r/technology Jul 30 '26

Artificial Intelligence Amazon accidentally spent $1.8 million using Claude for menial coding task, went 860% over budget — 'catastrophically expensive' coding blunders discovered in internal Amazon AI usage metrics

https://www.tomshardware.com/tech-industry/artificial-intelligence/amazon-accidentally-spent-usd1-8-million-using-claude-for-menial-coding-task-went-860-percent-over-budget-catastrophically-expensive-coding-blunders-discovered-in-internal-amazon-ai-usage-metrics
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u/lazyhustlermusic Jul 30 '26

They gamified it with a leaderboard and incentivized waste.

Now they're surprised pikachu when unrestrained usage generated an unrestrained price tag.

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u/Eze-Wong Jul 30 '26 edited Jul 30 '26

Which is utterly stupid when it takes 2 seconds to think about.

Guys, we are going to award the people who drink the most coffee in the office. This metric is not directly tied to outcome but we have established the more coffee you drink the more you get done.

Everyone proceeds to drink coffee then vomit it in the bathroom

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u/-OptimisticNihilism- Jul 30 '26

We must now commission a report to find out why employees spend 4 hours a day in the bathrooms.

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u/MARIOpronoucedMA-RJO Jul 30 '26

Then bury the report when it comes to light management decisions cause the problem.

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u/Sir_Meowsalot Jul 30 '26

Don't forget awarding the CEOs with a couple million dollars for a "job well done"

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u/GenuinelyBeingNice Jul 30 '26

Hey, information is information. How else could we possibly acquire such precious datapoints?

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u/Sir_Meowsalot Jul 30 '26

Now that's some MBA-degree level thinking!

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u/Agreeable-Pea4327 Jul 30 '26

institute for innovation big data

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u/NoMansSkyWasAlright Jul 30 '26

Or “keeping a good attitude in the face of adversity”, we’ll workshop the title at the end of the quarter.

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u/Sir_Meowsalot Jul 30 '26 edited Jul 30 '26

CEOs: It was very stressful having to fire all those people before the holidays, taking away their medical care, and denying them any bonus pay for their hard work. But damn it I got it done before it ruined my trip to the Bahamas for Christmas. I deserve compensation for holding the SEND button on Outlook with that AI-generated email saying it was a tough decision to let go of people

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u/ridsama Jul 30 '26

Don't forget to do layoffs, often a simple thing to miss.

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u/Sir_Meowsalot Jul 30 '26

Uggggggh need we remind everyone how EA rewarded some dipshit in a suit with a cool 30+ million dollars for sitting on his ass, while firing the development teams who actually built BF6?

https://www.gamedeveloper.com/business/ea-boss-awarded-38-6m-after-year-of-franchise-success-studio-layoffs-and-genai-adoption

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u/Electronic_Topic1958 Jul 30 '26

People who drink more coffee are productive, consequently coffee has the side effect of causing a bowel movement. Therefore the most productive workers are those who spend the most time in the bathroom. Because of this we should create a leaderboard monitoring how much time is spent in the bathroom, the more time in the bathroom the more productive the company. I have an MBA so this makes sense to me.

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u/nleksan Jul 30 '26

That's how we end up with mandatory cubicle toilets

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u/tlcdr Jul 30 '26

With workers intubated for iced coffee so that the toilets double as heatsinks.

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u/CrunchitizeMeCaptn Jul 30 '26

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime...

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u/fizzlefist Jul 30 '26

“That’s why I poop on company time!”

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u/DisposableSaviour Jul 30 '26

Now I make a penny, my boss makes a buck
That’s why I stole the cat converter off of this truck

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u/Matra Jul 30 '26

They don't make pennies anymore, but they'll round your pay to the nearest 5¢.

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u/Mistrblank Jul 30 '26

(insert Gene Wilder/Willy Wonka "YOU GET NOTHING!" meme)

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u/ItsYaBoyZayne Jul 30 '26

Is a old ass rhyme, for a different time,

Now boss makes 100 and I make a cent,

The Revolution starts when we all can't pay rent.

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u/_Rand_ Jul 30 '26

It’s literally a known problem that no one ever seems to learn from.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perverse_incentive

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u/natty-papi Jul 30 '26

I'd add Goodhart's law too: "When a measure becomes a target, it ceases to be a good measure".

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u/Mimical Jul 30 '26

Nothing like turning a really good measure into a management metric to punish the workforce.

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u/Konman72 Jul 30 '26

Every IT team has to go through the "close more tickets" cycle every few years before remembering that one ticket can take between 15 minutes and 15 days or even weeks for some positions. So if the metric is "most tickets closed" somebody will be the "genius" who starts cherry picking shorter/easier tickets before just opening their own tickets for every little thing they can possibly justify. Eventually management remembers how fucking stupid it is and reverses policy, but it always sneaks back in somehow.

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u/Mimical Jul 30 '26

Hi,

Our overtime and vacation approval eligibility factors in ticket performance.

I took connecting someone's internet on their laptop and installing 1 program into about 9 tickets alone today.

