r/nottheonion • u/ArgentineBeauty • 19h ago

Reese Witherspoon Chosen as Jury Foreman After Jurors Thought She Went to Law School Because of Legally Blonde

https://www.fashiontimes.co.uk/reese-witherspoon-jury-duty-mix-1763528
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u/MAGAHATESTHEUSA 18h ago

Tbf reese has more experience with legal issues than the average person considering her billion dollar empire she runs and having agents and multiple contracts to deal with per year and soonsorships and whatnot.

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u/20_mile 17h ago

soonsorships

They only ever gave me latersonships : (

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u/MAGAHATESTHEUSA 17h ago

Damn those Soonsors with their odd demands

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u/RegulatoryCapture 16h ago

I too would nominate Reese to be foreman if she had been a member of the one actual jury I have been on.