r/mildlyinteresting • u/Selden-Tylaska • 1d ago

Tiny banana from my housemates garden

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u/Selden-Tylaska 1d ago

Banana for scale

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u/CondescendingShitbag 1d ago

Someone who knows their audience. Respect.

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u/throwme5679 1d ago

OP understood Reddit protocol perfectly

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u/WaltDisneyWhite 1d ago

Came to request this because you could have just been a giant. Thank you. 

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u/D-Funk187 1d ago

Still waiting for the day we catch a giant slippin posting fruit pics.

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u/WI_Eagles_Fan 1d ago

We're watching you Jeff Dabe.

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u/blackmilksociety 1d ago

They’re both exactly the size of one banana which is why they work so great for scale

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u/denNISI 1d ago

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u/SquidVices 1d ago

WTF all I got was this weird one

It’s a two in one banana

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u/Ok-Addition1264 1d ago

You are exceptionally talented [with your prompts] !!

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u/threwitaway123454321 1d ago

Why you gotta do him like that

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u/bald_and_nerdy 1d ago edited 1d ago

We're going to need a bunch of bananas to know if you have an average banana next to a smol one or an average one next to a mammoth one.

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u/PositiveEndolphins 1d ago

also gonna need to see ur dick

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u/bald_and_nerdy 1d ago

Need to cry?

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u/g6rzKk202 1d ago

I feel like I'm being called out right now...Just because it's small doesn't mean you can't enjoy it. You won't know until you try it. /s

https://giphy.com/gifs/uDZrxabIGBm2V9trRa

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u/egewh 1d ago

Well a tiny banana can be delicious but it doesn't last very long. Maybe after eating a tiny banana you just yearn for more banana. An appetizer banana before the real thing, if you will

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u/remsday 1d ago

Omg babie!!! 🥹

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u/bananarama898 1d ago

Free samples be like:

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u/Electronic-Rate5497 1d ago

You just have REALLY big hands
Think most people would say that’s a bigger then avg size banana 🍌

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u/albygoing 1d ago

The banana between your fingers is an average boring banana, the banana on the left is absolutely huge and poses a serious danger to anyone who may enter its gravitational pull.

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u/VoodooDoII 1d ago

Bro came prepared

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u/2020mademejoinreddit 1d ago

It's average.

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u/Epsilon8902 1d ago

lmao came to say "you missed a good one without the banana for scale" only to see this. legend

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u/AlienAngry 1d ago

Aww, I was hoping you were actually some ogre sized giant.

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u/Hippostork 23h ago

You vs. the banana she told you not to worry about

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u/evil_lobster201 1d ago

need another banana to prove the for scale isnt just a massive one

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u/justmitzie 1d ago

r/MightyHarvest

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u/faxyou 1d ago

That’s where I thought I was originally lol, definitely should go there

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u/Fun-Put-4828 1d ago

Promedio... hasta grande podría decir...

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u/Rainmanzz 1d ago

I agree. Honestly the huge bananas are over filling and hurt your stomach. Completely over rated

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u/SleeplessInS 1d ago

Eggzactly ! The volume of a full size Chiquita banana is so ridiculously large it hurts my stomach to eat an entire one.

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u/Feltboard 13h ago

When I first started working in a large chain grocery store around 2011 I was always amazed that a giant bushel? Grip? Of bananas was only like, 89 cents. I wondered why hunger was an issue when bananas were so cheap.

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u/Reinis_LV 1d ago

It's the taste not the size that matters

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u/YoungBassGasm 1d ago

Massive even....

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u/AnythingButWhiskey 1d ago

Hey that’s absolutely normal and nothing to be embarrassed about.

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u/Miserable-Land-9203 1d ago

Fuckin huge as far as I can tell.

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u/Firstevertrex 17h ago

Any more would hurt.

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u/Lorennland 1d ago

Taste??

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u/Selden-Tylaska 1d ago

Very not good :(

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u/bootysuit 1d ago

Give us some flavor notes I'm so curious

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u/buried20kleague 1d ago

Those bananas can do a number on your stomach.

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u/KhaosExNihil125 1d ago

Unless you cook em, apparently all it takes is heat to gelatinise the starches

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u/spaceprinceps 1d ago

Is that why they come from tropical countries

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u/KhaosExNihil125 1d ago

That isn’t relevant to the process at all, really a green banana is more like a potato than anything else and it’s just like cooking a potato

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u/TheCatbus_stops_here 1d ago

Aaww, too bad. We have a few types of tiny bananas in my country and the ones I've tried were good. A lot of sweetness in a small package.

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u/Key_Pie_4951 1d ago

I bet it had a great personality

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u/MrYeaBuddy 1d ago

Bet it has a great personality.

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u/yeliaBdE 1d ago

Remember, it's not the size, it's what you do with it...

