r/ProgrammerHumor 15h ago

Meme onlyIfItWorksInTheFirstPlace

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4.3k Upvotes

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u/sadongrohiik 14h ago

Plan on writing the bottom code, eventually end up writing the top code, it's now bloated, more expensive to maintain with an actively hostile user experience. Another episode of scope creep brought to you by imaginary scaling problems and shiny object syndrome 

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u/KyteOnFire 15h ago

Still looking majestic AF doing it !

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u/RealGonFreecss 15h ago

You guys still write code!

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u/blaghed 14h ago

I re-write code. That was handed to me by someone that vibed it, doesn't understand why it doesn't work and goes "I made this, but can you just tweak it a bit to make it fully ready?"

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u/RealGonFreecss 14h ago

Yeah, same! (I was being sarcastic)

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u/SpellIndependent4241 14h ago

Oof. I promise you it doesn't look that good

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u/winter-m00n 9h ago

I like both cats

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u/aifo 8h ago

Will always upvote Lulu

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u/Inevitable_Spite5510 7h ago

Programming in asm be like

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u/NotSynthx 14h ago

When it comes to fucking up my workflow and databases, it's actually the opposite 

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u/PracticalRuin1573 12h ago

Sounds like you've got a real love-hate relationship with that code! It's crazy how one small change can turn everything upside down.