r/worldnews 16h ago

Donald Trump mistakes Bank of Canada for retail bank

https://www.cbc.ca/news/world/us-president-donald-trump-bank-of-canada-9.7329878
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u/x-why-chromosome 16h ago

He must believe river banks are something completely different

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u/dsswill 14h ago edited 6h ago

Funny fact that’s weirdly relevant: The Bank of Canada HQ is on the corner of Wellington St and Bank St, and because of that most people assume Bank St is named after the BoC. However, Bank St took its name in the 19th century, roughly 50 years before the BoC even existed, and instead is named after the river banks of the Ottawa River where the street starts and the banks of the Rideau River where it used to end (south of the Rideau used to be called Prescott St before being renamed Bank/Highway 31 in the mid 20th century).

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u/Tarnagona 13h ago

They also have a currency museum, which is free, if you happen to be visiting Ottawa.

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u/Agreeable-Pie-7012 10h ago

Do you have to pay if you aren't visiting Ottawa?

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u/Djaii 10h ago

Ohhhh YOU!

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u/Patient_Kangaroo614 11h ago

The BoC technically did used to be a private entity until 1938, not that Trump would know.

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u/dsswill 6h ago edited 19m ago

Even then, until it was chartered as a federal bank and the feds commissioned the current HQ, the HQ was in the Victoria Building down the street at Wellington and O’Connor, not on bank.

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u/louisasnotes 10h ago

Trump's brain is spinning in it's grave.

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u/Stunning_North_7549 9h ago

Try and explain that to the commander of all and chief of ?. Glad to learn about it back at home in Ca though. Thanks.

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u/cerealously37 15h ago edited 15h ago

He'd probably try to cancel Azalea Banks because to him, it sounds like a woke DEI institution that banks with flowers

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u/locutogram 15h ago

Lloyd Banks? How many Lloyds are there out there that they need more than 1 bank?

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u/jimicus 15h ago

God help us if he ever hears about TSB Bank.

[Explanation for those who aren't terminally dull: Trustee Savings Bank - or TSB - was a UK bank for many years before being absorbed by Lloyds and subsequently spun back out again. The newly-spun-out bank was christened TSB Bank. Yes, seriously, it's called Trustee Savings Bank Bank].

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u/ExpertGuppy 14h ago

Does it have ATM machines?

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u/Vegetable_Leg_7034 14h ago

Not many these days, and you still need to use your PIN number.

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u/ExpertGuppy 14h ago edited 13h ago

I bet they have LCD displays? I tried to learn more about this issue, but the document I was reading was in PDF format.

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u/MordduH 8h ago

Haha I lol’ed out loud

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u/PMmewhateveryoufeel 14h ago

There is a Lloyds bank though. I hear you can open an account with only 50 cents

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u/barktwiggs 15h ago

Wait till he finds out about Tyra Banks...

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u/Les_Ismore 13h ago

If he did, that would be a lucky guess on his part.

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u/chmath80 9h ago

There's a NZ police officer named Rob Banks. He'd probably be put in charge of the federal reserve.

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u/eggrollking 15h ago

Where do you think beavers get loans to build those dams?

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u/vr0202 13h ago

Bad for him that the name Bank of America already exists. Else he would have renamed the Bank of Canada like with the lake.

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u/Medium_Change_814 12h ago

the Bank of America’s original name was Bank of Italy.

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u/sub-_-dude 15h ago

I (literally) wouldn't be surprised if he comes up with a beautiful plan to borrow water to replenish Lake Mead from the river banks.

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u/cjandstuff 15h ago

I guarantee you if a certain "news" station ran a story about river banks, he'd be talking about them within 2 hours.

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u/penty 15h ago

Right, same as not knowing what a corner store was or that dumb as a 'b' in it.

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u/Baystars2025 14h ago

Dummy, River Banks died in Phoenix a long time ago

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u/fart_marbles 11h ago

I heard he stormed out of the sperm bank, enraged they couldn't get him a loan.

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u/TheWeaverofDreams 15h ago

Where do you think water comes from?

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u/DissKhorse 14h ago

He wanted to turn the Gaza strip into something like the Vegas strip because he thought they were the same kind of place.