I'm in that hell and simple tasks have now become 1 hour documentation hellscapes.

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u/blueSGL Jul 30 '26

This is also why AI alignment is really really hard.

How do you specify "don't cheat" and yet incentivize completing problems in novel ways? How can you disincentivize bad behaviors when the more capable the system gets the more avenues open up to perform task completion?

So what happens they pick a proxy that is easy to generate a reward signal and instead of what was wanted, instead pops out a proxy signal maximizer instead.

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u/Monteze Jul 30 '26

It boggles my mind seeing folks who are apparently soooo much smarter than I in higher up positions fall for this. But I guess enough dorks with spreadsheets get together and jack each other off and they refuse to learn.

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u/mutantraniE Jul 30 '26

Anyone who thinks bosses are particularly smart is either willfully blind or such a moron that from their perspective it’s true.

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u/Monteze Jul 30 '26

Yea the best bosses are the ones who know what they don't know and have the ability to set folks up for success. Those who think they can just say shit and it must work or else are generally idiots.

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u/mindspork Jul 30 '26

But I guess enough dorks with spreadsheets get together and jack each other off and they refuse to learn.

You can just say "Get your MBA in 18 months."

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u/Monteze Jul 30 '26

I have more respect for a gender studies masters student than an MBA. I think I'd have more respect for a Safeserv certification than an MBA. Possible a kid with a yellow belt in TKD has more respect from me than an MBA.

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u/Superb_Writer6612 Jul 30 '26

Please, drinking coffee then throwing it up is way too inefficient. Just put the coffee maker right over the sink.

This was a joke, but as I was making it I realize that's basically what's happening...

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u/kyrsjo Jul 30 '26

cat /dev/urandom > llmclient > /dev/null

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u/HystericalSail Jul 30 '26

Almost! cat /dev/urandom | llmclient > /dev/null

What you have would create a zero byte file called llmclient in your current directory (assuming permissions allowed), and waste some CPU generating garbage and disposing of it. But we all got the intent.

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u/2074red2074 Jul 30 '26

Boof it instead of drinking it, problem solved.

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u/ElGuano Jul 30 '26

You didn’t even need to think about it. It was every developer’s initial reaction: “isn’t this just using a metric as a very poor proxy for what you really care about?” And every manager shrugging and saying “This is exactly what Exec said they wanted. And HR is tracking the metric.”

And the devs just roll their eyes and say “say no more.”

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u/chaos_nebula Jul 30 '26

Our bosses were very eccentric

Said, "Here's how we're changing our metrics."

"No problem." We said.

Just wasting company cred,

And made AI reply only in limericks.

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u/Head_Haunter Jul 30 '26

Worse than that, it's more like they incentivized people to "use" as much coffee as possible, not even drink. Obviously devs just start pouring the spout directly down the drain and kept it on 24/7.

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u/Adventurous_Grape279 Jul 30 '26

Except they didn’t even monitor whether you drank the coffee so the winner just hooked a siphon up to the pot and siphoned it directly down the drain

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u/Moto909 Jul 30 '26

Except they wouldn’t measure who actually drank it so you could just dump it out. Kind of like using the AI for some kind of looping task.

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u/GenericFatGuy Jul 30 '26

And the coffee costs $1.8m.

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u/GenericFatGuy Jul 30 '26

A lot of people who make a lot of money in high ranking positions genuinely thought that this was just a magic code box.

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u/not_a_moogle Jul 30 '26

Hang on, if this box is the whole internet, where's all the wires?

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u/hauntlobsterapollo Jul 30 '26

That’s because it’s wireless

Oooooooohhhh

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u/not_a_moogle Jul 30 '26

The internet elders have heard of me?

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u/EightyMercury Jul 30 '26

it's a series of tubes

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u/pigjingles Jul 30 '26

It's not a big truck!

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u/Important-Agent2584 Jul 30 '26

the thing is that it's magic for management. the type of shit they use it for it works great (various types of summaries of documents, emails, reports, etc. to do lists, etc.), and it doesn't even matter it's slop because a lot of what they do is slop anyway.

the problem is that they think it's that great for everything else.

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u/AnAncientBog Jul 30 '26

Thats the funny part. Its not actually very good at those tasks, but as you say, the performance measurements for leadership basically allows any level of trash to pass through as acceptable anyway so it doesn't matter.

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u/N8CCRG Jul 30 '26

The funniest use of it that I've heard is employees who use it to turn a checklist into a full email, then send it to their boss, who then uses it to turn it back into a checklist before reading it. And businesses are paying for this "service"

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u/FSCK_Fascists Jul 30 '26

this is one of the best summaries of AI use yet. Its all about appearing to work harder.

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u/nihility101 Jul 31 '26

It’s magic to them because it is downright excellent at spewing out generic business jargon.

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u/Secret_Estate6290 Jul 30 '26

You know and this is part of the problem. Leadership seems so disconnected from reality it's baffling to think companies are spending so much money on those positions. Let alone the amount of stock they get.

Most of these positions are play pretend either way.

