r/mildlyinteresting 18h ago

A tree that's been repaired with ratchet straps and spray foam.

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u/Logan_Frost 17h ago

Ive never seen sprayfoam in a tree, but the shop I work at had one of the trees on the property struck by lightening that split one of the main branches pretty bad down into the trunk itself. THe old man who owned the place didnt want to pay to have someone trim it out and since the strike had literally blown chunks of root out of the ground figured it would die. We strapped it around the trunk to keep the limb in place and ten years on, its ate the strap, filled in the split and is thriving quite well.

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u/Say_no_to_doritos 17h ago

Ya but the other guy said the straps were bad.

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u/j_hawker27 17h ago

And his credentials are beyond reproach! I mean, he has an advanced degree in Being A Guy On The Internet!

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u/MagePages 16h ago

Both things can be true lol. Usually an arborist would use cables screwed into the wood to prevent further failure of a limb or codominant stem. The cables have to be checked every 3 years or so. It's universally accepted as bad practice to wrap anything tightly around a tree due to the way they grow and transport nutrients. But trees are resilient and want to live, and some trees (species and growth rate dependant) may be able to overcome something that is generally really bad practice. The exception doesn't disprove the rule. 

Even if that tree looks healthy and has a full canopy there's still a strong chance that it has significant internal decay and may experience sudden failure in the future. Some trees are really good at walling off decay and looking outwardly healthy until they're suddenly not. Only an arborist could give you a good estimate of that likelihood. 

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u/DudeFilA 15h ago

"But trees are resilient and want to live, and some trees (species and growth rate dependant) may be able to overcome something that is generally really bad practice."

TIL I am not a tree

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u/ravens-n-roses 10h ago

Nah you ARE a tree. You're here now. You made it to this moment. Even when the world felt like it was choking you out, even if it feels like it's doing so right now, you're still here. You've made it further than you ever have before and you just keep going.

Like a mighty oak

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u/Oseirus 9h ago

And like the mighty oak, I have hard wood

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u/Weary_Restauranter 8h ago

I pine for it….

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u/j_hawker27 13h ago

really good at walling off decay and looking outwardly healthy until they're suddenly not

Bro, saaaaame. #moooood

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u/WilliamsDesigning 11h ago

As a guy on the internet, I'd like to add that straps around trees can be either bad or good, depending on the situation.

Here is one being bad that I removed.

https://www.reddit.com/r/marijuanaenthusiasts/s/LEWdco5Sz6

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u/Attilat 14h ago

Excuse you, not a random guy on the internet -a Redditor

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u/Oscar_Geare 14h ago

Anyone who says a strap is bad is missing out

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u/Teledildonic 14h ago

Strap on

Strap off

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u/sqrtsqr 14h ago

Great, now I look like Quail Man

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u/FrighteningJibber 16h ago edited 15h ago

Micro plastics and bullets aren’t great, but they’ll stay in you okay sometimes I guess?

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u/brilliantminion 15h ago

Yep, you’ll be fine until you aren’t

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u/Heavy_Weapons_Guy_ 13h ago

Right, and one anecdote clearly disproves that. Like if one person doesn't get a vaccine and doesn't get sick that proves that doctors were lying about vaccines and they're actually a hoax. Good logic.

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u/GetMeOffThisRidePlz 14h ago

I feel like trees are like humans.

The smallest, simplest things can end them.

Or they can miraculously survive insane amounts of trauma and injury.

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u/Teledildonic 14h ago

I have a "tree" in my backyard that was half dead when I moved in. So I trimmed off all the dead limbs.

Then about half the remaining limbs died, so I trimmed those. Then what was left started getting close to the utility lines so last year I sawed it all down to stumps. I assumed it would surely die and be the end of it.

Nope, fresh green branches started coming out of the stumps. It refuses to die. I decided I will let it be, but keep it trimmed down smaller than what it got to because it was a PITA to trim at full height.

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u/dawfun 14h ago

I think that’s probably polyurethane glue and not spray foam. I fixed a maple tree (smaller than this one) that had split down the middle after an ice storm. Polyurethane glue and four brass bolts pulled it back together. It’s been about 20 years now and the tree is doing great. Can’t even tell it was repaired.