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u/Dodecahedrus 13h ago

They have quite the cash flow.

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u/ancient_horse 12h ago

Don't tell him about Agent Cody Banks

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u/Malakas_Tsiblas 16h ago

"They basically don't allow banks of America to be in Canada. That's sort of emblematic of the way they treat us," Trump told reporters in response to a question about the decline in Canadian tourism.

"They have their banks here, Bank of Canada, all of their big banks, big beautiful banks. I think they have six or seven major banks here. We don't have our banks there. You know why? They don't allow it."

The Bank of Canada is not a commercial bank for everyday citizens looking to open accounts or make transactions and does not operate in the U.S. It is a Crown corporation that oversees banking services on behalf of the federal government.

All lies spewing from the turd's mouth. Many US banks operate in Canada, they just follow Canadian banking rules and regulations. List of foreign-owned banks operating in Canada But once again, no one in the US media rebuts his lies, so it becomes fact to the mouth-breathing MAGA.

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u/Savebagels 16h ago

he has like 5 words in his vocabulary, and "big" and "beautiful" are two of them

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u/Badgerman97 16h ago

Strongly, powerfully, and perfect being the other three. Special mention for “Sir!” When he is telling fake stories.

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u/old_righty 16h ago

Then “nasty” if you’re a woman though.

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u/slowro 15h ago

Big burly men with tears in their eyes.

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u/entrepenurious 15h ago

his stench is supposedly eye-watering.

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u/ShadetheMystic 5h ago

Well, he does look like he just stepped off the set of a Scheisse film that ran out of WetNaps, so the smell makes some sense.

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u/linxi1 8h ago

Tremendous. I damn swear this word became a thing after he was elected. Everyone uses it now and before it was barely anywhere eww

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u/Badgerman97 7h ago

My least favorite word of these last 20 years or so is “unprecedented.” Every single goddamn year can’t be unprecedented unless we are circling the bowl

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u/vickipaperclips 14h ago

Someone once told him about 'tremendous' and he really latched onto that one for ages.

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u/Ghost_of_Akina 14h ago

grab, pussy, and yuge are the other three

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u/BranVan3001 14h ago

I wonder why those two words stand out in his vocabulary? 🤔 he needs to look up and learn ‘feckless’ and ‘moron’. Far more relevant to him.

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u/Shannaro21 12h ago

I'd like to add "tremendous".

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u/Gorstag 7h ago

This guy has managed to go through life with the vocabulary and mentality of a toddler.

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u/Heisenberg_235 15h ago

Covefe is a third…

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u/profeshamat 14h ago

He used a few words to talk about Arnold Palmer's cock during a campaign stop.

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u/LangyMD 15h ago

Hilariously, including Bank of America.

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u/notnotbrowsing 13h ago

yeah bank of america had a HQ in Toronto.

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u/sharp11flat13 14h ago

Our banking regulations are much stricter than those in the US. This is why we were hit far less by the housing/bank meltdown in 08.

We’re a sovereign nation. If you want to do business here you’ll play by our rules. 🇨🇦

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u/unkyduck 12h ago

"but I don't wanna and I have a reaaaallly big army !"

Look out, bond market

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u/sharp11flat13 12h ago

Yes. Bullies never seem to realize when they’ve picked the wrong target until it’s too late.

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u/station13 10h ago

Never forget that Stephen Harper wanted to change those regulations and make it similar to the US. I think he had a minority government and didn't have the support to push it through.

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u/sharp11flat13 10h ago

I’m old now. I was there. I most certainly have not forgotten. Thanks for the memory refresh. Reminder that the CPC is essentially Harper + culture wars. Jamais, jamais.

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u/Mission_Shopping_847 6h ago

I'll correct it for you. He did liberalize mortgage rules and then undid it after the 2008 financial crisis. He also brought about a pathway for provincially regulated credit unions to become federally regulated credit unions that could operate country-wide, which I find to be objectively a good thing.

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u/malbadon 15h ago

And the ones that aren't up here aren't specifically because they in no way want to follow our banking regulations/restrictions. There's a reason why their banks routinely fail and wipe out their customers savings, and we have no idea what that is like at all..

