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u/54580 16h ago
the literal pomme de terre
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u/Kahnza 12h ago
There is a river near me named that 🤣
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u/Mountain_Dragonfly8 12h ago
Love me a potato river
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u/Kahnza 11h ago
Thought that every time I went through Morris Minnesota
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u/Daratirek 9h ago
Same. Golf Course always looked decent though. Haven't been that way in quite a while.
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u/Pug_Defender 9h ago
well not literally because it’s still a potato, but we can still enjoy a little word play
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u/hefty_load_o_shite 17h ago
Pootato
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u/LowWater5686 16h ago
What in the bone marrow
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u/Strayl1ght 10h ago
You can’t convince me that’s not what that actually is
This picture is melting my mind in general. That squash or whatever it is on the right looks like an out of focus human leg like in instagram pictures people take while laying down on the beach.
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u/WeirdURL 16h ago
Yikes, imagine cooking that in an oven for an hour only to bust it open steaming hot.
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u/Garbmutt 8h ago
This literally happened to me a month ago. Was so pissed since it was the side for the best steak I’ve ever made. FUCK YOU WALMART!!!
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u/No_Building_8784 16h ago
The dirt grew inside the potato while the potato grew inside the dirt. Dirtception. Or potatoception?
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u/kain459 16h ago
Eli5?
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u/MrsAnthropy 16h ago
This grainy, powdery texture inside usually means it has severe hollow heart or is suffering from dry rot, a kind of fungal decay.
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u/Ohiolongboard 13h ago
Blight?
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u/tonicella_lineata 12h ago
Nah, blight is a different kind of infection. This looks pretty similar to dry rot, but I've only ever known dry rot to infect wood, so I'm not sure if it's actually the same thing here?
Edit: I looked up hollow heart, the other thing they mentioned, and it certainly looks like it could be this. Weird as hell, for sure, no matter what it is!
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u/MrsAnthropy 12h ago
Agree with the other response. Blight doesn't really affect the inside of the potato like that.
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u/ProdigyLightshow 16h ago
I’m wondering if this is what potato blight looks like?
This picture made me realize I know of the disease, but I’ve never seen what it actually does to potatoes
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u/Koffeepotx 16h ago
I dont think so, it looks more like brown or black spots. The potatoes become slimy and mushy too
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u/sighthoundman 15h ago
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Phytophtora_infestans-effects.jpg
Found by searching for "potato blight", although there were pictures for tomatoes as well.
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u/GiveMeMoreMayo 17h ago
this would have gone in mildlyinfuriating for me
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u/eezyE4free 17h ago
Especially if I was using a nice knife.
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u/Lenanarib 16h ago
Luckily I don’t have nice things. And the texture was like powdered sugar so that helped too.
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u/ipdar 16h ago
That doesn't not help.
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u/_fait-accompli_ 11h ago
this pic makes me wonder, does it smell? bad potatoes can be really rancid.
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u/FailureToComply0 17h ago
Re-upload this with a grainy, out-of-focus shot to complete the joke
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u/sf_sf_sf 15h ago
I found the quality of potatoes stores have gotten much worse over the last couple years, everything is squishy and rubbery these days. I’ve read that there are some shenanigans going on with holding back potatoes by suppliers for a long time in order to raise prices, but I’m not sure if that is true or not.
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u/Squirrel_beak 14h ago
I thought it was a somehow overcooked beef wellington and was like wow crust is still golden... yea then I saw the sub.
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u/Sunny_Dead 14h ago
Ahhh, the potato grew AROUND the dirt instead of inside it... smart... smart... could be useful somehow....
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u/HedgehogTop5524 10h ago
I think you might need to throw out that cutting board. The pile of potato crumbles is making me uncomfortable
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u/roughczech 13h ago
What a genocidal maniac you are, you have whacked the whole civilization on that tater...
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u/Green-Dragon-14 13h ago
That's frost. Where the potato gets frozen & then thaws out quickly
Source gardener
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u/eugene20 2h ago
Was this after microwaving? It looks like watery wound rot maybe, but then something dried it out completely?
https://potatoes.ahdb.org.uk/knowledge-library/potato-disease-identification
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u/Baba_Wethu 1h ago
Why is my immediate reaction that this is a bone cut in half with desiccated bonemarrow?
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u/ZealousidealDonut126 16h ago
This is the 3rd post with the exact same bad potato. Concerning
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u/Lenanarib 16h ago
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u/have_a_nice_bay 16h ago
Okay but wait in the last 7 years did we find out why this happened? I’ve literally never seen this before and the comments, while funny, have not clarified 😂
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u/AjayRedonkulus 16h ago edited 12h ago
As an Irishman this evokes a generational urge to flee across the sea.