r/SipsTea 9h ago

Chugging tea Diddy do much time? No, not really.

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Sean "Diddy" Combs' projected federal prison release date has been adjusted once more, with the Bureau of Prisons now listing February 5, 2028 as his expected release, confirmed by multiple outlets tracking his case. This marks yet another shift in a timeline that's changed repeatedly since he began serving his
50-month sentence in October 2025, having originally been projected for a June 2028 release before steadily moving earlier.
The adjustments appear tied to standard federal Good Conduct Time credits and his participation in a Residential Drug Abuse Program, both of which can shorten time served under federal sentencing guidelines. His legal team continues pursuing an appeal of the conviction itself, even as the projected release date continues shifting closer.

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u/TankApprehensive3053 9h ago

Is that when the prison supply of baby oil is projected to run out?

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u/Soloact_ 9h ago

Nah they're saving the last bottle for his going-away party.

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u/Chubuwee 5h ago

You gotta release him and raise the prices of baby oil. Thats the only way to fix our economy

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u/Mrbigdaddy72 9h ago

He lubed the system

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u/Soloact_ 9h ago

“Lubed the system” is foul lmao.

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u/Buki1 9h ago

He will slip through the back door

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u/Horse_Dad 8h ago

Greased a few palms.

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u/Mrbigdaddy72 8h ago

Hairy Palmer

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u/CactusToothBrush 8h ago

Few butt holes too

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u/LoosePrisonPurse 7h ago

Slipped through the cracks.

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u/Tyler-LR 8h ago

It’s like the politician from the first X-men movie. Iykyk

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u/Tasty_1097 5h ago

Pretty soon he’s gonna slip right through those bars

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u/DoookieMaxx 9h ago

Johnson & Johnson lobbying for their number 1 baby oil consumer to be freed.

https://giphy.com/gifs/bIVwI510OhHWyul485

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u/Lucky-Mia 3h ago

Global consumption went down by 38.7% the day he went away. He was their second biggest market after China.

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u/iafx 9h ago

It’s called the First Step Act. Almost every federal inmate that programs gets reduced time. They knock a whole year off with RDAP.

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u/Melodic_Airport362 9h ago

first step should only apply to non-violent crimes

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u/Dry_Jellyfish641 9h ago

FSA has a ton of loopholes. His charge qualifies for FSA, and he would qualify for a year off from RDAP. He will be out next year. Had he finished rdap already he would have gotten out this December

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u/BlackPhoenix1981 9h ago

Yep. You got to love that revolving door legal system.

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u/Various_Candidate499 8h ago

I agree but I think it would still apply to Diddy as he wasn't convinced of a violent crime, unless I'm mistaken?

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u/Objectionne 52m ago

He was convicted of 'transportation for the purposes of prostitution' which isn't a violent crime.

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u/GreenGhoblin 3h ago

I’ve also heard a story that Diddy allegedly beat up another inmate. So not like he’s been sitting quiet in there

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u/JuryZealousideal3792 8h ago

Lol. Lmao even.

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u/haroldflower27 7h ago

No he lubed the system duhhhh

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u/More_Atmosphere_1717 9h ago

It’s embarrassing (and expensive) to be an American these days. 

Everything I was told about this country as a kid was a complete lie. 

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u/hellyeahaeylleh 9h ago edited 7h ago

Because when youre younger, you have more drive for freedom amd theres less routine and complacency. They did to us with schooling the way they do schooling. We were lied to in adolescence and young adulthood to maintain the status quo of "GET FUCKED"

Imagine if we weren't in school being indoctrinated and saw what was happening daily at home and in society, and were raised actually bearing witness instead of "put your head in the books of lies all day everyday". We'd have revolted by now.

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u/hellyeahaeylleh 7h ago

I fear for our children most because they will be raised using LLMs telling them lies and being told its intelligence. The lower classes will lose critical thinking.

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u/trainwreckd 1h ago

It’s truly painful dealing with the youth these days. There is so much complacency, complaining, & expectations. I’m not hating or trying to generalize, just what I run across at retail, fast food, those types of places. They have purposely & successfully dumbed down an entire generation at least. So sad when we have instant access to endless info, kinda.