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u/NullQuantity325573 Jul 30 '26

Yep. 2-3 years ago, my company started pushing us to use AI in all of our workflows. They also set up a leaderboard. AI use was included in KPIs in annual development plans.

Now we are getting emails telling us that we should switch to less expensive models as much as possible.

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u/Admiral_Cornwallace Jul 30 '26

Companies like OpenAI and Anthropic have been hemorrhaging money for years trying to get everyone else addicted to AI at a discounted price

Their plan? To surprise everywhere at some later point and jack up the prices significantly once AI usage becomes ingrained everywhere

They have been WILDLY dishonest about how their products can help increase profitability for other companies, because they haven't been up-front about the true costs of AI usage

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u/klopanda Jul 30 '26

Remember when Ubers were $2 a ride? I remember. That's because those trips were being subsidized by venture capital money while Uber/Lyft flooded the market with low cost trips and put taxi companies out of business. Then the prices come up.

Seeing the cycle again in AI.

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u/HystericalSail Jul 30 '26

You'd think CEOs, whose entire reason for existence is working towards enshittifying their company's products would be the first to understand the tactic when it's being used on them.

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u/spanishfry Jul 30 '26

A tale as old as time. Walmart, Netflix, Uber.

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u/davidforslunds Jul 30 '26

Idiots at the top thought AI would be practically free. Now reality is finally coming to smack them in the face with the bill and the remaining workers are likely to be the scapegoats. 

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u/GenericFatGuy Jul 30 '26

Workers losing their jobs because CEOs though AI would replace them. Now workers are losing their jobs because CEOs spent too much on AI.

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u/Bignholy Jul 30 '26

And then the CEO is going to be trapped with higher bills when the skills have decayed and they have no choice but the AI they pay for to get anything done.

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u/AnAcceptableUserName Jul 30 '26

The double whammy is once nobody is writing or reading the code you rapidly get to a place where nobody deeply understands your codebase anymore

Then even if all your people were still sharp, Anthropic has you over a barrel anyway. Institutional knowledge itself has decayed, making Claude feel even more necessary.

It's gonna be a slaughter.

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u/TheTexasHammer Jul 30 '26

It's ok, they already got their $10M bonus and a new job offer. That's the next guy's problem

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u/EeveeTheCuteZekrom Jul 31 '26

Hey, at least the AI chip companies are making bank off the tech CEOs' incompetence. We should see if they're hiring

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u/Aternal Jul 30 '26

the tech giant’s latest quarterly revenue sits at more than $181 billion, meaning these excess AI expenses don’t even account for 0.1% of what it makes in a month

What is 0.1% of what you make in a month? Is it $1.8 million? Reality is certainly coming for someone somewhere.

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u/mxzf Jul 30 '26

Also, revenue != profit. That number is counting all of the money they spent buying product to sell and all that.

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u/NerdyBro07 Jul 30 '26

Everything I've read, even from people who like using AI, seem to have a similar conclusion, that it is a tool to assist the person, but not some magic know it all thing.

The general rule still applies that garbage input = garbage output. You need an educated/experienced person in the specific field to instruct the AI in a coherent, organized way, and that same level of educated/experienced person to verify the output is of good quality.

I think too many people drank the kool-aid and thought anyone can do any task now by just "enter it into AI!" and surely it will produce the correct results!

But I have seen people who seem to really like AI as a tool to get tasks done quicker.

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u/JambonExtra Jul 30 '26

The big problem is that good input can also provide garbage output (that often looks like good output). Instances of this are becoming less common as models improve, but that makes them increasingly insidious.

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u/PM_Me_Your_Deviance Jul 30 '26

>For example, I would love to use AI (with improved HIPAA compliant privacy) to write my notes, but it's my responsibility to read over it and make sure it's all accurate.

That sounds like a totally reasonable way to use AI as a tool, but it seems way too often people are just copy/pasting without even a cursory review. From lawyer submitting briefs with fakes case law, to a lawmaker just reading the AI prompt outlound ... it's kind of crazy.

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u/cherry_chocolate_ Jul 30 '26

The liability should fall on the people deciding that the task needs to be completed with AI. If the doctor decides to use ai notes, it’s their liability. But if the entire hospital system installs AI notes systems for all doctors, then compresses appointment times so there is no possible way to take human notes any more or adequately review output, the hospital system must bear the liability.

I mean, we have a direct example here: the people making these systems likely didn’t want to make an ai abomination, it was management who decided to make it this way.

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u/deadsoulinside Jul 30 '26

It's crazy. I'm studying medicine and AI makes key mistakes in even the most basic board concepts. And this was using higher tier AI.

Watched co-pilot create plans for things that fall apart because co-pilot was absolutely wrong in a key feature we needed to leverage to make the whole thing work.

One of which was something inside PowerApps... you know a MS product itself. It referenced something that was no longer being deployed in modern PowerApps (and had been removed since 2018). Since that could not be implemented, we had to scrap the whole project since it all hinged off that one thing working.

