r/worldnews • u/Madbrad200 • Jul 25 '26
Russia/Ukraine Kazakhstan's Tokayev tells Putin it is time to "freeze" Russia's war against Ukraine
https://www.pravda.com.ua/eng/news/2026/07/25/8045882/232
u/physicistdeluxe Jul 25 '26
its such a ridiculous war for ridiculous reasons. isolating them, draining their treasury, taking young mens lives
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u/Top_Cardiologist_415 Jul 25 '26
Pure Ego and no substance with complete ignorance to his and Russias overall wellbeing.
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u/phil_the_builder Jul 25 '26
Maybe they meant to "freeze" Putin.
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u/europorn Jul 25 '26
Yes - hit him over the head and leave him overnight in the snow outside his dacha.
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u/dust2009 Jul 25 '26
KAZAKHSTAN MENTIONED 🇰🇿🇰🇿🇰🇿
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u/thenotanurse Jul 25 '26
Great success
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u/zrayburton Jul 25 '26
HIGH FIVE!!!
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u/Dangerous_Boot_3870 Jul 25 '26
Wa Wa We Wa
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u/Queasy-Position66 Jul 25 '26
King of castle. King of the castle
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u/MermaidMertrid Jul 25 '26
Oo la la!
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u/jk_pens Jul 25 '26
MAI WAIF
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u/bootsechz Jul 25 '26 edited Jul 26 '26
Shee eez dead. Iz okay, I hav new waif nau
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u/Killer_Moons Jul 25 '26
He is my neighbor Vladimir Putin. He is pain in my assholes. I get a window from a glass, he must get a window from a glass. I get a step, he must get a step. I get a hair on top of my head, he cannot afford. Great success!
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u/Gramma_Hattie Jul 25 '26
Rudy Giuliani!
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u/TrontRaznik Jul 25 '26
Potassium exports are going to explode
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u/santa_blaster_9000 Jul 25 '26
Potassium tends to do that, yes.
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u/tittysprinkles112 Jul 25 '26
Then why don't we make bombs from bananas? Are they stupid?
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u/Kindly-Pumpkin7742 Jul 25 '26
Mmmm… banana cream bombs… that’d be a great dessert game lol.
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u/KoalaOfTheApocalypse Jul 25 '26
Imagine if this was the timeline where conflicts and wars were settled in cook-off competitions.
*/sigh
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u/ello_bassard Jul 25 '26
International version of Great British Bake Off? Fuck yes!!
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u/ZachWilsonsMother Jul 25 '26
Kazakhstan is the greatest country in the world
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u/CameronPoe_37__ Jul 25 '26
All other countries are run by little girls
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u/AetherDrew43 Jul 25 '26
Kazakhstan number one exporter of potassium,
All other countries have inferior potassium.
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u/pivovy Jul 25 '26
Kazakhstan prostitutes cleanest in the region, except, of course, Turkmenistan's.
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u/WiseFalcon2630 Jul 25 '26
Time to END, you mean. Not Putin, but the war. If he was to unfortunately fall out a window though afterwards, I would have a hard time shedding a tear, in all honesty.
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u/An0nym0usWanderer Jul 25 '26
Fuck Vladimir Putin
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u/ElderCreler Jul 25 '26
I kinda liked Hitlers ananas punishment in Little Nicky. Could also apply here. If in doubt, use a bigger one and a hydraulic press.
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u/SuccessionWarFan Jul 25 '26
He fears that, you know. Almost literally. He was pretty disturbed by how Gaddafi died. He probably foresees the same end for himself should he ever fall, which is why he's fighting so hard now.
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u/icareforplants Jul 25 '26
He's an absolutely evil psychopath that has causes millions of deaths, ecosystem degridstion and so much suffering.
But we in the West should probably be thanking him, at least geopolitically. Him trying to steal Ukraine has led to Sweden and Finland joining NATO. It's burned through all the legacy weapons Russia inherited from the USSR. He's largely burned through all their cash assets and is pushing the economy into a long term recession.
Him trying to steal his neighbors land also led to Europe largely decoupling from Russian gas, now America makes bank selling LNG to Europe.
