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u/SirBonhoeffer 18h ago

What in gods name? How drunk is this person

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u/AmebaLost 18h ago

Maximum minius a smidge

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u/japzone 17h ago

The irony that if he was anymore drunk he would've passed out and not tried to drive under the influence.

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u/Rich-Detective478 16h ago

Man was on that JUICE

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u/fijisiv 12h ago

...for now. A cop-friend told me most of his DUIs are issued in the morning. Dudes will get blasted, go to bed, wake up still over the legal limit, (attempt to) drive to work.

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u/iama_bad_person 7h ago

There was a cop stop this morning checking for DUIs over a bridge right outside my town. I talked to the cop and they had caught 3 people over the limit in under an hour.

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u/DavusClaymore 13h ago

That name sounds vaguely familiar..

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u/AmebaLost 12h ago

Smidge works the Strip in Vegus. 

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u/TheJivvi 18h ago

He drank all of the alcohol. All of it.

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u/5WEET_Cheeks_Karen 17h ago

No, he only had 2 beers. Just two occifer.

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u/OldManJim374 16h ago

"I only had 2 beers with lunch."

"What did you have for lunch?"

"2 shots of whiskey."

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u/gandhinukes 13h ago

They were really big pint sized shots.

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u/Youre_a_clam 14h ago

Well then, shuttup!

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u/Gloomy_Session_3875 18h ago

The bar had a long beer menu, and he thought it was a challenge.

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u/Appropriate_Car6909 17h ago

That was funny 😆 and

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u/Rich-Detective478 16h ago

You mean the distillery?

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u/Lord_Dingus83 18h ago

It’s the other way around, Alcohol drinks this guy

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u/Thrustmaster537 17h ago

IAM the liquor, Randy-bo-bandy

-Jim Lahey

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u/Seamore_J_Turtle 16h ago edited 14h ago

"Holy shit, boys, Lahey turned into a liquor snurf!"

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u/Sea_Equivalent_7725 17h ago

In soviet russia, drink drinks you

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u/blade_torlock 17h ago

Just checked me cupboard all empty how'd he do that.

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u/RealMcGonzo 17h ago

He personally made the county dry.

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u/One-Introduction-454 18h ago

CAS?

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u/CharismaticAlbino 18h ago

😂💞 was Cas driving by then? I think he was still exclusively flying

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u/One-Introduction-454 18h ago

Maybe he secretly learned it to impress his crush

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u/erwaro 18h ago

They probably do need support, but I don't know that close air support is the right type.

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u/One-Introduction-454 17h ago

Actually I meant something else but you got me. Had to google your meaning. Support is probably way to late for that guy

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u/Its-a-Shitbox 17h ago

I just ran down to our basement bar; you’re right! It’s all gone!!

ALL of it - fucker!

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u/Mosswiggle 15h ago

Only two drinks. The first one and the last one.

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u/Winter_Carpenter_505 13h ago

It’s all gone. Now we have to sit here and wait for alcohol 2.

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u/Sensitive_Ad_1271 18h ago

BAC easily .15     That's .15% blood 99.85% alcohol of course 

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u/martini1282 18h ago

Former alcoholic here. I bet his bac is over .2. I was still functioning and a .25 when I got arrested. Still never drove like this idiot

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u/HockeyandTrauma 17h ago

Depends on how often he drinks. As a former ED nurse, I've seen people at .4 and above seemingly sober, and .15 absolutely plastered.

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u/throwawayshirt2 14h ago

Back in the day I did arraignments for a public defender firm. Still remember a woman in custody on a DUII who blew a .4-something. According to the police report, she was not seemingly sober, but she was walking and talking at a BAC that would put most people unconscious and/or in the hospital.

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u/HockeyandTrauma 7h ago

Highest I ever had was this mid 30s woman who was about .695, and was sober enough to walk around and hit on every male in the dept.

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u/takemy_oxfordcomma 2h ago

Holy shit, that’s so fucking high. I’m surprised anyone can physically live at that level, much less be walking around and talking to people.

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u/TheTsunamiRC 15h ago

My favorite was an alcoholic who came in because he fell and broke his leg while shoveling snow...with an ethanol of 560.

