r/interestingasfuck 21h ago

Germany has more castles than the United States has McDonald’s. This is the Eltz castle, located in Wiershem. It has been owned and occupied by the same family for 33 generations over 800 years

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u/Otaraka 21h ago

About 14k McDonalds for those of you are also wondering.  I thought they had to be exaggerating at first.

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u/Mostface 21h ago

Holy hell I would have bet money it wasn't true.

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u/-_--_--_--_--_-_-_-_ 21h ago edited 16h ago

I'm German and I still don't believe. That has to be a very strange definition of a castle?? 

Edit: Okay turns out it's just dumb click bait, the definition of "castle" in this case includes everything from a fancy residential house that has been used by aristocracy in the past, to a proper castle and even ruins of a castle or a memorial. (Burg, Schloss, Ruine, "Herrenhaus", Denkmal).

Edit 2: According to the European Castle Institute there are 25000 castles in Germany, of the type like in the picture. Guess what... around 20% are still or at least somewhat resembling a building, 40% are ruins and  the remaining 40% are preserved only as "archaeological monuments" in their foundations - or have disappeared. Yes castles that have fully disappeared and nothing except the location is still known also count into the 25000.

In reality there are around 5000 castles in Germany, still impressive but most are not as impressive as in the picture at all, and around 13000 Mc Donald's in the USA.

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u/LennyLennsen 21h ago

They even included you with your fortified username

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u/NoNotChad 19h ago edited 17h ago

Does he even have the license to crenellate his username?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Licence_to_crenellate

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u/codyexplainsitall 18h ago

Oi mate, you got a license for those crenellations?

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u/TrulyOutrageous42 17h ago

Damn, you need a license for that? And to think, I've been crenellating unlicensed this whole time!!

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u/pacerpower 20h ago

God you made me laugh so hard.

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u/Exciting_Bat_2086 20h ago

This app sometimes I tell you what XD

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u/iheardthemetalclank 18h ago

I'm old and it still weirds me out when people call Reddit an app.

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u/StevieMJH 19h ago

Waiting for someone with a Trebuchet username to show up.

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u/Lick_my_balloon-knot 18h ago

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u/EphemeralDan 20h ago

When I went to Ireland. I saw the ruins of a castle and asked a local what castle it was, he said, "I don't know." It's just an old pile of rocks" That's when I understood that castles in Ireland were like barns in New England. You see some truly spectacular specimens, and then you have a bunch that barely qualify as buildings. And then you have the ones that are just piles of rubble. Fewer of those because it's a lot easier to get rid of a pile of wood than a pile of rocks.

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u/mang87 19h ago

I'm from Ireland, and I never really considered this before. I read that comment and thought 5k castles was a shit ton, and so I went and looked up how many we have. Apparently it's over 7000, and is around 30k if you include partial ruins and fortified estate buildings. I've never really paid much attention to them because they're just part of the landscape, or an old building at the center of a town. I guess we don't really have many truly impressive ones like there are in other parts of the world, so it was never worth paying attention to. Honestly, we also weren't particularly fond of the people who would have lived in those castles.

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u/Fox--Hollow 17h ago

And 40-50k more if you count ringforts. Which doesn't surprise me, there's a couple within a five minute stroll from my house.

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u/AnaphoricReference 14h ago

Not in the Netherlands. Since stone doesn't naturally occur here it is carried off immediately.

Mesolithic dolmens. Roman ruins. Castles. They were usually just business until late 18th century. At best they left a drawing.

Ramparts and artificial mounds weren't safe either. Dirt was always big business. We still import a lot of sand and basalt stone for construction.

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u/forsti5000 21h ago

English doesn't differentiate between Burgen and Schlösser so tze number is inflated

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u/Square-Singer 20h ago

And even Schlösser are hardly a solid definition. I took the bus that went past Schloss Essling for years before someone mentioned to me that that decrepid old house is a Schloss. I would have never guessed.

Btw, English does have terms that differentiate: Fortress = Burg, palace = Schloss. But castle means both.

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u/Foxtrot-13 19h ago

English very much has terms to differentiate these, it is just Americans don't use them.

Castle is a catch all term for a fortified building containing a keep or keep like structure and at least one defensive wall, that was the seat of both military and civil power in the middle ages.

A fort is a fortified building that was only the centre of military power and is normally used from the Elizabethan age onwards.

Fortified manor houses are buildings that are secure but don't have the thick walls or curtain wall of a true castle.