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u/bustcorktrixdais 9h ago

I think it’s the bolts.Seems like the glue might have done something for the first year or two

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u/j_hawker27 17h ago

If someone ever cuts that tree down and processes it for lumber they're gonna be pretty pissed off if the first time they realize there's a ratchet strap in the trunk is when the metal ratchet chews the teeth off their blade 😅

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u/nachobueno 11h ago

I was an arborist for a couple of decades. People used to fill such cavities with cement. Trashing a couple $80 chains trying to flush an old stump off is a miserable time. None of that does anything. The ratchet straps can help but not in this scenario, the foam will likely only accelerate decay. Iron rods work to a degree but it really needs to be tied together in the upper canopy, that’s where all the leverage is. I’ve seen some crazy stuff. People have some nutty ideas about trees

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u/Say_no_to_doritos 17h ago

They wouldn't even notice. It's the cinder blocks, fence posts, and signage you need to watch out for. 

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u/AnnaMolly66 14h ago

A tree in my grandparents front yard was hit by lightning when I was a kid, grandpa put tthe smaller of two limbs back upright and reapplied the bark with bailing wire. The reattached branch and only the bark attached to flesh took. The tree had scars and died of a disease over the next decade and had to be cut down but it survived the lightning strike.

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u/userhwon 13h ago

"Just let it die" is enough evidence to get a court to assign liability to the owner when it falls and breaks something or hurts someone.

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u/cabe01 15h ago

Do you mean to tell me someone on god damn reddit wasn't 1000% sure of what they were talking about??? On the internet?????

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u/meat-candy 13h ago

Cleary because you slapped it and said, "That ain't goin' anywhere."

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u/Mouselady1 13h ago

My neighbour’s tree had the same fix but it failed.

If she hadn’t parked her son’s car in our driveway during a really bad storm it would’ve been destroyed when the limb came down.

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u/chimpdoctor 12h ago

Fucking A. Good on you

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u/Ben_steel 11h ago

I’ve seen an old farmer fill the cracks from lighting strikes with concrete and it’s blooming.

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u/SideAny7347 18h ago

When your arborist is drunk on Arbor Mist, weird things happen.

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u/ChipDipsons 17h ago

No arborists were involved in this atrocity 😅

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u/SolidDoctor 16h ago

Courtesy of Bartles & James Landscaping

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u/Brye1226 17h ago

Rub some Boones Farm on that bad boy & call it a day.

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u/radioactive_sharpei 17h ago

Do arborist have to pay for their Arbor Mist, or do you think they get it for free when they show their arborist license at the liquor store?

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u/BeerJedi-1269 15h ago

They bottle the mist fresh from the arbors duh

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u/eatbootylikbreakfast 18h ago

slap

That sucker ain’t going anywhere.

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u/Wiggie49 17h ago

Tree:

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u/peitsad 17h ago

What the heck is context for this

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u/j1mmyj4mes 17h ago

Pride of Baghdad by Brian K Vaughan, a graphic novel about lions that escaped the Baghdad Zoo after it was bombed in the 2000s. Good read.

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u/FugitiveB42 15h ago

Ty, just purchased based on this image alone lol

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u/Goongalagooo 12h ago

prepare to have your heart broken

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u/Sylvakin0 17h ago

Clearly one of those lions is a psyker

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u/Nazgog-Morgob 16h ago

Clearly the giraffe is an unsanctioned psyker

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u/A__Friendly__Rock 16h ago

More likely the giraffe is a psyker.

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u/HotDangThoseMuffins 17h ago

The original one the text is " I do not vibe with this universe", so about the same amount of context lol

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u/Mechaheph 17h ago

Lol, no, the giraffe did not he doesn't vibe with the universe in a 2008 comic about zoo animals living through the Iraq War. He says the bombs were gods coming to free them, or something to that effect.