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u/AristotlesBoyPussy 17h ago

what method did you use to determine the bac? the cops equipment is frequently wrong, especially if the person is both drunk and also used mouthwash

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u/HockeyandTrauma 17h ago

Blood. We pass it around, taste it, guess, then send it to the lab. Price is right rules winner gets an extra turkey sandwich.

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u/APolyAltAccount 17h ago

Oh cool so kinda like the Scoville scale!

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u/narwhal_breeder 17h ago

huh in my lab we always just consulted The Bones.

The Bones being the somewhat animate glass skeleton (or maybe quartz? its hard to say could be dirty glass or quartz, its very, very smooth though) that you couldn't look in the eyes or your life's essence would escape into the Great Unknown. We of course never told the interns - the look on their uncorporeal face as they are cast out of their fleshy husks and sent hurtling to the deepest, blackest void gets me everytime.

Anyways, it would go something like this.

We would take the blood (1L or so, less would anger The Bones) - and place 4 yew sticks floating on top of it, tied into a square with a few strands of hair taken from a hole in the ground that's been in there for as long as The Bones has been. There's always hair in there, and we definitely have never filled it. But what can you do man the building is pretty old.

Then, you take a sip, and then, head always looking down, offer a drink to The Bones. You may hear it move, and see it get closer. It will take a long drink.

You can then ask it one question about the blood. Who it belonged to, what is its type, if it has any pathogens, ect, but usually we're just using it to run a CBC, BMP, or BAC test. It will answer in the voice of the persons whos blood it is (took us forever to figure that one out).

You can ask it one question per drink it takes. That's usually 3 or 4. Saves money on reagents because all you need for The Bones is blood and yew.

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u/HockeyandTrauma 17h ago

Knowing what I know about lab sciences, this makes perfect sense. I would imagine this is a standard across the country.

(Also this is fucking fantastic, well done)

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u/narwhal_breeder 17h ago edited 12h ago

Actually The Bones has been at only one lab i've ever worked at. Not 100% sure why.

He was actually made sometime in the early 1800s - we have the records of how it was made, but the beancounters called the process "prohibitively expensive and so shockingly unethical this would constitute a heinous crime even by the standards of a conquering Mongol Empire".

I know the process uses components from at least 3 now extinct species of insects, and some plants we weren't ever able to confirm they ever existed in the greater scientific community, but thats small potatoes compared to what you have to do specifically, to the one person who becomes the base of The Bones. That person doesn't so much become The Bones. It's more their body is used like a plastic injection mold - and buddy we don't have any seams to get it out nicely.

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u/HockeyandTrauma 17h ago edited 16h ago

I wish I had an award to give you.

EDIT: Turns out I do!

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u/AristotlesBoyPussy 17h ago

Carlos, did you escape from Night Vale just to post on reddit?

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u/sidepart 12h ago

Huh. I just assumed the surplus test blood is where bitters came from.

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u/hoppydud 17h ago edited 17h ago

ED is blood draw since theres no real way to alter it. I wouldnt worry about false positive from mouth wash either. 15 minutes is enough to clear all of it. The police are aware of this and if you say you just used mouth wash they will just wait the 15.

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u/AristotlesBoyPussy 17h ago

neat, didnt know how fast it could dissipate.

that also means the cop who tried to get my dad for drunk driving in the 90s literally poured mouthwash on his breathalizer AFTER pulling my dad over

(it was a racist stop, dark man driving, 0.000% BAC according to blood draw within 30 minutes time of the 0.24% according to breathalizer, which smelled noticably minty. My dad drinks but he never drinks and drives).

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u/hoppydud 47m ago

Oh for sure the blood never lies. Also proved his sobriety no doubt. Cop probably poured his personal stash on the breathalyzer on purpose. Glad worked out for your dad.

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u/EggnSalami 17h ago

The BAC that health care providers see is a medical blood draw in the ED, not a legal test. The cops need a warrant for a legal blood draw which is sent to a state lab and health care providers do not see those results. I am a doctor who works in trauma so I see this process a lot

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u/singlemale4cats 13h ago

We don't need a warrant with consent, and if we have to get one, their license is automatically getting suspended for a year and we still get what we need. Not always easy to reason with a drunk person, though. They think if they refuse everything they'll get away with it.

I can't say for sure about where you work, though. Maybe your state always requires a warrant for blood. I don't know of any jurisdictions that do it like that.