A manor, stately home or palace is just a very big house.

One of the issues is that Victorians (especially in Scotland) liked to put a turret or crenellations on their houses and call them a castle to make it sound fancier than it was.

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u/Loinnird 20h ago

Well, no. Castles are fortified. Palaces are not.

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u/fartingbeagle 20h ago

It's also complicated that in my experience, castles are usually damp, draughty and cold to live in. As soon as the Thirty Years War ended, and there was less need for a fortification and when any family got some money; the first thing they'd do is build a nice new palace with all modern conveniences, usually using the bricks of the old castle.

Since the palace was often literally built of the old castle, it often kept the name.

Just my theory.

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u/zatalak 20h ago

There's a solid definition:

A 'Schloss' is a building or compound that members of the nobility had built for their usage. That's it.

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u/HardWirez 20h ago

That's not very solid. By your definition, if some noble put up a shed to store his collection of bicycles, it would be called a schloss.

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u/Square-Singer 18h ago

No, a Schloss is what you use to lock up the bicycles.

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u/thedirtyknapkin 20h ago

well that's basically a "manor" in English and is very much not considered a "castle". to call those castles in English just sounds like bad translations work.

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u/Dipsey_Jipsey 20h ago

so tze number is inflated

That typo is making me read this like Simpsons character, and I'm German hahaha

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u/Kittelsen 21h ago

Probably counting the rooks on chess tables as well I suppose. 🤷‍♂️

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u/cortesoft 21h ago

And every White Castle

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u/CardsMultiverse 21h ago

Which there is none

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u/cortesoft 20h ago

Makes the math easier

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u/CardsMultiverse 20h ago

Maybe they count every Burger King, as every King needs a Castle

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u/Normal_Mouse_4174 20h ago

Yeah, if there were over 14k castles in Germany that would be one roughly every 25 square km.

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u/zufaelligenummern 20h ago

There are a lot more than that where i come from in germany tbf

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u/Ricordis 20h ago edited 17h ago

Germany also had lots of "Zollfestungen". Those were fortified towers at rivers with a chain spun across the river and if you wanted to pass you had to pay a toll.

Those things are also considered as castle in english and there were maaany of these in Germany as it was splintered down to small kingdoms before which means there were many borders.

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u/xrimane 20h ago

One every 5x5 km doesn't sound unreasonable in some areas though.

We were part of the patchwork of little states here in the Eifel and the allegiance would change from village to village. We still have "Catholic" villages and "Lutheran" villages and notable differences in dialect to the initiated. Every other town seems to have a Schloss or Burg lol.

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u/earthceltic 20h ago

For those not having castles in their country at all 5000 working castles seems incredible. I bet there are still a few that could be restored too.

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u/Strange-Feeling69420 20h ago

I’m more impressed it’s even on the same level of magnitude as the 14k McDonald’s, and tbh I’m surprised there aren’t more McDonalds in America

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u/Lucreth2 21h ago

I guess this is one of the times I'm reminded of just how much empty space is in my own country.

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u/Cold_Tree190 21h ago

It really isn’t. They’re including many small fortifications that no one would consider a “castle”. Things like small battlements that would have been manned by fewer than 10 people… they’re really stretching the definition of “castle” to get there

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u/allnamestaken1968 21h ago

My home is my castle so it’s included

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u/TA_Lax8 21h ago

actually, a bunch of homes "fortified" with merely a fence were included in the count

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u/Entropic_Echo_Music 20h ago

My house has concepts of a fence, so it counts too.

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u/DisorderedArray 21h ago

Just a note that Schloss is the word Germans normally use for castle, and that word covers everything you would call a castle in english, and a also huge number of other buildings that would have different names in english. Palaces and country houses are all schloss, for instance. So there are probably nowhere near as many Disney style castles as there are maccyDs in the US. There are a lot of palaces and big houses in Germany though.

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u/Herrvisscher 21h ago

Germany having words for every possible noun

Also Germany:^

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u/de_Generated 20h ago

I mean there are many different words that can be applied to these buildings, depending on what they are, what their function is etc.

Between synonyms or similar words like Residenz, Anwesen, Sitz, Palast or Kastell, you can always combine nouns to describe it better.

Is the castle used for hunting trips or other recreational activities? Visit your Jagdschloss or Lustschloss. Need a retreat during the hot summer months? Visit your Sommerresidenz.

So yeah there are multiple words, but for normal conversations the difference between Burg and Schloss is enough.

