r/ProgrammerHumor 1d ago

Advanced programmersDay

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u/YetAnotherInterneter 1d ago

Don’t forget about📱🚽

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u/FickleQuail8944 22h ago

The garbage collector is compacting.

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u/Expensive-Yellow-104 1d ago

It’s so bad on the eyes man, I can’t see screens anymore it’s nauseating

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u/Jeroukoo 1d ago

Blue light blocking glasses have been a game changer for me

65% during the day and 98% at night

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u/Wolfiee021 14h ago

Try turning on the eye comfort mode on all of your screens it works for me

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u/FeedAlchemy 1d ago

Do you use dark mode at all? It helps especially in low-light situations, at least for me.

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u/retief1 13h ago

Have you tried turning lights on in low-light situations?

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u/returnFutureVoid 23h ago

It’s always crazy to me the physical relief I feel when I switch a website or app from light mode to dark mode. I can literally feel dark mode soothing my eyes.

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u/Beautiful_Hour_668 22h ago

Breaks every 30m or so. You won’t die if you take a breather.

The difference I feel between not getting up for hours and regular breaks is crazy

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u/ZunoJ 1d ago

This stereotype is bs. Lots of us have kids, go to the gym, have analog hobbies, ... This super introvert stuff is nothing you really see in the wild (at least not with experienced developers)

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u/theloneliestprince 19h ago

Hey, speak for yourself!! You don't see us because we work remote...

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u/Named_after_color 19h ago

Nothing you see in the wild? Bro half my team is this.

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u/Harmonic_Gear 17h ago

makes sense, if they are doing this, they are not in the wild

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u/FesteringDoubt 15h ago

the next question is, are they feral or domesticated?

u/ZunoJ 0m ago

Probably a cultural thing. In Germany people are pretty active and social

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u/retief1 13h ago

I mean, this isn't entirely true. I really hope no one actually spends all of their non-sleeping hours on a computer. That said, I would also bet that a lot of devs also have some computer-related hobbies that take up a good chunk of their free time -- gaming, side projects, or whatever else. They may not be the only thing they do in their free time, but they are certainly a common activity.

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u/The_Hero_0f_Time 14h ago

add one more tile into there "gym" and voila

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u/rsqit 12h ago

I’m a super extrovert but I do love computers 🤷‍♂️.

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u/DomOfMemes 20h ago

Facebook ah meme

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u/gibagger 23h ago

This is how you develop a repetitive strain injury really early in life.

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u/GrEeCe_MnKy 22h ago

Indian ahh post

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u/Mevolent__ 20h ago

Well now I can suddenly feel my eyes burning.

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u/PeakedDuress 1d ago

Even sleep is just background processing.

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u/Sulungskwa 17h ago

I love programming but this is not me. Y'all should go ride a bike or some shit.

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u/GalacticNexus 16h ago

Man, I can't wait to get away from the keyboard the moment the clock strikes 5pm. It's the reason I'm always loath to get into PC games, because it means more sitting at a keyboard.

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u/Budget_Kitchen5220 14h ago

The dreams be debugging.

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u/Femmegineering 12h ago

nope.jpeg -my gluts, back and neck

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u/Effective-Bill-2589 10h ago

Where is the jerk?

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u/Prod_Meteor 17h ago

That's a cartoon programmer's day.

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u/Maximum-Page3433 22h ago

programmers are so smart