Even worse though was more basic things that were 3-4 rows of very simple code co-pilot was getting wrong before we found the other hurdle. I did not know PowerApps at all and got tossed into this mix with the push to use AI to help on it. In the end the code that worked on the one part, was manually typed into there by me, since I had to create it from some examples from Stack Overflow, but again the whole thing ended up being hours wasted as the next hurdle had no work around.

I don't want to know how many tokens/money was literally wasted, because not only was co-pilot dead wrong about things, it went to the point of attempting to gaslight you by telling you that you don't have global things enabled that you have enabled.

I think that's one thing that's less talked about here too. Not just the cost of AI, but how much AI is costing companies and consumers when that entire response is wrong, since AI company still gets paid with right or wrong responses.

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u/gitsgrl Jul 30 '26

This was like when my college tried to get residential students to recycle so they had a competition on which dorm recycled the most in a given period and the winner got a prize. It just created a perverse incentive to be wasteful.

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u/Daztur Jul 30 '26

Goodhart's Law reigns supreme.

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u/DutchBlob Jul 30 '26

They are inflating prices everywhere and taking a 50%(!) cut off every sale on their platform. Awful company.

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u/InterestingWeb5727 Jul 30 '26

that’s not what the headline is about though. it’s about a team deploying an anthropic model for a specific use case, not for coding.

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u/flat5 Jul 30 '26

"only detected some five months after the issue started happening"

Good thing they have their extremely rigorous interview process, so no completely irresponsible, checked-out idiots are working there.

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u/Prophet_Tehenhauin Jul 30 '26

Most competitive employees in the world take 5 months to notice 2mil vanish.

Them FAANG hires sure are something 

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u/RulesoftheDada Jul 30 '26

When I was at Amazon there was engineer who was fired for spending nearly a million in AWS to mine like 10k in ethereun.

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u/CompetitiveSport1 Jul 30 '26

To be fair, that's using company resources for personal profit, which is basically theft. Wasting tokens through a mix of shitty processes and intentional tokenmaxing aren't as easily claimed as fireable offenses 

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u/Arrow156 Jul 30 '26

Considering wage theft is by far the most common type of theft in this country, I'm certainly not gonna shed a tear.

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u/Glittering-Quote-635 Jul 30 '26

I'm actually surprised he got caught.

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u/RulesoftheDada Jul 30 '26

It was over several months. Then it led to org wide review of ec2 instances. Any new allocations had to go via director.

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u/Glittering-Quote-635 Jul 30 '26

Yeh, I’ve pretty much worked at only large tech corporations all my life, and I just know how easy it is sometimes to hide things. Guess he wasnt good at it… :)

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u/pr0crast1nater Jul 30 '26

I mean he used a fuck ton of ec2 lol. I understand having a few nodes here and there. But dude must have provisioned 100s of costly gpu ec2 instances.

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u/greg19735 Jul 30 '26

yeah it's one of those things where it's just simply impossible to hide and be worthwhile.

There's no reason to mine $3 worth of crypto and lose your job for it. Might as well see what you can get away with. which of course makes it even more likely to get caught.

Really, it's just a terrible plan

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u/pr0crast1nater Jul 30 '26

I will admit that the closest to this I really did, was use my company servers to quickly do chia mining, which is a coin mined via storage. But the way it works is unique in the sense there are two steps, plot creation using nvme drives and then storing them in a hdd and mine.

The plot creation was something which could be done offline and so I was confident nobody will detect any anomaly if I used 5 servers to do it, although it was heavy on CPU. And the mining part after that was super lightweight in cpu usage anyway. I got lucky and mined a few coins in one week, then sold them for 2000$. The price of that coin then crashed and I deleted all of that lol.

In hindsight though doing all this for 2000$ was incredibly stupid. But I did it more for the thrill I guess and I was genuinely fascinated by the weird way in which that coin was mined.

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u/IPlayChessBTW Jul 30 '26

Fired? Bro should have been arrested lmao. He stole one million dollars

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u/Bayo77 Jul 30 '26

Most programmers probably knew. Its just upper management doesnt want to hear it.

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u/segfaul_t Jul 30 '26 edited Jul 30 '26

I work here and I can affirm that most of the “brilliant engineers” are in fact mediocre H1B applicants who got lucky.

EDIT: The "luck" refers to the H1B lottery system, and getting through the resume screen where both the recruiter and hiring manager are, oops, also on H1Bs from the same country as you. Amazon's technical interviews aren't difficult (at leas anymore), and there is rampant cheating with AI anyway.

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u/MightyKrakyn Jul 30 '26

That’s because of the churn. When you’re such a large company and have to according to policy turn over your employees every 2 years, you run out of quality talent pretty quickly

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u/segfaul_t Jul 30 '26

Lot of good ones left when they announced 5 day RTO

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u/PurelyLurking20 Jul 30 '26

Nearly all* they got offers immediately for remote positions at smaller companies and I imagine most of them are still chilling in those positions.

Amazon churn now affects all positions with Amazon not just warehouse, it shouldn't be considered on par with Google and Apple, not even close

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u/tooclosetocall82 Jul 30 '26

We tried to hire one but then Amazon said he could stay remote I guess so he declined our offer. I wonder how that worked out for him.

