r/nottheonion • u/shield_x • 8h ago

UMass receives $1.5 million from Rutgers to beat Scarlet Knights

https://www.on3.com/news/umass-receives-1-5-million-from-rutgers-to-beat-scarlet-knights/
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u/PinkBoxDestroyer 7h ago

They've cracked the code. All you need is money to defeat your opponent.

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u/ColoHusker 6h ago

Any B1G opponent would've happy to beat Rutgers for free... What is going on in New Brunswick???

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u/Starbucks__Lovers 6h ago

I graduated 14 years ago, but I’m going to guess fat sandwiches, college bars and people who live in the starkeys who have no idea what happened because they live 15 minutes walking distance from the nearest Rutgers bus stop and I don’t know if they have internet there