My patient’s urine was bright green today.

[u/urosrgn]

[u/rivertpostie]

Not to tell you how to live your life, but you should absolutely become an artist and paint with all the forbidden colors only you know.

Watercolors, ya know? Peaceful little piss beach scenes, and all that.

People would be at least mildly interested in your process

[u/LonelyGameBoi → u/rivertpostie]

"you should paint with piss" really should have been expected but it still caught me off guard

[u/the_revised_pratchet → u/LonelyGameBoi]

After a lifetime of work it would be a piss de resistance

[u/a_lonely_trash_bag → u/the_revised_pratchet]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ac7MA7r5IMYda

[u/robin-bunny → u/a_lonely_trash_bag]

You mean, Piss off?

[u/YorgeyCorgi → u/robin-bunny]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ac7MA7r5IMYda

[u/skylab2021 → u/YorgeyCorgi]

Piss off, you mean?

[u/deNET2122 → u/skylab2021]

Haha urine trouble

https://giphy.com/gifs/3i7zenReaUuI0

[u/YorgeyCorgi → u/skylab2021]

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oFzm7cavPwUCDqMCI

[u/Lauchsuppedeluxe935 → u/YorgeyCorgi]

no need to throw a pissy fit

[u/kennyd08 → u/skylab2021]

More like Piss(Peace) out

[u/bustedchain → u/robin-bunny]

Well, that's beats being pissed on, at least for some people. This is reddit after all.

[u/Lint_baby_uvulla → u/robin-bunny]

[u/UGD_ReWiindz25 → u/robin-bunny]

You taking the piss?

[u/thisisarandomname2 → u/robin-bunny]

Hilarious