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u/LunaticSongXIV Jul 30 '26

I was a subcontractor and got canned immediately when the rto announcement came through, and I told them that I wasn't driving three hours to the office. The mandate hadn't even come into effect yet. I wasn't being a team player, i guess.

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u/missmeowwww Jul 30 '26

This is wild to me! I work in the public sector and have to review contracts frequently to ensure that deliverables are being met, billing and purchase requests are submitted timely, and that each service provider isn’t going over their allocated budget. We review the numbers and data on a damn near weekly basis. I can’t fathom something not being caught for months!

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u/vitalvisionary Jul 30 '26

No no no government is more wasteful because of beurocracy /s

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u/EmperorOfAllCats Jul 30 '26

That's pocket change for Amazon I guess.

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u/MultiGeometry Jul 30 '26

Anyone who says private industry is more efficient than government has never worked in private industry. There’s so much waste and the safeguards aren’t as strong because these companies make profits and get lazy.

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u/revolvingpresoak9640 Jul 30 '26

Amazon is so inefficient. They will spend six months writing and reviewing a doc about what they will do, then give engineering some duct tape and popsicle sticks and call it a launch.

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u/Minialpacadoodle Jul 30 '26

$1.8m is a rounding error for Amazon.

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u/FrenchFryCattaneo Jul 30 '26

Just because the company has a lot of revenue doesn't mean you can waste $1.8 million on a single project.

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u/akingsmind Jul 30 '26

This was my first thought, too

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u/Procrasturbating Jul 30 '26

Oh I promise this was malicious compliance tokenmaxxing.

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u/ElGuano Jul 30 '26

Accidentally, or did they do what my company did, which is force everyone to use AI for everything, put up a leaderboard showing where you were in the rankings, post up how many submissions and commits were AI-authored/assisted, and say that the people who didn't adopt AI and had the least usage would be let go?

And then made a Home Alone face, gasping, "why is everyone using AI for everything?"

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u/Brave-Perspective714 Jul 30 '26

Same thing happened when "lines of code written" became the metric output was measured by.

My husband had one he was asked to modify, where he removed over 19,000 lines of code that didn't actually do anything.

Dude who had written it had been a "high-performer" and "distinguished-engineer" who had left years before, but when they started digging into more of his work they found the same thing over and over again. He had basically written one large chunk that did things and then undid them so they didn't affect the output, and copied and pasted it into everything he developed to look like he was a rock-star according to their metrics.

The bulk of my husband's mid-level DevOps career was deleting lines of code and reducing api calls.

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u/MeatEaterDruid Jul 30 '26

Honestly can't be mad at the original dude. That's some 'change the margins so the paper looks longer'-type shit.

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u/Brave-Perspective714 Jul 30 '26

Yep, and it worked.

That's what they said they wanted, so that's what he gave them. Just a great example of someone creating the metrics not understanding what was actually meaningful about the work.

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u/SordidDreams Jul 30 '26 edited Jul 30 '26

Ah, good old Goodhart's law. Any metric that becomes a target ceases to be a useful metric. Half a century old and still a complete enigma to management types everywhere.

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u/Quaiker Jul 30 '26

Goodhart's Law and Chesterton's Fence should be posted up in every workplace.

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u/anx1etyhangover Jul 30 '26

Noice!! Thank you for that rabbit hole! =]

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u/LtOrangeJuice Jul 30 '26

TIL. Thank you.

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u/NRMusicProject Jul 30 '26

When your boss uses ridiculous metrics to judge your work, you minmax the shit out of it. Same thing as purposely doing an hourly contracted job slower so you can make more money.

Nowhere near as witty, but when I was a minimum wage worker at Hungry Howie's as a kid, they were short on boxes and sent me across town to the next nearest one (30 minutes each way) to pick up some more. When I asked how much I'll be paid, they said "you're already being paid to work! Just do it!"

I spent an hour hanging out at the beach with some of my surfer friends on the way back.

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u/toolatealreadyfapped Jul 31 '26

I was a lifeguard when I was a teenager, and my boss hated to see us sitting there "doing nothing." So she kept adding dumb tasks, until I realized it's not the work she wants done as much as she just wanted to see us be busy.

I kept a bucket of leaves by the lifeguard stand. When I'd see her suburban pull up, I'd jump down, dump the leaves into the pool, and she'd walk in and see me dutifully scooping leaves out of the pool. She'd nod approval, go about her business, and leave. I'd gather all the leaves into the bucket, then climb back onto my chair.

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u/hippocratical Jul 31 '26

Mine was you could walk to a get a 2 hour coffee break if you carried some thick files and binders under your arm as you walked through a few departments and out a back door. People saw you walking with purpose but never saw you leave the building. I got praise from my boss for being such a hard worker.

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u/PorkVacuums Jul 31 '26

The key is looking annoyed. No one in corporate wants to get roped into some bullshit that's someone else's problem. So if you walk around with a file or a binder and just generally look annoyed, people just keep out of your way.

