r/dashcams • u/wronghoIe • 18h ago

Flipping your car at 5 mph

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u/Square-Singer 16h ago

I know a guy who did basically the same when the folding chair collapsed below him. Cut off his middle finger.

20 years or so later his son lost his thumb to a circular saw when building his sauna.

That guy's son is now fearing for his fingers.

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u/hendergle 16h ago

Are these people the direct descendants of the first high school shop teacher or something?

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u/Uglyyellowfrog 14h ago

You mean 'Chop Teacher'?

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u/clammajamma96 14h ago

for real, im over her thinking sure ive lost a few nails here and there and my fingertips have met their fair share of doorjambs but when the hell is going on in these peoples lives

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u/SquirrelFluffy 13h ago

Ice fishing, drunk, come home lose your fingers in the table saw, shop teacher.

Oh wait, that was my high school.

The teacher's wives shut down a lot of ice fishing at that point.

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u/Nearby-Yak-4496 7h ago

Every shop teacher I have ever known was missing at least a part of at least one digit...

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u/OberonDiver 11h ago

"Quit screwin' around!"

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u/AFecklessWeasel 2h ago

I had either the laziest or smartest wood shop teacher. He wouldn’t demonstrate anything. He’d just give directions and then call up a student and talk them through it. Had all 10 fingers too. Always explained that just because he could do it didn’t mean we could so it was better for us to learn while he explained the steps. I never figured out if that was his way of keeping everyone focused and involved or if it was bullshit so he didn’t have to have his hands near the machines in case one of us leaned too closely and bumped him.

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u/firemanjuanito 15h ago

Losing a thumb catapults you down an entire stage of evolution. That's awful.

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u/OberonDiver 11h ago

My thumb didn't want to get lost. In fact, it was opposed.

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u/CopperBlitter 6h ago

Can we assume you'll see yourself out?🤣🤣

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u/Inswagtor 12h ago

Instant 30% disability

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u/1sthomehelp 13h ago

🫨🫨🫨 a series of unfortunate events!

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u/Square-Singer 3h ago

What an incredibly frustrating, unsatisfying and addictive series of books! I read all of them when I was 12 or so.

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u/1sthomehelp 15m ago

🤣🤣 you're not wrong!

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u/AdnorAdnor 10h ago

Fearing4Fingers would make a great band name

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u/Comprehensive_Dog780 7h ago

please stop, its 11:53 pm and am laughing hysterically like a horse and my house is shaking and dogs are hiding in the corridor and bladder is about to burst. please, I cant anymore

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u/longshanksthefoyth 4h ago

A new HBO special....a family dromedy....the fingerlings.