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u/No_Individual947 17h ago
Is this still available?
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u/johnmarksmanlovesyou 17h ago
Fuction over form, genuinely a great car to drive
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u/KafeiTomasu 14h ago
0 hairs on my head will ever consider this piss ugly creation even if it was the most comfortable one
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u/Fuji-___- 8h ago
I would consider this piss ugly creation over any of those new SUVs that been launching recently.
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u/ShrimpCrackers 1h ago
I would totally drive this car in East Asia if they could import it if only for the novelty.
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u/95yells 10h ago
Someone made a 1300hp one, truly a car shitpost
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u/Correndous_Hunt 9h ago
This, I can appreciate. Just as I appreciate the similarly modified 00's Micra around my neck of the woods.
I'll always salute those who wake up one day and think 'You know what? I'm going to purchase a car that goes against everything a petrolhead stands for - a car driven exclusively by people who clearly hate driving (or living) and have the personality of a flipflop - and I'm going to turn it into a fucking ripsnorter because fuck you is why'.
It takes a certain kind of lunatic to do this shit, and I'm glad they exist among us.
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u/95yells 7h ago
It just sounds so fun! I wish i had the money, talent and knowledge to pull stuff like this.
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u/Correndous_Hunt 4h ago
Oh, it'd be the dream!
I fondly recall the time I was getting a lift home with my friend (I'm an Alfa nut... my Alfa was in the garage 😂) who was boasting about how fast his Bravo HGT was (it wasn't) and, long story short, the most profound shitbox of a car pulled up to us at some lights. It was one of those Russian import things - literally COVERED in rust, the only remaining paint being a few patchy remnants which hadn't yet peeled away like the other 95%. Genuinely, it was truly the shittiest, absolute piece of shit.
Anyway, the lights turned to green and said shitbox fucked off so hard we both burst into belly laughter. It was PERFECT. I'm not talking 'hot hatch' quick, here - although that alone would have been impressive... no, it was legitimately BRUTAL acceleration.
I would so love to do something like that. The juxtaposition between appearance and performance was truly incredible - and I've never seen anything since then which nailed that design brief to anything remotely close. Legend.
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u/Ponczo123 16h ago
Cna someone explain to me why they decided to give multipla this look?
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u/Marco_QT I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh 15h ago
they wanted to make the big nose detachable but forgot and made it so it doesnt do
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u/Heath_co 12h ago
The car is entirely function over form. This look wasn't an aesthetic decision, but a biproduct of the functionality.
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u/AahAhhHahHaAhahHaHah 10h ago
Looks ugly as hell, but it's an incredibly practical design in terms of driving experience.
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u/Right_Hour 14h ago
It fucks though, I rode in these as Taxis in Europe and they’re awesome. I’d buy it for 1K quid.
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u/ThatItalianOverThere 2h ago
I usually do this to people selling stupid shit like rusted out go karts on subito.it
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u/weirdpornacc5 put your dick away waltuh 20m ago
there's a shift lever right where a cupholder should be, looks like you're in the seat of an arcade racing game more than an actual car, no wonder fiat was struggling in the 2000s
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