r/mildlyinteresting 17h ago

My grainy potato.

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u/AjayRedonkulus 16h ago edited 12h ago

As an Irishman this evokes a generational urge to flee across the sea.

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u/hehexd- 16h ago

I heard that leads to heavy taxes

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u/dbmajor7 15h ago

WUT?!

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u/postitpad 15h ago

On a long enough timeline, almost everything leads to heavy taxes

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u/dbmajor7 15h ago

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u/GhostPepperDaddy 12h ago

Off topic but I'd fish those chips

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u/theandroid01 7h ago

We should open a fish and chips joint and make that the logo And invest in a bunch of unused newspaper (supposedly that's how you know it's the good stuff)

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u/Wulf_Saxon 11h ago

A herd that leads to heavy taxes!

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u/Advanced-Humor9786 16h ago

Stick around and take it out on the brits who refused to help.

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u/IAppear_Missing 16h ago edited 15h ago

Not only refused to help, but actively exported all the food produced in the country to feed themselves and keep prices low for the rest of the UK.

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u/Lycaeides13 15h ago

Wait, what?! 😯

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u/IAppear_Missing 15h ago

Yup. The people they planted exported all the quality food from cattle etc back across the Irish sea after they took over the country. All the Irish were forced West, where the land was only suitable for potato crop. The rest of the country was producing enough food to feed everyone, it just never got to Irish mouths

You can read about it here: https://www.ighm.org/learn.html

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u/AjayRedonkulus 15h ago

This highlights a really important distinction for many well meaning folk who say things like "the blight didn't cause the famine", because it did. But the reason that famine took hold so deeply was as you have so eloquently laid out, brutal British exploitation.

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u/GardenRafters 15h ago

It wouldn't have been a famine in the first place without the British...

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u/Scathach_ulster 15h ago

The British were the blight. There was also a second blight /shrug.

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u/ajc89 15h ago

It's kind of like saying someone died of pneumonia after a long battle with cancer. There can be more than one reason for things.

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u/Alexis_J_M 13h ago

Ireland was a net exporter of food while millions of people starved to death.

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u/2PlasticLobsters 12h ago

BTW, it was also illegal for most people to catch fish. Most of the suitable waterways were on the properties of the wealthy landowners. Poaching could get a person hanged.

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u/Faokes 11h ago

I personally have stopped calling the events a famine or a potato blight, and started calling it a genocide. My ancestors were there, starving, eating grass to try and survive. The English pillaged Ireland for resources, took the land, used it all for cattle, then shipped all the meat and dairy over to England. They could have stopped the starvation at any time, and actively chose not to, because they viewed Irish people as a lesser type of being. The only reason it isn’t recognized formally as a genocide is that England did it, and there was no official government policy about intentionally destroying the Irish.

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u/Scorpius927 11h ago

Wait till you learn the Brits did similar shit for the Bengal famines too, which killed millions.

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u/Advanced-Humor9786 15h ago edited 11h ago

The Brits really squeezed the Irish. You were actively committing a genocide against Ireland and people stopped giving a shit.

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u/keoghberry 13h ago

Fuckin bricks

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u/Advanced-Humor9786 15h ago

I'm aware but there are people who are not. It's a good case for sticking around and fighting it out rather than leaving when the going gets tough.

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u/EldestPort 12h ago

Mate. A million people died. Fuckin 'stick around and fight it out' 😒

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u/AjayRedonkulus 15h ago

My family did that last time. I think I'd prefer to be a fat guy from Boston honestly haha.

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u/Polymathy1 15h ago

The Irish potato famine wasn't due to blight. It was caused by the British shipping food away from starving people. They did the same to India.

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u/AjayRedonkulus 15h ago

An Gorta Mór was absolutely caused by the blight. The reason that the populace was dependent on a single crop, and relief efforts were minimal was British imperial neglect and actively malicious.

Doesn't change the fact the blight was the inciting event. Without it, though not prospering, we do not lose so much of our population that we are still 1 million people below the population in 1841.

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u/ProfZussywussBrown 9h ago

Ireland having fewer people today than 185 years ago is one of the most insane facts I have ever heard. You can count the other countries that meet that criteria on zero hands

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u/yodasmiles 14h ago

It still makes sense to blame the British not the blight for the famine though. The tenant farming situation in Ireland that forced the Irish to grow potatoes on poor quality land for their own consumption while growing cereal crops for sale on better land because they had to pay their rent in cash caused widespread death and emigration. Systemic, enforced monoculture, export of locally-grown, available cereal crops caused the famine. The blight would have been little more than an inconvenience otherwise.

