r/interestingasfuck • u/The_Love-Tap • 22h ago

Germany has more castles than the United States has McDonald’s. This is the Eltz castle, located in Wiershem. It has been owned and occupied by the same family for 33 generations over 800 years

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u/bryman19 21h ago

Who is properly maintaining the 20,000-25,000 castles in Germany?

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u/dancepantz 21h ago

Probably Germans

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u/HotelRealistic6794 20h ago

Big if true

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u/DasturdlyBastard 16h ago

I used to know this chap Hans who lived in a castle in Germany. This thread is making me think the guy might have been German.

Geeezus, my mind is fuckin blown right now.....Hans was German? Wow....I thought he was Chinese, for God's sake.

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u/dachfuerst 13h ago

Do you mean Hans von Schnitzelkastenmeyer? The famous German Castle-owner?

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u/DasturdlyBastard 10h ago

No I meant Hans Che Chi Wongdenstein, the famous purveyor of Chinese strudel.

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u/HauntedCemetery 19h ago

Germany has castle elves.

You leave your castle on the doorstep with a bowl of cream and in the morning your castle crenelation is repaired

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u/Rincetron1 15h ago

Here to tell Finland has sauna elves.

You leave some water and a birchwood branch for them to maintain proper relationship.

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u/technicolortiddies 18h ago

Oh what a lovely new word. Thank you!

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u/Partisan_Croissant 10h ago

That's a damn big door.

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u/imbakinacake 21h ago

Ze Germans!

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u/Super-Pizza-Dude 17h ago

sprechen sie deutch!?

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u/Xinq_ 16h ago

Yes, I speak Dutch.

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u/FizzyBeverage 16h ago
  • Turkish: Fuck me, hold tight. What's that?
  • Tommy: It's me belt, Turkish.
  • Turkish: No, Tommy. There's a gun in your trousers. What's a gun doing in your trousers?
  • Tommy: It's for protection.
  • Turkish: Protection from what? "Zee Germans"?

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u/AnAncientMonk 19h ago

JAJA. bitte. BITTE EINE POLIZEI, FRUHSTUCKEN.

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u/dachfuerst 13h ago

GEBEN SIE EIN BROT FÜR MEIN WURSTFRÜHSTÜCKKARTOFFEL

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u/AnAncientMonk 13h ago

KUUUGELSCHRAAAAIBERRRRRRR

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u/HispanicAtTheDisko 18h ago

I fucking knew it

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u/Recover-Upper 8h ago

"Who else?"

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u/Nazerlath 8h ago

This is what big castle doesn't want you to know

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u/dachfuerst 21h ago

Many are open to the public, selling tickets to visit the place. Thus, raising money for the upkeep.

Those which are closed to the public - a lot of private money flows into the place. A friend of mine is a countess, with her and her family still living in the centuries-old castle. A lot of the money they earn in their jobs goes to the upkeep, along with rooms of the castle they rent off for events, weddings and such. In her case, it's a question of responsibility for the following generations of the family. They've all got pretty decent jobs, but they aren't that rich money-wise. I know they had to sell off some heirlooms to have the roof fixed.

Other families just have been filthy rich for centuries, and their passive income pays for their House.

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u/Automatic_Actuator_0 21h ago

Seems like less than a thousand are open for regular public access, which makes sense - if you’ve seen a thousand castles, you’ve seen them all, I imagine.

So that leaves a lot that need to be supported privately.

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u/CuriousButNotJewish 19h ago

Yep. People tend to be emotional about 800 year old castles passed down the family line and hesitant to sell them.

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u/Plus-Professional-84 20h ago

That is how generational wealth disappears

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u/Non-LocaI 17h ago

Apparently there has been enough to last 33 generations, seems like they figured out how to maintain

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u/dachfuerst 18h ago

Yes, its not like being "high-born" automatically equals infinite disposable income anymore. Which is a good thing, if you ask me.

Now to distribute the billionaires' wealth next.

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u/Cpt_Covfefe 21h ago

I know a person that had a villa in southern France by inheritance. It was affectionately referred to as "The White Elephant" in English. They were never happier than when it was sold after significant restoration that took decades.

A second person I know bought the equivalent in the US and they weep about the upkeep as well, but make a modest income as it's mainly restored with all of their free time.

It's weird how people fall in love with a property then commit their lives and a significant portion of their incomes to historical buildings.

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u/skyrimmier12 20h ago

Are Timeshares historical? Because that is 100% the US equivalent.

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u/EconomicRegret2 20h ago

The flame that burns twice as bright burns half as long... Also find what you love and let it kill you.

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u/Chole_Wunt 18h ago

I think its weird how people build modern day castles: 4000 sqft+ homes and dont have any friends to share it with because they are insufferable.

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u/Cpt_Covfefe 18h ago

I know that's the modern thing, but my US friends actually have their friends and especially other family members over quite a bit and it's not extravagant, but a lot of potlucks

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u/Chole_Wunt 18h ago

Cool boomer story. Somehow making this about you. No one cares.

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u/heckin_miraculous 18h ago

LMAO what? Are you ok?

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u/tsework 18h ago

seems like youre projecting a little here pal lol

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u/Elu_Moon 18h ago

Look, prowling around the castle at night with only my shadow visible through the windows as candlelight wavers with the slightest breeze is worth having no friends, especially when you're a couple of centuries old.

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u/dachfuerst 13h ago

As long as Igor is by your side.

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u/Gian_Doe 11h ago

In the midwest you can find many neighborhoods with a bunch of 4000 sq/ft houses. That's not a castle, a castle doesn't have a bunch of similarly sized castles in a neighborhood all living next to each other.

A neighborhood with big houses may have an automated gate, a castle sized house has a gate at the entrance to a massive property with a big ass house(s) on it.

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u/The_Autarch 20h ago

the vast majority of the castles in that number are ruins or just a foundation.

no one is maintaining them anymore.

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u/jschundpeter 21h ago

They are used as event, living and office spaces - in many cases all of it combined because it costs a hell lot of money to preserve this old stuff.

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u/MegaChip97 21h ago

One of my professors in university owned one

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u/bryman19 21h ago

Professor Frankenstein?

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u/Impooter 21h ago

It's pronounced fronk-in-steen!

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u/MegaChip97 21h ago

Haha no, but he kinda got that vibe. Professor Martin Hörning

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u/nalaloveslumpy 19h ago

Historical societies. The good news is, the maintenance for an overwhelming number of them is just polishing the plaque on the empty field/broken foundation where a castle once stood.

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u/215ls 18h ago

Mostly Germany itself, or the county/town. Most castles charge a fee if you want to enter it, or the castles are used by any government agency/public authority. Even if the castle has a lot of visitors the money they make is not enough, so maintenance is mostly covered with taxes I guess

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u/nick2473got 20h ago

German castle maintainers.

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u/Illustrious-Wolf4857 10h ago

In one castle/palace I visited, the tour guide explained that last owner gave it to the federal state in exchange for a modern two bedroom flat in a medium-sized city in the 1960s.