r/bald 15h ago

Is it time ?

335 Upvotes

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u/gobblewonkergrump 12h ago

It’s past time! Finish the job and shave 🪒, you will look and feel better! 😊👍

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u/FerdinandTheBullitt Bald - Man 12h ago

You're late for your very important date... with a razor

https://giphy.com/gifs/dZd2D5Da1954I

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u/myturtleatemyhw Hair Headed - Woman 12h ago

You have about as much hair as my newborn baby lol. It's not doing you any favors, shave it off. It's distracting from your good features, I guarantee it.

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u/ldifalco1 Bald - Man 11h ago

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u/dathowell 12h ago

Long past, don thy robe and remove thy hair

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u/Anthrogynous 12h ago

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u/Wonderful_Mouse_1947 12h ago

Wish I had an award to give 😂

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u/MrUbl 11h ago

There are a few that are free now.

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u/BrixtonColorado 11h ago

Do you have to reach a certain criteria... been looking for them but nothing on my end, I did purchase and gave away awards, but, free is nice.

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u/MrUbl 11h ago

Here's a screenshot. There must be a criteria if you don't have it.

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u/Wonderful_Mouse_1947 10h ago

Yea looks like there is a requirement… That’s too bad the comment was gold

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u/hamiltonscale 12h ago

If you told me you found wisps of dirty cotton candy on the floor and put it on your head to be silly…that would be more believe than you wondering if that look is good.

Brother, please make the obvious decision and feel a confidence that you haven’t felt since the day before you first noticed thinning all those years ago. Join us!

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u/DrasticOne333 12h ago

Bro… it’s BEEN time. C’mon, join us.

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u/ttthatguyy 12h ago

It’s been time…for a LONG time.

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u/moonisflat 12h ago

Hold for a week, the remaining 47 hairs will fall themselves or shave it off and regain your dignity.

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u/ddubspecial 11h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/YV7aP2I8kQXHa
Bro you got the Linus haircut yeah of course it is

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u/cyainanotherlifebro 11h ago

Don’t listen to all these/img/x8xxjisd0enh1.gif

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u/Silver-Kangaroo7108 11h ago

Die Frage muss ragebait sein. Der Zug ist längst abgefahren. Du solltest dich beeilen und endlich aufspringen. Ich verstehe einfach nicht, wovor die Menschen Angst haben. Und weshalb sie an dem wenigen bis nichts auf dem Kopf festhalten. Keine Ahnung. Bei mir ging es Mitte 20 los. Geheimratsecken, die immer größer wurden. Nach 4 oder 5 Jahren dachte ich mir beim Blick in den Spiegel. Verdammt, das sieht Scheiße aus. Und habe zur Maschine gegriffen und mir die Haare abrasiert. Und da sah es um ein vielfaches besser aus, als bei dir jetzt.

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u/shiwenbin 12h ago

Nah you’re good!
/s

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u/Taygick 12h ago

Some of yall got to be kidding. I was in denial for a long time, but yeah, it’s definitely time.

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u/bobcat74 12h ago

Oh man !! Dude break out the clippers . Its time

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u/kawanero 12h ago

It was time a decade ago. Do it, man, and keep some of that facial hair. You’ll look fab’!

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u/hopium_od 12h ago

My brother in bald...

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u/Funny-Coconut-85 11h ago

Is water wet?

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u/PatMosby Bald Enthusiast 11h ago

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u/Saibot93 11h ago

Dude, come on. You HAVE to already know that it’s been LONG past time. You got a full cul-de-sac with a just a few wisps left on top. What are you still holding onto…? Finish the job already.

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u/Some-Platform1968 Bald - Man 12h ago

Give it another month and the job might naturally take care of itself. Jokes aside, it’s time but you’ll be fine. Can already tell you have a nice shaped head, rocking a good beard. You got this!

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u/Realistic-Might4985 11h ago

It was time 4 or 5 years ago….

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u/racejustint 11h ago

Brother....

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u/ladyorion2021 11h ago

Way past due. Keep the mustache/beard though.

https://giphy.com/gifs/Oh9war8xV6zWY5iYyh

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u/redbloodedruski 11h ago edited 5h ago

it's time to baldly go

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u/Either-Action-7439 11h ago

My dude, it's been time. 

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u/Decent-Respond-5053 11h ago

Who said it wasn’t time 🤣

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u/762way 11h ago

What hair product are you using on your hair? Cuz to me it's either Elmer's Glue or possibly gorilla glue, the quicker the better

Current hair gives OP the creepy vibe

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u/chodemunch1 10h ago

God bless your barber.

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u/usercide 7h ago

Brother, it’s past time but never too late to join us.

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u/Significant-Owl7994 12h ago

Do it. You'll physically feel better for starters

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u/Morgalisa 12h ago

You may have waited just a little too late. But just in time.

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u/Army7547 12h ago

Let’s make this your hero montage

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u/bamagirl4u 12h ago

Yes! We'll be anxiously awaiting the results from your glowup (shaved head)!

