r/nothingeverhappens Mar 17 '25

Next mf to post this image is getting banned

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786 Upvotes

This gets posted multiple times a week. It wasn’t that funny the first time, and now it’s not even original.

If you’ve been here for a while, you’ve almost certainly seen these being posted.

If you’re new here and you want to post something, post actual OC. If you haven’t even been here long enough to have seen this posted last week, or the week before that, then you haven’t been here long enough to make meta posts.

That’s it, that’s the post, anyone posting spam is getting a 7 day minimum ban.


r/nothingeverhappens 1d ago

but there was ciswomen who had been accused of being trans in bathrooms before

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1.7k Upvotes

like bro what? and i saw the og poster is transphobic anyway. not only this is trans women’s experience, ciswomen deal with this too especially if they don’t fit what women should look like according to transphobes. and also nobody can tell who is trans anyway unless was told especially if they’re passing


r/nothingeverhappens 1d ago

Nice people don't exist

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r/nothingeverhappens 2d ago

“Nobody:” Absolutely nobody: My brain at 3 AM: remember that embarrassing thing from 2017?

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r/nothingeverhappens 6d ago

Redditor discovers people spend time doing things they’re interested in

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r/nothingeverhappens 16d ago

No one has ever made a reference to a famous movie before

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r/nothingeverhappens 15d ago

Only Deltarune fans will get this one

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r/nothingeverhappens 18d ago

Apparently conservative highschoolers don't behave like this. News to me!

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r/nothingeverhappens 19d ago

Fakeclaiming and hating endo systems in one

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r/nothingeverhappens 22d ago

Because no one could possibly ever read two books within 24hrs… 😒

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556 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens 22d ago

are you fucking kidding me?

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1.0k Upvotes

I teach college students who would do something as stupid as this. In no way is this unbelievable.


r/nothingeverhappens 24d ago

Because this is definitely a sequence of events that could never happen

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r/nothingeverhappens 23d ago

Only in dreams

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r/nothingeverhappens 26d ago

Nonverbal kid learns to talk? Impossible!

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4.7k Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens Aug 04 '26

Because people arent alive???

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On a post about make-a-wish ponies in My Little Pony. Does bro think everyone with make-a-wish absolutely will pass away? (Initial screenshot, and the commenter's proof screenshots. I am not commenter.)


r/nothingeverhappens Aug 04 '26

that hasn't been my experience with white people, quite the opposite actually. I am white

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So you've never experienced racism from a white person as a white person? Go figure 🤔


r/nothingeverhappens Aug 03 '26

Not being a predator and nicely rejecting a younger girl isn’t believable? Might be one of the most reasonable ones I GENUINELY can’t tell whats so ‘crazy’ about this. Genuinely so pissing off 😭

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r/nothingeverhappens Aug 03 '26

Always good to have proof

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r/nothingeverhappens Aug 03 '26

Love love love

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Few weeks ago,I read a book "just for summer".. lovestory ofc. They (mc) met through reddit. This app was just there in my mobile with no purpose idk why i hadn't uninstalled it yet but seeing this today i wanted to write that so i am here... byeee✌️🎀 Mujhey mard sey baat karni nahi aati😭✨️ Save meeee😭😭😭😭😭😭


r/nothingeverhappens Aug 01 '26

Racism doesn't happen anymore apparently

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808 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens Jul 31 '26

Posting? On social media? That never happens

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138 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens Jul 30 '26

No one has weird dreams

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772 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens Jul 29 '26

Ermmm that did NOT happen 🤓

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Chud claims nothing ever happens


r/nothingeverhappens Jul 28 '26

yeah, because things that have age criteria are famously never required to ask if you’re an adult

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r/nothingeverhappens Jul 28 '26

Never could have had a conversation with an insurance agent

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Lol, I get that times are tense, but having a conversation with your insurance agent is B.S?