He's grinding down his male fighting age population into the ground ensuring Russia will never be able to do much evil again.
I don't think he gives a flying fuck because he's been able to amas more power and control but in a way we in the West should be thanking that asshole.
Fuck you putler and putler fanboys. Y'all are sacrificing your future in order to give dear leader a little more power before he dies.
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u/evanwilliams44 Jul 25 '26
The world, and Europe in particular, owes a massive debt to Ukraine. Many countries would not/could not hold the line like they have.
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u/Haplo12345 Jul 25 '26
This is only 2nd order level thinking, tbh. Yes it's "good" that Sweden and Finland joined NATO. Yes it's "good" that Ukraine has been so successful in eliminating Russia's previously endless Soviet stockpile of military equipment.
But it absolutely would be better if Russia just never invaded Ukraine in the first place, even without Finland and Sweden joining NATO.
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u/SplitEar Jul 25 '26
Putin needs to get the full Mussolini. Plenty of glorious Russian gas stations with no gas where they could string him up and the line to see him would be longer than even the lines for potatoes in the Soviet times.
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u/Comfortable_Cash_140 Jul 25 '26
'Freeze' ?
Don't you mean go home and pay reparations to Ukraine and the Russian families he tore apart for his deadly ego project?
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u/berru2001 Jul 25 '26 edited Jul 25 '26
He means go home, pretend nothing hapenned, and ramp up the industry to prepare the next aggression.
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u/hellowiththepudding Jul 25 '26
No he means stop trying to advance, attempt to permanently annex land they still hold, silly.
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u/Nemezis88 Jul 25 '26
I don’t understand why Ukraine should ever cease its efforts to reclaim every inch of its territory. The contested regions will never be safe for Russians.
Why would anyone willingly move into a war zone?
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u/Phrecki Jul 25 '26
"willingly" might be the key word here, it's not like Putin or his elite care about what the people want
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u/berru2001 Jul 25 '26
Russia will never be safe. As long as Ukrain doesn't agree on a peace treaty, it is called a war. This means that russian infrastructures are still legit targets.
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u/LovesRetribution Jul 25 '26
The population is facing a massive crisis. They cant go on forever. Sooner or later they're gonna have to accept some concessions if no outside intervention comes to relief them. It shouldn't be that way, but that's just the reality we're in. Best we can hope for is for these drone attacks to ramp up to the point it does such a significant amount of damage they can sue for peace and get most of what they lost back. Putins stubborn enough that i think he'd let his nation fall before accepting peace without at least some land gained.
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u/ffdfawtreteraffds Jul 25 '26
Yes, I believe this is exactly what he means. But it's not enough for Putin to just stop now with only what has been stolen from 2022. He can't sell that as justification for the damage done to Russia.
Plus, he's a mad fucker who wants it all.
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u/Schnorrk Jul 25 '26
It's not holding, when the only things there are yet to be dead meat wave biomass.
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u/Comfortable_Cash_140 Jul 25 '26
We all know what he means. But that ship has sailed! I don't think Ukraine is going to stop the relatively low cost drone warfare until the liberate ALL there territory and ensure Russia wont just re-arm and try again.
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u/BestFriendWatermelon Jul 25 '26
Right??? I mean I'm sure Hitler would've liked to "Freeze" WW2 as well, but that's not how it works.
"Wars begin when you will, but they do not end when you please." - Machiavelli
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u/Polar_Vortx Jul 25 '26
It’s diplomacy. You don’t say exactly what you mean in public, and even less when you’re talking to someone you’re trying to keep a friendly relationship with.
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u/Another_Guy_In_Ohio Jul 25 '26
Given that they explicitly mentioned the Instanbul agreement, which was a nonstarter for Ukraine when they weren’t destroying Russias economy, I’d say, no they don’t mean with reparations, and it’s not a legitimate starting point for any agreement going forward anyway.
This reads more like Kazakhstan catering to some foreign power who isn’t really thinking about Ukraines best interest
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u/SufficientGolf6953 Jul 26 '26
Putin tried to pressure Lukashenko into opening a new front in Ukraine after he turned off the transponders like Zelensky asked. The transcripts of the meeting was not made public.
