r/nottheonion • u/Mean_Yak5873 • 8h ago

Leader of the far right Reform UK Party Nigel Farage filmed undercover, celebrating secret new foreign donations

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3.7k Upvotes

162 comments

r/nottheonion • u/Puzzleheaded_irl • 3h ago

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993 Upvotes

102 comments

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Iran war is not a war, U.S. VP Vance says

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382 comments

r/nottheonion • u/ArgentineBeauty • 19h ago

Reese Witherspoon Chosen as Jury Foreman After Jurors Thought She Went to Law School Because of Legally Blonde

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Female Influencers given the boot out of U.S. Open as they post credentials online

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202 Upvotes

39 comments

r/nottheonion • u/Disastrous_Award_789 • 1d ago

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537 comments

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904 Upvotes

131 comments

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Why do American Billionaires blame homeless people and people on welfare for America's financial problems?

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242 Upvotes

???

70 comments

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1.1k Upvotes

101 comments

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Alfred Sant wants name of Mediterranean Sea to be changed to ‘Sea of Malta’

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2.4k Upvotes

164 comments

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2.0k Upvotes

201 comments

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Missouri candidate charged with trying to plant cocaine on his political rival

kiro7.com

542 Upvotes

40 comments

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907 Upvotes

70 comments

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2.1k Upvotes

101 comments

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65 Upvotes

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Zoom Appoints Jeff Epstein to Board of Directors

tipranks.com

645 Upvotes

79 comments

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Australia marks Flag Day by flying New Zealand's flag

rnz.co.nz

114 Upvotes

33 comments

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MILF convoy stopped over lack of movement documents

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102 Upvotes

46 comments

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scotsman.com

324 Upvotes

110 comments

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kctv5.com

99 Upvotes

33 comments

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cbc.ca

380 Upvotes

99 comments

r/nottheonion • u/Kodiak01 • 18h ago

DOGE Affiliate Sought College Credit For Federal Takeover Work

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241 Upvotes

25 comments

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foxbangor.com

378 Upvotes

55 comments

r/nottheonion • u/shield_x • 8h ago

UMass receives $1.5 million from Rutgers to beat Scarlet Knights

on3.com

28 Upvotes

6 comments

r/nottheonion • u/Conscious-Egg1760 • 22h ago

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inquirer.com

305 Upvotes

What is the experience 😬

158 comments

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