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u/LamelasLeftFoot 15h ago

Do the lion's still say fuck though? That's the more important question

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u/Epicotters 14h ago

No lmao, they yell "Move"

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u/HotDangThoseMuffins 15h ago

Shit i got memed

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u/Javamac8 17h ago

This is amazing. I don't even care if it's relevant to the post. Thank you.

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u/swimmingmunky 17h ago

Fucking WHAT?!

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u/Recentstranger 17h ago

Mind blowing

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u/ChipDipsons 17h ago

FYI, this is really bad for the tree. Those straps are just going to cause girdling on the remaining healthy bark and that spray foam is just trapping moisture and pathogens inside while interrupting the tree’s natural process of compartmentalizing decay

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u/Hanz_VonManstrom 17h ago

Could just be a temporary solution until a professional can safely remove the tree.

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u/GetReelFishingPro 17h ago

Could be......

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u/TheHeadWalrus 17h ago

…a temporary solution…

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u/Gimpy_ak 17h ago

The most permanent fix is the temporary one.

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u/bubba_ranks 17h ago

We call that Tempermanent in my industry

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u/VisceralVirus 13h ago

If a temporary fix works, that aint a temporary fix

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u/senorbozz 16h ago

I see you're also in the software development field

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u/WhoDknee 16h ago

...until a professional...

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u/btodag 16h ago

...can safely...

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u/The_G4bbo 16h ago

...remove the tree.

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u/ButtmanAndRubbin 16h ago

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u/MagedF16 16h ago

wait how did someone even think to use ratchet straps on a tree

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u/iam_Mr_McGibblets 17h ago

Sounds like some paperwork that a city employee will forget to file to remove the tree

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u/therealrenshai 16h ago

The city did this to a tree near my parents place as it had been full of wasps. They cleared the hive and filled it with foam until they could schedule time to come back and clear it.

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u/vahntitrio 17h ago

Those ratchet straps won't stop that tree from falling if that's what it was going to do.

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u/ElExtraMass 16h ago

One of these days that tree is gonna fall all over you

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u/DeadlyNoodleAndAHalf 16h ago

Nor is the spray foam, if that’s what it’s intended to do.

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u/Largofarburn 16h ago

Shoulda used wood glue

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u/MatureUsername69 16h ago

If it was gonna uproot sure. If it was falling due to a split down the tree, they can work temporarily for like a pretty decent amount of time. Theyre kinda designed for dozens and dozens of TONS of force

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u/YogurtGoats 16h ago

Those 1 inch ratchet straps have a 400 to 500 lb working load limit so all three together are not even designed for a single ton of force.

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u/allmylovetolongago 16h ago

No they're not? Those are 1" ratchet straps, at most they're be rated like 1500 lbs each.

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u/pyncheon 17h ago

Or temporary like the portable buildings at US schools.

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u/Defiant-Analyst4279 16h ago

If working in industrial settings has taught me anything, it's that "there's nothing more permanent than a temporary fix that works."

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u/SnugglyCoderGuy 17h ago

"Ain't nothing more permanent than a temporary solution"

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u/StretchFrenchTerry 16h ago

A temporary solution that ain’t doin shit.

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u/MorgessaMonstrum 14h ago

That foam is adhesive as hell. It ain’t coming out of there.

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u/scratchy_mcballsy 17h ago

I didn’t think this would be beneficial at all for the tree, but thanks for the detailed explanation

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u/Xin_shill 17h ago

Feel like it will absorb the straps, but the spray foam is weird ah

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u/ItchyK 16h ago

I mean, if a tree has a crack that big going down it's trunk, I feel like it is going to die anyway.

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u/Uncontrolleddiarrhea 15h ago

Thats very old foam. It turns orange as it ages and the darker it is the longer it's been there.

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u/cman811 12h ago

I get the spray foam bit, that sounds dubious. But isn't the ratchet strap idea basically just splicing on a larger scale? It might not work, but I don't think it's as much of a death sentence as you seem to.

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u/siddily 17h ago

Good intentions pave the path to hell

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u/DankVectorz 17h ago

But they also pave the way to heaven

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u/mizzanthrop 16h ago

Good deeds do

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u/reichrunner 15h ago

Unless youre a Protestant. Then it's just party all the way!

