r/worldnews Aug 01 '26

Russia/Ukraine Bomb carried by woman kills three, injures 21 near Moscow restaurant, authorities say

https://www.reuters.com/world/three-killed-15-injured-moscow-explosion-tass-says-2026-08-01/
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u/Fast_Biscotti Aug 01 '26

“It suggested that the bomb had been set off by someone else remotely and ⁠that the woman carrying it may not have known that it was an explosive device.”

Fuuuuuuuuck!

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u/predatorybeing Aug 01 '26

If it was a private event, they could have just ordered a courier delivery to the place. Someone watching detonated the device when they saw she wasn't getting in.

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u/BringbackDreamBars Aug 01 '26

The thought of this being possibly some random delivery courier is pretty grim.

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u/kalirion Aug 02 '26

Pretty grim regardless, but yes it would be one more innocent victim added to the count...

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u/shhmurdashewrote Aug 02 '26

I really highly doubt Ukraine would do something like this. This version of events coming out of Moscow is not to be trusted, as they have their own agenda. Ukraine knows it needs support from the west and this would be incredibly harmful for them PR wise. It serves Russia to have people believe that Ukraine is responsible for killing this innocent woman to advance their cause. I would hold off on making any judgements atm. I’m not a conspiracy theorist but I’m leaning towards a false flag operation or, if Ukraine IS responsible, some sort of horrible mistake where the bomb went off when it wasn’t intended to.

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u/BigBananaBerries Aug 02 '26

Didn't the FSB bomb 3 apartment buildings in Russia to trigger the Chechnya war & boost Putins popularity to become president? IIRC several hundred innocents died there so they're well capable of it.

It wouldn't surprise me if it was a General who was getting a little too mouthy about the direction of the war & they thought to get rid & throw some PR sh*t Ukraines direction.

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u/shhmurdashewrote Aug 02 '26

Yep that’s exactly why I commented that. Putin has done this before multiple times so yeah he’s very capable of it. He’s also desperate and the situation for him is dire. He has many motives to do something like this!

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u/fricy81 Aug 02 '26

I really highly doubt Ukraine would do something like this.

Not impossible, the secret services are not known for being squeamish. For example the Crimean bridge explosives were contracted out to commercial freight companies, were in transit for weeks, then detonated remotely. The driver and a couple of dozen unlucky bystanders were caught up in ground zero.

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u/ForgingIron Aug 01 '26

Damn

Reminds me of the pizza delivery guy with the bomb around his neck

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u/super-freak Aug 01 '26

Um. What?

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u/Agret Aug 02 '26

Though the note claimed Wells would gain extra time by each key found, police later traveled the note's route and could not complete it in the allotted time, implying Wells would not have had enough time to get the bomb defused.

Damn...

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u/neo_sporin Aug 02 '26

whats 'funny' is that in one of the Saw movies, Jigsaw finds out his apprentice is creating unwinnable 'games' and thus has to punish her for it, as his games are all beatable

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u/mightylordredbeard Aug 02 '26

But that wouldn’t have mattered if he was really in on it and they used a fake bomb like allegedly planned originally. The scavenger hunt was just supposed to be something to make it look even more like the guy was a victim if he ended up getting caught.

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u/TheLegendTwoSeven Aug 02 '26

I never believed that he was in on it, personally. Never heard any real evidence of that, just assertions by the district attorney’s office.

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u/alexlp Aug 02 '26

Still wish they’d looked into the string of dead former partners she had. Can’t believe she was acquitted for shooting her ex.

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u/RuthlessIndecision Aug 02 '26

that story is nuts, a list of people who you don't want to associate with, because they might strap a bomb around your neck

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u/Brittany5150 Aug 01 '26

Yup... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pizza_bomber happened in Erie Pennsylvania. Wild story.

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u/Takeyerclarkbars Aug 01 '26

Truly fucked up story…

https://youtu.be/Qpdb9zo_1t8?is=TXgQM7s-5im3xAwM

A group of scumbags ordered a pizza, strapped a bomb to the driver, and instructed him to rob a bank. He didn’t make it, and it’s sad as fuck watching him sit there while they try and figure out if he’s lying or not

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u/KrimsunB Aug 01 '26

What's even more fucked up is that barely 8 years later, Sony decided to make a comedy movie based on it, '30 Minutes or Less'.