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u/KeeperAdahn 20h ago

We have both Burg and Schloss as common terms for castle, Burg would be used for your typical medieval fortress castle and even fortified settlements. So it's always some sort of fortification. Schloss as you said may refer to many kinds of noble homesteads, which might be a Burg, but also includes non-fortified places like Palaces and grand manors. But it's actually more of a modern thing that these two words have settled in such clearly defined different meanings.

There are also many other terms for things like castles and fortifications, like Kastell which is very similar to castle.

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u/RedWeddingPlanner303 21h ago

A Schloss is a more fancy castle, like Neuschwanstein or Sanssouci. They probably included everything that is more rustic, which is called a Burg, and fortresses, which are Festungen. And if ruins are included then the number is probably in the tens of thousands.

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u/Hunkus1 21h ago

There are 2 words we use Schloss which is for castles people permanently lived in and Burg which is for millitary fortifications.

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u/DisorderedArray 20h ago

Yes, I didn't want to come across angry about it, but in my experience (as someone who moved to Germany) when Germans translate schloss into English, they always use the word castle, and as lovely as all those buildings were, I was always a bit disappointed about the complete absence of defensive structures.

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u/LittleMsWhoops 20h ago

I actually think palace is a more accurate translation for Schloss, as in Buckingham Palace = Schloss Buckingham and on thr other hand Windsor Castle = Burg Windsor.

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u/chosonhawk 21h ago

thanks for doing the research. i thought the same...but this is a cool factoid.

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u/venom121212 21h ago

and 20-25k castles in Germany, for the other side of the comparison

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u/AC-Daniel 21h ago

I am German and sounds hard to believe honestly 🤔

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u/JayS87 21h ago

Just leave the Haus, verdammt nochmal /s

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u/2rijo5 21h ago

And make Fenster auf Kipp

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u/RepulsiveRaisin7 21h ago

That includes ruins, of which there are a ton.

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u/MammothUnique4147 21h ago

You could be living in a castle right now and not even know it!

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u/overlydelicioustea 21h ago

no way this is true

Germany has about 10k Municipalities. That would mean each would have 2-3 castles.

hardly.

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u/dthdthdthdthdthdth 20h ago

In German you'll find the number of 25000 "Schlösser, Burgen und Ruinen". So this includes the defensive castles (and later imitations like Neuschwanstein), but also all kinds of palaces, and ruins. This will include many buildings that are more like manor houses that were build by some minor nobility and ruins where there are only a couple of stones, maybe even only some earthworks left. And by that count you can get to these 2-3 castles per municipality more easily.

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u/DuckieGoneQuackers 20h ago

So it's click bait then. Using a vague term that covers multiple style of structures instead of one specific type that the rest the world considers a castle.

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u/Drumbelgalf 21h ago

Most castles are not nearly in that condition and may castles we're little more than a fortified Farm.

Often you ony See the foundations or even Just a ditch

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u/KuriboShoeMario 21h ago

They're undoubtedly just using an insanely broad term and counting everything that remotely applies. A pile of rubble that's been designated the site of a castle centuries ago probably still counts, for example.

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u/bagheera369 21h ago

350-380,000 churches in the US.....so 26 churches per McDonald's.

If you believe in anything closely resembling a secular reason-based society, those numbers should terrify you.

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u/Butterjoelni 20h ago

You just blew my mind so hard, it's never gonna be the same

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u/queuedUp 21h ago

I honestly would have guessed higher than that.

There must me some areas of the US with very few or no McDonalds.

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u/scouserontravels 21h ago

Genuinely feels really really low for some reason

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u/Omnamashivaaya 21h ago

Because castles are awesome. You can buy one for under 1 million pounds/dollars/euros. But jokes on your bank account if you want to live in it

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u/boringbullet 21h ago

Everyone wants to live in a castle till you realize that it’s you alone in a structure designed to have 10+ permanent staff members

And good fucking luck keeping it warm lmao

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u/ProfessorWise5822 21h ago

Keeping it warm is difficult, but keeping it properly maintained is probably even more expensive. And at least in Germany, you are legally required to maintain old buildings

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u/bryman19 21h ago

Who is properly maintaining the 20,000-25,000 castles in Germany?

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u/dancepantz 21h ago

Probably Germans

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u/HauntedCemetery 19h ago

Germany has castle elves.

You leave your castle on the doorstep with a bowl of cream and in the morning your castle crenelation is repaired

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u/Rincetron1 15h ago

Here to tell Finland has sauna elves.