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u/Wompatuckrule 10h ago

There's a reason why their banks routinely fail and wipe out their customers savings

Because Canadian banks hate the freedom we have?

/s

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u/BigBadVoodooUncle 15h ago

Honestly, there are so many lies that if the media took the time to refute them all, they'd never report on anything else. And his cult members are already primed to claim the media is picking on him, so it's not convincing anyone he's an idiot who doesn't already think he's an idiot. 

He found a wide open loophole in the way American media works and has exploited it from day one. The media is too stupid to figure out that depriving him of oxygen is the only way to truly kill him.

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u/sharp11flat13 14h ago

He found a wide open loophole in the way American media works and has exploited it from day one.

He didn’t find a loophole. Right-wing media, and especially Fox News, were created to ensure that no Republican president ever again faced the possibility of resignation like Richard Nixon. As always, Trump is a follower, not a leader. 🇨🇦

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u/Boboar 15h ago

If the media took the time to report all of his lies he'd have never been elected in the first place. They've been sane washing him since 2015.

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u/wintersdark 15h ago

They can't, because he (and those with him) own so much of the media he can ensure he gets all the coverage he wants.

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u/punkasstubabitch 12h ago

If the media had ignored him, he would have never been president. They are all collaborating by still giving Trump a voice. I'm sick of seeing articles with "Trump Says" every day. I could go a lifetime being content with never hearing his name again.

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u/jimicus 14h ago

It's the same the world over. Quite often you'll find a bank from a.n.other country will set up in order to serve their international business clients with local offices - they won't run a retail branch network or offer accounts to the general public, though, so you won't see them on the high street.

Hence CitiBank have a presence all over the world, but they don't have branches you can walk into all over the world. Ditto Deutsche Bank.

If Trump knew the first thing about running a decently-sized business, he'd know this full well.

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u/NonDeterministiK 11h ago

TD, RBC, and others have retail subsidiaries in the US which function as normal banks for US residents. None of the big US banks has Canadian retail outlets. They may have "services" for high wealth individuals

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u/TruculentTurtIe 14h ago

The most shocking part of this: i was genuinely surprised he knows and used the word "emblematic" correctly

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u/icantswim2 14h ago

Ok to be fair, one of our banks is called Royal Bank of Canada (RBC), and it does operate internationally. 

The fact this old sex offender got the name wrong is not news worthy. There are plenty of valid reasons to criticize him about, we shouldn't be giving something silly like this any attention when his government is still withholding the Epstein files, enabling his insider trading, and laying the groundwork to actually interfere in the US's upcoming elections. 

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u/syncapse 15h ago

They do. They just get kicked out so those who are left don’t rebut anything

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u/OneOfAKind2 13h ago

He's a lying, corrupt moron. The worst kind of moron.

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u/haveanairforceday 15h ago

Theres an argument to be made that its not a lie, despite being false, because he genuinely just doesnt understand what hes saying. Its still intended to be bitter, negative and spiteful though

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u/sharp11flat13 14h ago

Its still intended to be bitter, negative and spiteful though

Trump supporters don’t really care what he says. It’s the emotional content that feeds their fire and soothes their bruised egos.

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u/DiggWuzBetter 13h ago edited 11h ago

I’m a Canadian who hates Trump very, very strongly, but what he’s saying about Canada’s banking regulations is not 100% wrong. It’s largely wrong/inaccurate, but does have a sliver of truth. This article gives a pretty good summary: https://apnews.com/article/fact-check-trump-canada-american-banks-96819ae447d3f5f6dcb5337b2bcfb8b0

We have 3 banking classifications: Schedule I, Schedule II and Schedule III. Schedule I is exclusively for Canadian banks, foreign banks can be either Schedule II or Schedule III.

Schedule III banks have a big restriction, they can’t accept deposits below $150K. So Schedule III banks are largely limited to all sorts of corporate financing activities, and some retail stuff like offering credit cards (where the deposits restriction doesn’t apply), but they can’t practically be a retail bank for normal people. Plenty of normal Canadians have US bank credit cards, but not US bank chequing/savings accounts.