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u/AjayRedonkulus 12h ago

It's less a matter of blame, and more an attempt to dispel easy slogans which hide a much more complex picture.

But yes, TLDR the Brits are to blame. No argument there.

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u/JimmWasHere 7h ago

"The brits are to blame" could be the motto for so many countries

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u/Kurotaisa 4h ago

"We were happy, prosperous, and a growing power.

until we met the British."

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u/justlikesmoke 5h ago

Out of curiosity I plugged this question into Gemini and got that out of 193 countries only 22 have never had conflict with or been colonized by England. And two of them are Monaco and Vatican City. Most surprising was Sweden.

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u/izyshoroo 13h ago

It was both

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u/ilikedota5 15h ago

The potato famine was caused by blight, the general famine wasn't.

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u/marmit 16h ago

grainy definitely sounds like it’s talking about texture not just looks huh

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u/ArtismFag 11h ago

Make sure you go REAL NORTH

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u/_SilentHunter 10h ago

As a Bostonian, I start a kettle. With our electrical system, it should be ready just in time.

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u/Affectionate_Walk610 2h ago

shipping out to Boston intensifies

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u/VegetableParliament 8h ago

As a descendent of Irishmen, I need to know what side of the ocean this was found on to know if I should consider fleeing back.

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u/JMoherPerc 8h ago

As the descendent of both Irish folks who fled across the sea and Irish folks who had to stick around, this invokes an urge I can’t quite put my finger on but it’s not pleasant.

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u/JorgeXMcKie 16h ago edited 7h ago

The Union army was waiting for you too. ;-p

Edit for the dv'ers: The Union army was recruiting the Irish right off the boats. Forced volunteering wasn't uncommon

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u/Sanchastayswoke 12h ago

I’m an American of Irish descent and strangely it evokes the same feeling in me 🤣

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u/54580 16h ago

the literal pomme de terre

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u/lolathedreamer 16h ago

Pomme de terror

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u/PommedeTerreur 7h ago

You rang?

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u/Olietoevoer 1h ago

DAMN finally encountered r/beetlejuicing somewhere. 9yo account as well.

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u/Poodlepink22 12h ago

Ba dum tiss 🥁  Good one lol 

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u/Kahnza 12h ago

There is a river near me named that 🤣

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u/SharksForArms 11h ago

Hey same here in MO!

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u/jcnlb 10h ago

Hi fellow Missourian

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u/HedgehogTop5524 10h ago

“Ba dum tiss” is the name of your river? 😉

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u/Mountain_Dragonfly8 12h ago

Love me a potato river

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u/Kahnza 11h ago

Thought that every time I went through Morris Minnesota

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u/Daratirek 9h ago

Same. Golf Course always looked decent though. Haven't been that way in quite a while.

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u/Daratirek 9h ago

Wait this means something?? Off to google!

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u/giant_albatrocity 9h ago

Pomme de Turd

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u/Pug_Defender 9h ago

well not literally because it’s still a potato, but we can still enjoy a little word play

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u/hefty_load_o_shite 17h ago

Pootato

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u/DaedricDumbass 17h ago

Indeed also user name checks out

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u/nzkieran 6h ago

I'm inclined to believe this man knows his shit.

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u/hefty_load_o_shite 6h ago

I'll have you know I know a lot of people's shit

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u/LowWater5686 16h ago

What in the bone marrow

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u/Strayl1ght 10h ago

You can’t convince me that’s not what that actually is

This picture is melting my mind in general. That squash or whatever it is on the right looks like an out of focus human leg like in instagram pictures people take while laying down on the beach.

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u/GRMacGirl 4h ago

Thanks. I can’t unsee that. 😅

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u/F1incy 7h ago

It's a butternut pumpkin

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u/medicated_in_PHL 15h ago

Exactly what I thought.

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u/WeirdURL 16h ago

Yikes, imagine cooking that in an oven for an hour only to bust it open steaming hot.

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u/LewisWhatsHisName 14h ago

I would cry

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u/W0gg0 16h ago

Steaming hot, moist buttato sludge.

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u/Garbmutt 8h ago

This literally happened to me a month ago. Was so pissed since it was the side for the best steak I’ve ever made. FUCK YOU WALMART!!!

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u/No_Building_8784 16h ago

The dirt grew inside the potato while the potato grew inside the dirt. Dirtception. Or potatoception?

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u/poofandmook 15h ago

podirtatoception

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u/kain459 16h ago

Eli5?

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u/MrsAnthropy 16h ago

This grainy, powdery texture inside usually means it has severe hollow heart or is suffering from dry rot, a kind of fungal decay.

