r/whoathatsinteresting • u/eternviking • 14h ago
An engineer created a crossing that doesn't need traffic lights.
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u/Master_Froyo_414 14h ago
Wait till this guy finds out about round abouts
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u/PreferenceDowntown37 12h ago
This is literally a roundabout but worse
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u/Stardustger 11h ago
Also much more dangerous with all the merging and car weaving through each other.
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u/LectricVersion 11h ago
Not even the simulated traffic could make it look safe. Look at those near misses!
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u/cuntmong 10h ago
ok but i think you are all missing the point. sure it has all these drawbacks, but on the plus side it's also definitely much more expensive to build than a roundabout.
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u/TeaKingMac 10h ago
Also it's impossible for pedestrians to cross!
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u/successfullynumb 10h ago
And wastes so much more space.
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u/A_Furious_Mind 10h ago
Everything you could possibly want from car-centric design.
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u/Any-Question-3759 7h ago
The guy who came up with it inherited 8000 tons of hot asphalt and he’s frantically trying to get rid of it.
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u/Disastrous-River5475 11h ago
People already get confused when the only thing they have to do is drive in a circle, I cant imagine how confused people would be with this.
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u/Happy-Telephone9483 11h ago
We're making great time here in the left lane! Doot de doot de doo... FORCED U-TURN
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u/funklab 11h ago
There's a weird off ramp in my city where two roads merge and basically everyone from the right lane is trying to get to the left lane and almost everyone from the left lane is trying to get to the right lane in a short distance like in this animation... it's a fucking nightmare.
This is like that, but only you have to do it twice in order to go straight.
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u/Accurate-Instance-29 11h ago
Can attest. Some genius decided to make the on ramp the off ramp within like 100 feet of each other on a busy highway I frequent. Everyone drives like assholes and there is no end to the traffic and accidents caused by this.
This is like that. On steroids.
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u/skuxlifechoseme 12h ago
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u/The_Thrifter 10h ago
Oh hey, I drive that almost every day for work.
Weird to see something referenced on Reddit so close to where I live.
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u/theineffablebob 11h ago
Kinda random to put 2 bars in the middle of nowhere
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u/MaybeThisTime67 11h ago
There's a pub every 10 minutes in the UK. You could be on top of a mountain, in a forest, or on some tiny island off the coast.. there'll be a pub near by
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u/MyAssPancake 11h ago
That doesn’t seem to random. Owler Bar is not a drinking bar, Bar refers to something like a nature reserve. And there’s a car park there so likely lots of people visiting to hike in the area, I’m sure they get hungry.
Edit: they both appear to be restaurants, but I’m sure they serve alcohol too.
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u/eggplantpot 14h ago
Prompt engineer right?
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u/ExcitingKick4880 13h ago
Hello ChatGPT. Can you make a roundabound worse.
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u/Gripping_Touch 12h ago
Reinventing the round about.
Reinventing the wheel.
Reinventing trains.
It could be its own genre
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u/OpticCacophony 12h ago
Yeah I'd hate for this guy to do any actual engineering on my projects.
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u/PreviouslyWise 7h ago
Actual civil engineer here. If I presented this to my local Department of Transportation they would call the state to revoke my license.
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u/muttiepoochpooch 14h ago
This is an absolutely terrible concept. Only way I could see something like this working is way out in the country where the traffic is super light.
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u/Total-Region2859 13h ago
So.. pretty much where it's not needed...
This is a solution is search of a problem.
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u/TreesForTheForest 13h ago
I mean the problem is definitely real, this just isn't a solution. It's just another problem.
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u/LangstonHublot 14h ago
Disaster. This is just a ridiculous round about that would slow traffic
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u/eggplantpot 14h ago
Nevermind the fact that you have to cross all lanes on BOTH highways just to continue going on the same direction if you're coming from the right or the left.
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u/OrganizationTrue5911 13h ago edited 13h ago
I think its Philly that has some super highway that does this. I was there as a kid, it was something like....
EDIT: It is in fact 3 lanes each, not 4. Roosevelt Blvd in Philly.
4 lanes going west
median
4 lanes going west
Median that allows U Turn
4 lanes going east
median
4 lanes going eastAKA, you had to drive WAY passed the point you wanted to get to, in order to make sure you made the turn fast enough. Thing was a nightmare for a tourist.