Schedule II banks don’t have this restriction, they CAN be retail banks. But to be Schedule II, a key thing is you have to be a separate legal entity from the parent company, with your own local capital, etc. As the US banks are so huge, and the Canadian retail banking market relatively small and already very competitive, they’ve decided it’s not worth the hassle, and just go Schedule III, sticking to things like corporate banking, retail credit cards, etc.

I think an accurate statement is that Canadian banking regulations limit what services foreign banks can easily/efficiently offer within Canada. These aren’t US specific, they apply to all foreign banks, and certainly US foreign banks do plenty of business in Canada, but are limited in certain ways, and especially aren’t really operating as a main chequing/savings type bank for retail customers.

Also note, some foreign banks have decided it’s worth the effort to be Schedule II and get retail customers in Canada - ICICI (Indian), KEB Hana (South Korean), Shinhan (South Korean), Bank of China, and the Industrial and Comercial Bank of China. HSBC used to be the biggest one, a British bank that had tonnes of Canadian retail customers for decades, and had actually acquired the arms of other foreign banks operating in Canada (like Wells Fargo, American, and Barclays, British), but they sold their Canadian operations to a Canadian bank (RBC) 2 years ago. It’s a business decision to stay Schedule III, one that many foreign banks make, but some figure Schedule II is worth it.

I think an accurate statement would be something like “all foreign banks wish they could be less regulated within Canada.” “Canada doesn’t let US banks operate in their country” is definitely false, but there’s a sliver of truth, they definitely offer fewer services than they’d like, as many figure Schedule II isn’t quite worth it for the smaller Canadian market.

Edit: also see my comment/reply below, these types of foreign banking regulations are very common. America’s are very similar to Canada’s, but more foreign banks jump through the hoops for America, because the market is bigger, more worth the hassle.

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u/myfotos 12h ago

Are these types of rules typical around the world or is it only a few places like Canada that has these regulations? Are they restricted from those other schedules or it's just they are unable to compete? Cause that's very different.

I don't think I've seen many retail Canadian banks in the USA. Mostly just the big investment bank arms of Canadian banks... But that's only based on my experiences travelling, and obviously I'm not interested in banks when I'm on vacation

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u/DiggWuzBetter 12h ago edited 9h ago

Yes, very common, and good question, I should have included that in my original comment, that comment was just already getting long. A tonne of countries have foreign banking restrictions as strong or stronger than Canada’s.

The US in fact has very similar regulations - for a foreign bank to accept deposits under $250K, you need to create a US subsidiary and get FDIC insurance. It’s basically the same as the Canadian Schedule II/III distinction, except even a bit worse (higher minimum deposit without a foreign subsidiary). However, the US is a roughly 10x larger market than Canada, so there are more foreign banks that make the business decision that it’s worth the hassle to create a local subsidiary and go after retail customers. The main Canadian banks that have gone the “separate American subsidiary” route, and got a significant retail presence in America, are TD and BMO. Other Canadian banks have decided it’s not worth it, and choose to operate in America the same way American banks have chosen to operate in Canada, focusing on corporate customers and the like, not jumping through the retail hoops.

So yeah, overall quite similar foreign banking regulations in Canada and the US, it’s just that more foreign banks decide it’s worth the hassle for the larger US retail banking market.

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u/BuffaloFlavor 12h ago

Remember: Trump has a degree in Economics which he totally legitimately earned, so he knows this.

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u/thethings_i_type 11h ago

Operating a foreign financial institution in Canada is (rightly) capital intensive. Its a big reason why we dont have banking and insurance company failures at the same rate as the USA.

They can do business here, they just need to follow our rules and those rules are expensive!

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u/Villag3Idiot 16h ago

Americans.

Your President.

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u/Lopsided-Affect-9649 16h ago

Their president, the rest of the worlds problem. It would be funny if the US goverment wasnt directing the US military to murder fisherman, causing untold poverty through increasing fertilizer/fuel prices, stealing Venezuelan state oil or killing hundreds of Iranian schoolgirls etc.

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u/macromorgan 15h ago

Don't worry, the rest of the world is quickly ensuring that the next time this happens, it will remain an American problem. By divorcing themselves from America.