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u/EggnSalami 12h ago

You’re right, I’ve definitely seen the cops get blood without patient consent, but I believe in my state they have to have a warrant of some sort from a judge, I’ve heard them on the phone getting them before getting the legal blood draw. The cops just have to read a statement saying that they waived consent and they have a warrant. I live in a very lenient state when it comes to drunk driving (WI) so I wouldn’t be surprised if the licenses aren’t automatically revoked here if they don’t consent but I’m not familiar with that part

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u/HockeyandTrauma 15h ago

My favorite is when cops demand their bloodwork results and I tell them to fuck off. Got in a screaming match with a local suburban "rich" town cop over it, and still relish the "get the fuck out of my Emergency Dept" I belted out.

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u/Adventurous-Fuel-126 17h ago

Er nurses take your blood

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u/Nefarious_Partner 16h ago

Hmm I'm not sure, how the fuck do you think a hospital determines that u/AristotlesBoyPussy?

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u/ssracer 15h ago

I generally keep mouthwash in the car to swish it around after drinking. Who doesn't?

/s

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u/singlemale4cats 13h ago edited 13h ago

the cops equipment is frequently wrong

It's quite accurate. Bullshit caselaw surrounding DUIs has rendered PBT results generally inadmissible in court unless the defense brings it up first, but in my experience, it's consistent with the highly calibrated machine in lockup (datamaster/intoxilyzer) or blood test results.

especially if the person is both drunk and also used mouthwash

There's a 15 minute observation period where the person can't eat/drink/chew/smoke/regurgitate anything for a reason. That's enough time for any residual alcohol or alcohol-like substances (sugar alcohols in gum, for example) to dissipate.

If the person tries to stall with any of the above for the evidentiary test, eventually we'll call that a refusal and just get blood. If they do it for the PBT we just move on, because, while we want a result, we don't need it.

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u/AristotlesBoyPussy 10h ago

In your experience?

How much experience do you have with comparing results of a breathalizer vs blood test?

 person tries to stall with any of the above for the evidentiary test, eventually we'll call that a refusal

Ah you're a pig, no wonder you say its all accurate, you have an agenda. Fuck off, pig.

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u/singlemale4cats 10h ago edited 10h ago

I say it's accurate because it is accurate. It's been proven to be accurate. If anyone could prove otherwise, it wouldn't be allowed as evidence in court. Regarding the evidentiary tests, anyway. I've never seen the preliminary breath samples differ by more than what can be explained by elimination or digestion times, but defense attorneys have managed to create enough reasonable doubt that they have disallowed them in general.

Do you see how stupid you become when you reflexively rage at things you don't understand or don't like? You sound like a petulant child.

You should probably just stop driving drunk.

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u/MyMiddleNutItches 14h ago

Jesus, 4%? Human Michelob Ultras just walking around.

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u/cjsv7657 14h ago

.4 meaning 0.4% alcohol so less than michelob ultra by a factor of 10 and about the same as a non-alcoholic beer.

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u/drunk_lizard8414 6h ago

This is much more amusing reading this as erectile disfunction

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u/Competitive-Reach287 17h ago

My retired cop brother ran into a number of people like you. He told me of one guy he arrested who blew .26 and was functionally sober. He was going to let him go, but smelled booze on his breath. Passed all the field sobriety tests, but the breathalyzer knew better. Many people would be unconscious at that level. Dude was a long term chronic alcoholic.

Glad you're sober now.

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u/FishAroundFindTrout9 17h ago

The first DUI arrest I made was .32 which would be blackout status for most people. This guy was actually driving pretty damn well and was fairly coherent. I actually only stopped him originally for a headlight that was out. But then saw fresh damage on the car with some wood chips embedded (from a fence I think) and then realized he was drunk when we started talking. He failed the SFSTs but not that badly.

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u/Aurora_Uplinks 10h ago

i bumped into the fence i parked next to a few times.... clumsy idiot more then anything buuut oh well

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u/FishAroundFindTrout9 9h ago

Yeah this was definitely not that. It was definitely an impact with some speed behind it.

