Food and drinks:
- You'll be given just enough food and drinks to meet your energy requirements for each day, adjusted for activity level.
- To avoid wastage, you'll go through the food and drinks you already have at home at the beginning of the challenge (the meals will be magically prepared for you and you won't get to choose what exactly you want), and once those initial supplies are depleted, you'll be given more food and drinks as needed (they'll be paid for by either you or whoever normally buys them for you; all efforts will be made to not exceed your/their budget).
- Any allergies or dietary restrictions will be accounted for, but outside of that, your preferences will be ignored and you'll most likely have to eat some foods that you hate.
- If you go to a restaurant, you'll only be able to order one randomly selected meal off the menu, which you can either pay for or decline.
- You won't be given alcohol if you're underage and you may opt out of it if you're of legal age.
[- UPDATE: You may have water whenever you want.]

TV, videos, and movies:
- You must actively watch any combination of these for at least an hour each week (there's no maximum).
- Any TV shows, videos, or movies that you've already downloaded on your devices will be replaced with the same number of random shows/videos/movies, which you won't be able to change throughout the year.
- You'll get your media back after the challenge.
- Your channel/show/video/movie will be selected for you every time you turn on the TV, go on YouTube, or log in to a streaming service.
- If you go to the movie theater, then only one randomly selected movie will be available for purchase, which you can either pay for or decline.
- You won't be shown NSFW or NSFL content if you're underage and you may opt out of either/both if you're of legal age.

Music:
- You must actively listen to music for at least an hour each week (there's no maximum, and music that plays in the background doesn't count toward the minimum).
- Any songs that you've already downloaded on your devices will be replaced with the same number of random songs, which you won't be able to change throughout the year.
- You'll get your music back after the challenge.
- If you listen to music online, you'll be assigned a playlist of random songs each time and you can't use the controls (skip, fast forward etc).
- You'll be given an opportunity to go to a random concert each month, which you can either pay for or decline.

Outfits:
- If you already have to wear a uniform or school or work, that won't be affected.
- Other than that, your outfit will be chosen for you each time you need a change of clothes.
- The clothes currently in your wardrobe will be replaced with a random selection of clothes which may or may not match your usual style.
- You'll get your clothes back after the challenge.
- You'll be given outfits that are appropriate for the occasion at hand.
- The clothes will be mended and/or replaced as needed throughout the year.
[- UPDATE: Any sensory needs will be accounted for.]
[- UPDATE: Any clothes that may cause you gender dysphoria will be excluded.]

I don't want the $1 million:
- Alrighty then.

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Which genie would you prefer to have?

The first Genie can only make wishes that affect your net worth. You might ask him for a dollar, or 2 dollars, or 500 dollars in a specific stock or even more money than Elon Musk. However, every time you wish for money or some kind of material worth value, there's a 50% chance that the amount is taken from you instead. So if you wish for 100 thousand dollars, there's a chance you'll lose 100,000 dollars instead. If your bank account goes into the red because of this wish, then the genie cannot be used for 30 days and any net worth you have that's not physical is subtracted from the debt. (If you lost 200 thousand dollars and had 50k in your bank account, you'd be at -150k until you could make the wish again)

The second genie can only answer yes or no questions. You're allowed to ask him as many questions as you want and he'll be forced to give you a true answer. However, there's a 33% chance that the answer he gives you will be a lie. Additionally, once you ask a question, you must wait an entire day before you can ask that specific question again. (So you can't ask the same question 5-6 times to see if he's lying).

The third genie can only grant you experiences. He might give you a front row seat to a beautiful Italian opera, or he might show you the scenery at the top of a forested mountain, a ceremony at a temple in Japan, or he might even give you a winter coat and show you the Northern lights. You're allowed to keep mementos of these experiences, such as a cool rock, a shirt from the opera or a flask of water from a glacier, blessed by a holy man. However, this genie can also show you bad things.

For each unique experience he shows you, there's a growing 1% chance that the next beautiful thing you experience will instead be something soured. You might wish to visit China during the year of the dragon parade and instead you get teleported to the 1800's to watch a band of American soldiers murder and have their way with indigenous locals. Or you might wish to visit a beautiful blue-watered beach for a few days but find yourself in the background of a beheading video. You, specifically, will be protected during these horrible events and will not appear out of place to the locals of the time. You cannot do anything to affect the experiences, good or bad. So you can't ruin the parade by setting the dragon on fire. Nor can you save a native American from being shot. Once the experience is soured, he cannot be used for 1 week and then the growing 1% chance resets back to 0.

You're given a small farm away from civilization, but are supported by a team of vets and doctors. You're only job is to make sure the child is happy and raised well.

I feel like breakfast is easy to automate (like eggs or oatmeal), but giving up tacos or pizza permanently sounds miserable. Which side are you choosing?

The papercuts will appear all over at whatever part you made contact with. They stay on your body for a week afterwards and make it uncomfortable to do anything with said body part.

Falling or jumping down from any height will cause you pain, and height of an average countertop is enough to possibly start spraining or breaking bones.

Edit: since people are inquiring, the chance of the mugger being violent with you are the same statistical chances of whatever area you live in.

I got a lot of options for yall so, what zombie apocalypse would you rather be in

Earth and all its inhabitants IMMEDIATELY vaporize if you hit the 5%. Nobody knows if you decline or take it. Essentially, the offer is a complete secret. Everyone would iust accept that you get the $1B with no questions asked. Do you take the risk?

A crazy dictator has taken over the world. He is a big basketball fan, so he has made it mandatory for all able bodied adults between the ages of 18 and 70 to participate in One of 3 possible Free Throw Challenges.
It is mandatory to choose one and participate, one time in your life. (If you meet the conditions)
Good news: You choose the date, time, and city of your challenge. (All cities will have agents who can set up and run your Challenge at various gyms ). Once the challenge starts, you will have 5 minutes to attempt 20 free throws. (standard indoor court) There are NICE CASH PRICES for winning your challenge, as described in the POLL.

Bad news: The penalty for losing your challenge is…EXECUTION.

Consider it well, and make your choice.

the risk boils down to whatever will likely come first in your life, you becoming homeless or too old to work

P.S. in the first country you can't ever afford to miss paying rent even once, even if you were laid off and unable to find work for months

WYR
OK, so would you rather

be a tree for the rest your life-you are sentient and you have thoughts, you can move locations once every 15 years. Only one person the entire world can understand you, but that person is bigoted. They have a personality outside of it, but it comes up a lot.

OK, the second, would you rather be tomato that is also sentient, you can move and communicate with other tomatoes. An antidote exists but it’s not guaranteed you’ll ever find it. You are mortal, but you can only die from taking a drop lower than 8ft. You’re immune to vehicles, animals and weather conditions.

Me and my little brother make these before he goes to school, we read them when I pick him up. Thank you for voting

Assume he is not a big social media guy to begin with. He's a lurker.