r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 16h ago

Meme needing explanation Petah?

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u/qualityvote2 16h ago edited 12h ago

u/Low-Season-2057, your post does belong here!

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u/Typedeal22 16h ago

People used to get these tattooed.

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u/3HoursSober 16h ago

But do they mean something? Or is it just a tasteless tattoo?

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u/Rymanbc 16h ago

Thats an unwritten rule. Never ask the meaning of the nautical stars. Broadly, it's about a safe return home or keeping your direction in life. But specifically, people tend to get these for very fucked up reasons, and the conversation is just better avoided. Like, "i do <insert bad thing>, and dont really intend to stop, but these star tattoos remind me to try to follow the right path".

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u/randomlemon9192 16h ago

I do meth, but I try to not let it control my life. These stars remind me to go to church and not beat my wife.

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u/GuardianOfReason 16h ago

Calm down Shakespeare.

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u/cowannago 16h ago

Let Bill cook.

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u/DanytheReaper 16h ago

Cooking was his problem in the first place

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u/CosmicCavern 16h ago

And also a problem when he stopped

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u/Spider_Dude 15h ago

Meth was never really the problem. But certainly the solution.

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u/isdeasdeusde 15h ago

"Jessiah, we must cooketh!"

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u/wandering-Welshman 16h ago

Don't let Heisenburg let you say that...

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u/ScoutsOut389 15h ago

From what I’ve heard, you’re using your paper not for writing, but for rolling doobies!

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u/Truji11o 15h ago

And pretty soon, you’ll be livin in a VAN down by the RIVER!

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u/OakleysnTie 15h ago

It’s the steady diet of government cheese that really seals it

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u/Simple-Employer-2503 12h ago

What you’re probably going to find out as you go along is that you’re not gonna ammount to JACK SQUAT.

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u/sanguinius4life 13h ago

Chris Farley forever

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u/shwarma_heaven 16h ago

Thank goodness [enter said person] has star tattoos... otherwise who knows what they would have done.

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u/No_Physics2210 15h ago

Me, an alcoholic wife beater reading this.

"Maybe I judged you too harshly meth heads."

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u/ran_swonsan 16h ago

And buy more meth

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u/TransGirlIndy 15h ago

Apparently the human body excretes most of the meth consumed in urine.

Don't drink meth piss, kids.

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u/MurkyInvestigator810 14h ago

So I can dehydrate my piss and smoke up?

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u/PissOnYourParade 13h ago

At certain fetish clubs that .. uhh .. my friend has visited, you will see people skipping the dehydrate step.

No judgement, but play safe people. (Before you ask, apparently it's also bioactive through "alternate routes")

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u/piggydawg 16h ago

Seafarer here. Nautical star represents Polaris, or the north star. Its all about finding your way home.

During the 90s/00s they were popularised by emo/nu metal music. Became synonymous with the genre so people just got them because they looked cool and represented their crowd. Maybe symbolises some kind of struggle for some people, in which you're lost and find your way back to yourself.

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u/Rymanbc 16h ago

People definitely do get them for lots of reasons. Including no meaning, they just saw it in a book and thought it looked cool. But in general asking about them is a minefield where you'll often suddenly be in an awkward conversation where a complete stranger is oversharing about their personal demons.

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u/-hitbypitch- 16h ago

Can confirm. I have a nautical star on my elbow because I thought it looked cool 25-ish years ago.

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u/Phalanks 15h ago

You need to make up an awful story to overshare when someone asks you about it. Them's the rules.

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u/Calculagraph 15h ago

I've got an eight-point nautical star on my inner forearm that's been there 22 years now. When people ask, I usually say it means "I'm eighteen."

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u/InuitOverIt 14h ago

I used to go to this Subway where the guy had a large scorpion tattooed on his neck and up into his face. I went there enough that we were friendly acquaintances so eventually I asked "Is that cuz you're a scorpio?" and he goes, "No, it's cuz I'm a fucking dumbass"

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u/Status-Basic 14h ago

“It serves as a reminder that I overcame being the person that thought this tattoo was a good idea”

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u/molsonmuscle360 13h ago

I love when people ask the meaning of my tattoos. It's usually like, "that's for my folks, that one is my dog that died, that one is my favorite hockey team, the other 10? I had 200 bucks and a couple of hours of free time

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u/Ecstatic-Movie-795 14h ago

My husband was making fun of someone last week and said "they look like all their tattoos have meaning" as an insult and i almost died laughing.