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u/k-mcm 12h ago

Urethane foam is hydrophilic during cure and contains antimicrobial chemicals. If the tree doesn't immediately die from absorbing those chemicals, it has a pretty good chance of recovering.

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u/roosterjack77 17h ago

Really bad for the tree was the damage that just occured prior to this "fix". Can you explain what should have been done instead? Like it would be better for the tree if we did nothing?

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u/LardLad00 17h ago

Don't worry the straps are only temporary. Once the foam cures it will be stable and the straps can come off.

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u/isopode 17h ago

the foam is also not good for the tree

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u/godkiller 16h ago

I didn't think people realize that you're trolling. Keep up the good work, sir!

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u/Gubbtratt1 3h ago

Ratchet straps is a somewhat common way to keep split trees together. I had an apple tree planted sometime in the early 1900s. In the 80s or so it had split and been ratched strapped together. It stood straight and had lots of apples until three years ago, when the strap broke. Half the tree fell and the other half died.

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u/AlaskanHamr 17h ago edited 11h ago

I have no idea about keeping trees healthy but spray foam can't be good for it right?

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u/Slydeking69 17h ago

Spray foam will collect moisture excess moisture is good for trees Right?

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u/SPQR0027 15h ago

It's what plants crave.

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u/GMAN7007 17h ago edited 5h ago

You're looking past the tree was filled with a toxic chemical all while being split and condensed with ratchet straps. Nothing about any of this is good for the tree.

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u/One-plankton- 17h ago

Spray foam is actually inert when it’s cured- it’s commonly used in vivariums

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u/GMAN7007 17h ago

It's not inert when it's sprayed in the first place. The heat from the curing is also going to be terrible for the tree. It's a terrible thing to do to a tree.

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u/tsunami141 13h ago

i hear trees also don't like getting hit by lightning

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u/AlaskanHamr 17h ago

Like I said, I have no idea. For all I know this is normal haha. I would think the tree is getting poisoned lol

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u/Slydeking69 17h ago

I'm sorry. I meant my message in More of a joking tone and not directly being an asshole to you. I re-read my comment and realized it was probably more received as being a jerk to you.

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u/AlaskanHamr 17h ago

Ohh no, didnt think you were a jerk at all. Was just pointing out I have no idea about trees so your comment could have very well been right. I guess your joke flew over my head haha

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u/Ineedmorebtc 16h ago

I recognized it as a joke immediately, but I know more about tree wounds than the average redditor 😀

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u/lovelylotuseater 17h ago

It’s about as good for the tree’s healing process as filling your wounds with spray foam would be for your healing process and then applying ratchet straps. (It is not good.)

That said; while I’m no arborist, I do live in a neighborhood where old trees have taken damage from high winds including a tornado, and when I see long breaks like this on those trees, it is typically inevitable that the limb will lose structural integrity and eventually break. This tree’s fate might already be sealed regardless of the well intentions of those who want to care for it.

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u/AlaskanHamr 17h ago

Thanks, thats what I thought. This looks like a the work of drunk uncle Bill from down the road.

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u/TheButcherOfBaklava 17h ago

It’s got what trees crave!

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u/Spaduf 14h ago

They used to use concrete. They don't anymore

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u/whatshldmyusernaymbe 17h ago

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u/LamarJackzyn 9h ago

This hits something in my brain. What commercial is this from? It’s like seeing someone you have met before but you can’t remember where

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u/Nelwidio 17h ago

Ohhh r/arborists won't like this.

And generally - a tree can grow back together - but the spray foam will prevent this perfectly....

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u/Oplopanax_horridus 17h ago

If a tree falls on whomever did this and no one is around, will they make a sound?

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u/RustyDingbat 17h ago

The tree or whoever did this?

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u/bearlysane 16h ago

Yea, it’s kind of a “splortch” sorta noise.

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u/Churlish_Performer 16h ago

It's pronounced "whomstever"

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u/DMM4140 17h ago

I had to do this (no sprayfoam) to a tree that split down the middle in my yard. It was a temp fix until a pro could come remove it.

