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Flipping your car at 5 mph

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u/Superb-Attitude9606 18h ago

Guy was sauced out of his mind lol

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u/Vetiversailles 17h ago

This is how I drive in my dreams

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u/luchomaker 17h ago

I have dreams where I am trying to drive from the backseat and it is the most stressful dream ever (besides losing my teeth dreams).

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u/RandomDave70 17h ago

I have these dreams, too. Inevitably, they end with me trying to reach the brake pedal and it being too far away and I jolt awake in a panic!

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u/MissnThePoint 13h ago

so nice to know it's not just me. I actually had these dreams before I even had a license. why would I be in the back seat?!

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u/neurdle 13h ago

Yes, reaching the brake pedal! Also sometimes I'm driving in reverse and that's even worse.

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u/accidentalscientist_ 16h ago

How about those dreams when you need to use the bathroom really bad but all the stalls have no doors or really short walls so everyone can see you and all the toilets are dirty and filled to the brim??? Need to go so bad but there are only bad options available.

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u/OldManJim374 15h ago

Never had a dream like that, but I have dreams where I need to pee and I keep getting interrupted so I never get to go.

Side note: if I ever need to pee in a dream that means I need to pee in real life. So when that happens I start trying to wake myself up.

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u/thatcleverchick 15h ago

I have those too!! It's when I need to wake up to pee real bad 

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u/isarobs 15h ago

I have the grossly dirty bathrooms in my dreams. I usually wake up and am so happy to be using my clean bathroom.

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u/Worried-Crazy-9435 17h ago

This is how I once lucid dreamed. I like snapped to in the dream and was like why am I stressing and I jumped out the window and started flying 😂😂 but it was short lived and have never done it since

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u/Objective-Reveal-170 16h ago

I have both of those dreams all the time 😂

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u/Fwayfwayjoe 16h ago

I have these dreams too. What’s funny is that I always end up asking myself “what was I thinking? Why would I do this?”

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u/louielou8484 16h ago

I WAS JUST GOING TO WRITE THIS and then I saw your comment. I have vivid nightmares like this all the time where I drive exactly like this and I wake up and get scared to go out for the day, lol.

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u/PlanetoftheAtheists 17h ago

That two-story house was a clean and sober living environment for many years. It's in Aptos California. He was probably just on his way home.

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u/cant_b_that_brad 14h ago

Then, shut up

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u/Wardogs96 18h ago edited 15h ago

Lets be honest here that car flipping was the best outcome here as they can no longer be a danger on the road until whatever the fuck is going on in there is handled.

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u/Born-_-Yesterday 17h ago

Lol I was thinking the same thing, better something forced him to stop instead of continuing to pinballing down the road

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u/LowResGamr 16h ago

His car was like "you're embarrassing yourself, i'm just gonna flip over and save you some dignity"

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u/sicksixgamer 13h ago

I'm trying not to Crack up in a doctor's waiting room. Thanks.

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u/Unhappy-Attitude5220 10h ago

Thank God out of the 2 of them, the car was the responsible one. Cars like, nahh I'd rather crash than be part of this shitshow. Car sat there on it's side like a good boy expecting belly scritches for their good behavior.

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u/madadekinai 15h ago

"pinballing"

That's an insult to pinballs, even they could driven better, handled the situation better than this. Even a blind person could tell you that you shouldn't reverse just to go forward and keep fucking up.

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u/Square-Singer 17h ago

Also, flipping at that speed isn't all that dangerous, as long as he doesn't dangle his arm out of the window.

And the chances that he'll continue driving this car are very slim.

He basically DIY confiscated the car.

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u/dyslexicAlphabet 17h ago

i work with a guy who flipped his jeep over on its side off roading and he put his hands out to brace the crash because it was so slow and he lost 7 fingers.

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u/1sthomehelp 17h ago

Lmao imagine trying to "brace" a vehicle from falling🤣🤣🤣

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u/dyslexicAlphabet 17h ago

realistically you would go into a ball but i think his instincts because it was so slow was to put his arms out.