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u/piggydawg 15h ago

Who was your fave band at the time? Out of interest.

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u/piggydawg 15h ago

Its polaris baby!

Whatever your meaning is yours and fine.

Rather tham ask the meaning, tell them all about polaris and celestial navigation instead. Then they might have to get another nautical star to get over the trauma of that conversation.

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u/shoeless_doh 15h ago

If I weren't over sharing with strangers, I wouldn't be sharing at all

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u/Old-Spirit-3320 16h ago

Beats getting the berserk brand. "Did you get that because of your experience being sexually assaulted or because you're a dumbfuck?"

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u/Competitive_Treat588 15h ago

Being judged by a group that knows what a rapehorse is isnt too worrying honestly.

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u/oiraves 16h ago

But also like every teenage girl in my hometown got one of these somewhere their parents couldn't see

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u/PinkFloydBoxSet 16h ago

I thought these things were for twinks and the coloring/placement told each other who was a top/bottom/switch.

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u/spacestonkz 15h ago

I thought that was the earrings only on one side

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u/Revolutionary_Wrap76 14h ago

I heard this too growing up ... Was that ever a legit thing?? Or just some weird BS to make men not pierce their ears lol

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u/Green_Insect_6455 14h ago

It was absolutely a thing buddy. Thats not some urban myth lmao. You have the entire internet at your hands, you could just read about it

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u/ArctosT18 10h ago

The internet is full of lies and terrors now.

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u/Substantial-Low 15h ago

Bro up here bringing back the bandana code!

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u/Lockenhart 16h ago

I don't remember what they exactly look like, but these reminded me of the star tattoos that Russian inmates or ex-inmates sometimes have.

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u/AsideLong9108 16h ago

In Russia it's not the star, it's wind rose. That are different and each have there own meaning. But anyway everyone call them stars...

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u/DifficultyFit1895 16h ago

I figured they called them some Russian word

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u/kuckbaby 16h ago

Its English lmao its a star but more for direction and meteorology

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u/bock_samson 16h ago

Everyone I knew that had one of these most definitely did not have their life together, some of them still don’t

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u/GayGeekInLeather 16h ago

They were also pretty popular with a lot of twink gay pornstars in the early 2000s

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u/Rymanbc 16h ago

Interesting. The kind of interesting that also tells a lot about the person telling you the interesting thing. Double interesting!

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u/Orkran 16h ago

The username is also a hint ha

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u/Curious_Discoverer 15h ago

Came here to find this comment. I legit assumed they were a "gay tattoo" rater than the other meanings people mentioned in this thread.

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u/ericsmallman3 16h ago

That's why nautical star tattoos were very popular with IV drug users in the mid 20th century. (Along with the symbolism, they were also used to cover up bruising on injection sites).

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u/felchingqueen17 16h ago

I have a small one on my hand and you nailed it, it was about having direction and the ability to find my way home.

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u/Rymanbc 16h ago

And I hope you always have that guidance you need, Felching Queen 17.

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u/Admirable-Leader6927 15h ago

The unwritten rule is that you dont get tattoos you dont earn or you doom the entire ship.

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u/DasKittySmoosh 15h ago

I literally got them because they're supposed to be "so you don't lose your way" and I was a church kid at the time still

Ironically, I found my way out of religion because of seeing how other "Christians" treated people and my empathy for humankind got me out.

I've had them for nearly 3 decades and honestly didn't know they had this strong of a correlation to being a terrible person haha

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u/trey_wolfe 16h ago

Traditionally, didn't they mean you got into(or won) a bar fight in a foreign port? Red and green, representing lights on a ship meaning to "give way".

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u/Rymanbc 16h ago

Red on your Right when Returning. In general in Maritime practices, red and green help establish how to avoid obstacles and other ships, yes. I dont know about any particular traditions with the navy about barfights and getting one though.