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u/rkoy1234 Jul 30 '26

idk seems to me like he understood but just was maliciously complying.

getting an llm to intentionally write meaningless code that looks plausible but doesn't break anything while encapsulating the original goal seems tad more complex than just getting it to do the task.

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u/Brave-Perspective714 Jul 30 '26

Lol... LLM's were still science fiction in the days I'm talking about.

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u/cfb-food-beer-hike Jul 30 '26

A little off-topic, but this reminds me of a study done on SAT essays. They found they could hold an essay up from across the room and accurately guess its score based on the length. As a species, we've never been good at evaluating anything lol

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u/systemic_booty Jul 30 '26

Yup, and the problem isn't the student changing the margins or making the periods size 14 font, the problem is the essay requirements being by page length rather than word count OR better yet, the substantive content of the essay itself. 

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u/RVelts Jul 30 '26

In high school we changed the margins and increased line spacing and the font size of punctuation to make papers longer.

In college we changed the margins and decreased line spacing to fit as much as possible in the maximum 2 page limit.

It seems like high school promoted being verbose, and college wanted you to intelligently summarize in as short of a paper as possible.

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u/CatharsisVoid Jul 30 '26

So glad to be on a team with a director who praises code deletions (cause it's usually tech debt related).

However, we all know that the biggest topic of discussion in manager and senior leadership meetings during performance review season revolve almost entirely around commit count.

You know what started happening? People stopped squashing and cleaning up commits before merging...

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u/Brave-Perspective714 Jul 30 '26

Yep. My husband is running into it again now with PR reviews. As soon as management gave an indication that they were evaluating some aspect of performance by how many PR reviews someone was completing, they started having more and bigger problems.

Guys were just going in, saying, "yep looks like code" and approving it so they could get on to the next one and pump that metric up. They had to make it so now only *trusted* seniors can approve PRs, but they aren't shifting workload around to free up the time for those guys to be able to do all of the approvals.

Husband is looking for a new job, but everybody knows what the job market for IT is like right now.

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u/snakerjake Jul 30 '26

So glad to be on a team with a director who praises code deletions (cause it's usually tech debt related).

We expect our juniors to write more code and our seniors to delete more company wide

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u/kos-or-kosm Jul 30 '26

Which, at least from my perspective, makes a lot of sense. Get the juniors a lot of experience while they get the functionality working, and then have the experienced seniors refactor it afterwards, making it more efficient.

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u/zaphodbeeblemox Jul 30 '26

If the quality of my work, nay my character is to be judged by how many words that I pen to paper, then by the divines and the beast himself you will be forced to reckon with the fact that I shall not only superfluously adorn my vocabulary with naught but the most extravagant of phrases but I shall ramble on until all reason has left my prose.

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u/Independent_Bear989 Jul 30 '26

Any company that has “lines of code written” as a metric deserves to go bankrupt, or the people who make that metric should be fired and blacklisted from any job where they work with designing software.

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u/TheGreatKonaKing Jul 30 '26

Yah was gonna say, maybe some clever employee’s leaderboard-gaming script just worked a little too well!

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u/cornmonger_ Jul 30 '26

what an idiotic policy

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u/nox66 Jul 30 '26

The AI craze has shown me that many executives will gladly run their business into the ground for no financial benefit at all as long as they don't have to admit they were wrong and responsible for it.

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u/b0w3n Jul 30 '26

They couldn't conceive of a situation that they aren't the smartest people in the room, and LLMs are definitely able to outsmart many of them... so they figured that LLMs could universally replace workers.

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u/looeeyeah Jul 30 '26

"I asked Claude if it was a good idea, Claude said I was very smart for asking such clever questions, and once again I am correct!"

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u/CrunchyKorm Jul 30 '26

I'm not going to act like people can't be blinded by financial incentives, but it's funny that c-suite members, of all people, are the primary group that cannot seem to understand the difference between AI being valuable because how how much funding it seems to be getting, and how much money it actually ... makes as a product.

A lot will never admit they were wrong, but a lot more can't understand that AI's main value now is just investor signaling.

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u/PaulClarkLoadletter Jul 30 '26

AI will fire just a shit load of code out of the slop cannon. You want a module that will call an cron job? Here’s 60,000 lines of code.

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u/Turlututu1 Jul 30 '26

I've seen people at work use AI to vibe code intranet pages or similar and I'm wondering how much bloat there is in the html....

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u/I_Am_Jacks_Karma Jul 30 '26

just run the command to tell it to reduce bloat duh

(jokes aside this does sometimes work)

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u/PaulblankPF Jul 30 '26

Last year I was trying to learn to code for making a video game as a solo developer. I was making simple stuff still like platforming to learn how things work. I asked chat gpt at the time to try to help me write part of it. It was all kinds of fucked up. Every time I pointed out a mistake it would just go “Oh, you’re right! Let’s fix that by changing “__” to “__” and that should fix everything.” Except it had like fucking 10 errors in only a few lines of code. It was worse than me trying to figure it out myself with little experience (I took graphic design and a coding class in high school in 2004).