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u/DazzlerPlus 22m ago

Schooling didn't do anything wrong to you dumbass.

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u/CaitSith18 3m ago

I went to university before the financial crisis, and my economics professor said something that stuck with me: despite all the facts, Americans still believe in the American dream. That ended a little over 30 years ago.

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u/Harry_Testa-Coles 8h ago

Remember the food pyramid? Or being told dinosaur bones somehow decomposed into oil? 😂

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u/Kermit_the_hog 7h ago

  being told dinosaur bones somehow decomposed into oil

I’m 43 and I don’t remember that part 🤷‍♂️. There’s a reason you find oil in ancient marine deposits. Where’d the dinosaur connection come in?

Edit: I know that is or was a myth or whatever, I guess I’m wondering was that actually a part of your education curriculum?

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u/djangogator 5h ago

Internet and Facebook fucked us.

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u/BullBear7 1h ago

Wait to until your learn about the real "commies".

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u/Essigucha 8h ago

Yep, it’s really depressing.

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u/BamaOfTheBonairs 7h ago

I’m a black man in America and I love it. If you life is shit, maybe you should work on making your own life better.

It’s not the counties fault, it’s yours.

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u/pre2010youtube 6h ago

Bot ass response

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u/Soloact_ 9h ago

America has plenty to be embarrassed about, but idk if this is the example.

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u/More_Atmosphere_1717 9h ago

It’s a flawless example.

A powerful man was on video kicking the shit out of a woman who was naked under a blanket, trafficked across state lines, and much much more, but because he’s very wealthy he’s facing only a couple of years.

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u/jfkrfk123 9h ago

You’re right. That’s an example of a really shitty aspect of American culture.. there’s some good stuff here too. Nobody is perfect..

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u/More_Atmosphere_1717 8h ago

You don’t get to have a rapist pedophile in the White House, see innocent protesters murdered in cold blood, see the current administration attack voting rights, threaten allies, engage in clear fraud and erase black history in museums, and say

“Aw shucks we’re not perfect”

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u/jfkrfk123 8h ago

Oops…. Makes sense

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u/elrangarino 9h ago

I wanna nominate apple bobbing as another, sorry

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u/jamwin 9h ago

Him and Ghislaine are going to re-open Epstein Island, it will be called Redaction Bay.

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u/Melodic_Airport362 9h ago

Epstein class

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u/Trustoryimtold 9h ago

They spelled diddler wrong

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u/VioletShogun 9h ago

Women spent more time chained in his basement than he's spending in prison.

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u/Lost_Department_2177 9h ago

His dad worked for frank lucas.

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u/Efficient_Raise_5767 3h ago

Diddy was groomed and molested by Clive Davis from a young boy him a Clive are lovers why do you think Clive would just gift him bad boy records?

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u/GollyLoh 8h ago

Once he gets out, I hope they will charge him for ordering the hit on Tupac

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u/Zealousideal-Arm6148 9h ago

That fresh out of the pen white party about to be generational

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u/Therealginahandler 9h ago

He got a back order of baby oil in someone elses name just waiting for the day.

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u/SatinBonbonn 9h ago

He will be back hosted parties before 2028 at this rate

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u/alucardian_official 9h ago

Fuck Diddy!!

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u/GroundbreakingAd8310 9h ago

One might say hes sliding through the system

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u/haroldflower27 7h ago

He lubed the system

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u/dirtyforker 9h ago

Im still shocked Danny M got like 30 years for far less evidence.

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u/YcemeteryTreeY 8h ago

Scientology doesn't have the pull Diddy does apparently.

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u/Gwynito 9h ago

The higher ups in the shadows have to make sure he's taken care of, he for SURE has a Deadman switch ready to go

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u/Mr_BigglesworthIII 8h ago

He is selling people out

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u/haroldflower27 7h ago

No he just lubed the system

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u/Soloact_ 9h ago

Dude’s sentence is on sale.