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u/edwardothegreatest 16h ago

TIL these are nautical stars.

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u/gokusdabbinball 16h ago

Sounds gay and pretentious. 

They didn’t want people to ask her notice, they should get it somewhere that it can’t be seen, not the neck or arm. 

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u/regal1989 16h ago

I heard the some old school queer women used to get them to express their queer affinity

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u/Particular_Maize6849 15h ago

I see a lot of gay porn stars with them in certain areas.

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u/WindProfessional3774 12h ago

The lesbian community in western New York specifically buffalo New York used the blue nautical star as a code to signal other lesbians. Butches would get it tattooed where a watch would lay so it was covered during the day but could be shown out at bars.

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u/X0dium 16h ago

That’s three stars in a row behind the ear isn’t it?

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u/YuushyaHinmeru 11h ago

"The elders have said I've an affinity for fire! They plan to train me as a fire mage! Tell me, brother, what realm have they judge your affinity in?"

"Gay."

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u/unassigned_user 15h ago

Originally naval tradition, sailors would get the outline done prior to deployment and would "earn their colors" on their return.

The star is Polaris, the north star and the alternating colors are indicative of a compass rose (the pointy thing usually found in the corner of a map indicating magnetic direction), both things used in seafaring

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u/ParsleyMostly 16h ago

I thought they helped line up where to put the needle in for shooting up

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u/314159265358979326 14h ago

By the time you're so far gone you're getting tattoos for heroin use, you can pretty much find your veins by touch.

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u/PNW_LIVIN 16h ago

I, unfortunately, have 5 of them

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u/GiganticusVaginacus 16h ago

Ahoy Fleet Admiral!

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u/Curious_Avocado2399 16h ago

That’s Five Star Fleet Admiral! Now give me 50 push ups for your insubordination!

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u/guest41923 16h ago

Can’t do 50 but I can give you 1 cock push-up, 1 is all you really need though.

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u/bruce_lees_ghost 16h ago

We gotta fuggin’ write something new, c’mon.

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u/The_GTD_Aquitaine 16h ago

Username checks out. i see a lot of those around Seattle/Tacoma. And always on the elbows.

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u/staycalmitsajoke 14h ago

But how many pairs of grippy socks?

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u/PNW_LIVIN 14h ago

Thats none of your business sir and/or ma'am

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u/th3smiling 16h ago

I got one before my first deployment in the US navy(2004), I hate it

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u/Electronic_Will_5418 15h ago

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u/bananicula 14h ago

Damn, not the white monster

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u/FalseFactsOrg 11h ago

I just drank one of those this morning

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u/Granolag23 13h ago

He’s got the monster, the star, and even the middle school S

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u/Antoine-UY 11h ago

Is that idubbbz?

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u/Supergirl016 14h ago edited 5h ago

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u/poonslayer6969 8h ago

Is that a knee

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u/TheJeizon 8h ago

Yeah, I'm concerned that we can't tell for sure

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u/SanAntoHomie 5h ago

please get checked for osteoporosis we are all concerned, thank you

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u/randomlemon9192 16h ago

So it was like a tattoo trend?

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u/ChocolichKing 16h ago

It definitely was, in the early 2000s. Along with sparrows, especially on your hip bones. Throw in a studded white belt and checkered Vans shoes and you got a stew going.

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u/misterpoopybutthole5 16h ago

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u/DasKittySmoosh 15h ago

there are dozens of us (in every sub) - DOZENS!

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u/Quixotic_Tendency 14h ago

There' probably a lot more than that but they're all chicken! A coodle-doodle-doo!

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u/luckybeast 16h ago

my 2 nautical stars on my hips with my checkered vans and white studded belt of 2004 feel very exposed right now, thank you very much

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u/Salty-Ad-2099 16h ago

Spot on.  Most my friends and wife have this 

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u/sanitarypotato 16h ago

I think a sparrow represents 5000 miles at sea. 

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u/MindCorrupt 12h ago

You're thinking Swallow.

The Swallow from the UK is a bit of a talisman to sailors because it migrates so far. The Sparrow on the other hand kind of just sits out winter here lol.