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u/GhandisFlipFlop Aug 01 '26

From doing some reading up there is a film coming out soon that is more of a thriller about this

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evil_Genius_(film)

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u/NotUniqueOrSpecial Aug 01 '26

I mean, let's not pretend he wasn't in on the whole thing.

This wasn't just some hapless dude who got caught up in things. He was an active participant too stupid to realize the crazy woman considered him expendable.

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u/ElMontoya Aug 02 '26 edited Aug 02 '26

The conspirators said he was in on it. However, there was a lady who confessed in 2018 that she set him up. Which narrative is more desirable for the defendants: that they kidnapped someone or that they recruited an accomplice? What do you think the authorities would rather have you believe: that they let an innocent man get exploded or that a dumb criminal got his just deserts? Edit: spelling, apparently...

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u/Lethologica_ Aug 02 '26

He's was of low intellectual capability and they manipulated him :(

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u/IShookMeAllNightLong Aug 01 '26

They made a documentary about it.

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u/luckyfucker13 Aug 01 '26

They also used it as the premise for a movie, a comedy.

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u/NookieLuvsU Aug 01 '26

He was forced to rob a bank, cops held him on the street at gun point. Nobody believed him at the time, thinking it was put around his neck as an excuse if he was caught. He said if he didn't return by a certain time it would go off. It did... right in the middle of the road as he sat there. This was in America somewhere.

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u/bluenosesutherland Aug 01 '26

That tactic has been used before

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u/Gorperly Aug 01 '26

Was reportedly the dinner party for the 55th birthday of Aleksandr Chayko, the Commander-in-Chief of the Russian Aerospace Forces. He is "accused by the Ukrainian government of organizing massacres in Bucha and other towns around Kyiv during 2022 Russian invasion of Ukraine".

The birthday boy was not hurt.

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u/LuckyShirt54 Aug 02 '26

Could be so many things- angry Ukrainian’s seeking revenge for family, angry Russians seeking revenge for family, Chechens who still despise Russia, jihadists….

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u/DJVordo Aug 02 '26

calculating russians wanting to hold on to power (it’s well known that the KGB / Putin bombed a Moscow apartment block which allowed him to come to power).

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u/SawdustIsMyCocaine Aug 02 '26

The whole war started with a flase flag the whole world saw through

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u/ChefbyDesign Aug 02 '26

With the Russian propaganda machine? Proof doesn't matter when you have that level of propaganda. We're increasingly seeing that here in the West, and actually increasingly worldwide...

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u/Akamaikai Aug 02 '26

Could be some guy just bombing for the love of the game

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u/desertmermaid92 Aug 02 '26

“Female bomber kills at least three”

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u/ElfRespector Aug 02 '26

God forbid women have hobbies

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u/Pataraxia Aug 02 '26

Can't even use a small bomb anymore nowadays... Men.

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u/UncleR1chard Aug 02 '26

… just normal Russian oligarchy business…

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u/Appo-Arsin Aug 02 '26

What are the odds they’re gonna say this lady who won’t be identified happened to have a completely untouched Ukrainian flag on her or some shit.

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u/EleosSkywalker Aug 02 '26

Worse, she’ll have multiple copies of the Sims and a brand new nazy T-shirt in her handbag.

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u/THAWED21 Aug 02 '26 edited Aug 02 '26

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u/confoundo Aug 02 '26

A few years ago, Russian Intelligence planted evidence to arrest some people for a staged assassination plot, and accidentally included expansions for The Sims instead of SIM cards for phones.

Link

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u/psych0ticmonk Aug 02 '26

I read “nazy” in Cotton Hill’s voice. Killed fifty men.

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u/Drak_is_Right Aug 02 '26

So the question is Chechnyan, Russian Special forces, Russian Mob, or Ukraine?

Could be any of the 4.

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u/PrometheanSwing Aug 02 '26

Or ISIS. Remember Crocus Hall.

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u/OceanRacoon Aug 02 '26

That was so weird and random and immediately forgotten about

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u/lik_for_cookies Aug 02 '26

Russia probably didn’t want to make too big a stink out of it to hopefully limit copycat attacks. That and probably increased their strikes 10 fold against the ISIS units that carried it out.

