r/interestingasfuck 1h ago

Father crosses the river with his son inside a sack so that he arrives clean at school.

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u/NickdoesnthaveReddit 1h ago

"Back in my day, I was dragged through a river in a bag with 3 minutes of oxygen, through raging rapids where a single mistake would take me off to my demise, in order to get to school, both ways, every day"

u/Fetlocks_Glistening 1h ago

But you tell the young people of today that, and will they believe you?

u/bfcdf3e 12m ago

I heard that in Terry Jones’ voice

u/MrPogoUK 58m ago

But when his dad was a kid he had to drag the bag he was inside himself, and river went uphill and was covered in fifteen feet of snow.

u/NickdoesnthaveReddit 55m ago edited 47m ago

And for his grandpa, it was a river of lava instead of water, and he had to fight a grizzly bear on each side of it.

u/SkitsyCat 32m ago

And his great granddad had to cross several mountains volcanoes, while dodging the lava rain and fighting rabid grizzly bears on every peak he had to pass. While it's hailing bricks!

u/Calm-Ad3747 16m ago

And his great ancestor had to walk across Pangea, while fighting off the cast of Jurassic Park on the lava sea and dodging falling meteorites on one foot, while his other foot was inventing the wheel.

u/Present_Historian_93 10m ago

This sounds like evolution

u/FirstAndOnlyDektarey 5m ago

And that guys ancestor had to fight verizon customer service. Every. Day.

u/_ManMadeGod_ 5m ago

The idea of a rabid grizzly is funny to me lol. As you're being nailed to death you worry for a moment "did I have my rabies vaccine?" 

u/Boneyabba 52m ago

they've never seen snow.

u/Tricky-Mastodon3337 1h ago

LUXURY!!!!!

u/BackloadBack 39m ago

It’s a WATER proof bag… now try it holes in the bag!

u/Tricky-Mastodon3337 37m ago

We used to dream of living in a bag with holes in it!!

u/SchrodingersMinou 0m ago

My family was so poor they had to live in one of the holes!

u/Beautiful-Ad3012 56m ago

The 3 minutes of oxygen mad me dying.lol.

u/somebodyelse22 49m ago

TBH, when we had our first kid, I told a story about how at night I'd seal him in a big plastic bag. That, I claimed, kept him warm and cozy, and as he used up the oxygen, it made him sleep well for quite a few hours.

I must have been convincing because horrified people spent ages trying to talk me out of the idea, pointing out all the risks.

u/mpgd 58m ago

Nah, only on the way to school because the plastic bags are expensive and fragile.

2 in 1. No need to shower when he got home.

u/PeriodontosisSam 48m ago

"Yeah of course, grandpa"

~probably his grandchildren

u/puaka 48m ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/DZAGhcMGVHHt53OeUB

„My father carried me to school in a bubble so I wouldn’t get dirty“

u/Comfortable_Fox8995 21m ago

"Upstream both ways"

u/Gloryboy811 24m ago

Sure thing gramps

u/SmolWarlock 19m ago

So at what point wouldn't you just get a rope pull him across.

u/Natalie12TEG 7m ago

But was the river uphill??

u/Y_Kat_O 1h ago

Crazy how different life is for people in 3rd world countries.

u/CT_7 58m ago

We go out of the way and drive our kids 20 minutes to the next town to a good magnet school and this dad does this. Parents...

u/GeeMcGee 54m ago

Magnet school? Sounds positive

u/thorn_10 54m ago

It attracts a lot

u/Soft-Equal-9065 53m ago

And repels

u/AdJust6959 23m ago

And discriminates the non-iron

u/Titania_1251 0m ago

How ironic

u/mistere213 8m ago

This conversation is pretty polarizing

u/ManoliTee 2m ago

You kinda forced that one

u/Boneyabba 53m ago

uhmm... NORTH?!?

u/Big_Hat_Chester 52m ago

Fucking magnets how do they work?

u/AntalRyder 29m ago

u/Big_Hat_Chester 23m ago

I don't want to talk to scientists, y'all motherfuckers are lying and getting me pissed!

u/-Ignorant_Slut- 48m ago

They all have a negative side.

u/WilsCode 38m ago

Depends, always two sides of a story. No matter the charge. Watt, you don't get it? Amplify your vision bro, there is both a current negative and positive thing we try to fight. We are on the same side bro, don't stay neutral...

