r/mildlyinteresting • u/urosrgn • 6h ago

My patient’s urine was bright green today.

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u/rivertpostie 5h ago edited 5h ago

Not to tell you how to live your life, but you should absolutely become an artist and paint with all the forbidden colors only you know.

Watercolors, ya know? Peaceful little piss beach scenes, and all that.

People would be at least mildly interested in your process

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u/LonelyGameBoi 5h ago

"you should paint with piss" really should have been expected but it still caught me off guard

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u/mustafa0319 5h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/EiiKZ3IZf8Vzi
Have you ever been given a cup of lavender piss?
Or urine that is deep burgundy?
Can you sing with all the voices of the toilets?
Can you paint with all the colors of the pee?

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u/Echo-Azure 5h ago

Bravo! You make me glad I clicked on this thread!