You leave some water and a birchwood branch for them to maintain proper relationship.

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u/dachfuerst 21h ago

Many are open to the public, selling tickets to visit the place. Thus, raising money for the upkeep.

Those which are closed to the public - a lot of private money flows into the place. A friend of mine is a countess, with her and her family still living in the centuries-old castle. A lot of the money they earn in their jobs goes to the upkeep, along with rooms of the castle they rent off for events, weddings and such. In her case, it's a question of responsibility for the following generations of the family. They've all got pretty decent jobs, but they aren't that rich money-wise. I know they had to sell off some heirlooms to have the roof fixed.

Other families just have been filthy rich for centuries, and their passive income pays for their House.

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u/Automatic_Actuator_0 20h ago

Seems like less than a thousand are open for regular public access, which makes sense - if you’ve seen a thousand castles, you’ve seen them all, I imagine.

So that leaves a lot that need to be supported privately.

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u/CuriousButNotJewish 19h ago

Yep. People tend to be emotional about 800 year old castles passed down the family line and hesitant to sell them.

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u/Plus-Professional-84 20h ago

That is how generational wealth disappears

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u/Non-LocaI 17h ago

Apparently there has been enough to last 33 generations, seems like they figured out how to maintain

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u/Cpt_Covfefe 21h ago

I know a person that had a villa in southern France by inheritance. It was affectionately referred to as "The White Elephant" in English. They were never happier than when it was sold after significant restoration that took decades.

A second person I know bought the equivalent in the US and they weep about the upkeep as well, but make a modest income as it's mainly restored with all of their free time.

It's weird how people fall in love with a property then commit their lives and a significant portion of their incomes to historical buildings.

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u/skyrimmier12 20h ago

Are Timeshares historical? Because that is 100% the US equivalent.

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u/EconomicRegret2 19h ago

The flame that burns twice as bright burns half as long... Also find what you love and let it kill you.

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u/The_Autarch 20h ago

the vast majority of the castles in that number are ruins or just a foundation.

no one is maintaining them anymore.

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u/jschundpeter 21h ago

They are used as event, living and office spaces - in many cases all of it combined because it costs a hell lot of money to preserve this old stuff.

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u/sth128 21h ago

Are they legally obligated to keep the structure in its original material and interior design? Can they retrofit modern insulation, waterproofing, and adjust the interior so it's more like a modern home?

What's the major maintenance item for such castles?

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u/Groot_Benelux 19h ago

Are they legally obligated to keep the structure in its original material and interior design? 

Depends on the country. It's not unheard of that you need to fit some council or departments old expensive construction methods. Replace oak beams with oak beams ,etc

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u/JustRegdToSayThis 20h ago

Not only that. You are obliged to do it in the exact way that the cultural heritage office tells you.

Install modern windows - nope

Install prper insulation - nope

Install AC - nope

I bet there are still "castles" you can get for 1€, but will cost millions to make inhabitable. There used to be a lot after reunification that nobody wanted - not even for free.

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u/hexler10 21h ago

Everyone be shitting on castles until their liege lord decides to raise taxes.

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u/monochromeorc 21h ago

everyone wants a castle, turns out all they can afford is a Harrenhall

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u/Sanjewy 21h ago

Wait, it doesn't come with a couple of villages to exploit anymore?

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u/intashu 20h ago

Why do you think so many castles had large tapestries on the walls? They where basically carpets you'd hang to help retain the heat in the room.

Biggest issue however isn't heat. That's what the fireplace is for. It's the maintaining that much volume of space. Between dirt, water, wind, and just plain volume of area... There's a reason why you'd need staff on hand just to. Maintain it... Or have whole wings closed off you don't go to since it's unmaintained due to cost.

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u/kurburux 19h ago

Why do you think so many castles had large tapestries on the walls? They where basically carpets you'd hang to help retain the heat in the room.

Some castles also had rooms with wooden walls and lower ceilings that were easier to heat. Often those wooden panels didn't survive the centuries though. The appearance of castles today may be very different to actual medieval life.

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u/ComfortablyNumb2425 21h ago

Or paying for constant expensive upkeep! Can you imagine the cost to reroof?

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u/fondledbydolphins 21h ago

I wish John Dunsworth (Jim Lahey from Trailer Park Boys) got to live in a castle.

Towards the end of his life he lived on the coast, slowly rebuilding and reinforcing masonry structures. Seems like he would have had a lot of fun fixing up a castle he got to live in.

