r/clevercomebacks • u/alish_sapkota • 20h ago

May he lose and be prosecuted for all of his crimes

348 Upvotes

43 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Glass-Fan111 • 14h ago

A Simple Matter Of Statistics.

11.4k Upvotes

309 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Olympiadreamer • 12h ago

The “no shoulders” also took me out….

386 Upvotes

44 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/ALBERT4_5WESKER • 16h ago

Reality has entered the chat.

10.1k Upvotes

253 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/0n1yF4R35___ • 15h ago

New season, Walter White could cook again

3.4k Upvotes

41 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Monsur_Ausuhnom • 10h ago

Do Nothing And Nothing We Can Do.

2.0k Upvotes

79 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/0n1yF4R35___ • 16h ago

May you enjoy the complete devastation visited upon this antivaxxer

3.1k Upvotes

78 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Conscious-Quarter423 • 5h ago

𝗔𝗹𝗹 𝗵𝗲 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝗼𝗳𝗳𝗲𝗿 𝗶𝘀 𝗵𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗲𝗱. (Unfortunately that's enough for a large proportion of the US.)

1.4k Upvotes

30 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/ALBERT4_5WESKER • 12h ago

Funny how “election integrity” keeps looking like voter suppression.

2.1k Upvotes

49 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/0n1yF4R35___ • 13h ago

'Republicans worry that Trump will keep Super PAC money for himself and not spend it on midterm races' is a helluva headline.

1.2k Upvotes

121 comments

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