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u/dabigua 12h ago

Oh look, actual answer, there you are!

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u/Ohiolongboard 13h ago

Blight?

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u/tonicella_lineata 12h ago

Nah, blight is a different kind of infection. This looks pretty similar to dry rot, but I've only ever known dry rot to infect wood, so I'm not sure if it's actually the same thing here?

Edit: I looked up hollow heart, the other thing they mentioned, and it certainly looks like it could be this. Weird as hell, for sure, no matter what it is!

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u/heyitsget 7h ago

I was looking for this answer, thanks!

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u/MrsAnthropy 12h ago

Agree with the other response. Blight doesn't really affect the inside of the potato like that.

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u/ProdigyLightshow 16h ago

I’m wondering if this is what potato blight looks like?

This picture made me realize I know of the disease, but I’ve never seen what it actually does to potatoes

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u/Koffeepotx 16h ago

I dont think so, it looks more like brown or black spots. The potatoes become slimy and mushy too

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u/ProdigyLightshow 16h ago

Got ya. Thanks for the explanation!

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u/sighthoundman 15h ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Phytophtora_infestans-effects.jpg

Found by searching for "potato blight", although there were pictures for tomatoes as well.

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u/ProdigyLightshow 15h ago

Yeah I googled it too and saw this which looks kinda similar to OPs photo. Hence why I was unsure

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u/mojomcm 9h ago

Don't eat that it's bad

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u/HumpieDouglas 17h ago

Boil'em, mash'em, srpinkle'em on a stew.

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u/nestcto 14h ago

Ya get resourceful in a famine.

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u/GiveMeMoreMayo 17h ago

this would have gone in mildlyinfuriating for me

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u/eezyE4free 17h ago

Especially if I was using a nice knife.

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u/Lenanarib 16h ago

Luckily I don’t have nice things. And the texture was like powdered sugar so that helped too.

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u/ipdar 16h ago

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u/Lenanarib 16h ago

It does if you snort it

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u/_fait-accompli_ 11h ago

this pic makes me wonder, does it smell? bad potatoes can be really rancid.

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u/FailureToComply0 17h ago

Re-upload this with a grainy, out-of-focus shot to complete the joke

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u/im_just_thinking 16h ago

Yes, missing that quality potato quality

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u/Beautiful-Papaya9923 16h ago

Quality potato quality for the potato quality potato?

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u/Unlikely-Engineer813 16h ago

On first look thought it was moldy bone marrow.

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u/CRO553R 16h ago

Evil Scottish Egg

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u/TieAdorable4973 16h ago

This makes me sad.

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u/5syllablename 15h ago

Forbidden tiramisu

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u/SingleSpeedEast 17h ago

Its like a hard boiled egg, but with soil.

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u/Azsunyx 16h ago

Hard soiled egg?

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u/SingleSpeedEast 16h ago

Niiiiiiiiiiice

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u/October_13th 13h ago

I hate this

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u/thefro023 13h ago

I thought it was a cinnamon roll with a lot of filling.

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u/sun4moon 13h ago

I’m thought it was an apple with cinnamon filling.

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u/Vast_Disk9775 16h ago

I genuinely would have puked

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u/Myonsoon 16h ago

Usually potatoes grow under the soil, not around it.

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u/sf_sf_sf 15h ago

I found the quality of potatoes stores have gotten much worse over the last couple years, everything is squishy and rubbery these days. I’ve read that there are some shenanigans going on with holding back potatoes by suppliers for a long time in order to raise prices, but I’m not sure if that is true or not. 

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u/FoolishRacoon 16h ago

"Where is soil", inside you mr potato.

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u/banjodoctor 16h ago

Potatoes Au graintin.

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u/VladimirPoosTons 15h ago

Someone stole the heart of Te Fiti.

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u/MidnightShart 15h ago

Youre supposed to put the potato in soil, not the other way around

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u/vanilla_disco 12h ago

I thought it was bone marrow

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u/VelocityRapter644 8h ago

Good God, were the crops infected by the Pharaohs Curse!?

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u/Fr05t_B1t 16h ago

Irish potato famine intensifies

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u/thehermit14 16h ago

Your chips are up.

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u/Killshot_1 16h ago

Cursed ass tater

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u/achatina 15h ago

That's horrifying, not interesting lol

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u/AgressiveInliners 15h ago

Thats where cinnamon comes from! Put it on your toast

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u/Squirrel_beak 14h ago

I thought it was a somehow overcooked beef wellington and was like wow crust is still golden... yea then I saw the sub.