To attract bigger batteries, you have to charge yourself first big bro

Keep on doing you, it's electric ⚡💡

u/Alarming-Stomach3902 23m ago

Sorry a what school?!

u/CT_7 11m ago

It's free public school that features a specialized curriculum designed to attract certain students from across an entire school district rather than just the closest school like stem, performing arts, internal baccalaureate, etc. Attract.. get it

u/i_hate_fanboys 10m ago

Just googled it, also didn’t know: A magnet school is a free, public school of choice that features a specialized curriculum designed to draw students from outside traditional neighborhood zoning boundaries

u/snmgl 55m ago

Imagine being in the position of seeing this and building a bridge for them. Hoarding billions in the bank seems so empty.

u/ZetZet 30m ago

Imagine being in the position of living this and having a community that can't come together and build a simple bridge. Why do you all act as if all the people who live in the richer countries are all rich, it's not the money, it never was.

u/TheCommonGround1 22m ago

Your comment makes no sense.

u/Hakul 9m ago

They are very clearly talking about billionaires, not random white American/European people.

u/ZetZet 2m ago

Sure, billionaires probably have more in common with these people that "need our help" than the average American/European person since they also would rather not have a community that functions properly.

u/KonigsbergBridges 39m ago

Mate, this picture is from Missouri.

u/Quick_Scientist_5494 53m ago

Agreed. I'm in India and Westerners can't imagine how much more difficult life is for us..

My driver takes leave unexpectedly, my cook is inconsistent at best and the maid decides her own timings.

u/a-real-sloth 50m ago

I'd ask my music teacher to play the world's smallest violin for you but he took the day off

u/IncomingAxofKindness 42m ago

I asked Siri to play violin music for you but I'm on 5% battery 🪫

u/Imbendo 43m ago

Majority of the people in India are dirt poor. Even many people with cooks and drivers there would be considered poor in developed western countries.

u/OfcourseYouAgree 23m ago

It takes a very special kind of “being stupid” to read this and not understanding that it’s a joke. I guess the quote from George Carlin about how stupid average person is applies well here.

u/printed_ 46m ago

hahahahaha this is gold

u/Healthy_Razzmatazz38 50m ago

i love how people from india post stuff like this without realizing it proves the point that a small portion of the population pays house hold staff dollars a day.

u/uselessprofession 45m ago

I'm nearly 100% sure it's a joke

u/BackloadBack 42m ago

..but not certain, eh? /s

u/ReaDiMarco 31m ago

Dude, it's sarcastic, I don't even think they're from India.

u/demaandronk 27m ago

Newer generations need to get a hold on sarcasm and irony asap, your position is dire.

u/HappyOrca2020 19m ago

That was a sarcastic comment. Guys, is sarcasm a thing in the west? Clearly not!

u/pinkbootstrap 43m ago

If they're not being ironic then I don't want to love on this planet anymore...

u/AthosArmand 50m ago

Maybe because many of us cook themselves, clean their own home and drive or take public transportation ?

u/BackloadBack 41m ago

And demonstrate the trickle down economy in action!

u/Accomplished-Joke404 11m ago

Must be nice to be high up in the cast system…

u/Overall-Tune2909 2m ago

This is a troll post. 

u/Toeknee5 35m ago

How do you even survive? Do you type your comments also like some peasant

u/RingingPea 41m ago

This sounds soo out of touch. But I'm sure your maid's biggest struggle is also having to deal with her maid's timings...

u/NTufnel11 36m ago

So out of touch that nobody would seriously post this

u/Friendly_Hearing_711 49m ago

What you mean by 3rd world country in 2026? The US white house website has an arcade section where you play to build the wall.....for a FiRsT wOrLd country

u/soccerchamp99 46m ago

I mean I get your point, but that also feels pretty first world lol

u/unending_shorelines 26m ago

America is on a downward spiral with a hundred problems popping up daily and you chose this one specifically to compare with the post? It's ridiculous, sure, but that's like the prime example of a first-world problem.

u/Majin_Sus 26m ago

LMAO I dig the aesthetic of the build the wall tetris

u/H1landr 1h ago

They don't have boats. Only plastic bags.

u/nxcrosis 18m ago

I've seen grade school kids cross lagoons at low tide to get to school and back. Most of them bring a change of clothes in plastic bags to change into since even at low tide, the water reaches up to their hips. Some of them cross in rafts but each raft can only hold so many people.

Oh and these islands of ~300-700 people didn't get grid electricity until just last year.

u/unending_shorelines 19m ago

Which is why it always irks me whenever people call the US a third-world country, and it's all over Reddit too.

Yes, Americans are right to point out how much worse things are getting for them and non-Americans have plenty of reasons to hate the US right now, but calling it a third-world country is just downright distasteful and ignorant.

u/OddContribution7724 7m ago

You are 3rd world in many ways

u/whatisthisdream- 47m ago

We should be grateful 🥲

u/bippity12 10m ago

Vietnam isn't a third world country.

u/KitchenCommercial396 6m ago

I'm from a 3rd world country and we drive to school... These are not normal experiences here 😭

u/TheGustl 1m ago

Thats not USA. That happend in the 2nd world.

u/hagertas 41m ago edited 35m ago

Let's start by dropping the term 'Third World' from our vocabulary, it's both outdated AND historically inaccurate, Vietnam was never considered Third World

u/Overall_Sandwich_671 56m ago

Dad, the roads are flooded, so I can't go to school today, right?

