r/mildlyinteresting • u/urosrgn • 6h ago

My patient’s urine was bright green today.

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u/rivertpostie 6h ago

Post rainbow pics!

Also do you have black and white?

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u/urosrgn 6h ago

Seen black (old blood)- many times.

White is common from pus or infection, sediment.

Red is blood or beats.

Orange common with pyridium (used for urinary pain).

Purple seen in an infection called purple bag syndrome, see it about once a year.

Blue described above.

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u/rivertpostie 5h ago edited 5h ago

Not to tell you how to live your life, but you should absolutely become an artist and paint with all the forbidden colors only you know.

Watercolors, ya know? Peaceful little piss beach scenes, and all that.

People would be at least mildly interested in your process

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u/LonelyGameBoi 5h ago

"you should paint with piss" really should have been expected but it still caught me off guard

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u/the_revised_pratchet 5h ago

After a lifetime of work it would be a piss de resistance

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u/WordsWellSalted 4h ago

You mean their magnum o-piss?

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u/dayofthe_misanthrope 36m ago

Urethra with him or against him

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u/a_lonely_trash_bag 5h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/ac7MA7r5IMYda

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u/robin-bunny 5h ago

You mean, Piss off?

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u/bustedchain 4h ago

Well, that's beats being pissed on, at least for some people. This is reddit after all.

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u/UGD_ReWiindz25 1h ago

You taking the piss?

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u/COYFC 5h ago

urine trouble

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u/robin-bunny 5h ago

Urine for a treat!

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u/Il_Capitano_DickBag 5h ago

Urine my mouth

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u/FingerGungHo 4h ago

Urine a wizard, Harry!

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u/EqualityIsProsperity 4h ago

Urine asshole!

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u/brakeb 5h ago

urine luck

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u/honestraab 3h ago

Drink some cranberry juice

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u/peskypickleprude 3h ago

Uh oh Urine trouble

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u/fomaaaaa 5h ago

I hate it

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u/i_am_a_shoe 5h ago

oh shut up

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u/AnasyrmaInAction 3h ago

Are you really upset or just taking the piss?

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u/coquihalla 1h ago

You really should go with the flow.

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u/Mikeseddit 5h ago

Cary Grant saying Get out over and over

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u/fluzine 5h ago

God, I love/hate Reddit.

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u/EPdlEdN 4h ago

was his true master piss

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u/matticus_flinch 4h ago

You are all incorrigible and I love it

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u/Broasterski 4h ago

A multi drug resistant piss de resistance

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u/Airowird 3h ago

piss de resistance

So we're painting kidney stones?

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u/myotheraccount2023 3h ago

Truly a master piss.

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u/Wakkit1988 3h ago

"Urine Artist, Harry."

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u/nuttnurse 3h ago

Wasn’t there an idiot that did religious works covered in urine it was a big controversy a while back

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u/MikeFader 2h ago

Well played sir !

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u/Funkipz 1h ago

I mean if Piss Christ was sellable as art back then, so can the Urologist's Rainbow

https://giphy.com/gifs/133Tp2FKcEtaMw

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u/Intelligent_Farm_678 46m ago

Make sure your art gallery has good ventilation

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u/chefnology 19m ago

For god sakes think of the smells!

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u/holdyourdevil 5h ago

Beautiful.

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u/SinxSam 4h ago

God damnnnn that was good

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u/Chemical-Elk-1299 5h ago

A true masterpiss

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u/mustafa0319 5h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/EiiKZ3IZf8Vzi
Have you ever been given a cup of lavender piss?
Or urine that is deep burgundy?
Can you sing with all the voices of the toilets?
Can you paint with all the colors of the pee?

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u/Radiant8763 5h ago

Well, I've had enough internet for today 🤣

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u/namesaretoohardforme 4h ago

Nono I need moreeeeee Disney piss songs! Don't ruin this for me.

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u/hibbity 4h ago

Here you go son. https://suno.com/s/nwP6NjFXCpbJ4f7e

don't poke your eye out with that thing.

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u/Echo-Azure 5h ago

Bravo! You make me glad I clicked on this thread!

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u/chachaman_The_Reboot 4h ago

I HATE THAT THIS PLAYED IN MY HEAD.

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u/binkyberrieslovie 4h ago

THIS THREAD OH MY GOSH IM LAUGHINNGGG 😭😭😭🤣🤣

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u/Neeralazra 4h ago

After reading the previous comment. this was my first thought

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u/WickedBalloon 3h ago

This made my day

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u/ItzDaWorm 4m ago

Thank you. Short on time and this is the shit piss post that needed to be made.

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u/MyBatmanUnderoos 5h ago

The Joy of Pissing, with Bob Ross.
https://giphy.com/gifs/rYEAkYihZsyWs

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u/Capital_Shopping277 3h ago

a wizard always pisses precisely when he means to

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u/Dj_Bleezy 30m ago

A wizard always *whizzes* precisely when he means to

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u/MissninjaXP 5h ago

My daughter had a accident on the way to Christmas dinner and it wasnt very happy

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u/Lucas1543 4h ago

For once being German pays off: we have an idiom called "Blau machen" which is just "making blue", and it means that you're skipping work.

The history is: the guy producing the colour (Indigo) used woad and piss to do so. To get the people to pee a lot, he'd have them drink beer, which would in turn make them unable to go to work the next day, thus "making blue"
(skipping work after getting beer drunk for free so your pee can be used for indigo production.)

Sorry this isn't written well, I'm tired after my nightshift, chief.