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u/Sunny_Dead 14h ago

Ahhh, the potato grew AROUND the dirt instead of inside it... smart... smart... could be useful somehow....

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u/kissmiss08 14h ago

I thought this was a bone and bone marrow 🤢

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u/EmperorThan 13h ago

How AI would render a cut potato.

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u/turealis 13h ago

"My Grainy Potato" new band name i called it

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u/beastusboss 11h ago

Potato marrow

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u/squirtlemoonicorn 11h ago

Being of partly Irish descent...I cringed.

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u/beffyucsb 11h ago

I thought this was a section of beef femur like you buy for your dog. Damn.

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u/HedgehogTop5524 10h ago

I think you might need to throw out that cutting board. The pile of potato crumbles is making me uncomfortable

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u/HystericalGD 9h ago

my hungry ass thought that was a bone marrow

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u/SkynetLurking 8h ago

I’d just skip that one. Not worth it, brah

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u/tangyskunkface 7h ago

Thought I was looking at bone marrow lol

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u/DanDurstig 4h ago

Mr. Starch I don't feel so good.

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u/6KUNIO8 2h ago

I didn't see the the title and thought you were showing bone marrow... 😬

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u/HappySage42 16h ago

You mean plant bone and marrow?

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u/yamanagashi 16h ago

Maybe someone planted it as a potato powder?

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u/RiverOfWhiskey 16h ago

The movie dune is in my chocolaty (potato)!

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u/HorrorsPersistSoDoI 16h ago

Me when I wasn't able to find THE FUCKING SOIL

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u/RobEth16 16h ago

I tried cooking them in a kiln too

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u/mafga1 16h ago

Secret Cinamon.

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u/Great-Wishbone-9923 16h ago

That’s a great book title - start writing about starchy troubles!

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u/jfal11 16h ago

Ashes to ashes

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u/onechadtall 16h ago

how did it taste

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u/El_Guap 16h ago

Don't you like potato marrow?

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u/makeupHOOR 15h ago

I am drinking beet juice w/pulp, and seeing this made me almost puke.

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u/MagicalNurseX 15h ago

cinnamon challenge potato

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u/LilSweetPeas 15h ago

I thought that was a dry ass beef bone marrow

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u/Investigate311 15h ago

Gotta put your hot cocoa powder somewhere I suppose

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u/42ElectricSundaes 15h ago

So that’s where dirt comes from

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u/urrutiaeric 15h ago

And so it begins

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u/bigeeee 14h ago

Forbidden coco

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u/Barbearex 14h ago

That's not a cinnamon roll??

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u/Hot_Poetry_6475 14h ago

what is that?

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u/roughczech 13h ago

What a genocidal maniac you are, you have whacked the whole civilization on that tater...

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u/Green-Dragon-14 13h ago

That's frost. Where the potato gets frozen & then thaws out quickly

Source gardener

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u/darsvedder 12h ago

Phrasing.

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u/Angilynne 11h ago

I wish I hadn't seen this mid bite of dinner 😂😅

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u/Bitter_Employment277 11h ago

Dude. Please tell me you didn't eat that shit??

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u/honeyboobuscemi 10h ago

Carb geode 🪨

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u/slippers413 8h ago

Don't eat that.

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u/pandro14 7h ago

It’s kinda dry

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u/titsmcgee4real 7h ago

Snort it.

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u/dlwk2004 2h ago

Forbidden stuffing

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u/eugene20 2h ago

Was this after microwaving? It looks like watery wound rot maybe, but then something dried it out completely?

https://potatoes.ahdb.org.uk/knowledge-library/potato-disease-identification

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u/Baba_Wethu 1h ago

Why is my immediate reaction that this is a bone cut in half with desiccated bonemarrow?

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u/ZealousidealDonut126 16h ago

This is the 3rd post with the exact same bad potato. Concerning

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u/Lenanarib 16h ago

WHAT?!?

You mean to tell me people are thieving my sacred potato pictures? Disgusting. Here’s snap from FB when I cut said potato 7 years ago. This is probably AI though.

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u/have_a_nice_bay 16h ago

Okay but wait in the last 7 years did we find out why this happened? I’ve literally never seen this before and the comments, while funny, have not clarified 😂

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u/cananarama 13h ago

Put a little dirt in your potato for the dirt man

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u/Independent_Vast9279 9h ago

R/eatityoufuckingcoward

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u/ajc89 14h ago

Ooof, that's like a bio weapon. Aren't there some very dangerous bacteria that spread in powder spore form? There was a panic about receiving it in the mail ~25 years ago...

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u/The_Real_Mr_F 12h ago

Title of my sex tape