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u/1sthomehelp 17h ago

Omg, such a wrong move. But that's awful that he lost 7 fingers though 😢

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u/Square-Singer 16h ago

I know a guy who did basically the same when the folding chair collapsed below him. Cut off his middle finger.

20 years or so later his son lost his thumb to a circular saw when building his sauna.

That guy's son is now fearing for his fingers.

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u/hendergle 15h ago

Are these people the direct descendants of the first high school shop teacher or something?

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u/Uglyyellowfrog 14h ago

You mean 'Chop Teacher'?

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u/clammajamma96 14h ago

for real, im over her thinking sure ive lost a few nails here and there and my fingertips have met their fair share of doorjambs but when the hell is going on in these peoples lives

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u/SquirrelFluffy 12h ago

Ice fishing, drunk, come home lose your fingers in the table saw, shop teacher.

Oh wait, that was my high school.

The teacher's wives shut down a lot of ice fishing at that point.

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u/firemanjuanito 14h ago

Losing a thumb catapults you down an entire stage of evolution. That's awful.

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u/OberonDiver 11h ago

My thumb didn't want to get lost. In fact, it was opposed.

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u/MaleficentPapaya4768 15h ago

That’s absolutely the “I’m falling” instinct. The top part of your brain doesn’t usually have time to interrupt the lizard/monkey level reflexes in this sort of situation.

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u/dyslexicAlphabet 15h ago

thats what i hate about his situation when i think about it i just imagine myself doing the same thing. gives me that funny feeling that doesn't feel good w/e its called.

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u/Its-ther-apist 15h ago

Sympathy pains? Second hand embarrassment?

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u/disktoaster 14h ago

An underappreciated mechanic is also that your head is remarkably heavy and tends to try to pull your upper body ahead during slow falls. He might have felt, physically, like he was about to go through the window and be way worse off. It does feel that way in the kind of slow rollover that happens while offroading. Not that I'm speaking from experience... 🤐

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u/HispanicAtTheDisko 14h ago

Realistically, you'd probably try to brace yourself too. If you are falling, and you curl into a ball, then I can only imagine you've trained it for some silly sport.

Falling and extending your hand out to catch yourself is a reaction inherent in us all.

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u/SuperSiriusBlack 11h ago

I watched a guy try to stop a forklift from hitting an aircraft.

His arm popped open. The woman I was talking to yanked her belt off, made him a tourniquet with it, and saved the dudes arm. She was a real life hero, and her immediate action (quit talking to me mid-sentence to save this guy) was inspirational.

So, lucky she was there, but yeah. People do dumb things like try to use flesh to stop metal pretty often, if there isnt time to think.

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u/Illustrious-Line-984 17h ago

On the bright side, there’s a 70% chance he can’t ever flip you off.

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u/dyslexicAlphabet 17h ago

this guy is still incredibly handy even missing so many fingers still works with his hands with no help. he does still kind of have nubs.

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u/Much-Revolution5152 15h ago

Disabled/injured people can figure some things out. 🙂

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u/Jonnyflash80 17h ago

Well it has no roof after the FD cut it off, so if he ever drives again it won't be THIS car.

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u/PlanktonFun5387 17h ago

Do you think the lack of a roof would stop this person from driving THIS car?

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u/govunah 17h ago

It's not like they're going to drop it off in his driveway. But that does give me a terrible idea for an hoa resident

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u/InheritedHermitGene 16h ago

I guess you’ve never watched The Trailer Park Boys. One character drives around in a giant old sedan with the roof removed. I’m sure it’s unsafe but I don’t think this particular jackass would care.

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u/AutVincere72 16h ago

To quote Joe Pesci. "Your car has no door"

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u/BatLikeOvercoat 16h ago

I suspect alcohol was involved. They way they can’t seem to drive straight, or stay in the road, I’d say the driver was way beyond the couple beers they’re going to tell law enforcement.

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u/geddysbass2112 15h ago

Maybe a few benzos too.

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u/Good4nowbut 14h ago

Ya dude has the same vacant expression as my former classmates who were real keen on mixing booze and xanax..

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u/WolfandLight 17h ago

A weight was lifted once it flipped over. I can't be the only one who sighed a breath of relief.

