r/nottheonion • u/ArgentineBeauty • 19h ago

Reese Witherspoon Chosen as Jury Foreman After Jurors Thought She Went to Law School Because of Legally Blonde

https://www.fashiontimes.co.uk/reese-witherspoon-jury-duty-mix-1763528
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u/reddituseronebillion 19h ago

I'm not a lawyer but I do specialize in bird law.

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u/Biblionautical 18h ago

Okay, well…filibuster.

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u/JerryRiceDidntFumble 18h ago

CA CAW!!! CA CAW!!! CA CAW!!! (x1000)

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u/OgOnetee 10h ago

And there's the probable caws...

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u/rbrgr83 17h ago

But....I hardly knew her??

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u/CLLycaon 18h ago

Filibuster? I hardly know er!

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u/justmisspellit 17h ago

To be perfectly redundant…

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u/No-Satisfaction9594 17h ago

Bird law isn't governed by reason.

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u/namdonith 18h ago

r/BirdsArentReal and therefore bird law must be a scam