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u/hellcat_uk 39m ago

Writes better structured paragraph than 90% of Reddit.

Apologises for their writing.

Don't ever change Germany. <3

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u/NothingOk2675 40m ago

It’s weird but even after nearly 20 years in Germany I never thought to ask where “Blau machen” came from. I learned something new today 🎉 danke dir ☺️

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u/Kidkrid 5h ago

Painting with Piss sounds like it could be a viable thrash band name...

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u/SpottyNoonerism 5h ago

"Paint with Piss" is Murderface's 2nd solo album.

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u/deaglebingo 3h ago

but is it better than duncan hills?

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u/Sweetpants88 5h ago

Got me too.

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u/WenatcheeWrangler 5h ago

At least this person is advocating for the arts and not water sports

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u/danirijeka 3h ago

Can be both, just put a canvas down á la Pollock, call yourself Peecasso, be grand

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u/Loker22 4h ago

i would be so pissed if someone used my green piss to paint

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u/Mr_Smig 3h ago

PissCasso?

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u/TrivialTax 3h ago

Piss of art

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u/DummyDumDragon 3h ago

"welcome to Reddit. We're fucking degenerates here."

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u/EndIsrael 4h ago

Has all the energy of an InfoWars ad now that the Onion is running it. They have a "turn your piss into gold" ad, followed immediately by another for "turn your gold into piss"

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u/Rizztopher_Robin 3h ago

I am almost certain piss has been used for paint somewhere in the annals of human history

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u/kaidrawsmoo 3h ago

Once upon a time... people did paint with piss - cow piss to be exact (the original indian yellow). Thats a color you can only see in museum that do color catalog.

The hue nowadays i think is just being recreated by mixing other pigments.

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u/MortLightstone 3h ago

You'll have to wear a biohazard suit to see the finished piece though

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u/ForumFluffy 3h ago

Its hedonism in the absentia of enjoyment to begin going to extremes for expression.

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u/barking-loud 2h ago

Pisscasso, one might say

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u/Substantial-Tip-7587 2h ago

Urine speaks louder than words.

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u/hates_writing_checks 2h ago

There's a famous photograph called "Piss Christ" of a tiny Jesus in urine. It caused grave offense to a lot of people, but the photographer earned accolades.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piss_Christ

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u/internetisporn8008 2h ago

Imagien that weird lawsuit when someone finds out the nurse has been stealing urine samples to paint with...

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u/Jazza330 2h ago

Pisscasso

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u/Sugelanren777 2h ago

Andres Serrano has already done piss art - this is old hat.

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u/myfancyplants 1h ago

As a painter interested in using natural pigments I've discovered one limit on that. Piss can be used in dyes, but I'm not interested in using it to paint. Eeewww

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u/josnik 1h ago

Not the worst form of modern Art I've hear of.

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u/Historical_Worth2672 1h ago

Andy Warhol actually had some of his studio assistants piss on canvases for his Oxidation Paintings. There’s one on display at the MFA in Boston, and I’m not sure how to feel about it.

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u/mickeybrains 1h ago

Not just piss, other people’s piss

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u/ThrowingShaed 1h ago

Why are we expecting?

I guess it's always someone's kink

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u/Esquin87 31m ago

"Painted with piss" sounds like a 90s grunge band.

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u/darthcaedusiiii 26m ago

Look up how Indian yellow paint was made.

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u/InvestmentImportant1 4m ago

This is exactly how Piss Christ got made so I hear…

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u/SignificantBother_ 0m ago

I painted my name with piss in the snow once.

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u/RandomTreat 5h ago

Same here. Laughed out loud for real. In fact my neighbors may have heard that cackle through the walls

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u/BRAX7ON 5h ago

Respectfully

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u/Feisty-Tooth-7397 4h ago

All that went through my mind was that damn Pocahontas song about painting with all the colors of the wind and now all I see is a bunch of guys with different colored pee, standing on the edge of a cliff pissing into the wind onto a giant canvas on the bottom.

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u/bustedchain 4h ago

Your take away that they should paint with piss instead of just painting with colors that resemble the colors of piss is part of why we are on the Idiocracy was ax documentary timeline.

There is a phrase: When you hear the sound of hoof beats, think: "Horses" not "Zebras". You jumped ahead to "Zebra Piss".

(Hope you know I'm teasing / kidding here, not being serious.)

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u/pixelschubser 4h ago

Piss paintings? Andy Warhol already tried that: https://www.christies.com/en/lot/lot-5074062

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u/Musicachic 3h ago

Yep. I saw some of the "Oxidation Paintings," in person, in Pittsburgh, at his large museum.

I told my mom that's what they were and my RN nurse mom was grossed out. She was like ick and sat down on a bench away from them instead. 😅

Despite that, he's still my favorite artist. 🙃

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u/666---- 4h ago

Stop stop. When I think of Art and Piss I think of that exhibit that held an artist 200 gallons of urine as a political protest.

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u/faceassed 4h ago edited 4h ago

Dibs on 'Paints With Piss' for my metal band.

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u/Ok-Eggplant-3823 4h ago

Paint by number, but it’s all number one

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u/Turbogoblin999 4h ago

Easier than painting with the colors of the wind i think.

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u/freakytapir 4h ago

Do it live on Onlyfans and double your profit.

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u/Pickaroonie 4h ago

There's a really strong sunflower/mustard painter's paint that was once sourced (supposedly ~ disputed) from powdered cow urine.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indian_yellow