When Wood gave the axe.
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r/puns • u/LadyCeeLovesSwablu • 10h ago
I was eating lunch at a Chinese restaurant, and I felt watched…
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Must be the Peeking Duck.
r/puns • u/Horror-1-Effective • 38m ago
NaCl was sad for being aqueous, you know what I said to console him
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>it's just a phase!<
r/puns • u/Ste614vie • 17h ago
What do you get when you cross a hippo an elephant and a rhino??
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HELEPHINO!
'Hell if I lknow!'
r/puns • u/LadyCeeLovesSwablu • 9h ago
My can of Coke imported from the USA started randomly doing a happy dance.
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I guess it’s just because it’s a merry can.
r/puns • u/OhTheHueManatee • 17h ago
My optometrist says I’m not looking so good, my gastroenterologist says I need to get my shit together, but at least my oncologist says I’m showing real growth.
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r/puns • u/Ste614vie • 17h ago
What happens if you piss off a hot pepper?
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It gets JALAPENO face!!!
r/puns • u/LadyCeeLovesSwablu • 9h ago
A man was jailed for stealing compost from local garden centre 20 times and having no regrets.
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Jailed because he’s an unrepentant peat offender.
r/puns • u/pvtpigpyle • 1d ago
Best punny name for a baby shark?
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Okay I got the shark as a gift and I need some awesome or pony names