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u/Fitz911 20h ago

May I introduce you to the German

Denkmalschutz?

To protect those buildings against Elon building a data center inside, some buildings are under protection.

They are easy to finance but a pita to have. You want new windows? Better find a way to build them without taking the old ones out.

You don't like that wall? I tell you this. When you are long dead this wall will stand right there. It's protected.

You don't want a denkmalgeschütztes building. Believe me.

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u/DogeAteMyHomework 21h ago

How to make a small fortune on a castle? Start with a large one.

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u/Cosmo_Seinfeld 20h ago

Because castles are awesome. You can buy one for under 1 million pounds/dollars/euros. But jokes on your bank account if you want to live in it

If you want to go window shopping, here you go.

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u/jschundpeter 21h ago

Please point me to a castle (which deserves this name) for under 1 million euros. the land costs more at most places.

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u/Syluxs_OW 21h ago

In Germany, people sometimes give away their castles for free. The reason is that they are protected heritage sites (Denkmalschutz), so you are not allowed to tear them down and use the land for something else. You are also not allowed to change or modernize anything without special permission and you are required by law to keep them intact which costs a fortune.

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u/Kor_Phaeron_ 20h ago

https://schloss-burg-verkauf.de/immobilie/wasserschloss-kaufen-thueringen/

the land costs more at most places.

In rural areas in central Germany, where most castles are located, you pay like €8,000 per acre for forests and €14,000 for grasland.

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u/jschundpeter 20h ago

Fucking crazy! That's by far cheaper than my flat. But it's also in Thuringia ....

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u/Kor_Phaeron_ 20h ago

But your flat doesn't cost 1,5 million maintenance/year. Heating alone is ~150k/year. (And you have to heat it to avoid mold damage)

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u/Jaerba 20h ago

I'd imagine usable Wi-Fi would be a bitch to set up in a castle.

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u/azad_ninja 21h ago edited 21h ago

I’m assuming your insurance premium is lower if you hire archers and Nightwatchmen to protect against theft and vandalism

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u/JohnHazardWandering 21h ago

The vandals were always a problem. 

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u/capsaicin2 21h ago

And: Germany has more McDonald's than the US has castles!

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u/Pale_Aide_5780 21h ago

There are more airplanes in the ocean than submarines in the sky.

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u/PlasmaWhore 19h ago

The population of Denver is less than every city in Europe combined.

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u/see5maus 21h ago

I actually lived in one of the villages right below this castle and my school was right beside another castle a few villages away. One of my friends also works at yet another castle close by.

The yearly canon-salutes were so impressive that our school cancled all our lessons that afternoon so we could go watch it.

And on top of my head I know of close to 15 other castles there and in my current city, yea, there are a few.

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u/Breokz 20h ago

I went there last month. Their cannoneer unfortunatly died because of COVID. Ever since they don't have anyone who is able to maintain the cannons. They are hiring, if anyone is interested.

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u/see5maus 20h ago

Since it has been years since I last visited, I didnt know that. Thats actually really sad, it was one of the coolest things I saw as a child. We could see the cannons from some of our classrooms.

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u/The_Love-Tap 21h ago

Germany has an estimated 20,000 to 25,000 castles, palaces, and fortresses (Burg and Schloss). This includes everything from grand medieval hilltop ruins to famous fairy-tale landmarks like Neuschwanstein Castle

The castle was founded around 1157. Amazingly, it has remained under the unbroken ownership and care of the House of Eltz for over 800 years, spanning 34 generations. Today, the family preserves it and keeps parts of it open to the public.

In 1268, three brothers of the Eltz family had a dispute and decided to split the estate. Instead of building three separate castles across the region, they shared the fortress.

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u/TA_Lax8 21h ago

"This includes everything from grand medieval hilltop ruins to famous fairy-tale landmarks like Neuschwanstein Castle"

You just named two things at the same end of the spectrum. It also includes barely discernable rock piles and countryside homes that happened to have a fence.

Yes, there are many many amazing castles and forts in Germany, more than most would think, but you imply they are all majestic while many were simply a small keep at a crossroads garrisoned by like 4 people

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u/Azulapis 21h ago

I don't know where you live in Germany. But in my area, every city has at least 2–3 castles, and there are many more in the surrounding towns. Yes, they aren't as majestic as Neuschwanstein. But they are essentially what a castle truly was in medieval times, like this one.

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u/Shar4f 20h ago

If you look at the list https://www.alleburgen.de/burgen-deutschland.php

Most of them are ruins or just places that were formerly places of castles. It also includes churches and manors.