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u/LordofAngmarMB 14h ago

Ngl, as an American I’m glad the rest of the world is building themselves up outside of US influence. If we ever get our shit together and rebuild after this nightmare, the world stage will be a genuinely better place for everyone if the US has to play as an equal participant without the absurd privilege we’ve abused for a century

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u/Impossible_Eggies 15h ago

I mean, he's a pretty big problem for Americans, too. With all the deregulation leading to disease and poverty, investments in AI ruining the environment and economy, the tariffs Americans have to pay, and the Gestapo ICE rounding up people to put in concentration camps detention centres... It's not a great time to be American either. 

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u/Excellent_Safety8051 10h ago

But you guys got a choice in the matter. The rest of the world is just stuck putting up with your moral failings

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u/Impossible_Eggies 10h ago

Oh, no, not mine. Proud Quebecois over here. Just don't want people thinking America is doing great either.

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u/Lazy-Plankton5270 12h ago

Nah Americans like diseases and poverty. 1 million Americans died from covid under Trump, while he called it a democrat hoax, and told them to inject bleach, then they relected him.

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u/ProbablyBanksy 15h ago

Yesterday Trump was talking about Canadian Presidents. But Canada doesn’t have presidents.

I’m starting to think Trump might not be the best person for the job.

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u/drunkcowofdeath 15h ago

If this is the most embarrassing thing he says today, then I'd call it a good day

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u/EirHc 15h ago

Would be better if he just forgot our country existed. Maybe McDonalds or KFC can do us a solid and and waft some of their smells right at the oval office. Just install a massive fan to blow that deep fryer smell at him 24/7.

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u/tanrock2003 16h ago

Did you name your reddit handle after Trump? It works

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u/OkFix4074 15h ago

they are drunk bro ,

hey USA wake up!
we need you sober !

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u/taez555 15h ago

And we’ll probably vote him in again in 2028.

:-/

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u/Vtecman 16h ago

Yes. The Federal Reserve also does not operate in Canada…

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u/Xsiah 15h ago

Trump probably thinks the Federal Reserve is where they keep the presidential deer.

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u/christopher_mtrl 16h ago

"They basically don't allow banks of America to be in Canada. That's sort of emblematic of the way they treat us," Trump told reporters in response to a question about the decline in Canadian tourism.

"They have their banks here, Bank of Canada, all of their big banks, big beautiful banks. I think they have six or seven major banks here. We don't have our banks there. You know why? They don't allow it."

Number of bank failling in last 20 years :

US : 550

Canada : 0

Why we don't want US banks is a great question...

Source : https://www.fdic.gov/resources/resolutions/bank-failures/

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u/Overwatchingu 16h ago

It’s also a lie because we do allow US banks to operate here, they choose not to engage in the retail market. Chase Bank is one of the largest providers of point of sale systems here.

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u/wintersdark 15h ago

They also do things like vehicle financing and the like. My Corolla was bought with a Bank of America loan. My Husky 701 Enduro with Santander.

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u/British_Dane 14h ago

Santander is Spanish

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u/wintersdark 14h ago

Whoops. My bad. Whatever, I'm pretty sure the Bank of America is American, and there are many other American banks operating in Canada (JP Morgan, Chase and Citibank off the top of my head) for instance.

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u/PrivateVasili 13h ago

Bank of America is American, but oddly enough it was founded as Bank of Italy.

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u/Commentator-X 15h ago

It's not that we don't want or don't have them. They just have to follow our rules.

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u/Everestkid 13h ago

You're actually selling Canada short here.

Canada's last bank failure was in 1985, where two banks failed that September. Before that was in 1923. That means Canada went through:

  • The Great Depression
  • The Second World War
  • The 1970s oil crises
  • The dotcom bubble
  • The Great Recession
  • COVID

without a single bank failure. To my knowledge the major banks have never failed; they're some of the oldest corporations in the country dating to the 1800s.

We bitch and moan about our banks here, but they're damn near the most stable around.

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u/christopher_mtrl 13h ago

Canada's last bank failure was in 1985, where two banks failed that September.