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u/enzo11242020 9h ago

Clearance rack in 2027 fa sho

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u/Economy_Price_5295 9h ago

I mean, dude beat murder accusations for years lol.

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u/Dasawan 9h ago

And Jeffrey Epstein is over here just not killing himself

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u/Odd_Masterpiece_835 9h ago

To where? lol 😂
You watch, Hollywood and the rest will welcome him back. They’ll release some product like Ellen the Degenerate tried so as to try to desensitize. Super Bowl anyone?

NOPE! He’s gonna be the Baby Oil Bandit his entire life.

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u/IndyEric07 9h ago

Now who is RKelly gonna pee on in prison???
https://giphy.com/gifs/udfjmHSFv3LiM

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u/Dog_Baseball 8h ago

Fuck this guy. He put a hit on TuPac. Keep him locked up.

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u/HalfwayBuddha 8h ago

The elite cant lose the island AND the lotion boy

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u/BigMack6911 7h ago

He's a rat. He's telling everything. Why ya think they just had the 2pac trial after 30 years

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u/AntAble4542 8h ago

How much did he squeal and how much did he pay?

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u/Deep_Fried_Bussy 9h ago

His team getting ready for the Amazon shipments of baby oil

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u/phallic-baldwin 9h ago

A week before the Superbowl

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u/Parking-Cress-4661 9h ago

Just found the right Trump toady to bribe. A few million more and it never happened.

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u/Timely_Analysis_3340 9h ago

He must owe trump a freak off

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u/Waste_Philosophy4250 4h ago

His contacts are not big enough though. Child rapists with better connections be livin' large out here. 

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u/KitchenTeacher429 9h ago

When he gets out he is going after 50 cent. Save this post

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u/Notabot5500 9h ago

I’m sure 50 Cent is shaking in his boots

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u/KitchenTeacher429 8h ago

The unstoppable force meets the immovable object

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u/boyuber 8h ago

Pedos and sex pests get expedited service in the Trump administration.

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u/enzo11242020 9h ago

Who’s ACTUALLY surprised?!

Bill Cosby served less than 3 years.

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u/haroldflower27 7h ago

You wanna see something unsettling now about Cosby ? Go watch his white owl commercial from the 90’s What he says and the hindsight is just. Horrific

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u/Uhhlaska 9h ago

Well with current inflation, baby oil has got to be 30-40 dollars per bottle here in the near future, especially with the elections being so close

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u/Dry_Jellyfish641 9h ago

He will be out by June 2027, save this comment. The only thing that will keep him in there is if Nevada puts a hold on him for the Tupac murder. That will prevent any pre-release to a halfway house

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u/Emmahnim 9h ago

Are we really suprised

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u/suesing 8h ago

He’ll be out next summer.

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u/Socketz11 8h ago

Time is money, and money buys time.

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u/ohnotchotchke 8h ago

He’s probably taking some rehab courses that reduce his sentence. I’m not sure what his original sentence is, but in the prison where I work, if an inmate completes a 22 week program of CBI, they can get up to 2 weeks off their sentence.

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u/H4mm3r_D4nc3 8h ago

Hol up. Didn’t he just get caught with prison wine? How he getting a reduction?

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u/RonSwanson714 7h ago

Different rules for some people

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u/Comfortable_Care2715 8h ago

He’s probably got connections with Johnson & Johnson

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u/splashaddikt 8h ago

He should’ve never went to prison

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u/Rw1222 8h ago

The rapist Sean is going to be let out of jail early? !?!

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u/Ambitious-Duck7078 8h ago

Wasn’t he just in solitary? And gets time reduced?! Damn.

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u/supercali45 8h ago

He just has to pay the Pedo, gonna be Nikki Minaj

Society needs to just cancel his ass once he is out

He gonna just Chris Brown himself back

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u/3LeetHaxor 8h ago

They’re going to try to push it more, trump will be voted out that year if not sooner and I don’t think diddy has a whole lot of democratic connections.