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u/Mtnbkr92 13h ago
I can’t really picture this despite living near Philly for most of my life, but I can verify the roads there are some of the worst I’ve been on. Both in design and upkeep.
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u/envsciencerep 13h ago
My province tried to propose one of those u-turn situations (called an R-cut) after a major collision on a highway intersection that doesn’t have lights.
Problem is, a shit ton of farmers use that crossing and would therefore need to do the crossing all lanes and then u-turning a tractor with a damn trailer attached.
It was pointed out that farmers would just go a couple miles up or down the highway to cross on a gravel road there, and they decided to rework the plan.
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u/USeaMoose 9h ago
There are a lot of flaws with this, but that one has to be the worst. To keep going straight you have to exit your road, merge onto a new one where you have to immediately cross all lanes to exit your road, merge onto a new one, then cross all lanes to merge onto a new road.
It's sort of interesting from a "Imagine if roundabouts and traffic lights were forbidden" perspective, but really very impractical. It's kind of more fun to think of it as the answer to: "how can you give cars the most opportunity to crash into each other at an interaction, regardless of which direction they are going?"
Just take out the direct path through the middle that some cars have the option to use now, make it more symmetrical and equally shitty for everyone, and it would be perfect.
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u/Realistic-King4414 13h ago
Say no more! This could be the first post for inauguration of the brand new sub
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u/RussellAlden 14h ago
Because a roundabout is too complicated?
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u/Crispy1961 13h ago edited 13h ago
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u/dezmoterion 13h ago
Yes unfortunately. A lot of people don't understand that slowing/breaking at the wrong times is actually extremely dangerous. I'm constantly screaming at people to stop treating the roundabout as a 4-way stop.
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u/singlemale4cats 9h ago
Drives me fucking nuts when people stop at an empty roundabout. That's not what yield means! If you're clear, drive straight in!!
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u/Available_Leading_49 14h ago
I would imagine that two lanes merging into each other from opposite directions would be really dangerous.
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u/DeliciousAct5748 13h ago
Ok now show where the bus lane goes, and the bicycle lane, and the tram lines, and the sidewalks and the traffic islands.
This was already a shit design for cars let alone anything else in the world
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u/Foreign_Piccolo_9998 14h ago
Oh great I love when I’m merging on to a road and immediately have to merge all the way to the opposite lane. Just kidding, I actually fucking hate that.
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u/Significant-Iron-241 11h ago
But then getting to make three immediate u-turns makes it all worth it.
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u/tangoking 13h ago
New Jersey Route 22 does something like this and it’s a fuckin’ death trap.
Most defensive driving in my life and every time I ride this road I have at least three near-accidents.
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u/Vortexergy 11h ago
I saw this on the NJ sub and came here to see how fast I'd find the Rt. 22 reference. Can confirm it is in fact a death trap and hope to never see this design anywhere ever again.
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u/UndertailRune 13h ago
U get a U-turn! U get a U-turn! U get a U-turn! EVERYONE GETS A U TURN!!!
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u/Competitive_Crow_802 9h ago
What is the point of those u turns prior to the intersection? Makes no sense
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u/mr_nobody_44 7h ago
It's for people with good eyesight who see this shit show they're coming into and say "Nope!"
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u/Middle-Armadillo-660 14h ago
So, what you’d get if you asked a brain damaged toddler to draw your description of a roundabout.
Next, do gull-wing doors on a helicopter.
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u/Hopeful_Ad_7719 13h ago
Isn't that basically just a less efficient Michigan Left?
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u/hit_that_snare 2h ago
Americans slowly discovering the existence of roundabouts. Just a few more iterations.
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u/tired_need_beer 14h ago
Good luck making a right, then getting over to the left lane when there’s heavy traffic (Speaks in Michigan left)
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u/NiceYesterday8495 14h ago
Would maybe work in a low volume traffic area, but the minute this would hit rush hour... shitshow
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u/peacenskeet 13h ago
This only works with driverless cars. No fucking way some dude in a pickup isn't going to speed up from 15 to 60mph to cut me off and then slow to 30mph to merge into the wrong lane because the street signs were too complex for their simpleton brain. Then they'll have to make a U-turn about 3 miles down the road and road rage the entire time. No way that doesn't cause this intersection to be ass to ass traffic at least for 5 hours a day.