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u/Esava Aug 02 '26 edited Aug 02 '26

The US also warned Russia of an imminent attack targeting large gatherings (including concerts) in Moscow. Several other western nations also released warnings for their citizens in Moscow. That warning was 2 weeks before the attack and just 3 days before the attack Putin dismissed the warning saying something along the lines "the west is trying to blackmail us and these warnings aren't real".

Even Iran allegedly warned Russia of a planned terrorist operation.

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u/Kielon7 Aug 02 '26

And then still blamed Ukraine for it.

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u/MemoryInteresting412 Aug 02 '26

Yeah, Russia just blamed it all on Ukraine even when ISIS-K admitted to it💀🤦‍♂️

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u/Hertzegovina Aug 02 '26

in part because people had some kind of sympathy and then russia inevitably said it was ukraine, they just couldn’t stop themselves for a second to not try to demonize the country they invaded. at that point, i think most people just stopped caring outside of russia. in russia they were marinated well in it.

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u/Umlunguboy420 Aug 02 '26

They made one of the attackers eat his own ear, they fucked them up lol

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u/ThisAd1371 Aug 02 '26

151 dead 609 injured it´s werid as fuck that everyone just forgot about it

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u/Donnerdrummel Aug 02 '26 edited Aug 02 '26

A ukrainian youtuber seems to be happy about it, as apparently the top tier general of the russian air defense died.

So maybe it really was an ukrainian assassination.

... then again, if that general really died, and since the russian air defense didn't really defend as well as the russians probably hoped, it might have been a retirement party sponsored by mother russia. Who knows.

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u/NonSportBehaviour Aug 02 '26 edited Aug 02 '26

the delivery-girl died, one of the guests and the security worker at the entrance. the general himself didnt get any injuries

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u/Dundah Aug 02 '26

I was coming here to say Russian retirement party.

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u/Donnerdrummel Aug 02 '26

Better to go out with a bang?

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u/SignificantUse3695 Aug 02 '26

They usually go out through a window

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u/Sensitive_Crow_8882 Aug 02 '26

That’s pretty Balzi.

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u/RockRockPlanetRock69 Aug 02 '26

My gut says Russian. Nothing Putin likes better than false flag campaigns to fuel anger.

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u/Swing_On_A_Spiral Aug 02 '26

It’s a double edged sword though because he might causing an unintended opposite effect of making people believe that the war is closer to home than it is thus turning support against the war.

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u/Superfluous369 Aug 02 '26

They know that already, but you're not wrong, because this is more personal than the oil and Wildberries stuff

But I wonder, this could be Russia very easily trying to foment nationalism, hate vs Ukraine and prepping them for mobilization

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u/CrowAffectionate4621 Aug 02 '26

Mobilization will happen no matter what Russian people say or want. People care about their lives and families.

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u/Total_War_6757 Aug 02 '26

The existence of False-Flag attacks makes discussing tragedies a pain because somebody will always say it's a False-Flag if it doesn't support their narrative.

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u/BingpotStudio Aug 02 '26

To be fair, Russia is a country known for both assassinating its own people and also committing assassinations on foreign soil and dressing up as Ukrainians to start border conflicts.

You can’t really rule it out.

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u/iheartdev247 Aug 02 '26

You forgot Russian special forces posing as Ukrainians.

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u/wywtkwb Aug 02 '26

Some Context - Allegedly the target was Alexander Chayko, Commander of the Russian Aerospace Force. Multiple attendants of the closed event are in serious condition apart from the 3 dead. Chayko would have been the highest ranked general assassinated in the Russia Ukraine War as he is a colonel general ( just under field marshal). The general wasn’t killed.

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u/cronktilten Aug 02 '26 edited Aug 02 '26

Chayko was also responsible for the bucha direction near Kyiv in 2022, oversaw the bucha massacre killing hundreds of civilians

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u/wild_cherry1987 Aug 01 '26

Did they find Sims discs and Ukrainian flag already?

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u/Standard_Ant5915 Aug 01 '26

The sims ?

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u/Slazac Aug 02 '26

Russia staged a sting operation into some “dangerous Ukrainians plotting an assassination attempt” and in the picture of the seized goods there were Sims 3 discs which were presumably supposed to be SIM cards but misinterpreted

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u/Inlerah Aug 02 '26

You gotta also love the T-shirts with visible "we just took these out of the packaging" creases.

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u/Silent_Purchase_2654 Aug 02 '26

You ain't joking there really are fresh creases on that tshirt!