The number of intact ones is not anywhere close to 25k

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u/Scribblehamzter 19h ago

Yes, adding to that: https://www.dw.com/en/does-germany-really-have-25000-castles/a-42350502

"In fact, only perhaps 20 percent of the castles in Germany still have a roof on them, according to the EBI director. Another 40 percent are in a state of ruin, while the remaining ones often exist only as "ground-level monuments" in which only the foundations — if even those — are still evident."

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u/TA_Lax8 20h ago

Oh there are definitely thousands of proper castles in Germany, I make that point in my comment. But in OPs count of 20k-25k, for every proper castle, there are 5 that were a four man keep at a crossroads or a wooden palisade near a manor.

I think the count of true castles/forts is closer to 8k, which is still unreal. But to get the figure above the "McDonalds" in USA number OP had to loosen the definition and I'm just making that point

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u/cyberdork 15h ago

I don't know where you live in Germany. But in my area, every city has at least 2–3 castles,

This is absolutely not the case in all of Northern Germany.

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u/EvilAnno 21h ago

I see your point, but i am sure you can also find a small mc Donald's at a crossroads staffed by like four people and the comparison is kinda hilarious to me.

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u/TA_Lax8 21h ago

yeah, but your not gonna find a McHohenzollern one anywhere

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u/Wiesel1234 20h ago

Theres a burgerking quite close to that castle.

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u/fuckyeahdopamine 21h ago

do you have details on how they shared it ? Like, was it a timeshare or did every brother get a wing or sthg ?

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u/QfromMars2 21h ago

It was different „wings“.
My Brother worked there as a Guide.

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u/roarti 21h ago

That number of 20,000 to 25,000 will include a lot of places that will not pass the eye check of most people to recognize whether it’s a castle. A lot of these will be some weathered ruin of a single wall or a slightly fancy but still quiet normal house, certainly very far from a place like Eltz.

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u/calijnaar 20h ago

Apparently about 40% of them are ruins and another 40% are essentially just traces in the ground. But even if you only count the intact ones and the ruins and ignore the ones that are just lumps and bumps in the ground, we're still very slightly ahead of the US's number of McDonald's...

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u/TyleKurris 20h ago

The math ain't mathing

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u/Substantial_Meal_530 21h ago

Heinrich ist ein dumm Kopft, so I drew a weiß line he's not allowed to cross. Otherwise I'm telling mutter.

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u/BlaznTheChron 21h ago

Verdammt!

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u/_Anthropoid 20h ago

I would assume that the House of Eltz remains fairly wealthy? Or is it more a situation where the value of this amazing property just accrues so much over time that their ownership in and of itself is tremendous wealth?

I recall that it's not uncommon for noble families in other countries to basically become incapable of affording the castles they've inherited over time because no money is coming in.

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u/LazyAltruist 20h ago

I assume the cost of living is relatively low for vampires assuming they get the blood for free.

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u/Worldly-Hotel-7921 21h ago

Why is it so hard to narrow down exactly how many castles, palaces, and fortresses there are in Germany?

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u/Xrdhz 21h ago

Because sometimes a "large house" is called a castle and sometimes not.

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u/Crucial_Contributor 21h ago

Presumably because it's hard to perfectly define castles, palaces, and fortresses

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u/NarwhalesAwesome 21h ago

There came a new generation in the time between title and comment? This family fucks

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u/CoffeeBox 21h ago

By tradition, the head of the family is named Coach Feratu and only makes public appearances at night.

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u/TadpoleOfDoom 21h ago

That's insane considering how much smaller Germany is, how much more work goes into building a castle, and how popular McDonald's is.

Damn that castle is beautiful though. Love the bridge especially.

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u/Regular_Fox_859 21h ago

I've been there! You can go inside but can't take pictures as people still actually live there. It's absolutely breathtaking and was one of the best parts of my trip (though the whole country was incredible honestly). The castle is super tall but you can't see it until you're up close because it's in the center of a deep valley surrounded by tall hills. This is also one of the reasons it's stood (mostly) undisturbed for so long

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u/Regular_Fox_859 21h ago

I did take 1 picture of the inside before they told us photography wasn't allowed

(Yes, that sword on the right is made out of a sawfish)

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u/roottubers 21h ago

Praise the Emporer they even have a chainsword

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u/pantpiratesteve 19h ago

the little cannon on a stick is elite

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u/Salmonman4 21h ago edited 21h ago

I heard that the Holy Roman Empire had an unofficial rule that there should be a castle at least within a day's horse-ride (or was it just foot-travel) everywhere in the land .