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u/Vanin1994 1d ago

Make a tiny Nana Split.

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u/BarnieSandlers123 1d ago

You did WHAT to Nana?

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u/Buttonball 1d ago

Not with that tiny ‘nana, but maybe Nana be split by HUGE ‘nana? (Sorry - got carried away there - I’ll leave the room now.)

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u/Ravenchef 21h ago

A Nano split

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u/helpusdrzaius 1d ago

Shove it into your eyeballs. Rather this banana than any other. 

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u/Standard_Ad_6045 1d ago

Its a pretty average size 

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u/WaffleHouseGladiator 1d ago

Maybe even a little bigger than average.  And I bet it has a great personality .

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u/NoMeat9096 1d ago

That's actually perfectly normal and average, I don't know what you're talking about.

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u/CorruSi 1d ago

In fact, I think it's just far away in the picture.

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u/GJKB05 1d ago

Average?? That’s enormous

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u/nullpassword 1d ago

You hands are huge...

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u/Slaughterhouse66 1d ago

It's ok. There are lots of women that enjoy smaller........ plantains.

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u/supercakey 1d ago

We don't banana size-shame here. Every banana is the perfect size.

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u/glitchgamerX 1d ago

That's a pretty big banana if you ask me!

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u/LostMyBackupCodes 1d ago

It was cold

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u/mrv113 1d ago

That' actually a very normal sized banana. Nothing wrong with that banana

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u/Approximately20chars 1d ago

That TV is yuuge, believe me.

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u/darlinglum 1d ago

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u/bobismcbride 22h ago

This is the only appropriate response for this post.

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u/midwest_dimples 1d ago

It’s huge. You should use two hands to handle that thing.

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u/FigureTough9548 1d ago

That banana looks like it runs the most powerful nation on Earth

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u/RCer1986 1d ago

Would certainly be better than the tiny mushroom doing it now.

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u/crispAndTender 1d ago

Looks regular size to me

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u/DesiresQuiet 1d ago

It’s not the size… it’s how it tastes. Or something. :shrug:

Edit: wait, you can grow your own bananas? Like indoor or outdoor? What climate? I thought that shit was like grass and only grows once or something. I am intrigued. 🍌 🌴

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u/42ElectricSundaes 1d ago

That’s a perfectly average banana and I’m told it’s fine

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u/EQ2502 23h ago

Looks normal

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u/TrollKiller247 23h ago

Looks like an average sized banana to me

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u/Illustrious_Log1632 1d ago

Using a normal banana for scale next to a micro banana is peak Reddit conent.🍌🤣

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u/ALilCountryALilHood 1d ago

It’s so cute!

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u/throwme5679 1d ago

Banana for scale needed its own banana for scale

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u/Venian 20h ago

That's a bana

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u/Smoldogsrbest 1d ago

Need a banana for scale

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u/IonTheBall2 ​ 1d ago

Someone had to say it.

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u/Smoldogsrbest 1d ago

Yeah I was surprised all the comments weren’t that.

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u/zorglatch 1d ago

I can’t believe I had to scroll several banana-lengths to find this comment!

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u/cortney-simonis-9072 1d ago

everything remind me of him

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u/Time-Double-80 1d ago

Please do not try to eat it, the seeds in it are huge compared to regular sized bananas

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u/tdquiksilver 1d ago

I read this as "banana from my tiny housemates garden" and it still makes sense.

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u/Crimkam 1d ago

that's a perfectly reasonable size for a banana!

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u/sad_cosmic_joke 1d ago

This is how you get ants!

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u/Didujustcallmejobin 1d ago

Must have been cold out!

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u/wrenblaze 1d ago

Shaq's pov be like:

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u/mateoapollo 1d ago

It's average though?? Not sure why you say "tiny"?

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u/Melodic_Song4224 1d ago

Nature really said “banana but make it travel-sized.”😂 Honestly kinda adorable. Wonder if it tasted any different or was just a tiny regular banana 

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u/Guilty-Assumption887 1d ago

i should call her......

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u/72EEL 1d ago

Omg its so cute

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u/SapphireEcho 1d ago

That ain’t no banana. It’s a binini

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u/FORKNIFE_CATTLEBROIL 1d ago

Lore accurate down to the curve!

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u/danoaudio 1d ago

We'll need a banana for scale...

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u/lastdayluver 1d ago

When could argue it’s a pretty above average sized cylinder

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u/lowkeydumass 1d ago

That's an average looking banana.

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u/surprisingly_alive 1d ago

You should post this to r/mightyharvest!

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u/Slight-Weather7885 23h ago

Id say thats a pretty averaged sized banana, might even be on the bigger side. Also very girthy, i wouldn't complain if that was me, i mean my banana.

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u/DisastrousExistance 20h ago

Needs a banana for scale

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u/rulenumberjuan 13h ago

it was in the pool! the water was cold!