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u/Owenblake1984 8h ago

Every time I see a new release date for this guy, it keeps getting earlier 

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u/UP_Madman 7h ago

Hahaha he trying to get out before the next case starts. Fuck him.

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u/jtrage 7h ago

It’s sad when you spend more time in court than you do in prison.

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u/InvizableShadow 7h ago

Yeah, like the prostate button, or the gag reflex button.

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u/Fancy_Brick_5520 7h ago

Just so everyone knows. We can cuck our way out of jail

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u/Wide-Satisfaction-82 6h ago

It’s just money and good lawyers
America is corrupt

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u/Possible-Syrup8169 6h ago

Must be the baby oil ppl—thanks Johnson & Johnson. Fucking perverts

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u/MiloGoesToTheFatFarm 6h ago

Genuinely nervous about his revenge tour.

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u/Few_Efficiency2022 6h ago

Dude wants to be out to play GTA VI

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u/ExplodingHalibut 6h ago

He has blackmail or is a snitch

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u/RickHuf 6h ago

I'm surprised he hasn't been pardoned

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u/SnooMacarons3689 6h ago

About to check in on Keefe D

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u/Then_Sir7372 5h ago

At this rate they’ll just release him by the end of this year.

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u/Entire-Ratio-9681 5h ago

Demons always have friends.

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u/RadRimmer9000 5h ago

Must be all that white privilege I keep hearing about. 🙄

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u/Global-Beach-7415 5h ago

But Diddy do it? (of course he did)

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u/Wisk444 4h ago

‘Not guilty and I’m filthy’

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u/Efficient_Raise_5767 3h ago

Clive Davis groomed and molested Diddy from a young age thats why he is massive POS he is. I can only imagine they've all got dirt on everyone from the white party's and there using this as leavage? Diddy was to smart to keep all the footage in one location someone else definitely has it. Evil people doing disgusting evil things.

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u/Fabio__28 3h ago

Prison sentence matching his stage name

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u/Tablesalt2001 3h ago

I don't really get why they're still protecting him. He's already convicted they could easily use Diddy as a scapegoat to pacify people.

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u/Overall_Win4144 2h ago

Trump did it. Idk how, I xant prove it. But they both have a strong history together

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u/Happy-For-No-Reason 1h ago

Is he free and clear of everything after this or does he have other pending enquiries after he gets out

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u/JusSayING_Mi 1h ago

Get him outta there before the world ends dooms day

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u/youvebeensamboozled 1h ago

that's my fucking birthday GROSS

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u/DueDefinition6421 1h ago

He's oiled a few cocks palms

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u/Junior_Tumbleweed_82 58m ago

Can’t wait for the comeback album.

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u/Junior_Tumbleweed_82 58m ago

Can’t wait for the comeback album.

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u/ihavenoknife 57m ago

It's what you get when you push butt tons for the right people.

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u/TehOuchies 20m ago

Hes getting ready for politics

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u/Wendigo79 9h ago

I'm honestly surprised hes still in jail.

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u/ballsackface_ 9h ago

All that baby oil makes him slippery to pin down!

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u/belljar70 5h ago

It’s his lube slip sliding him out

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u/OpinionDude5000 5h ago

He went to prison for pimpin'. Y'all act like he murdered somebody

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u/midwestCD5 1h ago

Using baby oil to crease the cogs

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u/Basic-Excitement8275 9h ago

Diddy he really do something wrong?

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u/Aggravating-Diet-663 8h ago

No one should've expected for him to do the full sentence anyway. Like it or not, the charges were far fetched.

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u/astralchanterelle 8h ago

I can't wait til he gets out! Hope he gets back to making music

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u/CAJMusic 9h ago

He has served more time than anyone on the Epstein list. STFU

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u/Illustrious-Prize635 8h ago

I don’t feel he did nothing to get a lot of time but beat up Cassie and she milked it because doesn’t sell ass no more and definitely chose to be a prostitute

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u/SorryDistribution140 9h ago

We'll free P Diddy!

We'll give back Diddy his baby oil!

Free P Diddy

He didn't do shit it was not his fault!