EDIT: grammar

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u/Jorgilu 21h ago

It was also due to the fact that the emperor had no real power to stop pretty much any schmuck from building a castle in "his" lands.

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u/Crop_olite 21h ago

I don't think it's that insane if you consider the age of Germany/the amount time poeple haved lived in the geographical area of Germany, compared to the age of McDonald's.

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u/TyGuySly 21h ago

McDonald’s is only 84 years old.

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u/mxforest 21h ago

33 generations and there wasn't enough conflict to completely decimate any inheritance. That's the real miracle.

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u/Jaxxlack 21h ago

Lol that's fuedalism... Thou doth owe my lord my land and food a fucking town will protect your family as they own the bloody town.😆

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u/apple_kicks 20h ago

I think this site explains how its all maintained https://www.castleholic.com/2020/01/the-wittelsbacher-ausgleichsfonds-or.html

Saw somewhere else pretty much most of wealthy business owners in Germany go back to previous nobles.

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u/SedatedTattooDoc 21h ago

Did they modernize the toilets? That’s a lot of shit you’re sitting around

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u/Common-Concentrate-2 21h ago

Erfurt latrine disaster

"On 26 July 1184, in the German city of Erfurt, approximately sixty local nobles died when the floor of a building collapsed through the ground floor and into the latrine cesspit below. They were attending a Hoftag ("court day") conducted by King Henry VI when their combined weight caused the floor of the building to collapse. Some of the attendees drowned in human waste after falling into the cesspit."

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u/zinabons 20h ago

Oh my lord 💀

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u/Magnum_Gonada 21h ago

One privillige I envy these types of families for is that they knew what their ancestors were like. I wish I knew what were my ancestors doing 200 years ago. But to know up to 800? Crazy

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u/Kor_Phaeron_ 20h ago

There is still one Roman family that traces its roots back to an actual senator of the Roman Empire, Quintus Fabius Maximus Verrucosus born in 280 BC. Just 2000 years later (1935 ) the head of the family was the cousin of Victor Emmanuel III of Savoy, King of Italy

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u/domin8r 21h ago

Eltz castle is amazing. The castle itself is great and the surroundings make it even more magical.

To be fair, that whole region is littered with castles. Highly recommend,

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u/Fitz911 20h ago edited 20h ago

"That's 100% AI"

Would have probably been my reaction if I wouldn't live 30 minutes from that thing. I've been there. Its real. And it's a shame that Eltz comes up every now and then while there are dozens of other cool castles around.

Well, Eltz Checks every box and they s a prototype castle. But there are a lot of other cool ones around.

If you ever visit Eltz, visit me in Koblenz. Schloss Stolzenfels and Festung Ehrenbreitstein are a must!

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u/Immediate_Bug2362 20h ago

Stolzenfeld is beautiful but I also bring people to Eltz first. Just so archetypal

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u/Brabariana 20h ago

Also Reichsburg Cochem for example

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u/MyChickenSucks 19h ago

One of our favorite family trips! Rented a car in Frankfurt, drove from Koblenz to Koln up the Rhein for castle peeping. Highlight was staying the night at Schönburg and walking the battlements at night with a massive fog cloud blanketing the valley.

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u/gramtin 21h ago

Some people out there legit waking up in a Game of Thrones scene. Candle lights, fresh fruit, cold as shit.

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u/hopfen 21h ago edited 1h ago

For those interested in knowing more about the castle DW Travel made a video about it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ezoCvDZDkU

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u/Alteredbeast1984 20h ago

Well.... Thankyou.

Just spent 2 hours researching the family and the history of this area.

Very interesting and historically nourishing stuff.

10/10

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u/PanicDeus 21h ago

They movie The Ninth Configuration (1980) was filmed here. Very underrated horror movie.

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u/ShurimaWillRiseAgain 14h ago

USA has like 14k Macdonalds? Germany about 25k castle? But France… the fking French have like 45k castle…

u/71117_ 11h ago

For the curious souls out there…

Hey Siri, how many McDonald’s are in the USA?

There are 13,786 McDonald's restaurants in the United States as of 2026, making it the second-largest fast food chain by location count.

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u/Aware_Cheesecake_519 21h ago

Due to the fact that Germany existed long before the United States or the former 13 colonies.