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u/Morella_xx 16h ago

It's a traditional sailor's tattoo, much like a swallow. But yes, this star especially, but retro tattoos in general had a big moment with hipsters in the 2010s.

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u/Odd-League-7550 16h ago

Horrible tattoos.

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u/IBeDumbAndSlow 16h ago

I would tell people they are starfish

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u/BaloneyCommercial 13h ago

"I'm a huge limp biscuit fan."

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u/dj_dobbo 15h ago

Huh look at the print in the background... imagine being an HR Giger fan and getting these instead of a sick ass xenomorph or Li tattoo.

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u/Robot-Candy 13h ago

An anthropomorphic penis tattoo is not better than a star. They are both equally awful ideas.

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u/dontwantthisapp2 15h ago

Aw man… are these usurping tribal tattoos as the “normie thinks he’s edgy” tattoos?

Because I have one…

It was 20 years ago though! They weren’t lame yet!

…they became lame when idiots like me skipped school to go get a tattoo in 2006…

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u/Spobobich 16h ago

Yikes! 😬

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u/DrawTheWorld 15h ago

Powerpuff Stars.

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u/UniqueCar7587 16h ago

These used to be popular. And they’re very ugly. I was actually thinking the other day how lucky I was to not get one of these

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u/darkoj- 16h ago

I, for one, don't attribute any degree of luck towards my body not being defaced with one of these.

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u/TheSharpestHammer 16h ago

All skill, baby.

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u/montanabluez 15h ago

My past self was kind enough to bless me with the stars, in black light ink, AND sparrows on the opposite side of my torso. Young me thought this would be so so hot for so so long.

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u/Maxamillion-X72 14h ago

A friend of mine had the stars with the black light ink, one on either side of her pelvis. She wanted to get it covered up so she got a $2000 serpent that wraps around her whole torso and down one leg.

She did not make good decisions in her youth.

She's a social worker now.

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u/Abyssal_Mermaid 10h ago

Exactly. And this is why I’m becoming a social worker.

I only have one tattoo though, at one point it was a really nice looking Celtic knot. Now it is a dark green blob.

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u/mattyb678 15h ago

Did you get 2 sick ass panther cover ups?

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u/darkoj- 15h ago

Lady luck is a real bitch.

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u/tombrady011235 16h ago

The lighting and shading of them doesn’t make sense

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u/Vilsue 16h ago edited 5h ago

I saw a girl on tinder and i was wonderig why she have tatoo of NATO logo

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u/Freddan_81 16h ago

Nato use a four pointed star.

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u/joehonestjoe 15h ago edited 14h ago

They could afford five if everyone got their defence spending on track

edit: I half considered not posting this as I knew someone would take it far too seriously. I'm just a cheeky Brit making a joke

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u/ninersguy916 15h ago

First reddit comment to actually make me lol in a long time.. thanks friend

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u/Flesroy 15h ago

as of right now everyone pretty much seems to have their defence spending on track.

The average of the european members + canada is now firmly above the 2% agreement and the only country that I can't find numbers on (but seems to not be meeting the goal?) is iceland.

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u/Flesroy 14h ago

no, i understood the joke. I just thought it was an important enough topic that real information should be provided.

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u/LOSS35 15h ago

Don’t let facts get in the way of MAGA propaganda being turned into memes on Reddit.

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u/Famous-Wrongdoer-14 16h ago

I know of at least one Person who would message the girl with the NATO tattoo

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u/GottaUseEmAll 15h ago

Sean Lock didn't die... he just faked it, changed his name to Gunther, and moved to Austria to work in economics and date anime girls!

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u/HonkHonkBeach 15h ago

I forgot he died until this comment. damn he was so funny.

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u/Compost_My_Body 13h ago

This is somehow how I learned, dang

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u/PLEASE-USE-PFKEYS 14h ago

What the fuck am I looking at

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u/Punished_Lexi 13h ago

Gunther Fehlinger, a very... eccentric Austrian politican/lobbyist. Basically wants to Balkanise every single country that isnt in Europe and is a huge NATO/NAFO guy. Extremely pro Ukraine, pro Kosovo, and pro Bosnia-Herzegovina (against Serbia).