I went with cases where the federal regulator (FDIC in the US and CDIC in Canada had to cover deposits)

Canada had a few more interventions than you mention, the last of which being in 2006.

https://www.cdic.ca/about/our-history/history-of-failures/

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u/arabacuspulp 11h ago

Canadian banking and financial systems are generally very conservative. We also didn't have the sub-prime mortgage fiasco that nearly brought down the whole world's economy. Canada got through the entire '08 financial crisis relatively well, all things considered.

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u/nt2701 15h ago

Idk, I think Capital One and Chase haven been doing business in Canada for a while. Not sure if there are more, but those two are just two I can think of right now.

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u/ricktencity 15h ago

There are American banks but they follow Canadian Bank regulations when operating in Canada.

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u/nt2701 15h ago

Which I think it's 100% normal and fair. I guess it's just another instance of the Orange Man talking about nonsense 🤷🤷

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u/chelplayer99 15h ago

I wonder which regulations Canadian banks follow when they operate in the US

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u/Kekafuch 15h ago

RBC just sold Monaris to the USA.

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u/sask357 16h ago

The worst thing is that the people who vote for him just believe all his lies. He has most Republicans joining him in his fantasy world of misinformation and outright falsehoods.

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u/Malakas_Tsiblas 16h ago

outright falsehoods

We just say "lies".

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u/Wompatuckrule 10h ago

Not just Trump's lies. I have an older MAGA relative who will leave his phone or iPad playing his "news" videos and it's obvious that the algorithm has locked him into the most idiotic hucksters pushing bullshit stories that are easily debunked. But he just swallows them whole.

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u/valboots 16h ago

He also mistakes rape for consent, and his daughter for his girlfriend.

Meanwhile, the Sun rises in the East and sets in the West.

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u/mtntrail 16h ago

His grasp on actual reality is extremely tenuous at best. Aaand we get a few more years of this embarrassment, thank you GOP, the brainwashed 30% and non-voters.

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u/BrianWantsTruth 15h ago

My fully Canadian employer uses US Bank for our company credit cards. I don’t know why, but it’s been that way since the two countries actually had a functional relationship.

So I don’t know what the fuck this baby is talking about, yet again.

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u/Duskuler 13h ago

Oddly enough, my American employer (im Canadian) uses BMO for their credit cards.

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u/RedLanternScythe 15h ago

He will be complaining they don't force the kids to say the Pledge of Allegiance in Canadian schools next.

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u/LacedVelcro 16h ago

Least consequential thing he fumbled today.

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u/roller_coaster325 16h ago

Now he is wondering if BOA is the U.S. treasury department (and if that smell is a full load in his diaper, that’s off topic though, sorry).

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u/jsakic99 15h ago

Prime Minister Mark Carney was also the Head of the Bank of Canada AND the Bank of England.

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u/Sad-Stop-2401 16h ago

He confuses children for sexual partners. What were you expecting?

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u/Schindlers_Fistz 15h ago

This guy doesn’t know where last year’s snow went. So not surprising.

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u/CountOnBeingAwesome 14h ago

The average Canadian knows more about America than Americans

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u/Jelloburns 16h ago

"Well, he can't outsmart me, 'cause I'm a moron!"

~Bugs Bunny (Jack-Wabbit)

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u/Denny_204 14h ago

America.... wow, aren't you embarrassed of yourself?

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u/Mytweezer 16h ago

Whatta maroon.

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u/entity2 16h ago

Of course he did. Because he is stupid.

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u/Capitol62 15h ago

He meant RBC but was too dumb to remember the full name.

Also, basically every major US bank operates in Canada in some capacity.

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u/arabacuspulp 11h ago

Did you know dumb has a "b" in it? Lots of people don't know that.

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u/GreatGreenGobbo 14h ago

2008 shows why Canadia doesn't allow American banks. They don't have enough audit controls and rules.

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u/B00marangTrotter 9h ago

The only news I want on this guy is that he's been arrested or he's dead.

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u/Dear-Fox-5194 7h ago

U.S. Banks can move here, but their key problem is they have to operate under Canadian Laws.

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u/Balgorius 6h ago

The guy is a moron. Also wierd.

