r/mildlyinteresting • u/GrumbleGrits • 18h ago
A tree that's been repaired with ratchet straps and spray foam.
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u/SideAny7347 18h ago
When your arborist is drunk on Arbor Mist, weird things happen.
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u/radioactive_sharpei 17h ago
Do arborist have to pay for their Arbor Mist, or do you think they get it for free when they show their arborist license at the liquor store?
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u/eatbootylikbreakfast 18h ago
slap
That sucker ain’t going anywhere.
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u/Wiggie49 17h ago
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u/peitsad 17h ago
What the heck is context for this
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u/j1mmyj4mes 17h ago
Pride of Baghdad by Brian K Vaughan, a graphic novel about lions that escaped the Baghdad Zoo after it was bombed in the 2000s. Good read.
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u/Sylvakin0 17h ago
Clearly one of those lions is a psyker
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u/HotDangThoseMuffins 17h ago
The original one the text is " I do not vibe with this universe", so about the same amount of context lol
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u/Mechaheph 17h ago
Lol, no, the giraffe did not he doesn't vibe with the universe in a 2008 comic about zoo animals living through the Iraq War. He says the bombs were gods coming to free them, or something to that effect.
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u/ChipDipsons 17h ago
FYI, this is really bad for the tree. Those straps are just going to cause girdling on the remaining healthy bark and that spray foam is just trapping moisture and pathogens inside while interrupting the tree’s natural process of compartmentalizing decay
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u/Hanz_VonManstrom 17h ago
Could just be a temporary solution until a professional can safely remove the tree.
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u/GetReelFishingPro 17h ago
Could be......
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u/TheHeadWalrus 17h ago
…a temporary solution…
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u/WhoDknee 16h ago
...until a professional...
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u/btodag 16h ago
...can safely...
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u/iam_Mr_McGibblets 17h ago
Sounds like some paperwork that a city employee will forget to file to remove the tree
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u/therealrenshai 16h ago
The city did this to a tree near my parents place as it had been full of wasps. They cleared the hive and filled it with foam until they could schedule time to come back and clear it.
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u/vahntitrio 17h ago
Those ratchet straps won't stop that tree from falling if that's what it was going to do.
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u/MatureUsername69 16h ago
If it was gonna uproot sure. If it was falling due to a split down the tree, they can work temporarily for like a pretty decent amount of time. Theyre kinda designed for dozens and dozens of TONS of force
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u/YogurtGoats 16h ago
Those 1 inch ratchet straps have a 400 to 500 lb working load limit so all three together are not even designed for a single ton of force.
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u/allmylovetolongago 16h ago
No they're not? Those are 1" ratchet straps, at most they're be rated like 1500 lbs each.
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u/Defiant-Analyst4279 16h ago
If working in industrial settings has taught me anything, it's that "there's nothing more permanent than a temporary fix that works."
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u/scratchy_mcballsy 17h ago
I didn’t think this would be beneficial at all for the tree, but thanks for the detailed explanation
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u/ItchyK 16h ago
I mean, if a tree has a crack that big going down it's trunk, I feel like it is going to die anyway.
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u/Uncontrolleddiarrhea 15h ago
Thats very old foam. It turns orange as it ages and the darker it is the longer it's been there.
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u/siddily 17h ago
Good intentions pave the path to hell
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u/roosterjack77 17h ago
Really bad for the tree was the damage that just occured prior to this "fix". Can you explain what should have been done instead? Like it would be better for the tree if we did nothing?
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u/LardLad00 17h ago
Don't worry the straps are only temporary. Once the foam cures it will be stable and the straps can come off.
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u/Gubbtratt1 3h ago
Ratchet straps is a somewhat common way to keep split trees together. I had an apple tree planted sometime in the early 1900s. In the 80s or so it had split and been ratched strapped together. It stood straight and had lots of apples until three years ago, when the strap broke. Half the tree fell and the other half died.
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u/AlaskanHamr 17h ago edited 11h ago
I have no idea about keeping trees healthy but spray foam can't be good for it right?
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u/Slydeking69 17h ago
Spray foam will collect moisture excess moisture is good for trees Right?