Immediately after, Lukashenko flew to Beijing for an unscheduled meeting with Xi. The transcript of that meeting was released and the subtext implication is that Xi is going to ensure that Lukashenko is protected and stays out of that mess.
Putin is watching in real time how Russia is becoming the beta in this alliance and that he is quickly losing his usefulness. China runs Asia now and Russia is accelerating their own demise.
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u/vanguy79 Jul 26 '26
Putin has become China’s Bitch and they are willingly walking into it
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u/KLaci Jul 25 '26
It doesn't matter because of Putin actually listining to him. It matters because it is another indication of Putin getting no respect even from his closest allies.
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u/woolywoo Jul 25 '26
Breaking News: Kazakhstan’s Tokayev suffers freak fall from balcony.
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u/EllieSpacePrincess Jul 25 '26
No freeze, just get out of Ukraine, there will be no peace until they gtfo
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u/5kyl3r Jul 25 '26
honestly this is the best time for russian elites to use the US/Iran circus as a reason why they should end the war, stating that with modern drone warfare, it's a net loss for all sides to continue
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u/krutoi2000 Jul 25 '26
Putin hold these elites by their balls. They're spineless and too scared to rebel.
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u/PlanetBarfly Jul 25 '26
I'd recommend he avoid windows and tea for a while.
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u/BrainBlowX Jul 25 '26
Nah, Tokayev basically pulled off a reverse-Belarus thanks to russia messing up with Ukraine shortly after the intervention in Kazhakstan.
Tokayev got to uproot and remove his political rivals and then did not end up as a near-helpless puppet to Putin.
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u/No_Battle734 Jul 25 '26
Here we are in Kazakhstan still not sure what happened, and here you are a Redditor sitting on the couch absolutely sure what happened
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u/Available_Cookie732 Jul 25 '26
Apart from the fact, Russia..Putin... will not agree to a ceasefire at the current contact line... That's would be like a loose his SMO for him. He speculates that the next elections will bring his comrades of right wing politicians in power.
I have mixed emotions.
Russia must not benefit from his deadly cruel invasion, raping..killing..torture..hostile..etc Ukraine citizens.
Freezing the contact line and give Ukraine a time to breath and recover from the dailiy Bombardements would be great.
As a German I don't have the right to suggest anything but to support whatever Ukraine decide.
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u/KevlarToiletPaper Jul 25 '26
Time to recover for Ukraine is unfortunately a time to regroup for Russia too.
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u/ineverknewmyfather Jul 25 '26
Ukraine will not stop fighting until russia retreats back to its pre-2014 borders and creates lasting security guarantees Simple as. That might seem like hubris, but nobody—not even the Ukrainian government—can tell the people not to fight.
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u/Komrade_Krusher Jul 25 '26
This is exactly the right sentiment: it is a decision of Ukraine and its people. And something tells me they might not be up for freezing the current lines, either. Not now, that momentum has changed so drastically in their favor. It's looking more and more like Russia will be the ones needing time to breath. The winter ist gonna be rough.
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u/Slimfictiv Jul 25 '26
In 2013 Putin mentioned 2 countries that never existed and became artificial states reiterating that the split of the USSR was the biggest mistake ever made. Ukraine and Kazakhstan. A year later Crimea got annexed and Ukraine became the target. Kazakhstan got the message and 1 year later, in 2015 they held the highly strategic celebration of the 550th anniversary of the Kazakh Khanate, a strong message to Putin. China's response? Well, President Xi Jinping made a highly symbolic, official state visit to Kazakhstan in May 2015. He emphasized China’s total respect for Kazakhstan's territorial sovereignty and state borders. What did Europe do? Well, while Russia was annexing Crimea, Chancellor Gerhard Schröder and many others held highly lucrative, top-tier positions within Russian state-owned energy giants like Gazprom and Rosneft. Y'all draw the conclusions yourself.
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u/Techies4lyf Jul 25 '26
And what has europe done now? After the invasion? Stop cherrypicking.