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u/inkstain6666 15h ago

Must have found their arborist on r/trees

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u/jk-9k 3h ago

Touché

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u/maroontiefling 14h ago

Sending this to my arborist friend just for the psychic damage.

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u/_Blitzer 16h ago

I can't believe they used expanding foam... this is clearly a job for flexseal and duct tape.

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u/BoneyardRendezvous 14h ago

What about wood glue?

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u/_Blitzer 14h ago

I mean... wood is in the name.

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u/avanross 17h ago

At that point just build a new tree out of pressure treated 2x4

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u/donkeytime 14h ago

I would have thought ramen noodles and superglue were the appropriate materials for this repair.

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u/richard_stank 18h ago

Tugs the strap

Yep… this baby’s not growing anywhere.

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u/Axman5055 17h ago

Without that strap the tree was liable to walk away, it was good thinking to secure it

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u/Alienhaslanded 15h ago

At yes, the structural spray foam.

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u/WokeAssMessiah 13h ago

Slaps tree This baby’s not going anywhere

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u/Sweaty_Marzipan4274 10h ago

Metaphor for the US Healthcare, education, legislative, financial, retirement, regulatory, military, intelligence, system rn

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u/dictategood 16h ago

Ahh yes… evolution right in front of our eyes!

This tree grew right next to a clan of Neanderthals who were given a Home Depot gift card. Nature hard at work!

Fascinating!

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u/pepepeppepepepadbd 11h ago

That's not spray foam, that's tree healing sap. Source: an arborist

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u/PopeDaveTwitch 10h ago

As long as someone gave it two pats and said “that’ll hold”, then we’re all good.

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u/LinuxMint4Me 17h ago

You're foamin' up the wrong tree.

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u/Cantankerousbastard 17h ago

What would cause a tree to split like that to begin with?

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u/gorzius 17h ago

Strong winds and uneven rot from inside I'd say.

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u/Cantankerousbastard 17h ago

Sounds plausible. Whoever did this must really not want this tree to fall/be very opmistic/not know a lot about trees. Quite possibly all 3 at once.

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u/Churlish_Performer 16h ago

I think that i shall never see, a poem as lovely as a tr.... <<walks away in disgust>>

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u/PoodleIlluminati 16h ago

I just want to complain about the total lack of proper slack line management on this installation. It’s all just blowing around. Very unprofessional.

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u/FuzzyAd9407 16h ago

Its not being repaired, its being killed by probably awell meaning person

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u/Suns_AZCards 15h ago edited 12h ago

It might survive. You can find pictures of of old trees filled with bricks. They used to do that to keep them stable or something for some reason. Trees are pretty resilient.

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u/Able_Conflict_1721 15h ago

A relative would always tell us they needed to cut down all their trees because they filled a rotten one with concrete 20 years ago, but forgot which one. They all look fine today ...

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u/worrier_princess 10h ago

There’s a story in the book Wilding where the author mentions that the ancient oak in front of their house was falling apart during WWII and the Canadian troops stationed there used tank tyres (I think??) to ratchet it together. It’s still standing! Some trees are tough as.

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u/STinKyToMaHaWk 15h ago

That ain't going no where!

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u/No_Angle3521 15h ago

I think it would have been better if you used some bolts, drilled those through, and bolted it tight with the ratchet straps. That would have been enough. The spray foam doesn't seem like it would be healthy for the tree.

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u/elocmj 5h ago

Certified arborist here. A mature hickory like this likely would survive a lightning strike without much trouble. There will be a long vertical wound, but that can heal over in just a few years by the trees own mechanisms.

Spray foam would hold moisture against the wood, which fosters bacterial and fungal growth, which can lead to a long slow death.

Straps aren't great, obviously, but a tree of this size will probably just grow around them.

A lot of best practice in tree care is a bit counter-intuitive. Meanwhile, bad practices get handed down for generations without correction.

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u/Goongalagooo 12h ago

as stupid as this looks... it seals in the breaks, and supports the tree. Given time, the tree will just grown around all this stuff and after a few years as long as it doesn't fall.. it can live another hundred years.