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u/ljlee256 14h ago

I do thank Trump for making Americans VERY easy to argue with on the internet, pretty much every pro-US argument made online these days is intensely and very easily proven wrong.

It's fish in a barrel to a disinfo hunter.

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u/Silicon_Knight 16h ago

I mean. Meet Canadian banking standards maybe?

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u/DimensioT 15h ago

To be fair, it actually is a common and easy mistake for a total moron to make.

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u/Several-Opposite-746 15h ago

Donald Trump mistakes his underwear for a toilet.

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u/calguy1955 15h ago

I really don’t know what’s more embarrassing; him as a dementia-addled bitter pedophiliac con man, or the supposedly sane elected politicians who grovel before him and are too scared to stand up and take an opposing stance to his ridiculous actions.

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u/Madshibs 14h ago

Ya man, this guy’s dipped in dumb-as-shit sauce.

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u/OhFootballFriend 14h ago

“They even have this holiday, big holiday, called Hockey .Night. In. Canada. Nobody works. It’s amazing, they say Sir, we want to work but Canada has Hockey Night in Canada. Nobody knows about it. They don’t work. I heard their Prime Minister, Tim Horton, he’s very bad. He tells them, don’t work, and be trans. It’s bad.”

- not an actual quote…well, maybe.

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u/CollectorDC 13h ago

He probably thinks “Elizabeth Banks” is the Bank of Canada

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u/LizardWizards_ 11h ago

Lmao.

I can't believe people actually voted for such an unintelligent loser.

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u/Coubsauce 7h ago

Canadian banks exist in America because canadians have banking laws that prevented their banks from needing bailouts, and in fact being in a position to buy American banks after the financial crisis.

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u/CuriousGeorgeToday 5h ago

We usually put old people into care or don't let them on TV so they don't say things like this. Especially when they keep shitting themselves.

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u/Redditforgoit 4h ago edited 3h ago

Next in: The Sperm Bank of Canada sanctioned by President Trump Executive Order, accused of having too much liquidity.

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u/monkeylovesnanas 1h ago

Remember when everyone thought the George Bush Jr. was thick as shit?

He's a fucking Mensa candidate next to this moron.

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u/LunchBoxMercenary 15h ago

lol if Biden said this, the media would be up in arms for like a month.

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u/Xsiah 15h ago

For a guy who allegedly got elected to enforce borders, he doesn't seem to understand them very well.

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u/Fancy-Inspector6615 14h ago

Yeah he’s an idiot like the people who worship him

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u/MandemModie 14h ago

I am always so curious how a meeting between Carney and Trump actually goes. Wherever you stand on politics I cant imagine what a conversation even sounds like between these two people

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u/crazycanucks77 14h ago

Id imagine it's like all us saying WTF everytime Trump speaks, but Carney has to say that in his head instead out loud

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u/Constant-Plant-9378 14h ago

Donald Trump is a stupid cunt.

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u/NorthernSlyGuy 13h ago

Remember back when he said it was because fentanyl was "pouring in" through the border of Canada and that's why he initially put tariffs? It seems likes he's constantly shifting different ideas in an attempt to make Canada seem hostile or bad.

It's beyond pathetic.

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u/SnicklefritzXX 13h ago

Elizabeth and Tyra Banks hastily assembling their PR teams to prepare for the inevitable Trump tirade coming their way

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u/eenduro 13h ago

Trump is not completely wrong . Canada has very strong protections on some key industries. Namely airlines, telecommunications, banks and a few others. These have been heavily protected by Canadian governments for decades because there is no way the local industry players could survive without it.

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u/Reasonable-Towel1305 10h ago

He is obsessed with Canada’s rejection of him

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u/Smile_n_Wave_Boyz 9h ago

It’s understandable, he’s not very bright

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u/Big-March-8915 9h ago

77 IQ what did you expect

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u/Potential_Salt_5780 8h ago

His stupidity is simply astounding.

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u/steve_ample 16h ago

If you have a minimum balance of $4500 in your chequing account, thy do not charge any monthly fees. And if you open a new account with them with a $10000 deposit, you get a free iPad.

