r/mildlyinteresting • u/urosrgn • 6h ago

My patient’s urine was bright green today.

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u/drewer23 5h ago

13 years on reddit and this is the first time I've upvoted piss. I promise.

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u/urosrgn 5h ago

Thanks for the upvote! I have lots more piss related pictures…hopefully I can get a few more votes out of you!

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u/thesoulfield 4h ago

you can always squeeze out a few extra

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u/nelrond18 2h ago

Shake, wiggle, and dance.

But two drops, will always land in your pants.

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u/Ranch_Zippy_7860 1h ago

the first time someone ever said this to me was when i was on vacation with my childhood best friend and her parents. someone asked her dad if he needed to go to the bathroom, and he said “i bet i could shake something out” and i was so mortified because id never heard the expression and i thought he was just being extremely forward 🤣 also i didn’t understand how one would begin to shake pee out of themselves lol

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u/einzweidreihorn 2h ago

Those OF ads are really getting out of hand

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u/sugar-fall 2h ago

You said you have seen a rainbow collection of piss throughout 15 years of your career. Do you have all the pictures of them in rainbow order? 🌚

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u/pala_ 5h ago

Utter shit gets upvoted all the time so it's only fair.

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u/pinupcthulhu 4h ago

I read this as "ureter shit" at first lol

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u/teatime217 2h ago

Were you here that one time Dog shit literally made it to the front page? Some guy's dog ate a box of crayons and it was a rainbow colored log, pure art. It was hilarious at the time, and we didn't really know it then, but that was pretty much peak Reddit, and it's been downhill since.

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u/DroidLord 2h ago

I wish I could say the same.

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u/Right_Rest5004 3h ago

Great milestone.

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u/Lord_Ezelpax 2h ago

13 years without ever being banned? God tier lurker

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u/nealesmythe 2h ago

drewer23 explaining their upvoting procedure

https://giphy.com/gifs/VSw7Sm1CgDmLw4pzdq

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u/Frosty_Pirate 2h ago

Ah, 3rd time here

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u/Natte_Boterham 2h ago

If you’re into piss, join the composting subreddit

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u/mokus603 1h ago

But not the last time.

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u/vgacolor 1h ago

13 years on reddit and this is the first time I've upvoted piss. I promise.

This is exactly what a piss connoisseur that lives in /r/watersports and upvotes every single post would say.

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u/Chance-the-Gardener 23m ago

I wish I could say the same. But today is not the first day.

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u/cabbage16 6m ago

Not even the old screenshot of "Mom found the piss drawer" and the crying kid dressed as a Batman?