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u/Mental_Goal2380 Hair Headed - Woman 12h ago

it is time my brother 🪒🪒🪒

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u/Comfortable-Can-8545 12h ago

Clean shave today!!

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u/pdt236 12h ago

So many people go straight to a full shave. Sometimes keeping it trimmed/cut short looks just as good. If you’re nervous, try that first, go with a 1.5-2 all the way around. Or try a skin fade up to a 1.5-2.

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u/Caffeinated_Narwhal_ 12h ago

Does a frog bump its ass when it hops?

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u/denbushi 11h ago

100% Yes

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u/607Center 11h ago

Oh my, yes!

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u/LankyNinja558899912 11h ago

Bro ... let it go.

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u/Toeholdz_ 11h ago

Bro time for what?

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u/Freckledcutie2420 11h ago

In denial much?

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u/PapaDeejay 11h ago

Past due brother

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u/No-Exam-8383 11h ago

Are we dead ahh💔

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u/Altruistic-Red 11h ago

Brother, we can see all the possibility hiding behind those few strands of hair. Take the plunge!

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u/Ozymandias0023 11h ago

Take it off! Take it off! Take it off!

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u/lvuheather 11h ago

Please.... now

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u/bishophelps 11h ago

Absolutely.

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u/Mafesto15 11h ago

The time came and went but there's no time like the present.

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u/Impossible_Balance11 11h ago

Way past, my friend. Will look SO. MUCH. BETTER all gone.

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u/StreetForever 11h ago

It’s like a hamburger with a side of fries but instead it’s a baldburger with a side of stripes

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u/Dae85 10h ago

Yes.

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u/DonJuanPrawns 10h ago

Brother it was time years a go

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u/Phoephoe1 10h ago

Babe!!

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u/wtbrift 10h ago

Well past time. You'll look so much better when you shave of what you have left.

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u/TreeOffTheTee 10h ago

Yeah bro, just jump in, water is fine! Feel the freedom and send us some post cut pics

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u/jacques1982 10h ago

Yes definitely

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u/corkgunsniper 10h ago

Is the hairline in the room with us?

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u/Inevitable4Tone 10h ago

With all do respect, I first thought this was a very young baby's head showing the baby's first hairs. Yeah I think it's time.

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u/AnOrangeSasquatch 10h ago

This you brother?

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u/Repogeezer 10h ago

Join us now and we’ll rule the galaxy

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u/BigDeckEnergy21 10h ago

Looks like my nuts

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u/wynneandtonic 10h ago

(Respectfully)

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u/Willow1883 10h ago

Was it time five years ago, yes.

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u/Ixm01ws6 10h ago

Been time homie

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u/AC031415 10h ago

My dude, you know as well as we do, time is of the essence.

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u/VEVV_1451 10h ago

Damn bro.

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u/Delirious_Puppet 10h ago

Bro it was time like 4 years ago

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u/STLMuel 10h ago

If you went back in time, you would still be late

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u/Middle-Outside-8222 10h ago

Homies glow up and confidence is going to be crazy.

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u/blackcain 9h ago

waay past time - time to become a better version of yourself!

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u/Merluzoooooor 9h ago

Yes, it’s definitely time. Do it a.s.a.p…

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u/FirstSam_17 9h ago

Is it time?? JHC Man… it’s past time!

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u/Laleaky 9h ago

Why do so many of these “before” photos have the same feel as mugshots?

DO IT.

I want to see the wholesome, smiling “after” picture.

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u/Vast-Translator5616 9h ago

It time to c’mon home

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u/kingcolbe 9h ago

I think you know

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u/Hour_Village 9h ago

You have to be trolling. You wore a hat for 3 months just to get that picture 😆

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u/TransparentMastering 9h ago

Let’s see it buddy!!

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u/SpadoCochi 9h ago

You have been bald for a long time

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u/ancaleta 9h ago

I have seen thousands of pictures of bald men on here and never have I seen anyone more ready dude. Please for the love god shave your head

(coming from another bald man)

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u/Zachhcazzach Bald by Choice 9h ago

That’s crazy how there’s no pattern. It looks like a full head of hair that’s just…fading out all at once

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u/Significant-Owl2652 9h ago

Oh c'mon man.

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u/NotQuiteaName7 9h ago

Ah...the first picture it took me a second to realize it was a head. It was time a while back.

Free the dome duder.

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u/Weasel_Cannon 9h ago

Bruh if you wait any longer you won’t even have to shave. No time like the present!

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u/revolutionoverdue 9h ago

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now.

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u/0110010E 9h ago

I say this with love my man… but it looks like it’s been time for about 10 years.

Shave it tonight and never look back.

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u/MPLS2NOLA 9h ago

Tomorrow immediately after work. By Tuesday no one will even notice. Triple blade and shaving soap. If you have a clipper, cut as much as possible off first

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u/thetruth0808 9h ago

I think it’s so funny when ppl with wisps of hair ask is it time? Like are we not looking at the same pics? 😂