Received these bad parking notes on my 1st and 2nd day at a new apartment

[u/jlandejr]

I was confused about the first note, because stall 92 had something other than a pickup in it the first day (the notes are from 92). I parked pretty much identical the 2nd day (when I got the other 2 notes), which is shown in the picture. My bumper is against the wall. I just emailed management and told them to move me to a different spot

[u/flyingpyramid]

Does your dad have one eye and no mirrors, or are you just saying he could if he wanted to?

[u/Background_Hurry_200 → u/flyingpyramid]

Glad you asked maybe his dads a superstitious pirate

[u/sacredblackberry → u/Background_Hurry_200]

He's a pirate and a vampire.

[u/bendersbitch → u/Background_Hurry_200]

Yar!

[u/tasteothewild → u/bendersbitch]

Hah! Pirates (captains) very rarely had one eye missing; they just wore one eye patch all the time so they’d have instant night vision below deck!

[u/No_Hetero → u/flyingpyramid]

I'm just saying he could lol

[u/rygel_fievel → u/flyingpyramid]

He’s flexing that his dad is Captain Jack Sparrow.

[u/ClownfishSoup → u/flyingpyramid]

Reminds me of a Leslie Neilson bit;

Neilson to boxer: Are you ready? Are you sure you can beat him?>

Boxer: Sure, I can beat him with one hand!

Neislon: OK, but what if he uses two hands?

[u/ScarletBothrium → u/[deleted]]

The other guy’s spot doesn’t need to be pictured. That’s the point. The car in question is parked perfectly in the middle of their spot. Meaning they are parked exactly how they were supposed to park.
So the person in the other stall shouldn’t be complaining at all.

The size of their truck shouldn’t even matter because he has a reasonable expectation for the car to stay in between the lines, but in this case the car is evenly between the lines. The truck owner is being unreasonable, so people are relating their experience with unreasonable truck owners.

[u/QuinceDaPence → u/[deleted]]

Do we really need more information than 'OP is square in the lines and pickup driver is harrassing them'?

Doesn't really matter what's out of frame or what the truck looks like, if they can't get in with OP there then that's their own problem.