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u/AnAncientBog Jul 30 '26

It can be a useful tool if you already know a ton about coding and can get very specific about what you ask it to do and bound it with appropriate parameters and are able to check it quickly.

Which is not at all how its being deployed.

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u/Chrono_Convoy Jul 30 '26

Give me $1.8 million and I won’t code a thing!

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u/Awesomebox5000 Jul 30 '26

Shoot, I'll code nothing for a cool $900k.

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u/IvarTheBoned Jul 30 '26

I'll split the difference and do it for a cool $1.35 million, because you don't want to go woth the most expensive or the cheapest options.

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u/Manatee-97 Jul 30 '26

Stop stop. If one person offers to do it for 900k it will create a minefield of low salaries

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u/gaspara112 Jul 30 '26

In engineering we say “good, cheap, fast. Pick 2”.

AI is when you pick fast twice.

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u/Afferbeck_ Jul 30 '26

Employers hate hearing that phrase! Somehow they always think they can pick all three and get mad when they don't pan out.

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u/SparklingLimeade Jul 31 '26

That just makes me think about how many people genuinely don't understand the concept of a priority system. If you mark everything maximum priority then you're just making things worse for everyone working on those items and especially for yourself.

But they'll never have the opportunity to understand because they are the source of the stink and so they never experience life without it.

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u/Charlie2and4 Jul 30 '26

Back in my day if you just walked around screaming the words, "Agile" "Reduce churn", and "EBITA" You got a 3 hour lunch break every day.

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u/Emmoeeee Jul 30 '26

And just perpetually say you’ll circle back

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u/Charlie2and4 Jul 30 '26

That's why I like you. You and me are on the same piece of paper, we think outside the box.
Let's you take lunch, then I will take lunch, then we will take lunch.

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u/Henrarzz Jul 30 '26

Leave it to tech bros to replace perfectly working solution with shiny new but less efficient one

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u/unity-thru-absurdity Jul 30 '26 edited Aug 01 '26

"...the golden gleam of the gilded surface hides [the] cheapness of the metal underneath..." - a quote often misattributed to Mark Twain describing his 1873 novel, The Gilded Age: A Tale of Today, after which the historical era was named.

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u/The_Rowan Jul 30 '26

That is an amazing quote for today’s America. Thank you for sharing that. Mark Twain is an American treasure.

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u/farhil Jul 30 '26

also sometimes the principal engineers piss me off because they get handed a greenfield project done with like a team of other principals + senior engineers then create a fcking white paper at work thats like “omg we went so fast with only a FEW people (ie principal engineers making north of 500k a year) for this (brand fucking new) project with AI!”

Struggling with this at work too. Like yeah, you put your best guys on a team to work on a project with no technical debt, no juniors to handhold, and no production environments to support... Of course they got shit done.

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u/StrongExternal8955 Jul 31 '26

Oh don't worry, they'll hand that project to you to maintain further.

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u/Snorblatz Jul 30 '26

Almost two million wasted but still tracking how long it takes warehouse staff to poop 💩 ok Amazon. 

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u/Dajoechi Jul 30 '26

My friend she was a consultant and tracked this for another company right before covid. She just got her masters and her first job was to sit by her desk tracking bathroom breaks. She had her desk stationed right outside the mens bathroom. Got paid 120k starting for that. Living the dream i guess..

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u/SeeingEyeDug Jul 30 '26

So much compute is wasted on wrong answers. The amount of times I have to reprompt AI to correct errors and the amount of wasted compute cycles for all that fluff on even the simplest shit I’m asking it. It’s insanely inefficient.

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u/InteractionSoft14 Jul 30 '26

Yeah but that was only for 1 project. If issued of that scale pop up all over the place it can get out of hand pretty quickly. Amazon is a big company but it still doesn't make sense to piss away dozens of millions 

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u/smartello Jul 30 '26 edited Jul 30 '26

That’s annualized savings I made with twenty five lines Java code change to fix concurrency issues. Was not considered being significant enough to be used in an L5 to L6 promo doc. It just seats in footnotes.

Also, Amazon self hosts models via bedrock so the number in the article comes straight from the ass

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u/bucolucas Jul 30 '26

Oh yeah, I remember getting laid off right after a big project got turned in. Your accomplishments mean nothing to these people.

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u/CompetitiveSport1 Jul 30 '26

I mean, the article we're commenting on explicitly says that? 

the tech giant’s latest quarterly revenue sits at more than $181 billion, meaning these excess AI expenses don’t even account for 0.1% of what it makes in a month.

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u/elmatador12 Jul 30 '26

“Wait AI costs money??” - These companies it sounds like

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u/Fly_Rodder Jul 30 '26

How much? We don't know until we get the bill.

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u/RobbieNelson Jul 30 '26

This has worked brilliantly for the medical industry.

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u/geldonyetich Jul 30 '26

Ironic that this is happening to the patent holder of the one click buy. Or perhaps karmic?

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u/Knyfe-Wrench Jul 30 '26

It's even more ironic that it's the company behind AWS, famous for massive charges over small errors.

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u/Epyr Jul 30 '26

That actually seems like a extremely small AI budget for a company the size of Amazon.

