r/mildlyinteresting • u/urosrgn • 6h ago

My patient’s urine was bright green today.

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u/rivertpostie 6h ago

Post rainbow pics!

Also do you have black and white?

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u/urosrgn 6h ago

Seen black (old blood)- many times.

White is common from pus or infection, sediment.

Red is blood or beats.

Orange common with pyridium (used for urinary pain).

Purple seen in an infection called purple bag syndrome, see it about once a year.

Blue described above.

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u/rivertpostie 5h ago edited 5h ago

Not to tell you how to live your life, but you should absolutely become an artist and paint with all the forbidden colors only you know.

Watercolors, ya know? Peaceful little piss beach scenes, and all that.

People would be at least mildly interested in your process

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u/Crimkam 5h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/26tn3vAEOGTThm4E0

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u/AardvarkExcellent428 4h ago

can you sing with all the voices of a fart? 

can you paint with all the colors of a piss? 

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u/nayhem_jr 1h ago

How wide does the spectrum go?
When you write it down, that’s some science, bro

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u/Tyke_McD 4h ago

More like all the color is the whizz

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u/aHumanRaisedByHumans 1h ago

Spell pig backwards and say funny colors.

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u/Crimkam 1h ago

I CUP

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u/textilepat 17m ago

If it all goes right I’ll be in your arms tonight