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u/Aurora_Uplinks 9h ago

ahh fair enough. not that my issue had any excuse either. (I will say the embarrassing part. twice i have hit a car. both times it was backing up and to the right. one time they backed into me at the same time i backed into them... i think we were both going back and to the right ironically. but i still regret it. the first was just me being emotionally upset, it was after someone died and i heard family say something regarding me that was... kind of left me wanting to leave the house and go for awhile. they were right but it still wasnt something i had expected to hear. helped me me grow though.)

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u/Aurora_Uplinks 10h ago

new driver and i always tried to park as close as i could so their was no space to open the drivers side. so a scrape or two against the fence happened when i misjudged early in my driving

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u/martini1282 17h ago

Thanks. I'm happy every day that cop got me. U was driving perfect but doing 6mph over at 2am. I keep hoping to run into him but no luck

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u/Sensitive_Ad_1271 17h ago

The joke was that his BAC was 99.85

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u/ProxyMuncher 13h ago

My BAC was .23 on my arrest and I was pretty coherent still. They got me in the Burger King parking lot while idling. Almost 7 years totally sober now 

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u/SoggyOutfield 14h ago

I would bet over .3.

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u/Bowl_of_fruit117no-2 14h ago

Not that you remember./s (congrats!!!)

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u/Gunnut350 17h ago

There is no such thing as a former alcoholic,drunks drink ,alcoholics attend AA meetings and don’t drink anymore!!!
You sir are just a former drunk, useless you attend AA meetings!!

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u/Secret-Broccoli9908 16h ago

Propaganda aimed at creating lifelong dependency (ironically). There absolutely are people who are former alcoholics and who have never attended an AA meeting. I know them.

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u/Informal_Koala1474 16h ago

For real."It's a disease" is just a lame excuse. The people I know in AA don't change all that much, and become really difficult to be around. Everything is about their recovery. Also pretty ironic is how blind they are to it.

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u/Informal_Koala1474 16h ago

Get the fuck out of here. The DSM-5 defines full remission from substance use disorder (SUD) as no use or uncontrollable cravings for a full year.

Upwards of 70% of people that recover fully from SUD do so without any inpatient or outpatient treatment, or any 12 step "treatment".

Around 3-8% if people that decide AA is the only way ever achieve a full year of remission.

Attendance and adherence to 12 step programs correlates with a higher incidence of remission.

What's especially funny about people like you is one of your founders, William Griffith Wilson, would tell you to sit down and be quiet. It's in your book.

AA does not have a monopoly on recovery.

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u/fievelm 15h ago

You sir are just a former drunk, useless you attend AA meetings!!

I'm happy that it works for you, but this is a dumb take.

AA doesn't hold a copyright on sobriety.

-a former drunk/alcoholic/whatever

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u/JelmerMcGee 15h ago

I would rather be a former drunk than go to AA meetings for the rest of my life and let alcohol control my behavior that way.

For anyone but the person I replied to, AA has a pretty bad success rate when it is used as a standalone "treatment." When used with other treatments, like addiction counseling, it can be a great resource. Try different things in different combinations to find what works for you. And don't be like Gunnut350 and spout stupid shit about whatever you found works for you

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u/L8wrtr 18h ago

That dude is way over .2. .15 is probably just a regular functioning Tuesday for this guy.

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u/martini1282 17h ago

After I sobered up I became a counselor. Highest bac I've seen was a .47

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u/L8wrtr 17h ago

Congrats on your sobriety, and doubly so for becoming a counselor.

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u/WalmartGreder 17h ago

were they comatose? Or still functioning?

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u/martini1282 17h ago

She had to be taken to the hospital. It's alcohol poisoning at that point.

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u/Much-Revolution5152 15h ago

That's wonderful ( being a counselor) you have the actual experience which could be an asset. Very happy for you.👍

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u/Sensitive_Ad_1271 17h ago

It was joke that he had 99.85% alcohol in his blood and .15% blood. So his blood is essentially alcohol.

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u/L8wrtr 17h ago

Ha. I totally misread. My bad!

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u/FishAroundFindTrout9 17h ago

I’ve arrested plenty of people at .15 and have never seen them drive that poorly. The .15 crowd is usually come of the most dangerous because they think they’re okay or at least “not that bad” so they don’t slow down, but they’ll blow through a red light or turn right in front of someone.

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u/Resident_Course_3342 18h ago

There's no way it's that low. 