This is also him

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u/Famous-Wrongdoer-14 13h ago

Also, he announced he will run for President of austria

Ima vote for him, cause hes funny and not THAT much more stupid than all the other choices!

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u/mekamoari 12h ago

hes funny and not THAT much more stupid than all the other choices!

Where have I heard that before?

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u/dmonsterative 14h ago

Otan-chan

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u/sjopolsa 16h ago

I would be more intrigued and accepting to someone with NATO star.

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u/Furryyyy 16h ago

I was about to say, that'd be a green flag for me lol

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u/CosmicDave 15h ago

That'd be a blue flag to me :D

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u/Arcanum3366 16h ago

Kids grew up making those S shapes in their notebook at school.
That star is the tattoo equivalent of the S shape. Overdone, overhyped, chosen by people who have no idea what else to get. That and the compass.

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u/imstillspanky 16h ago

Disrespecting the S!!

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u/GottaUseEmAll 15h ago

Get a tattoo of it and then we'll talk!

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u/Full-On 13h ago

The Stussy S unironically is a pretty cool tattoo, especially if it’s around a bunch of other geometric and hand drawn style tattoos.

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u/_Haze_There 4h ago

I ragert nothing

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u/pbnjandmilk 15h ago

They double as "kool shades" if you turn it on it's side

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u/cpennington 14h ago

You keep the S out of your fucking mouth. Show some respect.

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u/PavelDadsyuk13 16h ago

I got one when I was 17 because I was allowed to get a tattoo (bad parenting) and my brain was not fully developed. covering it up is going to be tough but I think my next tattoo will be said cover-up. it's in a very visible spot and it's embarrassing.

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u/StattPadford 16h ago

Every woman I've ever known with these or similar star tattoos could have been a guest on Jerry Springer

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u/mycatsnameislarry 16h ago

If you see tinkerbell anywhere on her, don't stop running.

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u/DarthSadie 16h ago

Lol my college roommate in '06 had both these stars and a tinkerbell tattoo. You're definitely not wrong

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u/Super_Ground9690 14h ago

Good god you just reminded me of my old manager back about 25 years ago. Her nickname was Tink, thanks to the tinkerbell tattoo on her coochie. She was a fucking nutcase.

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u/devilsbard 15h ago

Hey don’t forget the honorable mention of 🍒 tattoos

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u/dead_eye182 16h ago

Honestly I love my nautical star because it reminds me how cool I thought I was in high school with it lol sue me

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u/glitterguavatree 15h ago

lmao i have one too, got it at 16 back in 2010

sure they're basic as hell but there are worse ones. i particularly despise the dandelion turning into birds

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u/Yingletofthecorn 14h ago edited 14h ago

I always get this smug satisfaction of “I’m glad I never had a phase where I thought I was cool as a teenager, I always knew I was a loser.” but in hindsight I think it’s probably healthier to start out overshooting your self image then coming back down to reality as you mature. 

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u/MediumFee925 14h ago

The only losers here are the ones that care. Rock your nautical.

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u/DeadPeanutSociety 16h ago

The guy in my friend group who got one when he turned 16 got made fun of for it before it had even healed. Fortunately the rest of us only made cool and good decisions, so we were above such scrutiny.

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u/bluegat0rade-1924 15h ago

I got five on my ribs when I was 18. Peak millennial. Do I kind of wish I had that rib space for something else? Sometimes. But then on the other hand, oh well, they’re there and I don’t hate them. I got them at a very weird (yet fun) time in my life so I’m cool with them lol

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u/No_Assistance_2295 14h ago

Exactly this. I have the pirate skull and swords on my tricep that i got on my 18th birthday. Would I get that tattoo now, 18 years later? HELL NO. But I don't mind that it's there. It helps me remember my past and it's a part of me at this point.