That's what you think GET IN THE BAG!

u/Hy0k 11m ago

Get in the robot bag, Shinji

u/pittakun 7m ago

Happy cake day!

u/imfrom_mars_ 1h ago

Context: This was reportedly filmed in Sam Lang village, Dien Bien Province, Vietnam. With the river flooded, a father carried the children across one at a time inside large plastic bags.

u/Capable_Towel_3813 1h ago

You know besides the whole breathing variable it’s not a bad transportation method

u/ozdanish 58m ago

I mean, thats a pretty important variable

u/GourangaPlusPlus 36m ago

Suffocation isn't typical, I'd like to make that point

u/Capable_Towel_3813 51m ago

I would say how important it is depends heavily on other factors and how you intend to use this method. Is there an emergency sharp object to rip a hole, is it a short walk? Are waters turbulent? Does the person carrying you have a weak grip? Idk it wouldn’t be like a hard “no” for me.

u/padfoot9446 18m ago

Given the state of trash bags I would think a sharp object wouldn't be necessary

u/MindCorrupt 17m ago

Thats what Big Oxygen want you to think.

u/EveryAccount7729 51m ago

kid better be trained that if he gets loose from dad he has to rip out of the bag asap.

carry a knife too in there i think. at least in a pocket.

u/DriedSquidd 39m ago

At least until the bag rips.

u/Capable_Towel_3813 34m ago

That is the other most notable variable

u/Robiss 33m ago

Besides the whole breathing variable

u/JonathanBadwolf 8m ago

9/10 super markets agree

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u/PineconeLillypad 49m ago

Maybe they can take them from the turtles... Circle of life

u/Capable_Towel_3813 46m ago

Wow everyone get a load of this guy, trying to steal straws from innocent turtles

u/MarinaAndTheDragons 37m ago

The fact that there’s more than one child omfg 😭

u/AverageFoxNewsViewer 22m ago

Jesus fucking Christ.

Just skip a day of school and wait for the flooding to go down instead of betting your child won't suffocate in the bag or drown in a flood when it rips.

u/Ptatofrenchfry 11m ago

The thing is that these villagers are absolutely desperate to give their children a chance to escape poverty. They would rather do this than let their kids kiss a day of school, because getting a city job or even a scholarship would give their child a much better life. That chance, to them, is worth more than life itself.

You can't compare your standards to those of people from generations of oppression and poverty.

u/AverageFoxNewsViewer 6m ago

these villagers are absolutely desperate to give their children a chance to escape poverty.

And this kid was one piece of driftwood flowing in a flooded river away from escaping it in about 5 minutes.

u/Batmanswrath 1h ago

Maybe my dad's stories of walking to school uphill in knee-high snow both ways were true?

u/Such-Marsupial-200 1h ago

Hes not going to school he returning him to the shop

u/BullBear7 56m ago

As long as he has the reciept and within the return policy.

u/kcolrehstihson_ 14m ago

Still sealed so should fall under warrenty

u/Due_Yesterday_2850 1h ago

I cannot swim so I will get my child to put me in a bag instead

u/DriveFew3761 1h ago

Clean AND alive ? 👀

u/booboo773 57m ago

My thought too.

u/hannamarinsgrandma 57m ago

Reminds me of that docuseries about the most dangerous routes to school.

I remember the one with three little girls in Nicaragua , the oldest being maybe 10 having to row to school across several miles of river with venomous snakes, spiders and the like in a busted boat.

u/360NoHoP3e 1h ago

When i was your age my father dragged me in a sack to school

u/Leading-Onion4659 58m ago

My elders telling me how they went to school:

u/kitjen 35m ago

We really take our easy lives for granted.

u/Beautiful-Ad3012 56m ago

Looks terrible from a far. Like a kidnapped kid in a sack. But this is legit smart and peak dad vibes!!

u/SmolWarlock 15m ago

Spend most of your day getting them to school. Instead of just teaching them how to provide for their family

u/Louverture_Tou 45m ago

My dad also carried me around in his sack

u/SkintoneMalone 33m ago

What brand trash bag is that tho? Glad ain’t holding my big headed kid

u/ppardee 51m ago

What kind of plastic bag is that?

