r/shittyideas • u/tacocarteleventeen • 15h ago
A website called “onlyfan” where the models are so ugly they have to pay you to look at them, their “only fan”
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r/shittyideas • u/ilikeeatingbrains • 9h ago
Live action spinoff of the Simpsons where Ned Flanders moves to a quiet coastal town, and it's dramatic and spooky
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r/shittyideas • u/thejanitor3467 • 2d ago
COVER YOUR FARTS
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COVER YOUR FARTS
r/shittyideas • u/ilikeeatingbrains • 3d ago
joys-cancelling headphones
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they really bum you out
r/shittyideas • u/tacocarteleventeen • 3d ago
A book titled “I wanna be a ho!” Which details how to best whore your self for hourly wages
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r/shittyideas • u/tacocarteleventeen • 3d ago
Pass a law allowing the rich to enslave the poor if they successfully catch them in the wild
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Like downtown L.A.
r/shittyideas • u/ilikeeatingbrains • 3d ago
earplugs for my dad so he doesn't have to listen to mom crying
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r/shittyideas • u/paraworldblue • 4d ago
An action movie that's like Speed, but the bomb goes off if the protagonist finds out how tall Richard Gere is, so they're always just barely evading situations where they'd find out how tall Richard Gere is.
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I swear to god if anyone in this thread tries to tell me how tall Richard Gere is, I will blackmail one of the mods into permabanning you
r/shittyideas • u/tacocarteleventeen • 6d ago
Release the unpublished sequel to “The Art of War,” Shen Yun’s “The Art of the Bitch Slap!”
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r/shittyideas • u/tacocarteleventeen • 6d ago
Lights and a wind sock for the female landing strip
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r/shittyideas • u/tacocarteleventeen • 6d ago
A miniature weed walker to manscape the man bush
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r/shittyideas • u/paraworldblue • 7d ago
In addition to up and down votes, Reddit should have a middle vote, for when you are indifferent to the post but want to acknowledge that you saw it.
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Sleazy dog man drawing for emphasis
r/shittyideas • u/Pristine-Map9979 • 7d ago
A website that sends you an email every time you click on something, letting you know that you clicked it.
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You would have to create an account with an email address just to visit the website, of course.
r/shittyideas • u/howardewing • 9d ago
Instead of putting on eye black while playing sports, why not paint your whole face?
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r/shittyideas • u/SuspiciousPeanut251 • 13d ago
Proposing: 2027 United States quarter, featuring the “Strait of Hormuz”
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r/shittyideas • u/Capable_Librarian495 • 14d ago
Form a goth gang that wears Vantablack and tells other goths they are grey compared to them.
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Yes, I know Vantablack has been surpassed in blackness but it sounds better than MIT material or other stuff.
r/shittyideas • u/paraworldblue • 14d ago
Yolkswagen
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In German, Volkswagen means "people's car". What if you made a car for egg yolks instead of people. THOSE LIL FUCKERS CAN'T EVEN DRIVE WHY DO THEY NEED CARS?!
r/shittyideas • u/XTCextreme2249 • 14d ago
Has anyone ever played Russian roulette with a group of people’s pills? If so, how did it go?
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r/shittyideas • u/Busy_Repair382 • 14d ago
idea para atraco
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usar una ambulancia como auto para el atraco y así al activar las luces la gente se apartara y podrás escapar mas rápido, además al ser grande puedes llevar mas dinero
r/shittyideas • u/Clevertown • 16d ago
If you try to hand someone a drink and they say they'll take a rain check, throw the drink in the air and yell "It's raining!"
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r/shittyideas • u/Illustrious_Claim884 • 16d ago
Help promote stoicism by telling everyone you meet they will die!
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Stoicism has a motto momento mori, remember you will die, share this with everyone!