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u/Joe091 Jul 30 '26

…that’s not the entire AI budget for all of Amazon. It’s for some project, team, whatever. 

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u/HuckledYourBerries Jul 30 '26

If only someone could have seen this coming 😐

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u/therealchadius Jul 30 '26

It's not like writers switched to writing bloated articles over 100 years ago when they were paid by the words or anything!

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u/Soulfly37 Jul 30 '26

A buddy of mine works for aws and he is on AI at least 6 hours a day. Most of the time he says it doesn't really help... and might even make the work take longer. But, he is forced to use it.

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u/SoCal_GlacierR1T Jul 30 '26 edited Jul 31 '26

And yet companies continue to lay off humans in order to justify more AI spending.

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u/brainrotbro Jul 30 '26

I routinely use AI for menial coding tasks. Why would I offload the interesting stuff to AI?

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u/korpiz Jul 30 '26

$1.8m isn’t even an accounting error for Amazon.

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u/Kastar_Troy Jul 30 '26

So they were willing to spend $200k on minor code generation which may not work in the end?

How is this all cheaper than just using thinking humans?

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u/LieNaive4921 Jul 30 '26

Why is this even possible? Can't you cap Claude spending per... whatever you want?

Junk tech tbh 

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u/PuzzleMeDo Jul 30 '26

They probably didn't think they needed to, and they didn't want their developers to get stopped in their tracks in the middle of some urgent task.

When you're a two trillion dollar company, a couple of million dollars isn't that much to waste.

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u/Pr0ducer Jul 30 '26

when you cap spending, and user burns entire month supply in first week, do they sit and do nothing for 3 weeks?

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u/OhioPolitiTHIC Jul 30 '26

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u/Slackluster Jul 30 '26

How much would they have spent paying human workers to do those menial coding task?

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u/Numerous-Process2981 Jul 30 '26

I think it’s been very revealing just how unbelievably stupid all these companies and everyone in charge of them is

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u/Logintheroad Jul 30 '26

Then fired 2k employees blaming it on AI. /s.

But also not really, I like in a tech town and people are losing their jobs to "ai" every day. Except the CTO and CEO, they are still getting theirs.

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u/karma3000 Jul 30 '26

It's going to be a bloodbath when tokens are finally priced in order for chatGPT / claude to make a profit. Ie they will cost 5x to 10x what they cost now.

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u/laughy Jul 30 '26 edited Jul 30 '26

This is clickbait garbage. They cherry picked a few events that went over budget to make it seem like companies are so, so regretting the use of AI (hint: they are NOT). The article plays the normal tactics of linking to their own articles to argue a point the linked article isn’t making. Example: “as spiraling AI costs made them think twice…” - no where in that linked article does Amazon say or imply they are “thinking twice” about AI.

Come on folks, we’re better than this. It’s ok to be against AI, but stop trying to kid yourselves that there’s some sort of reckoning for tech companies coming. There isn’t.

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u/TheComplimentarian Jul 30 '26

Ironic, because I've seen people do this over and over with AWS. I worked with a company that had a really slick automated build process for cloud infrastructure, but they were running over budget, so I got a gig to come in and figure out what was going wrong.

They had a really slick build process, but they didn't delete shit, so every time they'd done a new deployment and pushed out a new application stack, they'd left an orphaned one just sitting around burning cash while doing nothing.

I was pretty well-paid for fixing it, but the amount they paid me was a tiny fraction of what they'd wasted by not vetting their own workflows, and this is pre-AI. The did this to themselves by not asking the most basic questions.

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u/Snorblatz Jul 30 '26

This is why everything sucks now. Apps, websites, whatever people used to code by hand.

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u/Wander715 Jul 30 '26

I'm convinced that the future of software development is not pure vibe coding, it's too expensive and falls apart at the seems for large complex systems. I think a healthy mix of manual human produced code and AI generated code is probably the middle ground that most people settle on eventually as a good tradeoff in terms of speed and quality.

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u/RebelliousInNature Jul 30 '26

Love that for you, Jeff.

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u/jakgal04 Jul 30 '26

Amazon makes over $1.67 billion in revenue per day, I think they'll survive.

This would be like us common sheep paying $5.00 for a soda on tap instead of buying a bottle from the fridge for $1.50.

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u/RedlandRenegade Jul 30 '26

I work in finance and right now, it’s all going to shit.

AI is an empty ballsack of lies but they’ve invested so much in it. They don’t want it to fail…yet it will.

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u/kyxaa Jul 30 '26

I'm not sure how to say this delicately....but here we go....HAHAHAAHAHA

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u/Unhappy-Estimate6402 Jul 30 '26

$1.8M is a rounding error to Amazon.

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u/Radical_Coyote Jul 30 '26

Is that number correct? $1.8 million doesn’t sound like very much for a company the size of Amazon

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u/fourtyTHEdeuce Jul 30 '26

Oh look the really expensive tool no one was really trained on but we've all been told to utilize to the max capacity so we can cut personnel is blowing up in our face. Neat