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u/BasvanS Aug 02 '26

They’re so Nazi they wore down their previous Nazi shirts!

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u/No_Solution_2864 Aug 02 '26

My first thought, that shirt has never been worn

Amateur hour

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u/FingerGungHo Aug 02 '26

There’s a reason in Finland fucking things up is called russying. It’s completely par for the course.

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u/Inevitable-Plum-7613 Aug 02 '26

It also looks child sized? Or maybe it’s a super tight Nazi shirt for a sexy fascist assassin?

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u/sunheadeddeity Aug 02 '26

Stupid sexy fascist assassin...

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u/Europe72Alive1 Aug 02 '26

Don’t all Nazis wanna look drippy when out Nazing

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u/Inlerah Aug 02 '26

There's a difference between "drippy" and "like I just yanked a shirt out of the Amazon envelope before heading into the convention"

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u/barshe68 Aug 02 '26

Not Amazon,
Wild berries

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u/Hans_all_over Aug 02 '26

The charred piece of land formerly known as wild berries

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u/Celidar Aug 02 '26

Not anymore 😏

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u/carbonateddairydrink Aug 02 '26

Hugo boss fashionista nazi's are a thing of the past. Now they wear wife beaters and fake work boots lmao

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u/jrhooo Aug 02 '26

Now now, those are Prada fake work boots.

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u/QueezyF Aug 02 '26

Now they look like they work at State Farm, with polos tucked into khakis.

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u/itsetuhoinen Aug 02 '26

It does lead me to wonder who the hell is selling packaged, folded, swastika logo t-shirts, though. I'm guessing that's not a thing someone can just pick up on Amazon. At least, I kinda hope it isn't...

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u/Inlerah Aug 02 '26

I mean I can find some swastika necklaces on Amazon, but no t-shirts. However, im not gonna fuck up my analytics by looking for all of the custom t-shirt sites that would be fine with swastika t-shirts.

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u/holubtsi-on-fire Aug 02 '26

They just arrived in the mail from Wildberries.

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u/jojo_31 Aug 02 '26

Lmao that tshirt is so obviously never been worn. 

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u/956to906 Aug 02 '26

The FSB/KGB used to be so good. It’s disappointing.

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u/UnderpaidProf Aug 02 '26

To be fair hundreds of thousands of Russia’s young men are no longer with us

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u/UnderpaidProf Aug 02 '26

Yes, the FSB has a smaller hiring pool now.

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u/hagenissen999 Aug 02 '26

Well, this was GRU, they are infamously incompetent.

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u/Purple10tacle Aug 02 '26

Perhaps they were saving it for a special assassination?

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u/BoarHide Aug 02 '26

A special 3 day assassination, one might say

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u/pyrotechnicmonkey Aug 02 '26

I love the fact that they even signed the freaking book as "signature unclear ". Some dumbass really got all these instructions and didn't use even a drop of critical thinking.

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u/Crashian Aug 02 '26

He’s probably the one that was beat up and arrested by the FSB

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u/Specialist-Rope-9760 Aug 02 '26

Knowing Russia I wouldn’t be surprised if they made these mistakes on purpose. They love to blatantly lie and laugh about it.

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u/biggreasyrhinos Aug 02 '26

Lol yup. Totally not staged at all.

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u/eisbock Aug 02 '26

Brand new, never worn Nazi t-shirt and a photo of Hitler, along with other Nazi paraphernalia. Totally normal build-out when going assassining.

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u/ChanceryTheRapper Aug 02 '26

For sale: Nazi shirt, never worn.

See, that story is a lot happier.

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u/Discount_Extra Aug 02 '26

For sale: Nazi shirt, some holes.

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u/Dragon-and-Phoenix Aug 02 '26

I like this better

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u/Expensive-Mechanic26 Aug 02 '26

I was thinking the same thing, I bet that shirt still has the sales tags on it.

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u/EpochFail9001 Aug 02 '26

That's fucking hilarious

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u/Vegetable-Goal-7971 Aug 02 '26

Now, that, I actually believe.

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u/Much_Highlight_1309 Aug 02 '26

It's a Nazi fan t-shirt 😂

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u/Googlyelmoo Aug 02 '26

If customs officials anywhere can’t tell the difference between a SIM card and Sims-3 optical discs then we have another problem. . .

