r/RoastMe • u/SloDilf1493 • 14h ago

I was destroyed at fantasy so here I am

0 Upvotes

59 comments

r/RoastMe • u/naomifromjax • 12h ago

22F 5'4" Black trans Navy vet, nursing student, serial Grindr victim, and full-time bad-decision enthusiast. My life is a DEI sitcom that should’ve been canceled after the pilot. Roast me.

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0 Upvotes

96 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Asleep_Wish7527 • 16h ago

No mercy F19

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0 Upvotes

117 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Majymajymajmaj • 2d ago

I wanted a stag do but I lost 16-5 on challenges to the groom throughout the weekend. Do your worst.

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204 Upvotes

351 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Barman14 • 2d ago

53/M two times divorced, smoke too much weed & I have an extremely unhealthy over emotional connection to my dog… give me your best

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89 Upvotes

223 comments

r/RoastMe • u/ThaiBueno • 3d ago

30F No limits , do it !

713 Upvotes

534 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Coelhinhafeliz • 3d ago

I just got back from a 10-hour shift at the supermarket, make me laugh if you can

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65 Upvotes

59 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Rylancoolman69 • 2d ago

18M, big ego so bring me down

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0 Upvotes

136 comments

r/RoastMe • u/toxbug • 4d ago

F21 unemployed recovering addict and former goth. End me.

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641 Upvotes

751 comments

r/RoastMe • u/AccomplishedHour7314 • 3d ago

doubt u'll have something to cook me with, im already hot after all

8 Upvotes

29 comments

r/RoastMe • u/ImportantCut9795 • 3d ago

Let it rip 😁

14 Upvotes

60 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Look4Anwsers • 4d ago

32m roast me.

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99 Upvotes

361 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Angrytheredditor • 3d ago

Let the insults fly, then.

3 Upvotes

33 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Alarming-Curve5339 • 3d ago

21 M

1 Upvotes

22 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Masterplan28 • 4d ago

M18 Autistic and German

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191 Upvotes

308 comments

r/RoastMe • u/TheGreatBen88 • 4d ago

This guy got last place last year and so his punishment is to get roasted. Let him have it!

38 Upvotes

187 comments

r/RoastMe • u/igp15 • 4d ago

I lost so this is my punishment(M30)

38 Upvotes

160 comments

r/RoastMe • u/lifesahobby_ • 4d ago

27M

11 Upvotes

49 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Lyllia_Org20 • 5d ago

20 F, you can’t hurt my feelings.

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419 Upvotes

492 comments

r/RoastMe • u/strata2728 • 3d ago

19M, 168cm, 45kg. White women, would you date me? If not, tell me why and roast me.

0 Upvotes

85 comments

r/RoastMe • u/StonkoRocko • 5d ago

Don't be nice to me. 26M, autistic, movie fan and retail worker. Third image for easy targets, but do be creative please <3

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59 Upvotes

232 comments

r/RoastMe • u/tmcgee1001 • 5d ago

M25 love beer, gaming, and rock music! Let me have it!

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28 Upvotes

244 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Dudeizawsom • 5d ago

My friend's (23M) birthday is coming up, and he wants everybody at the party to roast him, including Reddit. Show no mercy.

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116 Upvotes

339 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Imaginary-Pizza-2595 • 4d ago

M(30) fantasy football punishment

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0 Upvotes

123 comments

r/RoastMe • u/NegotiationFancy7433 • 4d ago

I’m a loser so give me your best

0 Upvotes

103 comments

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r/RoastMe

Roasting (v.) - To humorously mock or humiliate someone with a well-timed joke, diss or comeback. (As defined by urbandictionary) Hone your roasting skills, meet other roasters, and get yourself roasted! Everybody needs to laugh at themselves! And other people, of course!

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Roastees:

You must provide at least one high-quality picture of the roastee holding a handwritten sign with the text /r/RoastMe - Phones and Snapchat text overlay is NOT allowed! Your hand and at least an implication of a complete arm must be visible.
- Posts may contain multiple images, either natively through Reddit's multi-image feature or hosted on Imgur. All images in an album post must only contain the roastee(s), and the first image must have a sign (e.g. old pictures of you the roastee as a young child are allowed so long as a current picture of them with a sign is present).
All individuals in the picture must be holding the r/RoastMe sign or indicate they are aware of the sign in some way (e.g. by pointing to it). Photos with non-Roastees in the background will be removed if their faces are visible.
Photoshopped/edited posts are NOT allowed. This includes Snapchat filters such as the digitally-added flowers or dog ears. Posting multiple edited photos will result in a ban.
Your post will not appear until after it has been approved by a moderator. Please send this message if it takes longer than 1 hour.
The minimum posting age is 18 years old, your post will be rejected if you look younger or if context clues lead us to conclude you are younger.
By submitting a Roast, you agree to your picture being saved, hosted on Imgur, and reposted to Reddit for the purpose of inclusion on "Best Of" and "Highlights" albums.
Your face must be at least 60% visible in the photo.
You may post on behalf of other people, provided that the post follows all of the other rules listed above, and it is clear that the person being posted consents to the roast.
No joke roasts. Anyone posting a dog, or a ham, or Anne Frank, or Donald Trump, or anything like that will be banned for 3 days. It's not funny.
No sexualized content. There are plenty of humiliation fetish subreddits for you, and we aren't one of them.
No ads. No onlyfans

Roasters:

This is a comedy subreddit, not a hate subreddit. Act as though you are trying to make an audience laugh. Please familiarize yourself with all rules before participating.
- This is also not /r/ToastMe. You are here to roast, not flatter.
You are allowed to look through the roastee's post history. Do not roast a roastee anywhere outside of this subreddit. Any such outside harassment is not sanctioned by /r/RoastMe, and will result in a ban upon discovery.
Never post another user's personal information, referred to as 'doxxing'. We will always report violations to the admins.
Never use suicide, homicide, assault, racism, or pedophilia as the crux of a roast. These subjects are never funny.
Please don't use link shorteners in comments (bit.ly, tinyurl, etc.)

3 rule violations and you may face a ban

If you see something that breaks the rules, please report them or send us a modmail.

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Highlights is an inspiration album with the goal of inspiring comedic creativity in a set demographic. These are posted when a demographic has enough quality roasts to compile into an album. Roasters who make the list, are not awarded with flair.

Highlights I: The Ladies of /r/RoastMe

Highlights II: Dark Meat

Best Of is meant to showcase the best roasts based on creativity, sting, and comedic value of no specific demographic. We post these monthly, and the roasters who make the list are awarded with flair.

Best Of Part 10: 300k Subscribers Edition

Best Of Part 11

Best Of Part 12