r/ShitMomGroupsSay May 22 '22

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831 Upvotes

Someone asked for Sanity Sundays, which we’re denying because this sub isn’t the right place for it.

Instead we created a sister sub for all the good shit that goes down in mom groups. We’re gonna cross post the wholesome stuff from here while we wait for original content to start being posted. Enjoy.


r/ShitMomGroupsSay 21h ago

WTF? Today in Big Pharma conspiracies; hats on newborns.

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541 Upvotes

r/ShitMomGroupsSay 1d ago

🧁🧁cupcakes🧁🧁 Tetanus symptoms after cut, obvious solution is out of the question

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1.2k Upvotes

I know it can take a couple of days for jaw pain to become a symptom but to play this fast and loose with possible tetanus is just insane. The comment section was as expected, "just do vit C and he'll be fine" and "if a wound bleeds you can't get tetanus." These people are idiots.

Just a friendly reminder, you can still get a Tdap shot within 48 hours of an injury if you're out of date and be protected. I stepped on a rusty nail a while ago, it went through my croc and left a deep puncture. I realized my last Tdap was when I was pregnant 10 years ago so I ran up to the pharmacy and got a booster. It's cheap/free and really easy. Don't get tetanus, it's a terrible way to go.


r/ShitMomGroupsSay 2d ago

It's not abuse because I said so. This poor child.

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274 Upvotes

My algorithm wasn’t spamming me with this depressing garbage until today. This poor baby.

Also the grammar - woof.

Fortunately the comments were not favorable to OP.


r/ShitMomGroupsSay 2d ago

I am smrter than a DR! It’s almost like there’s vaccines for this

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219 Upvotes

Yes I’m aware they don’t generally vaccinate babies for bacterial meningitis but not getting other vaccines likely is what caused them to be in the PICU


r/ShitMomGroupsSay 2d ago

I am smrter than a DR! So what do they call what they are doing?

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80 Upvotes

Considering they are listening to what other people are telling them.


r/ShitMomGroupsSay 2d ago

WTF? I don’t know how relevant this is to this specific group but it was too funny now to post

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90 Upvotes

First photo is her literally staring what the ER said it was and then made up her own virus, the second is what the first comment posted 😂


r/ShitMomGroupsSay 2d ago

WTF? “I’d rather move to country without freedom and a war crazy leader than vaccinate my child!!!”

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84 Upvotes

Idk why I keep making myself mad by joining these groups. I want the content for here but I’ve been banned from 3 of them now because eventually I have to open my mouth. I’m zucced right now so it stopped me from commenting 😂


r/ShitMomGroupsSay 2d ago

Shit advice A chemical/drug for dementia so they can avoid the chemicals and drugs in medication

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24 Upvotes

Other comments included fruit and parasite Cleanses etc


r/ShitMomGroupsSay 3d ago

Breastmilk is Magic Feels like fetish bait

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45 Upvotes

but no I’ve never breastfed off myself


r/ShitMomGroupsSay 4d ago

Say what? Trying to mom guilt...

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317 Upvotes

r/ShitMomGroupsSay 5d ago

Shit advice Yes let’s give a child with cancer more chemicals when their liver is already struggling

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305 Upvotes

r/ShitMomGroupsSay 5d ago

It's not cannibalism if it's in a smoothie. I beg your finest pardon?

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1.6k Upvotes

As long as the coconut water is organic, it’s fine


r/ShitMomGroupsSay 6d ago

Say what? Only in an NYC mom group

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1.4k Upvotes

r/ShitMomGroupsSay 6d ago

So, so stupid I hope the baby’s okay

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722 Upvotes

r/ShitMomGroupsSay 6d ago

Say what? First comment "that's $3 per hour"

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755 Upvotes

r/ShitMomGroupsSay 6d ago

🧁🧁cupcakes🧁🧁 She's allegedly an RN...

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229 Upvotes

Based on prior post history, her son most likely has a genetic disorder and was a preemie. Other posts mention spinal surgery and intestinal surgery, both for reasons that would not be caused by a true vaccine injury. He's had brain bleeds prior to this.


r/ShitMomGroupsSay 6d ago

WTF? Placenta smoothie anyone?

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82 Upvotes

How do you go from placenta smoothies to just chucking it in the bin 😅


r/ShitMomGroupsSay 7d ago

🧁🧁cupcakes🧁🧁 Posted in a 'vaccine concerns' support group.

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1.3k Upvotes

I covered the baby's face - obviously posting her child onto huge public forums is not one of her 'concerns'.


r/ShitMomGroupsSay 7d ago

So, so stupid he's 18, so what?

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266 Upvotes

We're constantly saying "let them be little", "you only get 18 summers/ ....Saturdays, etc" who cares if they still sleep with a teddy bear?!


r/ShitMomGroupsSay 7d ago

The comments are crazy A very informative post

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117 Upvotes

r/ShitMomGroupsSay 9d ago

🧁🧁cupcakes🧁🧁 Wanted: an expert to help justify my stupid choices

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255 Upvotes

r/ShitMomGroupsSay 9d ago

🧁🧁cupcakes🧁🧁 Science isn't political sweetheart

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54 Upvotes

r/ShitMomGroupsSay 10d ago

WTF? sorry, can't do it!

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1.1k Upvotes

I hope this guy gets used to being 1:1 with himself....