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u/GMAN7007 17h ago edited 5h ago
You're looking past the tree was filled with a toxic chemical all while being split and condensed with ratchet straps. Nothing about any of this is good for the tree.
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u/One-plankton- 17h ago
Spray foam is actually inert when it’s cured- it’s commonly used in vivariums
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u/GMAN7007 17h ago
It's not inert when it's sprayed in the first place. The heat from the curing is also going to be terrible for the tree. It's a terrible thing to do to a tree.
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u/AlaskanHamr 17h ago
Like I said, I have no idea. For all I know this is normal haha. I would think the tree is getting poisoned lol
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u/Slydeking69 17h ago
I'm sorry. I meant my message in More of a joking tone and not directly being an asshole to you. I re-read my comment and realized it was probably more received as being a jerk to you.
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u/AlaskanHamr 17h ago
Ohh no, didnt think you were a jerk at all. Was just pointing out I have no idea about trees so your comment could have very well been right. I guess your joke flew over my head haha
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u/Ineedmorebtc 16h ago
I recognized it as a joke immediately, but I know more about tree wounds than the average redditor 😀
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u/lovelylotuseater 17h ago
It’s about as good for the tree’s healing process as filling your wounds with spray foam would be for your healing process and then applying ratchet straps. (It is not good.)
That said; while I’m no arborist, I do live in a neighborhood where old trees have taken damage from high winds including a tornado, and when I see long breaks like this on those trees, it is typically inevitable that the limb will lose structural integrity and eventually break. This tree’s fate might already be sealed regardless of the well intentions of those who want to care for it.
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u/AlaskanHamr 17h ago
Thanks, thats what I thought. This looks like a the work of drunk uncle Bill from down the road.
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u/whatshldmyusernaymbe 17h ago
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u/LamarJackzyn 9h ago
This hits something in my brain. What commercial is this from? It’s like seeing someone you have met before but you can’t remember where
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u/Nelwidio 17h ago
Ohhh r/arborists won't like this.
And generally - a tree can grow back together - but the spray foam will prevent this perfectly....
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u/Oplopanax_horridus 17h ago
If a tree falls on whomever did this and no one is around, will they make a sound?
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u/_Blitzer 16h ago
I can't believe they used expanding foam... this is clearly a job for flexseal and duct tape.
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u/donkeytime 14h ago
I would have thought ramen noodles and superglue were the appropriate materials for this repair.
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u/richard_stank 18h ago
Tugs the strap
Yep… this baby’s not growing anywhere.
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u/Axman5055 17h ago
Without that strap the tree was liable to walk away, it was good thinking to secure it
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u/Sweaty_Marzipan4274 10h ago
Metaphor for the US Healthcare, education, legislative, financial, retirement, regulatory, military, intelligence, system rn
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u/dictategood 16h ago
Ahh yes… evolution right in front of our eyes!
This tree grew right next to a clan of Neanderthals who were given a Home Depot gift card. Nature hard at work!
Fascinating!
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u/PopeDaveTwitch 10h ago
As long as someone gave it two pats and said “that’ll hold”, then we’re all good.
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u/Cantankerousbastard 17h ago
What would cause a tree to split like that to begin with?
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u/gorzius 17h ago
Strong winds and uneven rot from inside I'd say.
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u/Cantankerousbastard 17h ago
Sounds plausible. Whoever did this must really not want this tree to fall/be very opmistic/not know a lot about trees. Quite possibly all 3 at once.
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u/Churlish_Performer 16h ago
I think that i shall never see, a poem as lovely as a tr.... <<walks away in disgust>>
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u/PoodleIlluminati 16h ago
I just want to complain about the total lack of proper slack line management on this installation. It’s all just blowing around. Very unprofessional.
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u/Suns_AZCards 15h ago edited 12h ago
It might survive. You can find pictures of of old trees filled with bricks. They used to do that to keep them stable or something for some reason. Trees are pretty resilient.
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u/Able_Conflict_1721 15h ago
A relative would always tell us they needed to cut down all their trees because they filled a rotten one with concrete 20 years ago, but forgot which one. They all look fine today ...