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u/SubUrbanMess2021 17h ago

He took himself off the road.

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u/ZombieExcellent2202 17h ago

Looks like they blew a tire before losing control

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u/Heavensrun 16h ago

They blew a tire because they veered into the curb. The guy is clearly intoxicated.

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u/MyNameIsJakeBerenson 14h ago

Are you a cop?!

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u/TheAsianTroll 17h ago

Last time I saw this, I believe the camera car was hit by the Special driver and was trying to record while keeping up with him

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u/Bandandforgotten 17h ago

Yeah, it starts like this, but then immediately winds up on a video called 'Georgia State Police 10 Best High Speed Pit Maneuvers' on YouTube

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u/EjuMeow 17h ago

He did come to a rolling stop. That's something considering his state and how so many lucid (not the car company) drivers don't 😿

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u/kindlypogmothoin 17h ago

You're quite an optimist.

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u/bluejack 18h ago edited 18h ago

That might be the drunkest person I’ve ever seen. (Who can still talk.) Terrifying that he’s (was) behind the wheel.

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u/Sharp-Guitar-6756 17h ago

That’s like blackout levels, he won’t even remember it happened 

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u/Mpuls37 15h ago

A friend of mine blacked out at a party, said/did some hilarious things, and woke up the next day having to be shown how the party went via snapchat videos. He doesn't drink anymore.

Hopefully this guy follows a similar path, otherwise he's going to seriously hurt someone.

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u/DiscountCondom 13h ago

I had a similar experience when I was younger. It doesn't feel good listening to people tell you all the cringe shit you were doing the night before.

I also really didn't like the blackout itself. It felt like instantly time traveling from partying to everyone in the house being asleep. It felt like a waste.

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u/BlatantConservative 12h ago

Being blackout is just as creepy to me as medical anesthesia. You're just suddenly somewhere else and feel like shit.

Anyone who likes being blackout should get evaluated for depression imo. You'd rather just delete hours of your day than live life.

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u/Send_Toe_Pics_25 8h ago

I don't think the goal is blacking out - more the extreme drunkness right before you black out. However it's a very fine line

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u/TiogaJoe 14h ago

Great that the observer recorded the interaction. There was an accident where a woman plowed thru a crowd crossing the street. There was a trial and she claimed it was medication related (she was not drinking) verses just being distracted and negligent when she ran the red light. Would have been good if someone had a video of her response right after she stopped her car. (I did see one person go up to her car while the rest of us tended those who got hit, so it could have been captured if they had thought about it.)

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u/Donny_Dont_18 16h ago

Okay, then shut up

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u/Androoboodro 15h ago

lol so glad I turned the volume up for that

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u/ThePhantom71319 16h ago

Are you a cop?

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u/amedinab 15h ago

Then shut up!

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u/TerrapinFirma 11h ago

I was watching the guy swerve all over the place thinking, my god, how drunk do you have to be for this. Then it actually cut to him and it was just-

Ah. Yes. I understand now.

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u/Aligned-Askew6773 17h ago

This person clearly doesn‘t have enough blood in their alcohol stream.

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u/Dazzling-Fix-6621 15h ago

I vote you get best comment.

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u/SirBonhoeffer 18h ago

What in gods name? How drunk is this person

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u/AmebaLost 18h ago

Maximum minius a smidge

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u/japzone 17h ago

The irony that if he was anymore drunk he would've passed out and not tried to drive under the influence.

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u/Rich-Detective478 16h ago

Man was on that JUICE

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u/fijisiv 11h ago

...for now. A cop-friend told me most of his DUIs are issued in the morning. Dudes will get blasted, go to bed, wake up still over the legal limit, (attempt to) drive to work.

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u/iama_bad_person 7h ago

There was a cop stop this morning checking for DUIs over a bridge right outside my town. I talked to the cop and they had caught 3 people over the limit in under an hour.

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u/TheJivvi 18h ago

He drank all of the alcohol. All of it.

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u/5WEET_Cheeks_Karen 17h ago

No, he only had 2 beers. Just two occifer.

