Flipping your car at 5 mph

[u/wronghoIe]

[u/TheJivvi]

He drank all of the alcohol. All of it.

[u/5WEET_Cheeks_Karen → u/TheJivvi]

No, he only had 2 beers. Just two occifer.

[u/OldManJim374 → u/5WEET_Cheeks_Karen]

"I only had 2 beers with lunch."

"What did you have for lunch?"

"2 shots of whiskey."

[u/gandhinukes → u/OldManJim374]

They were really big pint sized shots.

[u/Youre_a_clam → u/5WEET_Cheeks_Karen]

Well then, shuttup!

[u/Gloomy_Session_3875 → u/TheJivvi]

The bar had a long beer menu, and he thought it was a challenge.

[u/Appropriate_Car6909 → u/Gloomy_Session_3875]

That was funny 😆 and

[u/Rich-Detective478 → u/Gloomy_Session_3875]

You mean the distillery?

[u/Lord_Dingus83 → u/TheJivvi]

It’s the other way around, Alcohol drinks this guy

[u/Thrustmaster537 → u/Lord_Dingus83]

IAM the liquor, Randy-bo-bandy

-Jim Lahey

[u/Seamore_J_Turtle → u/Thrustmaster537]

"Holy shit, boys, Lahey turned into a liquor snurf!"

[u/Sea_Equivalent_7725 → u/Lord_Dingus83]

In soviet russia, drink drinks you

[u/blade_torlock → u/TheJivvi]

Just checked me cupboard all empty how'd he do that.

[u/RealMcGonzo → u/TheJivvi]

He personally made the county dry.

[u/One-Introduction-454 → u/TheJivvi]

CAS?

[u/CharismaticAlbino → u/One-Introduction-454]

😂💞 was Cas driving by then? I think he was still exclusively flying

[u/One-Introduction-454 → u/CharismaticAlbino]

Maybe he secretly learned it to impress his crush

[u/erwaro → u/One-Introduction-454]

They probably do need support, but I don't know that close air support is the right type.

[u/One-Introduction-454 → u/erwaro]

Actually I meant something else but you got me. Had to google your meaning. Support is probably way to late for that guy

[u/Its-a-Shitbox → u/TheJivvi]

I just ran down to our basement bar; you’re right! It’s all gone!!

ALL of it - fucker!

[u/Mosswiggle → u/TheJivvi]

Only two drinks. The first one and the last one.

[u/Winter_Carpenter_505 → u/TheJivvi]

It’s all gone. Now we have to sit here and wait for alcohol 2.