If I put a straw in my clear garbage bags, they look like they had an angry badger in them and this dude's bag can hold a kid??

u/palmallamakarmafarma 46m ago

Opening scenes of the live action re-make of Finding Nhi-Mo

u/-DOOKIE 46m ago

Only the second time he was carried in his father's sack

u/StrangerIrish 37m ago

Amazing. The boy even had the skill and the time to change his shorts while he was in the bag. Inspiring.

u/Cifer_21 1h ago

Seems like a great way to drown/suffocate

u/Large-Ad7436 1h ago

Thats what the bag is for, silly. There's air in there.

u/MrPopCorner 1h ago

Safety means nothing in the eyes of education! /S

u/malthusius 1h ago

Given how ingenious this is, I’d like to think the dad is smart enough to ensure the boy is holding something sharp, just in case

u/chefguy47 57m ago

That’s not a sack OP. It’s a trash bag, but it’s still interesting AF and I’m glad dad is taking his kid to school way more interesting than Little House on the Prairie style.

u/360NoHoP3e 1h ago

Isn't this dangerous,his son may have died if he didn't recieved enough oxygen

u/Seiryuu44 59m ago

I'd be more concerned that the dad slips and accidentally loses grip making the kid get stuck in a plastic bag going down the rapids.... Jesus fuck

u/Bitter_Ad7304 19m ago

This is exactly what I was thinking..why not just put his clothes in the bag instead 😟

u/Final_Vermicelli4401 51m ago

That's how dad's steps up1 when it's about their family!

https://giphy.com/gifs/GFvyYphG4ActxDqhG6

u/Mahrabeel 1h ago

Shorts/shirt changed colour?

u/Fetlocks_Glistening 1h ago

I mean, wouldn't yours?

u/KushySoles 57m ago

Different sons. Father is wet in the second pic.

u/Sensitive_Goose4728 54m ago

Oxygen is overrated anyway...

u/AsmodeusMogart 53m ago

Seems like they could miss a day of school for a flood. Also, has raft technology been lost? Why no pull barge for crossing?

u/Praetorian_1975 52m ago

Some rich dicks gonna see this and setup a tour for other rich dicks ‘rebirthing tours’ cleanse yourself of your sins 🤦🏻‍♂️
https://giphy.com/gifs/X8p19JRt6cNWg

u/Objectionne 50m ago

Ok but I feel like all it would take is for the bag to slip out of this fella's grasp and this could turn pretty bad pretty quickly?

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u/Harddicc 47m ago

If the sack pop, the child will be waterboarded with flood water

u/XeviousJr 44m ago

Imagine the stories this kid Will tell his grandkids when theycomplain

u/SaarN 43m ago

I feel like I'm watching those fake 3rd world jungle construction videos, where they start digging with thair hands and suddenly a pool appears a shot later.
What happens next year? a bigger bag? That kid isn't going to stay lightweight either

u/billywitt 32m ago

Is that kid playing a video game while he’s being pulled across a swollen river?

u/Dom1173 25m ago

Top dad.

u/Leaded-BabyFormula 23m ago

There's absolutely a safer way to do this. Plus, a week or month of classes isn't worth risking your child's life over.

u/LongHaulHomeDawg 20m ago

Not every river is an immediate danger to man

u/Leaded-BabyFormula 19m ago

Yeah but putting your child in a plastic bag and floating them across one is lmao

u/DigitalRealmsS 16m ago

Could just put some changing clothes in the bag as long as the kid knows how to cross the river himself

u/Altruistic-Catch8541 15m ago

Clean and not breathing

u/Minyal27 13m ago

But there is still air in the bag. So why?

u/Puzzleheaded_Ask5538 13m ago

Reminds me of the time when our district was hit by floods and all roads swept away in along the river, my ather used to take me and my brother to school daily via jungle and two violent streams, 8 km on foot. Fortunately it was only 3 months situation. I should call my dad. 

u/HugoBoss1985 12m ago

Back in dad's sack

u/Beautiful_Ocean254 10m ago

Suffocation?

u/number5of7 9m ago

Suddenly the endurance journeys to school by the dad from the emotional damage guy skits seem much more credible.

u/SpenceAlmighty 6m ago

He's a good Dad right there

u/Amethyst271 3m ago

dads can do stuff like this?

u/TheHeroKingN 1m ago

This must be the way our parents described traveling to school I guess.

When this kid tells his son “my father used to travel across a river and put me in a bag just to get me to school” he’ll actually not be lying or exaggerating

u/mhythes 1m ago

CO2 poisoning risk

u/Right-Funny-8999 0m ago

Different shorts - anyone checked if it’s just AI sadness

u/Frosty-Soil1656 1h ago

He even changed outfits

u/redditbattles 52m ago

Sure... Or you could build a bridge.

u/cat_peee 1h ago

giant condom

u/Whole-Scientist-2469 1h ago

HEY HEY HEY

u/TitusKalvarija 1h ago

Fake. These guys are siblings. Older one is just packing younger in the bag and they have fun

u/mariuszmie 1h ago

This is America in 2028 when Donny and the billionaires have their way and just scrap taxes and any kind of rule and administration - jungle rules and 0 infrastructure

u/r_anemoia 1h ago

Sacrifices