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u/cjcs Aug 02 '26

The mixup was likely “3 sims” vs. “sims 3”

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u/AnonymousWombat229 Aug 02 '26

They were clearly training to put innocent Russians into basement slave art galleries.

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u/MaikeruGo Aug 02 '26

I've seen recent posts by folks showing the lack of knowledge and understanding by customs agents. Like that one guy who got a sealed, game from years back only to have customs just pry open stuff and break it (not just opening decades-old, sealed, factory packaging, but doing that, then prying open the floppy disk, then tearing up the actual magnetic media).

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u/Mysterious-Plan93 Aug 02 '26

Hackers have a job to do in making that particular agent's life hell. Ever seen "Hackers" & "Sneakers"?

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u/ArdenJaguar Aug 02 '26

As a Sims3 player I can firmly state I’m Pro-Ukraine.

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u/Usual_Lie_5454 Aug 02 '26

Holy shit it’s Slazac

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u/OctopusRegulator Aug 02 '26

Running into Slazac off Twitter is like seeing a coworker at the supermarket

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u/ProfessorPrudent2822 Aug 02 '26

Sounds like malicious compliance by the intelligence services.

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u/MuchIron2453 Aug 02 '26

That would actually make a lot of sense

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u/NoodleyP Aug 02 '26

Holy shit real Slazac????

Hiiiiii!!!!

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u/iprobablybrokeit Aug 02 '26

Their version of "sprinkle some crack on him".

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u/Bozlogic Aug 02 '26

“Instructions unclear, downloaded sims”

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u/TyrannosaurusWreckd Aug 02 '26

I don't remeber the exact details, but some time before the Ukraine war, some russian intelligence units sent commands to a couple of their field operatives to gather supplies for an espionage operation like burner phones and fake ids.

One of the items they specified was sim cards, you know to change out the id of phones, but as the field operatives gathered the supplies they misinterpreted the instructions and bought several copies of the Sims video games.

They proudly took a picture of their espionage kit, which unfortunatly for them got leaked to western media ridiculing them as a clown show.

You can easily google the story, it was pretty funny at the time.

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u/lwp775 Aug 02 '26

How far the old KGB has fallen.

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u/akruppa Aug 02 '26

That can't possibly be real. I cannot believe that something so stupid and bizarre and funny could possibly be real.

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u/TyrannosaurusWreckd Aug 02 '26

It is real lol. Just google "the sims russia"

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u/parakeetweet Aug 02 '26

what's even funnier is that they included some sort of booklet/note that was supposed to be like instructions supporting the false flag the espionage mission was for, signed by whoever was planning this evul attackz, but they signed it 'signature unclear'

because whoever was actually assigned here had 0 brain cells and thought an order to 'gather 3 sims' and 'leave signature unclear' meant literally Three Sims Games and Literally Signing Something 'Signature Unclear'.

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u/Boredintown1 Aug 02 '26

I have some family members that were in the intelligence business in the 60s. Two of them went on vacation to Italy. And every day there would be two people following them. But the weird thing was every thirty minutes one of them would walk close to them and the other took a picture. In day 3 my relatives did a couple of quick turns in narrow alley ways, grabbed the two and asked them what they were doing. They understood the following part, but what about the 30 minutes photos? They ended up explaining that they worked at the Romanian consulate and were working for the KGB, but they would only get paid if they could proof they actually worked. They shared a couple of beers and kept the process up until the vacation was over. So weird amateurish things are not really new

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u/beegtuna Aug 02 '26

It’s a computer game from the year 2000 where you build a pool, have people swim in it, take away the ladder, watch them drown, and do other things.

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u/ChanceryTheRapper Aug 02 '26

There are other things to do?

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u/Maneisthebeat Aug 02 '26

Sometimes you delete the door and burn them alive.

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u/National-Charity-435 Aug 01 '26

Yep. 3 Sim game disc's because I misread the order to assemble a bag with 3 sim chips 0

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u/Operation_Neither Aug 02 '26

Reminds me of the time Russian agents were discovered in Europe because they’d kept their receipts from Moscow to claim as expenses when they returned.

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u/Disprezzi1 Aug 02 '26

Some time back, Russian news reported that there was a failed assassination attempt, and in the footage of evidence they were showing there was Sims 3 discs.

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u/PleasantGuide1539 Aug 02 '26

I assure you, when it comes to those things being strapped to people and going boom… no one thinks of Ukraine first.