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u/Sensitive_Ad_1271 17h ago

I thought I made the joke pretty obvious but everyone who has replied had completely missed it.

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u/OldManJim374 16h ago

I got it 😂

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u/ShawnyMcKnight 15h ago

So his blood is basically wine? Is he Jesus?

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u/[deleted] 13h ago

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u/Sensitive_Ad_1271 13h ago

Yea... Probably 

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u/WholeAd2742 17h ago

They might actually have some blood in their alcohol content

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u/singlemale4cats 13h ago

99.6% of your blood is blood. That's pretty good! It's like an A+!

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u/EchoWhiskyBravo 18h ago

Reminds me of that scene from Wolf of Wall Street.

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u/_GoddamnitDonut 18h ago

How drunk is this person

At least 3.

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u/FishAroundFindTrout9 17h ago

Based on my experience (professional not personal) I’d say somewhere north of 0.25 but probably more like .30 or higher. Or it’s a diabetic or other medical episode.

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u/LogicianFlow 18h ago

Are you a cop?

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u/GeorgeWashington1904 18h ago

No, but don't worry, they will be here real soon!

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u/babassu_seeds 17h ago

thEN sHaDAP

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u/FishAroundFindTrout9 17h ago

I’m here! Whatcha need?

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u/namblaotie 13h ago

Man. Joe Montana looks like shit these days.

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u/crappy80srobot 17h ago

He has had all the alcohols.

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u/RobStoration 17h ago

All of the drunk.

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u/ZombiePrepper408 17h ago

He is the liquor

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u/rpmerf 9h ago

He's the monkey in charge of the bananas

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u/Which_Initiative_882 17h ago

This guy is FOUR sheets to the wind.

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u/Soft_Walrus_3605 15h ago

My god.. you just... went for it, didn't you?!

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u/Which_Initiative_882 7h ago

Yar! AHH HAHAHAHAH!🏴‍☠️

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u/SBAC850211 18h ago

twice the legal minute

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u/New-Scientist5133 17h ago

Last time I saw someone drive like this and get in a head on collision, it was due to a medical episode

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u/Mysterious-Art8838 17h ago

I have too but his first question wasnt ’are you a cop?’ Although he was unconscious…

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u/boldandbratsche 15h ago

The words of people that delirious can't be taken at face value. He could easily have been having a medical episode that looked like intoxication.

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u/That_Jay_Money 17h ago

So drunk that not only does he not talk to cops he don't talk to nobody!

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u/Efficient-Rent-5644 17h ago

Either that or a medical episode

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u/jammed7777 18h ago

This looks more like a medical emergency.

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u/Square-Singer 18h ago

Yeah, accute alcohol poisoning.

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u/Same-Traffic-285 18h ago

Did you not hear the dude talking???

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u/jammed7777 17h ago

Ha, I didn’t make it to there. Dude is toasted

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u/Jazzlike_Climate4189 17h ago

People can’t even watch a one minute video before stopping in the middle and commenting with BS. 🤦‍♂️

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u/YobaiYamete 16h ago

Seriously there are multiple posts in this thread from people who didn't even have the attention span to watch a single minute video

WTF is going on, Chat(gpt) are we cooked

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u/Jazzlike_Climate4189 15h ago

Pretty much.

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u/sidepart 12h ago

You're right to feel that way.

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u/HungHippoHippy 11h ago

Sorry chatGPT is down.

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u/FishAroundFindTrout9 17h ago

It could be. Diabetic emergency can look a whole lot like DUI.

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u/yeswearerelated 16h ago

It's not. You can just watch the video and see how drunk the guy is when the cameraman interviews him. The guy is obviously very drunk and only cares if the cameraman is a cop.

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u/boldandbratsche 15h ago

People can act and sound drunk during a medical episode. Many people have died in police custody because cops thought they were drunk instead of recognizing they were having a medical emergency. In emergency medicine, they teach you to check the blood sugar of all suspected intoxicated patients because it can be difficult to tell the difference.

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u/curtcolt95 13h ago

while in this case I'd bet money the dude is drunk I will say this is exactly how my grandpa acted whenever he went into diabetic shock. My best description was a drunk 8 year old

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u/FishAroundFindTrout9 15h ago

Ah, I stopped watching when he flipped

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u/spreta 16h ago

That’s what I was thinking. Saw someone driving slow and erratic and went head on with someone. Turned out it was the little brother of a friend of mine and was having a diabetic episode. He was so out of it and had no idea what was going on. It was a real small town.