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u/PhilipMagazine 13h ago
It would really suck to be coming from the east or west in this model trying to cross. Can you imagine? Make a right, then merge, then a u, then merge again, turn right again, now you’re finally across the intersection.
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u/bigtome2120 11h ago
Hahaha crossing over lanes to the right like that would kill so many people. Anyone notice nowadays with the advent of google/apple maps that people completely fucking disregard others and just do whatever their phones say to do? Just put on that blinker and everyone needs to kneel to you.
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u/VintageKofta 1h ago
Must be an American engineer. This is a shittier version of a roundabout. And where the reds and whites cross will be a huge bottleneck.
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u/OkEducation9522 1h ago
Nobody lets me merge where I live so merging 4000 times per commute is a no from me, dawg.
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u/Historical-Isopod609 1h ago
The engineer has far too much faith on humanities ability to fucking merge
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u/CrisEXE__ 13h ago
Wow, this is wildly inaccurate… he needs to increase traffic density by at least 250%. Half of them need to be high on something, the other half need to be angry at all the bad drivers and therefore drive bad themselves. Also where’s the construction blocking lanes??
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u/Unlikely-Rabbit948 13h ago
This would work if cars were networked and we standardized infrastructure. I wish a city would make self driving mandatory and specifically design the infrastructure geared towards it.
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u/MrPommeDeTerre 13h ago
Cool. So every time I want to go straight through an intersection I have to drive a 1/2 mile out of my way?
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u/ValuableScary3917 13h ago
Someone has way too much faith in the general public. That was way too many merging zones. This would never work in the US.
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u/Usual-Language-745 12h ago
Cool so now you have 16x the amount of merging, which people don’t know how to do? Cool
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u/timeaisis 12h ago
Have you ever merged in traffic before? It doesn't work like this lol
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u/longwoodshortstick 12h ago
And all it requires is for drivers to obey laws and use common sense. It's foolproof!
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u/BoogerJam85 12h ago
Terrible design. This is essentially just a big roundabout that adds a bunch of merging lanes.
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u/BuckRusty 12h ago
And all it needs is for people to understand how to merge while not being a piece of shit to every other driver around them…
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u/WhoNeedsAPotch 11h ago
This is just a traffic circle, squished in four places so it looks roughly the same shape as a regular four way intersection.
Edit: with the addition of a U-turn lane before the intersection? So I guess that's something new?
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u/Initial_Height7162 11h ago
This is a real thing in Union NJ, Route 22, it is an absolute nightmare.
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u/Sacisbac 11h ago
Those merges with an exit on the right side thru 5 lanes in 10 feet will work out nicely.
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u/chefdisco 11h ago
This is interesting in a similar way as the Euthanasia Coaster is.
You just overcomplicated an intersection and sprinkled in 8 added potential points of failure and probably congested both of those roads at certain times in the day.
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u/CaptainDudley 11h ago
Then there's the 'Michigan Turn' consisting of all major roads divided by islands, and signalled U-turns cutting through them, near all intersections. Basically the same idea, replacing left turns against opposing traffic with U-turn right turn combinations within the flow of traffic. The engineer here is just using more concrete.
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u/nmacaroni 11h ago
people can't drive in a circular round about... the strip from getting on and getting to the U turn would be "The Strip of Carnage." No laws. No rules. Only the fast and furious survive!
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u/Aggressive_Hunt_423 11h ago
You mean a traffic circle laid flat.
Except it has lane change conflicts at almost any traffic movement direction.
Ugh.
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u/IndividualWeight9845 10h ago
That’s great but what about stupid drivers that can’t even drive straight smh
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u/WhoKnows78998 10h ago
Imagine wanting to turn left but you have to pass your intersection, pull a u turn, then cut across multiple lanes to turn right
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u/DIY-exerciseGuy 10h ago
This is dumb. I can't go straight from one of the roads unless I want to make a right turn and then a left turn and then another right turn? That's going to cause a lot more accidents.
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u/snuggly_beowulf 14h ago
Ok but what happens when there's a backup on the curves because people are waiting or slowing to merge?