r/nottheonion • u/ArgentineBeauty • 19h ago

Reese Witherspoon Chosen as Jury Foreman After Jurors Thought She Went to Law School Because of Legally Blonde

https://www.fashiontimes.co.uk/reese-witherspoon-jury-duty-mix-1763528
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u/Radiant_Jedi 16h ago

The description I have always heard is that "a jury is made up of 12 people who were too stupid to come up with a way of getting out of jury duty". Sadly, that seems fairly accurate.

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u/BlastFX2 13h ago

There's always that charmingly foreign guy who's excited to do his civic duty. Or so I've been led to believe.

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u/Some1-Somewhere 7h ago

Really need to pay them properly.

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u/fallenmonk 14h ago

We find the defendant... quilty