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u/worrier_princess 10h ago
There’s a story in the book Wilding where the author mentions that the ancient oak in front of their house was falling apart during WWII and the Canadian troops stationed there used tank tyres (I think??) to ratchet it together. It’s still standing! Some trees are tough as.
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u/No_Angle3521 15h ago
I think it would have been better if you used some bolts, drilled those through, and bolted it tight with the ratchet straps. That would have been enough. The spray foam doesn't seem like it would be healthy for the tree.
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u/elocmj 5h ago
Certified arborist here. A mature hickory like this likely would survive a lightning strike without much trouble. There will be a long vertical wound, but that can heal over in just a few years by the trees own mechanisms.
Spray foam would hold moisture against the wood, which fosters bacterial and fungal growth, which can lead to a long slow death.
Straps aren't great, obviously, but a tree of this size will probably just grow around them.
A lot of best practice in tree care is a bit counter-intuitive. Meanwhile, bad practices get handed down for generations without correction.
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u/Goongalagooo 12h ago
as stupid as this looks... it seals in the breaks, and supports the tree. Given time, the tree will just grown around all this stuff and after a few years as long as it doesn't fall.. it can live another hundred years.
This is not a bad fix.
Just a really odd one.
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u/BurlHimself 15h ago
You know when they were done, it ended with a pat on the tree followed with “that should hold. Now where’s my other beers?”
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u/bipoca 15h ago
Lol I've only seen one of my clients use spray foam. On a old apple tree.
I was treating the tree for something unrelated, and when I noticed the sun damaged spray foam I initially thought it was some crazy fungus for a moment.
As others have said, straps are going to girdle the tree. They could try to bolt it, but that's a pretty large diameter to run a bolt through.
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u/ChefArtorias 15h ago
Spray foam must be bad for the tree, right? I feel like it must impede the tree's vascular system.
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u/Bruser75 11h ago
Grew up on a tree farm, we had many trees that have been struck by lightning. The spray foam can help insulate the damaged flesh of the tree, it's not necessarily the best fix, but it is a good fix, as for the ratchet straps, as long as they're removed and checked on everyday they shouldn't be a problem, though a pile with cross tied nylon would probably be the best
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u/joebojax 9h ago
Spray foam ensures rot will progress
Hopefully it's not foam... usually fresh foam isn't that orange.
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u/RazorRush 8h ago
Man the Flex seel guy missed an opportunity there. Flex seal foam and Flex seal tape and your tree is water tight. Order now
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u/speichlyn 14h ago
Nothing says “this ain’t goin’ no whurr now” like rat shit straps around your spray foam ‘glued’ tree
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u/Murky-Golf-239 15h ago
Expanding foam? To seal it up? I’m missing something about the thought process here 😂 help me out
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u/ChakkaJones 8h ago
I used zip ties this year to hold my weed plant together. I definitely approve.
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u/MikeWithBikes 8h ago
lol I thought I was the only one! We had a large dogwood that a storm split at the fork right down the middle. I didn’t spray foam but I did ratchet strap it. Tree lived over 10 years, grew over the straps and all was well until a derecho destroyed it. Wish I’d taken pics, my wife said it was crazy, but I won.
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u/Timely_Surprise_6408 7h ago
I guess if you loosen the straps every now and then it wouldn’t chew into the cambium layer of the tree as it grows tangentially, as far as the spray foam goes I guess it would stop fungi and pathogens from entering the trees system, but overall it’s pretty sketchy either way- advice from an arborist
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u/olivefreak 3h ago
I fixed my a branch on my Japanese maple with duct tape. The branch was ripped about halfway by accident by a work crew working on our house. I put the branch in place and wrapped duct tape around it. Three months later I checked it and added more tape. It’s been several years now and the branch is doing fine.
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u/Logan_Frost 17h ago
Ive never seen sprayfoam in a tree, but the shop I work at had one of the trees on the property struck by lightening that split one of the main branches pretty bad down into the trunk itself. THe old man who owned the place didnt want to pay to have someone trim it out and since the strike had literally blown chunks of root out of the ground figured it would die. We strapped it around the trunk to keep the limb in place and ten years on, its ate the strap, filled in the split and is thriving quite well.