r/mildlyinteresting • u/urosrgn • 6h ago

My patient’s urine was bright green today.

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u/rivertpostie 5h ago edited 5h ago

Not to tell you how to live your life, but you should absolutely become an artist and paint with all the forbidden colors only you know.

Watercolors, ya know? Peaceful little piss beach scenes, and all that.

People would be at least mildly interested in your process

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u/LonelyGameBoi 5h ago

"you should paint with piss" really should have been expected but it still caught me off guard

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u/the_revised_pratchet 5h ago

After a lifetime of work it would be a piss de resistance

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u/COYFC 5h ago

urine trouble

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u/robin-bunny 5h ago

Urine for a treat!

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u/Il_Capitano_DickBag 5h ago

Urine my mouth

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u/FingerGungHo 4h ago

Urine a wizard, Harry!

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u/EqualityIsProsperity 4h ago

Urine asshole!

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u/brakeb 5h ago

urine luck

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u/honestraab 3h ago

Drink some cranberry juice

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u/peskypickleprude 3h ago

Uh oh Urine trouble