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u/OldManJim374 15h ago

"I only had 2 beers with lunch."

"What did you have for lunch?"

"2 shots of whiskey."

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u/gandhinukes 13h ago

They were really big pint sized shots.

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u/Gloomy_Session_3875 17h ago

The bar had a long beer menu, and he thought it was a challenge.

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u/Lord_Dingus83 17h ago

It’s the other way around, Alcohol drinks this guy

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u/Thrustmaster537 16h ago

IAM the liquor, Randy-bo-bandy

-Jim Lahey

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u/blade_torlock 17h ago

Just checked me cupboard all empty how'd he do that.

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u/RealMcGonzo 17h ago

He personally made the county dry.

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u/Sensitive_Ad_1271 17h ago

BAC easily .15     That's .15% blood 99.85% alcohol of course 

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u/martini1282 17h ago

Former alcoholic here. I bet his bac is over .2. I was still functioning and a .25 when I got arrested. Still never drove like this idiot

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u/HockeyandTrauma 17h ago

Depends on how often he drinks. As a former ED nurse, I've seen people at .4 and above seemingly sober, and .15 absolutely plastered.

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u/throwawayshirt2 14h ago

Back in the day I did arraignments for a public defender firm. Still remember a woman in custody on a DUII who blew a .4-something. According to the police report, she was not seemingly sober, but she was walking and talking at a BAC that would put most people unconscious and/or in the hospital.

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u/TheTsunamiRC 15h ago

My favorite was an alcoholic who came in because he fell and broke his leg while shoveling snow...with an ethanol of 560.

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u/Competitive-Reach287 17h ago

My retired cop brother ran into a number of people like you. He told me of one guy he arrested who blew .26 and was functionally sober. He was going to let him go, but smelled booze on his breath. Passed all the field sobriety tests, but the breathalyzer knew better. Many people would be unconscious at that level. Dude was a long term chronic alcoholic.

Glad you're sober now.

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u/FishAroundFindTrout9 17h ago

The first DUI arrest I made was .32 which would be blackout status for most people. This guy was actually driving pretty damn well and was fairly coherent. I actually only stopped him originally for a headlight that was out. But then saw fresh damage on the car with some wood chips embedded (from a fence I think) and then realized he was drunk when we started talking. He failed the SFSTs but not that badly.

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u/Sensitive_Ad_1271 17h ago

The joke was that his BAC was 99.85

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u/ProxyMuncher 13h ago

My BAC was .23 on my arrest and I was pretty coherent still. They got me in the Burger King parking lot while idling. Almost 7 years totally sober now 

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u/L8wrtr 17h ago

That dude is way over .2. .15 is probably just a regular functioning Tuesday for this guy.

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u/martini1282 17h ago

After I sobered up I became a counselor. Highest bac I've seen was a .47

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u/L8wrtr 17h ago

Congrats on your sobriety, and doubly so for becoming a counselor.

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u/WholeAd2742 17h ago

They might actually have some blood in their alcohol content

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u/EchoWhiskyBravo 17h ago

Reminds me of that scene from Wolf of Wall Street.

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u/_GoddamnitDonut 17h ago

How drunk is this person

At least 3.

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u/FishAroundFindTrout9 17h ago

Based on my experience (professional not personal) I’d say somewhere north of 0.25 but probably more like .30 or higher. Or it’s a diabetic or other medical episode.

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u/LogicianFlow 18h ago

Are you a cop?

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u/GeorgeWashington1904 17h ago

No, but don't worry, they will be here real soon!

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u/babassu_seeds 17h ago

thEN sHaDAP

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u/namblaotie 12h ago

Man. Joe Montana looks like shit these days.

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u/crappy80srobot 17h ago

He has had all the alcohols.

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u/RobStoration 17h ago

All of the drunk.

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u/Which_Initiative_882 17h ago

This guy is FOUR sheets to the wind.

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u/SBAC850211 17h ago

twice the legal minute

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u/New-Scientist5133 17h ago

Last time I saw someone drive like this and get in a head on collision, it was due to a medical episode

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u/Spamsdelicious 18h ago

DRONK

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u/MarionberryOk2874 18h ago

This made me laugh harder than I should have

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u/CraftsBoy2Craftsman 18h ago

oh he drunk

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u/Battle_Dave 17h ago

Look at those eyes, lol. Bro couldnt see, let alone see straight.