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u/rikzy75 21h ago

Or McDonald's

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u/MakeoutPoint 21h ago

What I'm hearing is "give it time, those castles will be a McDonald's one day"

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u/Devincc 21h ago

That’s still a ton of castles for a country of germanys size no matter the timescale

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u/marshalist 21h ago

It's due to the fact that castles were an obsolete technology before Columbus was born. But really it's a comparison category not a slight at the US castle or McDonald's building prowess.

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u/GameDevCorner 20h ago

Our castles are basically the one thing that makes visiting this country worth it imo. That and some of the nice forests we have here. The rest is pretty meh from a tourist perspective IMO.

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u/H4WKutd 18h ago

Pretty impressive not a single generation screwed things up and had to sell. Imagine the amount of money spent over that time upgrading and upkeeping that property.

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u/Certain_Bit117 11h ago

Wildly misleading. I travel to Germany a lot. Going back next week. There are not tens of thousands of these.

There are thousands of things called Schloss, which often resemble no more than a nice house. You will not find tens of thousands of what-we-typically-think-of-as castles there.

Schloss translates as Castle yes. Schloss sanssouci and Schloss neues in Potsdam are incredible. Schloss also translates as manor or chateau and like I said is often used for much smaller places

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u/NumeroRyan 21h ago

What’s interesting is Wales has more castles per square mile than anywhere else in Europe

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u/TheDeltaOne 21h ago

Spent last summer hiking through Wales. Castle galore. It was amazing.

There's a castle (can't remember the name) that's near a river so you can just put your things inside the yard and go through a small tunnel and go for a swim.

We did something like 6 castles in the first day, just walking.

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u/HauntedCemetery 19h ago

If you were stuck in the middle of England and Scotland brawling for 600 years you'd want a stone house too.

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u/grokikitoudur 11h ago

France : hold my glass of wine

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u/PRAY___FOR___MOJO 20h ago

"Germany has more castles than the United States"

Well duhhh

"has McDonald's"

Well shit

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u/RandomFlyer643 17h ago

Bet they were members of the Nazi Party at one point

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u/Wrong-Catchphrase 14h ago

JUST IMAGINE the types of artifacts that could be tucked away in the cellars here. One of my favorite mental rabbit holes. Aristocratic families who have maintained possession of a property for hundreds and hundreds of years - what do they have in those vaults??

Nazi stuff, gemstones and diamonds, bearer bonds, pieces of the Amber Room, loot taken across hundreds of years of European history, colonial loot ranging hundreds of years, Mengele's research, many of the missing or lost books/manuscripts. Imagine the access an incredibly rich historically steeped family would have to things like this.

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u/YourDev1lsAdvocate 12h ago

This part of Germany gave me Tolkien vibes partly because a nearby area was called Gondorf, but also because this castle is nestled by a ring of hills taller than it giving the impression of a miniature version of Gondolin.

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u/pinniped90 21h ago

Yeah but can I use my 10 nuggs for $1 offer at a German castle?

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u/cano_d 21h ago

Germany has history way before we europeans conquered america, so its no wonder. Everyone should visit europe and the history places, some are magneficent

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u/Hamilton-Beckett 21h ago

I never would’ve believed that title in random conversation.

Now my mind is blown.

Under 14k McDonald’s in the U.S. and over 20k castles in Germany.

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u/BenneB23 21h ago

I've visited it a few times and it's majestic af

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u/_Voxanimus_ 21h ago

did you look up at the number of castle in France ?

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u/nyrsimon 21h ago

100% there are vampires in it. Yes i know its not Transylvania but you won't get in there after sunset...

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u/Guilty-Spark69x 20h ago

Only if you count every palace and ruin, sure. There’s only about 8500 legit castles that anyone would recognize as a castle

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u/Mikey_Mayhem 20h ago

I'm going to Munich next month, which castles should I visit?

This is a sentence I never thought I'd write.

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u/falseruler 20h ago

Just don’t ask what they were doing in 1933-45

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u/Cold-Government6545 20h ago

Most of the castles in Germany are also restaurants so.......same same but different

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u/Granitsky 19h ago

Do they have tapestries?

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u/Due-Construction8477 18h ago

I have some additional pictures for anyone who is interested. Went there with my family for a day trip once. 😊

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u/koekeritis 17h ago

As a Dutchie, I have to say this is one of the most castle-feeling castles I have had the pleasure of visiting. Beautiful location too!

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u/DiDiHazel 17h ago

Es ist eine fantastische Burg.