r/clevercomebacks Feb 10 '26

Just so you knowโ€ฆ

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Before we get an influx of messages about removed posts. Answering a question and a post with lots of upvotes doesnโ€™t equal a clever comeback.


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r/clevercomebacks 5h ago

๐—”๐—น๐—น ๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ฐ๐—ฎ๐—ป ๐—ผ๐—ณ๐—ณ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐—ถ๐˜€ ๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ฑ. (Unfortunately that's enough for a large proportion of the US.)

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r/clevercomebacks 15h ago

A Simple Matter Of Statistics.

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r/clevercomebacks 17h ago

Reality has entered the chat.

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r/clevercomebacks 10h ago

Do Nothing And Nothing We Can Do.

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r/clevercomebacks 12h ago

Funny how โ€œelection integrityโ€ keeps looking like voter suppression.

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r/clevercomebacks 15h ago

New season, Walter White could cook again

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r/clevercomebacks 16h ago

May you enjoy the complete devastation visited upon this antivaxxer

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r/clevercomebacks 13h ago

'Republicans worry that Trump will keep Super PAC money for himself and not spend it on midterm races' is a helluva headline.

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

A coin worth less than its message

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Billy is not wrong

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r/clevercomebacks 12h ago

The โ€œno shouldersโ€ also took me outโ€ฆ.

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382 Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Sure, keep telling me we can't or shouldn't tax the rich!!

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Funny how empathy hits when youโ€™re the target.

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Al companies need hundreds of billions in revenue, or they'll go bankrupt.

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Please please we donโ€™t want your datacenters.


r/clevercomebacks 20h ago

May he lose and be prosecuted for all of his crimes

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340 Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Getting gagged so effortlessly ๐ŸŽฏ

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

๏ฟผ the appeal of living in a thriving, open-minded city often outweighs the political ideology they champion online

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

trump says Americans have too many holidays and that people need to work more days to boost his failing economy๏ฟผ. ten years on, and he still canโ€™t make America great

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

The hypocrisy really wrote its own comeback.

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

We agree Trump.

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r/clevercomebacks 2d ago

Nothing says honesty like defending Trump.

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

The Polyp Fairy

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932 Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 2d ago

Everyday is a new surprise ๐Ÿซข

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r/clevercomebacks 2d ago

Would you date a smart Trump supporter?

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4.6k Upvotes

Hilarious, love it.