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u/Charon711 10h ago

Heh.... You mean a normal size banana, right?..... Right?

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u/Hour-Pain1631 1d ago

Reddit mods

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u/Striking_Shock_6463 1d ago

How is it your housemates’ garden and not your garden too? Aren’t you housemates?

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u/AnswerOver9028 1d ago

Make one banana choquette.

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u/PaleJelly69 1d ago

THAT THANG IS ALMOST BIGGER THAN ME COCK, AND MY COCK IS HYYYUUUUUGE!!!!

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u/BlessedOne63 1d ago

It’s the motion in the ocean…

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u/shannycat1117 1d ago

How long have they had their tree? What's your climate? Thats actually adorable

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u/Fr05t_B1t 1d ago

“It’s just the angle!”

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u/PuzzleheadedElk2172 1d ago

One of them China bananas

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u/DeliciousStand372 1d ago

what is this, banana for ants??

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u/iTzbr00tal 1d ago

Nice 6” banana!

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u/fineman1097 1d ago

Don't be ashamed. It looks perfectly normal and quite adequate.

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u/Fantastic_Fee2542 1d ago

Damn that's a big banana !!

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u/1peatfor7 1d ago

Tiny? That's huge!!

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u/SignificantGear3046 1d ago

Well, I was always told that there is nothing wrong with small bananas and that some women even prefer them that way!

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u/Nostrocumus 1d ago

That’s giant

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u/cayotedart 1d ago

Looks like a perfectly average size banana to me

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u/ChuckysBarbie 1d ago

I should call him

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u/Nauseabundomundo 1d ago

cute hahahahah

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u/cheesetofuhotdog 1d ago

i would personally call it average

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u/LeoLaDawg 1d ago

My spirit fruit

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u/TinyNannerz 1d ago

You rang?

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u/Common_Mood_8117 1d ago

that banana spent its whole life thinking it was so cool just to be called a tiny banana all over the internet

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u/Cuteshelf 1d ago

Whats the view like from the top of the beanstalk?

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u/Current_Cod_3231 1d ago

Diddy banana! Take that,take that!

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u/CarbonReflections 1d ago

Your housemate grew a single banana?

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u/1unchboxxx 1d ago

When I was a kid, my grandfather would take me to the local markets where they sold bananas that were that size. They were some kind of species that only got that big I think.

It's a core memory of mine, hanging out with him and getting bananas. RIP grandpa

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u/killerdomon 1d ago

It's normal sized OK !!!!

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u/DeadPicture 1d ago

That’s massive

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u/Ansem18 1d ago

Hey dad look at these little bananas!

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u/tela_wilson_555 1d ago

I sang that to the tune of Dirty Diana

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u/srankvs 1d ago

sir that is a perfectly average sized banana

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u/chickanpoo 1d ago

Some people say that bananas that size are better- more comfortable, just as filling as normal bananas.

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u/KrakenMcCracken 1d ago

Was it so good?

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u/TheBeardofCrom 1d ago

..... That's not tiny, it's an average size 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

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u/zushiba 1d ago

Hey! He's doin the best he can!

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u/lexluthor_i_am 1d ago

Tell your housemate he has a tiny banana.

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u/Arikats0 1d ago

"it's average"

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u/Top-Chocolate-321 1d ago

IT'S AVERAGE SIZED 😡

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u/WingsUnfurled 1d ago

[insert some variation of the “I should call him” joke]

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u/bigred2342 1d ago

Got these recently… is this a trend?

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u/BeerStein_Collector 1d ago

I would say that’s slightly larger than average

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u/ouchymeow 1d ago

How small is your house mate?

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u/thr0war0seaway 1d ago

...I should call him.

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u/420farms 1d ago

Im still hungry, but you ate 4 bananas?!

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u/YakYuhk 1d ago

Average size*

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u/gunkalicious 1d ago

jesus christ how can you lift that thing? it's so big!

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u/WalrenaWiggletickles 1d ago

It won't let me post the gif from Futurama where Leela gives Fry a mini fruit salad tree and Fry eats the tiny banana then throws the peel on the ground which Amy slips on. But imagine that gif right now.

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u/kennethkiffer 1d ago

Another day of people showing off their mate’s tiny banana on Reddit.

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u/beastmasterdan 1d ago

Wait a dang minute!! Ive always heard that is BIG...NOT TINY! 😢

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u/_steve_rogers_ 1d ago

It's average!

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u/Cola102583 1d ago

Are u measuring frm the base? Bottom or top?

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u/bvityl 1d ago

Micro

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u/Yellowscrunchy 1d ago

Looks average size to me

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u/jjb0ne 1d ago

does it taste ok?

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u/hourhourly85 1d ago

I think that's average

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u/ininalle 1d ago

Awww it looks like my ex bf 💕

Yes, I know. Low hanging fruit