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u/FishAroundFindTrout9 17h ago

Oh he could see. I fact he could see everything three times.

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u/TheRimNooB 17h ago

Are you a cop.?

“No sir”

Alright I wish you well then.

Peak fucking comedy.

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u/Sharp-Guitar-6756 16h ago

It was the “ok then shut up” for me

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u/VelumLucis 14h ago

Bro was so drunk he had the conversation backwards

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u/FLRugDealer 17h ago

Because that’s like a law you HAVE to tell me if you’re a cop.

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u/Gloomy_Session_3875 17h ago

That was the best possible outcome.

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u/Which_Initiative_882 17h ago

Yep. Car on its side and too drunk to climb out. Guy gift wrapped himself for the cops.

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u/BackgroundSummer5171 12h ago

I dunno, could have filled a slot as head of the Department of Defense. Or FBI.

Think he is more sober than either of them.

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u/Freepi 18h ago

Makes me think of the quaalude driving scene in Wolf of Wall Street.

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u/DJ-Smash 16h ago

Made it home without getting a single scratch on the car!

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u/measured-defocus 17h ago

Whoever is recording this is so preoccupied with recording that they're also driving like a buffoon.

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u/Fire_Lake 16h ago

also no preservation instincts, like when they pulled right behind the dude while he is in reverse?

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u/Zippo963087 18h ago

Flipping a car at very low speed is pretty simple when there is a large embankment lol

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u/Appropriate_Ant933 17h ago

I know I was ok is he gonna hit the tightest u turn possible how tf is this gonna work u til I saw the embankment

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u/FishAroundFindTrout9 17h ago

I worked a wreck once where an old lady swerved to avoid a cat and ended up lightly hitting a tree. Everything should have been fine, but then she goosed the throttle a bit backing away from the tree, went up on a low retaining wall on the other side of the street and flipped her Cadillac onto its roof.

It was a small, very quiet street, so when I got there and saw a little old lady sitting on the wall next to her upside down Cadillac Deville I was perplexed as to how she had pulled that off.

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u/ZayreBlairdere 17h ago

And when you're sauced to the gills.

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u/Pouroldfashioned 17h ago

What happened to our car Mr. Lahey?

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u/NyneFingers 16h ago

It was the shit wolf’s again randers

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u/RedundantConsistency 18h ago

when i was a young bartender i drove drunk countless times.

i changed jobs and the realization of what i did makes me shiver still. i never crashed but that doesnt change the fact that i could cause a tragedy all those times.

i spent more money now to get a taxi or have family member pick me up if and when that happens now.

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u/SosugBiskit 17h ago

In my mid 20s I got a job as a pitmaster at a local restaurant and bar. The job involved me showing up at 2am and running the smokers and prepping all the bbq sides. I'd show up right as the bar was closing, and the staff would hang out after hours and party. I fell into some bad habits and started drinking pretty heavily during my shifts. The shifts were long, and I would stop drinking before day shift showed up, so I wasn't completely blasted by the time I had to drive home, but there were more than a few occasions I probably still shouldn't have driven.

That was a fun job, but I very quickly realized if I stuck with it I was going to wind up an alcoholic.

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u/RedundantConsistency 17h ago

same, shirt brother. i am still drinking, more than normal if im being honest due to circumstances id rather not get into, but the one thing id never do again is drive drunk.

i was a witness to a very gruesome accident in my town, because of a drunk driver. that could be me and i would not be able to live with myself with lives taken because of my stupidity.

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u/Jaktheslaier 16h ago

I was once caught by the cops on a rave doing Molly and they made me get back in my car and drive home (1 hour away), I was not ready for that journey

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u/miketx1983 17h ago

Tiger woods achieved this feat no longer than 30 minutes ago.

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u/Hi2YourWifeAndMyKids 17h ago

Joe Montana looks like shit now.