Oh, and they set national monetary policy. What a crazy superbank, this Bank of Canada. /s

He probably thought Alan Greenspan and Jerome Powell were just branch managers who worked out of DC.

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u/Fantastic-Code-8347 15h ago

This is the intellect level of the average American. Absolute doofus

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u/Apprehensive_Sea9524 15h ago

Statement from the greatest idiot of the United States, your president.

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u/fluffyflugel 15h ago

Let’s scour the USA in search of a sorry old fraud who is as dumb as a box of rocks and give him an immense amount of power and total immunity for any crimes he might commit. What could go wrong?

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u/hazelnutcocoammm 15h ago

Ain't the only mistake this weird guy has made

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u/Concurrency_Bugs 15h ago

Pretty soon Trump will be accusing the Bank of Canada of laundering money for drug cartels, so that he can add more tariffs.

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u/firejonas2002 15h ago

Because he’s a moron…and a pedophile.

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u/fat_kaiju 15h ago

idiot.

(this is the end of my post).

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u/Kinkydino 15h ago

Dementia

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u/TheLostRigger 14h ago

Trust we already know he is an idiot

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u/All_Hail_Hynotoad 14h ago

So embarrassing

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u/Spotter01 13h ago

Ahhh As a Canadian I thought that too! then I turned 8!

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u/7FOOT7 13h ago

His genius is that he doesn't need to be smart, or accurate, or civil.

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u/gizmoglitch 13h ago

The President is dumb—Breaking news 😂

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u/braigha 13h ago

There are Fifteen (15) american owned banks operating in Canada. Oops forgot TheRUMP can't count past 1.

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u/WebguyCanada 13h ago

It's definitely a step up from him mistaking 14-year-olds for 20-year-olds... Oh he didn't mistake them? Yikes.

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u/Gloomy-Insurance-739 13h ago

Nothing surprises me this is from the guy who didn't know the word grocery or what a corner store is.

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u/Electrical-Care6308 13h ago

And that surprises you? Donny gets Guinness and Genius mixed up!

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u/ImUrFrand 13h ago

the headline should just be:
"Donald Trump mistakes"

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u/Ntroepy 12h ago

To be fair, I doubt 95+% of Americans would not have known that isn’t a retail bank. Especially with Bank of America so ubiquitous across the US.

That said, I’d absolutely expect anyone so immersed in real estate and financing to know, so that’s on Trump.

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u/AlienBurnerBigfoot 12h ago

It's ok. He mistakes his chair for a bed and his pants for a toilet. We understand.

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u/GuitarGeezer 12h ago

This is what happens when voters have no idea what any words mean at all anymore.

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u/Skeletor-P-Funk 12h ago

He thinks "asylum seekers" are people who come from "insane asylums" ... so yeah, of course he did.

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u/Russell_M_Jimmies 11h ago

Donald Trump mistakes ass for hole in ground

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u/hail2theKingbabee 10h ago

Oh man! This is the WORST thing he's ever done.

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u/CreoxatLarge 10h ago

He couldn't find his ass with both hands...and he has a huge ass.

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u/hogbob04 10h ago

Could this clown be any more ignorant!

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u/Fuelfemme 9h ago

Of course he does

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u/this_is_greenman 8h ago

Was he pushing for it to be acquired by Bank of America?

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u/Zealousideal_Gap432 8h ago

The best banks. Banks in a river like the straight of Canada. No body else has banks like this.

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u/yoursandforever 8h ago

Where's he get this stuff?

Seriously, who's providing his intel?

Which reminds me, time to make my Amex payment. 

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u/Correct-Branch9000 8h ago

To mistake something you have to actually know what one or the other thing was in the first place

This idiot doesn't know anything and nothing he says is important to anyone, ever

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u/Expert_Garlic_2258 7h ago

He has legitimately a belo w avera ge IQ

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u/Rowing_Lawyer 5h ago

Bank of America is in Canada though, so every part of this is wrong

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u/No_Yogurtcloset_6008 4h ago

What a fool. But most folks already know that.

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u/Kiwi_Fried_Chicken 3h ago edited 3h ago

Just every day Donald Turd things

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u/Fexofanatic 1h ago

your daily advertisement why retirement is usually mid 60s