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u/here_is_no_end 16h ago

Acting somewhat aggressive and asking if the dude was a cop suggests alcohol more than anything

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u/thecommuteguy 17h ago

It's like the scene in The Wolf of Wall Street where Jordan drives the Countach from the country club to his house.

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u/no_bender 18h ago

Should not even be conscious.

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u/ButterscotchAward 17h ago

“I just had a beer or two”

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u/OldManJim374 16h ago

“I just had a beer or ten”

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u/iloveplant420 16h ago

"Are you a cop? Then shut up."

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u/egstitt 16h ago

How much have you had to drink today sir?

Yes.

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u/Open-Gate-7769 16h ago

“I just had a glass of dinner with my wine”

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u/UziInYourFace 16h ago

How drunk is this person

Yes

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u/PayFormer387 16h ago

He closed the bar.

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u/mrdungbeetle 16h ago

The lethal level minus one

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u/Typographical_Widow 16h ago

Are you a cop? Well, then .... shut up.

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u/SBNShovelSlayer 16h ago

Are You A COP?

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u/PapaBearSocial 16h ago

I was wondering the same thing, was he drunk?

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u/SupportCa2A 16h ago

Shut up! 

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u/aaalllouttabubblegum 16h ago

On a scale of 0-Jim Morrison he is Morrison.5

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u/AlaskanSamsquanch 15h ago

Might have had a medical emergency.

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u/Stymie999 15h ago

It kind of looks like what would happen when parents leave the keys in the car and their 7 year old decides they want to try this driving thing

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u/maroontiefling 15h ago

They're either THE MOST drunk....or this is another case of "it's time to take away grandpa's keys".

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u/NightBawk 15h ago

He's pickled.

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u/mrmac1992 15h ago

It's more than just alcohol.

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u/SeakingGnarvana 15h ago

I'm not proud, but in my past I made some dumb ass decisions. I should have been put in jail quite a few times, but I was lucky. No accidents, no tickets. 

I could not imagine how fucking plastered you need to be to drive like this...

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u/ThaLunatik 15h ago

Somewhere between "way over the legal limit" and "Pete Hegseth".

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u/delphinous 15h ago

there is some blood in his/her alcohol system

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u/SchnitzelRaider 15h ago

Rumplemintz level wasted 

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u/MrDerpGently 15h ago

Or having some major medical emergency.  I had a major kidney stone attack while driving. I actually made it to the hospital (stupidly) but I was too overwhelmed with pain to think straight. But I am pretty sure I was weaving like the town drunk at about 5mph.

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u/notevenapro 14h ago

Pretty toasty.

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u/Jude30 14h ago

He was all of the drunk.

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u/userhwon 14h ago

100%. He was unity drunk. No fraction at all.

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u/ilovek 13h ago

This is in Santa Cruz, guarantee it a geriatric that should’ve had their license revoked years ago, they make up a huge portion of the population here and drive recklessly

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u/singlemale4cats 13h ago

He had two drinks just like everybody else.

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u/VanillaTortilla 13h ago

I'm sure they've only had two drinks and their house is right around the corner.

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u/TrumpsDoubleChin 13h ago

Yes. The answer is yes.

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u/justadude27 12h ago

"I had two beers with dinner"

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u/dmj9 11h ago

He's got blood in his alcohol.

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u/PaleoSpeedwagon 8h ago

All of it. He's all of the drunk.

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u/YikesTheCat 6h ago

1.12 Hegseths

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u/sm9k3y 4h ago

He's so drunk they are going to measure the amount of blood in his alcohol system.

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u/KeyCold7216 17h ago

I don't think its just alcohol. Ill preface this by saying I don't drink and drive, but I can't imagine any amount of alcohol would ever make me drive this poorly.

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u/RickFennster 17h ago

Could be a stroke

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u/bijouxself 18h ago

Found the defense attorney

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u/LogicianFlow 18h ago

I hope you don't vote, drive, or have children.

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u/blarkleK 18h ago

How? You don’t reverse during a medical episode.

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