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u/BandAid3030 Aug 02 '26

I love that meme so much.

One of the greatest statements of the KGB's decline into the FSB.

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u/GandalfSwagOff Aug 01 '26

Anyone remember when Putin literally bombed his own people's apartment buildings to justify war in the late 90s?

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u/DeepSlap-Interactive Aug 01 '26

1999 Russian apartment bombings. It’s worth reading, I can promise. Crazy stuff in here. Be ready, people.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1999_Russian_apartment_bombings

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u/_shiraku Aug 02 '26

Fascinating that the Russian version of the Wikipedia page doesn’t explicitly call it a false flag, but rather takes the narrative of ‘well it’s one of the many unproven conspiracy theories… nobody knows for suuuure’.

Not that I didn’t expect that, but jeez I hate reading both versions of the media sides sometimes.

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u/Brock_Hard_Canuck Aug 02 '26

Falklands Islands related articles on the Spanish Wikipedia are basically written from the pro-Argentina position.

The Arabic language Wikipedia is... not much of a fan of the Jews, to say the least.

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u/_shiraku Aug 02 '26

Honestly I wish I spoke Arabic or Chinese even x.x feel like that would be an interesting point of comparison. Not too fun by any means, but insightful on opposing view points.

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u/jld2k6 Aug 01 '26 edited Aug 02 '26

Wasn't there also the time they dealt with a hostage terrorist situation by pumping aerosolized fentanyl into the building and killing a bunch of the hostages in the process? 😐

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u/Brapb3 Aug 01 '26

Yep. Then the whole Chechen school hostage situation, in which the Russian army used literal APCs in its assault and most of the kids were killed.

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u/CreepyOctopus Aug 02 '26

APCs? Russian troops fired thermobaric rockets at the school. Not even some conspiracy, Russia quite quickly acknowledged using Shmels.

I remember that school siege vividly, it was incredibly tragic and it was the first time I realized what a ruthless leader Putin was. The Nord-Ost situation initially looked like an unintentionally botched rescue, Beslan made it clear that the main goal was to kill all the terrorists, even if that meant tank shooting into a building full of children.

The better memory from that is the heroic Major Perov. A special forces commander and one of the Russians who did his best to save lives. He led a squad tasked with getting kids out and died after jumping onto a grenade one of the terrorists threw at the kids. A great hero that his brutal dictatorship of a country didn't deserve.

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u/Sea_Working_80 Aug 01 '26

Such a horrible dam situation that one

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u/Musiclover4200 Aug 02 '26

Even crazier it was a more potent fentanyl analog iirc, and they refused to tell first responders/medics what they used so instead of giving everyone narcan to save them hundreds died.

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u/jimjlob Aug 01 '26

It sounds like the security guard that died saved some lives by not letting the bomber in.

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u/Longjumping-Boot1886 Aug 01 '26

yes and no: everyone was outside. 

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u/A_Poor_Miser Aug 01 '26

Ah. That's... unfortunate. 

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u/Unlikely_Worker_8953 Aug 01 '26 edited Aug 01 '26

Not really, it was a party/event for a russian officer, In a time of war that makes them just collateral damage. I'd feel a modicum of concern for them if they weren't invading a neighbouring country.

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u/redditzphkngarbage Aug 02 '26

Gotta be careful where you stand when partying with war criminals I guess.

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u/RemarkableWish2508 Aug 02 '26

There's a recommended 100-mile minimum exclusion radius.

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u/-co_op- Aug 02 '26

I bet you find her perfectly good passport in the ruble.

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u/gatorlan Aug 02 '26

You mean rubble don't you?

Oh, I see what you're doing, just had to add my 2 kopeks!

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u/-co_op- Aug 02 '26

Only time my typos ever worked out. 😬

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u/kickynew Aug 02 '26

This is a fancy restaurant right near the downtown core. Obviously some kind of message, one way or another.

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u/ItsTheEndOfDays Aug 02 '26

Exactly. Your average Russian worker isn’t the client base.

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u/Several-Plankton8070 Aug 01 '26

Precursor to mass mobilization of new meat. Get em all worked up, half assed trained and move them to the front for drone sponge duty

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u/itoddicus Aug 02 '26

From reports Russia is very short on new meat.

The only real recruitment method they have left to recruit Russian men is to draft youths from major cities that are the center of Putin's power.

