r/interestingasfuck 22h ago

Germany has more castles than the United States has McDonald’s. This is the Eltz castle, located in Wiershem. It has been owned and occupied by the same family for 33 generations over 800 years

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u/imbakinacake 21h ago

Ze Germans!

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u/Super-Pizza-Dude 17h ago

sprechen sie deutch!?

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u/Xinq_ 16h ago

Yes, I speak Dutch.

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u/FizzyBeverage 16h ago
  • Turkish: Fuck me, hold tight. What's that?
  • Tommy: It's me belt, Turkish.
  • Turkish: No, Tommy. There's a gun in your trousers. What's a gun doing in your trousers?
  • Tommy: It's for protection.
  • Turkish: Protection from what? "Zee Germans"?

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u/AnAncientMonk 19h ago

JAJA. bitte. BITTE EINE POLIZEI, FRUHSTUCKEN.

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u/dachfuerst 13h ago

GEBEN SIE EIN BROT FÜR MEIN WURSTFRÜHSTÜCKKARTOFFEL

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u/AnAncientMonk 13h ago

KUUUGELSCHRAAAAIBERRRRRRR