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u/goforawalk456 15h ago

The filming car also blew the stop sign and was all over both lanes lmao

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u/Hammon_Rye 17h ago

Didn't need a breathalyzer for that one.

Don't know if it was drugs, alcohol, or a legit medical condition but he was pretty obviously loopy.

But "Are you a cop?" strongly suggests it is one of the first two.

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u/E-rotten 17h ago

Dude is cross eyed drunk

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u/KenraScar 18h ago

I was sad at first thinking it was a really old person having an emergency, but now I’m sad that dicks like this are driving amongst us. I’m glad he only fucked himself up this time.

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u/Sternakseesall 17h ago

Damn. Joe Montana looking rough..

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u/TwistedTreelineScrub 17h ago

This entire situation looks like something that would happen in Trailer Park Boys

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u/Dirty_Morgie 15h ago

Another drunk doing what they do. At least they only wrecked themselves

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u/hotriccardo 15h ago

Jesus Christ Mr. Are you ok in there

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u/bbbourb 17h ago

Drunkus Maximus.

Though there is a greater-than-zero chance he was having a blood sugar episode.

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u/UnderrHill 16h ago

"Then shut up" will live rent free in my head.

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u/Material_Prize_6157 16h ago

This shouldn’t be funny but holy shit he does EVERYTHING wrong every step of the way

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u/Rare_Elderberry2674 16h ago

Don’t do drugs kids

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u/Fried_Shicken 17h ago

You gotta admire his commitment to getting the flip 👏 

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u/unlordtempest 16h ago

That motherfucker DRUNK

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u/ribbityflibbity 15h ago

I am in awe of the talent involved in accomplishing that.

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u/Retired300 15h ago

I've seen severely drunk people drive better than that

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u/Ecstatic_Bedroom735 10h ago

I can’t imagine almost dying, someone showing genuine care about my well being and saying “hey, shut up”
😂😂😂😂

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u/Silentprofessional86 10h ago

The niners have not been having the best pre season

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u/supercujo 9h ago

Drunk?
Drugged?
Psychosis?

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u/aoshi1 7h ago

What an absolute piece of shit.

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u/RelentlessIVS 17h ago

Let's play: Drunk. or. Drugs!

What will it be, what will it be!

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u/Fit_Explorer_2566 18h ago

Fortunately no one else was injured or killed by this drunk AH.

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u/nyofdc 17h ago

Geez, was he having a medical moment or just UI?

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u/BallinCock 17h ago

Indescribably fucked up, beyond all reasonable comprehension

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u/StillMusician4328 17h ago

It’s not even dash cam.

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u/The_Fiddle_Steward 16h ago

I've only driven in video games. How different can it be?

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u/No-Seat9917 16h ago

Impaired or low blood sugar?

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u/palmdieb 16h ago

Reminds me of that scene in Wolf of Wallstreet

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u/Make-it-positive 15h ago

Drunk driver?

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u/mmccxi 15h ago

I AM WHISKEY!

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u/Deep__Deep 15h ago

I’m not as think as you drunk I am…!

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u/517714 15h ago

It’s not like he’s going to lose his license over this, he lost that seven incidents ago.

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u/Cuzimfromrussia 15h ago

I think the better question is what the hell did they need 3 whole ass firetruck teams there for?

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u/mostdope28 15h ago

This is how I drive in my dreams

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u/rygelicus 15h ago

That's a very drunk dude.

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u/euphonic5 15h ago

That MF DRONK

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u/ledfox 15h ago

Alcohol is one hell of a drug

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u/cryptotraderisme 15h ago

Dude looks drunk out of his mind

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u/Football-Man-1889 14h ago

I couldn’t achieve that level of intoxication and walk, let alone get in a car, never mind actually drive it!

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u/BunglingBoris 12h ago

To be fair to the driver, have you ever tried driving while pissed out of you head and scrolling Reddit?

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u/DarkFireWarzone 12h ago

Drunk driving, should never be allowed to have another license

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u/ThatGuyHammer 11h ago

How many drinks have you had sir?

All

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u/darthjeffrey 11h ago

I was thinking of betting 50% stoke vs 50% drunk.