Putin doesn't want to do this as it weakens his powerbase/image.

If the wealthy start losing their sons it could be over for Putin, and he knows it.

Which means I really hope you are right.

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u/Spudster52 Aug 02 '26

They will just import more North Koreans.

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u/Randomfinn Aug 02 '26 edited Aug 02 '26

Russia is offering jobs to African men, then, when they arrive, sending them to the front line against their will. 

https://www.aljazeera.com/amp/news/2026/2/25/ukraine-claims-russia-enlisting-over-1700-african-mercenaries

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u/I_Love_Knotting Aug 02 '26

Desperate effort that barely helps.

Russia is losing tens of thousands of men every month and any advance is basically impossible at this point. Logistics are crumbling, numbers are dwindling and drone warfare is getting more and more intense

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u/discgolfallday Aug 02 '26

Jesus fucking Christ, that's awful

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u/chihsuanmen Aug 02 '26

Read about the New York City Draft Riots.

History doesn’t repeat itself, but it sure does rhyme.

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u/Solid_Lab3422 Aug 02 '26

I’ve always preferred “history doesn’t repeat itself, but people always do”

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u/michuneo Aug 02 '26

Even better, some African countries are already making “deals” with Russia not to do it - as ridiculous as it sounds

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u/FLTA Aug 02 '26

And use them for policing Russia.

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u/Spudster52 Aug 02 '26

They need someone to police Russia since they are running out of able bodied Russians. They found that the China won't fight for them so they just advertise to draw in the lambs to slaughter.

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u/Egorrosh Aug 02 '26

You severely underestimate how utterly terrified of Putin Russian elites are.

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u/Number13Studios Aug 02 '26

Terrified of what? Dying? Being drafted makes that threat real too.

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u/BUSY_EATING_ASS Aug 02 '26

In a draft only you might die. Pissing off the head of an authoritarian state means that you and other people (your family lol) will die. And that doesn't even matter, you just have to believe that.

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u/dashingsauce Aug 02 '26

Good take.

Don’t know how you had time to come up with it, though, since you’re clearly busy.

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u/BUSY_EATING_ASS Aug 02 '26

Sometimes I need air.

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u/dashingsauce Aug 02 '26

You’re not supposed to break the seal. But I defer to your expertise.

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u/Masonzero Aug 02 '26

Losing their precious status. Going to a prison camp. Torture. Poisoning. Defenestration.

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u/TexasWickerMan Aug 02 '26

They post fake job listings that migrants respond to. Then once they arrive for the job, they grab their passport and it’s off to the front.

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u/Hour_Maximum7966 Aug 02 '26

Why does everyone try to pain any event like it's so grand master plan or something. You don't know what's happening in your own city let alone Russia.

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u/VersusYYC Aug 02 '26

Russia has pissed off so many people that the list of suspect is endless, and even includes their own government, Putin, and his cronies.

What a terrible country.

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u/chemistryplayer Aug 01 '26

She could have know it was a bomb, just not have known it could be remotely detonated.

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u/BobTheContrarian Aug 01 '26

That could also (likely) be Russian propaganda, trying to frame the attackers as cowards.

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u/jmg733mpls Aug 02 '26

I love women in male dominated fields

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u/wallflower_opinions Aug 02 '26

The way this comment tickles my dark sense of humor is so satisfying

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u/Both-Wrangler-7766 Aug 02 '26

When Putin doesn’t like a restaurant…

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u/CannedNoodlez Aug 02 '26

Bet they find a business card from the woman saying “I’m a Ukrainian. Ukraine is behind this.”

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u/Geaux2020 Aug 01 '26

It's a shame that the one monster that was supposed to die didn't

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u/bard329 Aug 01 '26

Putin back to his old tricks?

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u/Vargau Aug 02 '26

In case of danger, break glass, plant false flags.

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u/darkgothmog Aug 02 '26

Guess Putin needed to raise the support to his special operation against Ukraine and staged this one

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u/Safe_Opportunity5117 Aug 02 '26

OMG…I…hope…little putin…is…okay??!! (MUCH sarcasm)

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u/LurkerYam67 Aug 01 '26

Probably a bad idea to force Ukrainians in occupied regions to become Russians, huh?

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u/greenybird713 Aug 02 '26

This is the longest 3 day special operation on record

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