This is not a bad fix.
Just a really odd one.

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u/YogurtclosetWrong268 16h ago

...if only they had something to use as a splint.

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u/Soflohooker 16h ago

Theres nothing more permanent than a temporary solution.

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u/BurlHimself 15h ago

You know when they were done, it ended with a pat on the tree followed with “that should hold. Now where’s my other beers?”

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u/bipoca 15h ago

Lol I've only seen one of my clients use spray foam. On a old apple tree.

I was treating the tree for something unrelated, and when I noticed the sun damaged spray foam I initially thought it was some crazy fungus for a moment.

As others have said, straps are going to girdle the tree. They could try to bolt it, but that's a pretty large diameter to run a bolt through.

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u/NoPlaceForTheDead 15h ago

Those straps are gonna kill that tree.

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u/ChefArtorias 15h ago

Spray foam must be bad for the tree, right? I feel like it must impede the tree's vascular system.

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u/sonaked 12h ago

A neighbor of mine did this with a major limb. Still going strong!

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u/FormerPersimmon3602 11h ago

Was it their arm or their leg?

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u/forgetmeknotts 11h ago

Damn this poor tree.

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u/photonicsguy 11h ago

!remind me 3 years

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u/Bruser75 11h ago

Grew up on a tree farm, we had many trees that have been struck by lightning. The spray foam can help insulate the damaged flesh of the tree, it's not necessarily the best fix, but it is a good fix, as for the ratchet straps, as long as they're removed and checked on everyday they shouldn't be a problem, though a pile with cross tied nylon would probably be the best

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u/joebojax 9h ago

Spray foam ensures rot will progress

Hopefully it's not foam... usually fresh foam isn't that orange.

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u/RazorRush 8h ago

Man the Flex seel guy missed an opportunity there. Flex seal foam and Flex seal tape and your tree is water tight. Order now

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u/Caulky_Fitter467 5h ago

Hopefully it’s the low expanding one.

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u/speichlyn 14h ago

Nothing says “this ain’t goin’ no whurr now” like rat shit straps around your spray foam ‘glued’ tree

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u/M00se113 13h ago

Rat shit straps

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u/SecondBestNameEver 17h ago

Don't worry, the orange color is for load bearing spray foam. 

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u/Mehdals_ 17h ago

Did they slap it and say "that will hold"?

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u/Zealousideal_Bar9380 15h ago

That oughta do it

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u/iddereddi 15h ago

Ratchet straps bueno. Foam prolly no bueno.

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u/Murky-Golf-239 15h ago

Expanding foam? To seal it up? I’m missing something about the thought process here 😂 help me out

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u/CosmicDriftwood 14h ago

I’ve always wondered why we don’t do big bonsai.

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u/airhunger_rn 14h ago

Glad they used fireproof lol

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u/ph0on 13h ago

Maybe temporary until it gets cut down?

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u/Slight-Apricot-6767 11h ago

My man (or woman if you are one)!!!

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u/ChakkaJones 8h ago

I used zip ties this year to hold my weed plant together. I definitely approve.

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u/MikeWithBikes 8h ago

lol I thought I was the only one! We had a large dogwood that a storm split at the fork right down the middle. I didn’t spray foam but I did ratchet strap it. Tree lived over 10 years, grew over the straps and all was well until a derecho destroyed it. Wish I’d taken pics, my wife said it was crazy, but I won.

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u/Timely_Surprise_6408 7h ago

I guess if you loosen the straps every now and then it wouldn’t chew into the cambium layer of the tree as it grows tangentially, as far as the spray foam goes I guess it would stop fungi and pathogens from entering the trees system, but overall it’s pretty sketchy either way- advice from an arborist

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u/FatFreddysCat 6h ago

Tree husbandry BDSM

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u/olivefreak 3h ago

I fixed my a branch on my Japanese maple with duct tape. The branch was ripped about halfway by accident by a work crew working on our house. I put the branch in place and wrapped duct tape around it. Three months later I checked it and added more tape. It’s been several years now and the branch is doing fine.

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