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u/KHWD_av8r Jul 25 '26
My condolences to his family for his tragic accidental fall from his window with two bullet holes, or his plane crashing because of maintenance problems resulting in the tail being blown off.
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u/IAMERROR1234 Jul 25 '26
Freeze sounds like the incorrect word of choice. They need to fuck off for good.
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u/ComedicMedicineman Jul 25 '26
Yeah, but this is coming from a nation that borders Russia, so they can’t say things like that without getting papa Putin angry, and it’s pretty clear nobody wants to deal with dumb stubborn Russia creating a multi-year with their cannon fodder- sorry I mean “conscripts”, and failing to understand when they’ve lost
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u/EuropaWeGo Jul 25 '26
It would be nice if Russia's other neighbors saw the writing on the wall and joined Ukraine in their fight against the vodka loving failures.
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u/bestofwhatsleft Jul 25 '26
"This is my neighbour Vladimir Putin. He is pain in my assholes"
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u/strangerzero Jul 25 '26
Gee I wonder why they don’t want to be part of Russia;
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holodomor
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u/F1ackM0nk3y Jul 25 '26
They shoulda come to that conclusion before Ukraine learned how to fight back. Now Ukraine might enjoy pushing Putin’s shit in. I mean, a country has needs
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u/physicistdeluxe Jul 25 '26 edited Jul 25 '26
i saw a meme showing putin looking upset and constipated, staring into the camera. it said "when u realize taking over ukraine is not as easy as taking over the republican party." I laughed.
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u/AlexRescueDotCom Jul 25 '26
Freeze? oh, no, no, no.
We are beyond the point of freezing.
Now it's "Give Ukraine back its entire occupied territory, and pay reparations or flying sancations will continue"
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u/KennyDROmega Jul 25 '26
Holy shit
Combined with the far right's turn towards favoring Ukraine lately, this really might be what undoes Putin.
He's not going anywhere soon, but his enemies will know he can be got.
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u/Savings-Kick-578 Jul 25 '26
Russia needs food and other resources from Ukraine. However, it has destroyed that relationship. If there was ever a time in modern history where it is now possible to escape the grip of russia, the former satellite nations need to band together as allies and force a treaty between themselves and russia. They also should push for an end to the illegal war. There will never be a better opportunity.
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u/djemoneysigns Jul 25 '26
Kinda crazy given Russia sent in troops to Kazakhstan for Tokayev to quell a coup in 2022. Ironically he wouldn’t be here without Russia.
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u/Beenthere-doneit55 Jul 25 '26
The USA lost about 56k troops during the entire Vietnam war and it almost pulled the country apart. Russia lost 30k troops just this April. It’s a terrible price to pay and for what?!?! Terrible.
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u/Ok-Lengthiness-3988 Jul 25 '26
Putin can't officially surrender to Ukraine. He should announce a special withdrawal operation.
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u/KoalaOfTheApocalypse Jul 25 '26
Kazakhstan, greatest country in the world!
All other countries are run by little girls.
Kazakhstan, number one exporter of potassium!
All other countries have inferior potassium...
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u/0achkatz1 Jul 25 '26
Cool. Now kindly stop serving as a major conduit of sanctions-evading imports.
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u/KiKiKimbro Jul 25 '26
Putin will never stop. He’s been trying to reconstruct the Soviet Union for as long as he’s been there. He absolutely will not stop. If he pauses (he won’t) Poland is next, regardless.
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u/Kcidobor Jul 25 '26
This reminds me of a joke. In Russia a husband and wife are sitting in their car waiting in line for gas. After hours the husband says, “I’ve had enough of this, I’m going to kill Putin!” He leaves and she stays in the vehicle waiting in line. After a couple hours he gets back in the car silently. She asks what happened. He says, “The line to kill him was even longer.”
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u/frogspjs Jul 25 '26
I am a little worried that Kassym-Jomart Tokayev is going to fall out of a window pretty soon.
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u/daguro Jul 25 '26
Putin was trying to put the Russian Empire back together.
Turns out, the former parts of the Russian Empire need Putin less than he needs them.
It's as if Putin doesn't realize that they know that if Ukraine falls, they are next.