r/bald • u/Hiyori_Kitagawa • Jun 13 '26
Bald Picture I did not consult the council cause I already knew what needed to be done, this sub just helped me gain the confidence to finally do it.
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u/LegalGlass6532 Jun 13 '26
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u/FCR_6X Jun 13 '26
Its genuinely hilarious how committing to bald is just a good looking cheat code for dudes. I went the opposite way and grew mine out, but I'll try this on at some point.
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u/FinalMeltdown15 Jun 13 '26
Same I grew mine out in my early 20s (now my late 20s) and figured I’ll ride that out as long as Mother Nature allows but if this sub shows one thing, it’s to not fear the chrome dome
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u/robjoko Jun 13 '26
Someone needs to edit this and make him bald
Also idk why I’m even here I have a full head of hair reddit just keep showing me posts lol
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u/Content-Honeydew9340 Jun 13 '26
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u/Content-Honeydew9340 Jun 13 '26
Jk I'm a 37 year old woman and I have no idea how I got here but I love it 😂
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u/SpectralStones Jun 13 '26
Same way but if my hairline ever starts creeping back it's all gone the next day because if there's one thing this totally unrelated to my life subreddit has taught me since it started popping up in my algorithm is that everyone looks better bald than they do balding!
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u/LadyMogMog Support Committee Jun 13 '26
My brain cannot compute that this is the same person. Jesus Lord.
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u/AvocadoToastFailure Jun 13 '26
Right? Ginger Lumberjacked and Hottie McEyebrow don’t even look like they’re related.
I’m saving this post so that if I ever go on the run, I can look up OP to do my disguise makeover.
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u/TheRabidBadger Jun 13 '26
I refuse to accept that those two pix are of the same person.
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u/The-Final-Reason Jun 13 '26
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u/ThePrincessTrunks Jun 13 '26
Dude my girlfriend is on this app. Also I’m on this app god damn.
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u/Prinzka Jun 13 '26
Dude my girlfriend is on this app.
I don't think you have to worry.
Also I’m on this app god damn
He's coming for you
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u/2Lemons1Tub Jun 13 '26
Honestly. What. The. Fuck.
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u/hot_memory_stove Jun 13 '26
I gasped holy shit I was not prepared
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u/No_Shine_6124 Jun 13 '26
I gaped
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u/GreatMovesKeepItUp69 Jun 13 '26
o -> O
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u/Lil-Spicy-Noodle Jun 13 '26
warn me first before posting porn , i opened ur comment at work and almost got caught
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u/alewiina Jun 13 '26
This made me laugh so much. But also same, I’m literally a lesbian and I yelled “WHAT THE F*CK” in awe at the second pic lmao 😍😍😍
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u/legomaniasquish Jun 13 '26
WERE a lesbian
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u/alewiina Jun 13 '26
This made me laugh so much. But also same, I’m literally a lesbian and I yelled “WHAT THE FUCK” in awe at the second pic lmao
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u/hackinwhackinsmackin Jun 13 '26
Every time
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u/vector_o Jun 13 '26
To be fair it's only natural that these are the posts that get more attention and show up on your feed
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u/AHappyLittleSlut Jun 13 '26
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u/Status-Secret-4292 Jun 13 '26
Ahaha, your user name is hilarious, especially since your profile is sfw
I admire a girl who knows what she wants and has the confidence to pursue it
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u/_DizzyPunch Jun 13 '26
Gaaaaaaahhhhhhhhddaamn!
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u/sumdude51 Jun 13 '26
Straight male, literally what I said out loud
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u/ChimmyChanga024 Jun 13 '26
Lesbian here, I thought the god damn same thing 🤭😅
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u/PissedOffPotter Jun 13 '26
Lesbian here also. I said the same thing
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u/OccasionalTransit Jun 13 '26 edited Aug 04 '26
Mellow yarn satchel maple nutmeg sparrow marble cucumber
This post was anonymized with Redact.dev
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u/PissedOffPotter Jun 13 '26
Let’s get all the Friday night lesbians on Reddit to sound off…. Ready… 1… 2…3…
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u/Kitty_Kat_Attacks Jun 13 '26
This sounds like you’re only calling for those who are Lesbians on Friday 😂
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u/PissedOffPotter Jun 13 '26
I’ll also accept Tuesday and Saturday Lesbians- but not the lesbians rolling in to work on a Saturday morning wearing the same clothes from Friday. You smell like sex and I’m jealous.
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u/South-Set-1809 Jun 13 '26
And another lesbian here..... Sheesh I had to check my lesbian card for an expiration date
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u/atherdawn Jun 13 '26
I don’t know if I need to give my sexuality or not now, but bro got an out-loud “oh my!”
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u/NotNobody_Somebody Jun 13 '26
I didn't. I said, 'Holy shit!'.
Dude looks amazing.
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u/Absurd069 Jun 13 '26
Lmao me too, also straight man but we gotta recognize game.
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u/Potofantom Jun 13 '26
Lmao I literally just said “Excuse me, sir” 😅😅😅
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u/unapologetically_Gr8 Jun 13 '26
I’m not sure what number lesbian I am in this line but I said ‘ oh my, reverse hoodwink’. Meow
Sir, please tone it down on a Friday night. My heart can’t take all this. You are definitely getting laid with that attitude.10
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u/AdamInJP Jun 13 '26
He went from someone I would worry might hate crime me to someone I definitely would see at the gay bar.
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u/ZeroKarmasGiven69 Jun 13 '26
Opposite of what I said. My minds eye saw the dye, accented eyebrow cut, more dye and so on. My boy looks like a leather daddy.
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u/nose_poke Jun 13 '26
I actually gasped aloud. In the best way!
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u/100moreLBs2lose Jun 13 '26
Thanks to this sub, I am convinced every man needs to shave their head. They all look so damn hot!!
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u/Swimming_Onion_4835 Jun 13 '26
My husband’s hair is thinning just a little bit at the corners of his forehead, on either side of his widow’s peak. It’s happening veeery slowly, probably exacerbated by years of wearing baseball caps, but he’s vain enough that he’s already said he’s gonna shave that shit off the second it’s at the obvious balding stage. I think he meant it to sound like a playful threat, but here I am secretly wishing it would hurry up because god he would be hot af bald. 😅
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u/ChocolateDream24 Jun 13 '26
Literally just exclaimed, "motherfucker!" There's glow up, and there's suddenly a cover model.
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u/Zestyclose-You-100 Jun 13 '26
My guy, you just have the entire spectrum of genders drooling now. Well done.
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u/citrus_lilac Jun 13 '26
Just out of curiosity, what’s the inspiration for the beard dye?
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u/Hiyori_Kitagawa Jun 13 '26
I do this from time to time to change up my appearance abit. Keeps people on their toes haha.
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u/xDragonetti Jun 13 '26
I used to wear a double sided shirt to work for the same reason. I’d come back from my long break with it flipped and then tell people I’d been wearing the same shirt all day. I mean I didn’t lie. 😂🤣
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u/RagnarokVII Jun 13 '26
Not attempting to be offensive, but out of curiosity what is your orientation? I am a straight man with a wife but am mostly ace, but was wanting to know as an almost middle aged dude 36, if beard dying is acceptable these days in the heteronormative spaces?
Eta: also looking good my friend. :)
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u/marlinbrando721 Jun 13 '26
looks like your about to drop an onlyfans link. looking amazing brother!
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u/lucidforever Jun 13 '26
off topic but does anyone know the origin of this gif? I do not sports
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u/hayz00s Jun 13 '26 edited Jun 13 '26
That specific gif was from this UFC fight. One of the reasons for that reaction was because there was a lot of hype around the defending champ, Zhang Weili, and it was a little unexpected for the underdog to win in that fashion.
Edit: I was wrong about the fight lmao. Someone else was correct and commented, it was this one. interestingly enough, similar story. Underdog defeated a reigning champ to win the belt via head kick KO.
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u/Merakiq Jun 13 '26
Jaw dropping
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u/abe559 Jun 13 '26
I genuinely cannot understand how you got your beard to look like that from picture to picture. Please teach me your ways oh great one
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u/xXFallen_DarknessXx Jun 13 '26
Is that eyeliner, or do you just have fantastically luscious eyelashes?
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u/Odd_Daikon3621 Jun 13 '26
You look like an old timey circus weightlifter in the unitard and the perfectly round weights, just need the curly stache
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u/SovietBlyatman Here for the Vibes Jun 13 '26
So basically, you became Perry Saturn from WWE/WCW.
Based.
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u/Hateinyoureyes Jun 13 '26
You just went from no girlfriend to 10 boyfriends