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u/dmtslayr 16h ago

Stars on the arms and stripes in the underwear

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u/Icy_Opportunity_3303 15h ago

Just poo all over

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u/Hearthgroan 16h ago

I assume the person is judging people who get generic star tattoos

I didn't get it at first because I actually mixed the words "this tat" for "that this"

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u/PulseThrone 16h ago edited 11h ago

The nautical star was a ridiculous common and popular tattoo to get between 2000-2015. They kind emerged as "go-to" piece around emo, screamo and pop punk scenes with bands like Good Charlotte, Sum 41 and even Blink 182, especially after Travis Barker (Blinks drummer) dropped his clothing line Famous Stars and Straps. They kinda shifted over the years to become super popular in "bro" culture before the fad kinda just died. These and were often found sitting right next to an American traditional style sparrow tattoo.

The style of the naurical stars is very much locked in its time and they honestly look like ass 15-20 years later.

Edit: I cant do numbers so good

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u/Competitive_Treat588 15h ago

Sailor Jerry weeping in the corner.

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u/Ember-Forge 16h ago

Meanwhile OP probably has a ring of trees on their wrist.

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u/Stebeans 16h ago

It's similar to having a tribal style arm band tattoo, angels wings on the back, or butterfly lower back tattoo

Really over done fad trends that over the years end up looking trashy and dated for many people

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u/Friscogonewild 15h ago

Every tattoo is going to look trendy and dated eventually. And people are going to judge you no matter what you get.

Best step toward getting a tattoo is learning not to care what people think of them.

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u/p3fe8351 16h ago

These used to be for old time sailors. It represents guidance on their voyage and a good luck during rough seas.

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u/tw0bears 15h ago

This. I have one on my left calf I got during my last port visit while in the Navy (about 20 years ago).

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u/StaffOfDoom 16h ago

When in elementary school late 80’s/early 90’s kids might remember the temporary star tats that were supposedly laced with skin-penetrating drugs and if anyone told you they had star tats you were supposed to avoid and report them.

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u/Pep2385 15h ago

I have been buying those temporary star tattoos for 30 years now and none of them have worked.

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u/steauengeglase 11h ago

It's been almost 40 years and I'm still waiting for the nice man in the van to pull up and offer me free drugs. I don't even want the drugs, I just want to know why it took drug Santa 4 decades.

"Well, I'll tell you. First I blew all my cash on sending out chain letters. Then I had to get a ton of reconstructive surgery after a razor apple lady got me. Fuck her. Then the devil worshipers. Don't me started on them. Then I got deep into the Dungeons & Dragons. Almost killed myself over it after my level 18 Ranger died. My Dungeon Master was a real POS. I wasted 5 years trying to summon Bloody Mary to get back at that bastard. Then the Y2K bug held me up in the late 90s. Then I spent 4 years locked up in a barn when I met someone over MySpace and I spent the rest of the 2000s in jail when I punched a creepy clown in the face. That whole decade sucked. Then I spent 5 years in a coma after eating some Tide Pods. It's been one thing after another. Brother Man, I'm just glad someone remembers who I am and now that we have mobile dispensaries, --I don't know. Who am I? What is my purpose? Here just take this sack of PCP laced joints from 1987. Take 'em to help me remember who I am. The paper was dipped in LSD. I just need you to take 'em and get on top of that parking garage over there, play a Led Zep vinyl record backwards, preferably Houses of the Holy, and find out if people can fly. I always wanted to know that. Then I'm getting a gig with Dominoes. I heard about this thing called the pizza challenge."

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u/Dylan_Dave24 16h ago

Got one when my brain wasn't developed.

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u/Hammered_Time 16h ago

My buddy who does HVAC work has these tattoos. A blue one on one arm and red on the other. One for heat and one for cool 😎

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u/TheJaytrixReloaded 16h ago

So we are now just posting straightforward tweets?

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u/Cookie-Jedi 16h ago

Nature is healing if the kids don't know what these are :'3

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u/Apprehensive_Buy9862 16h ago

Dude, when I got one of my tattoos there was some negative space, and the artist recommended some nautical stars. I was very opposed and chose no. Thank god.

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u/Silver_Caregiver_661 16h ago

This is what future Republican punk guys would get

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u/Left-Championship482 16h ago

You’re my butterfly, sugar, baby.

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u/woods_ran 16h ago

Girls who have these tattoos capital F Fuck.

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u/tw0bears 15h ago

I have one on my left calf. I got the nautical star tattooed during my last port visit on my last deployment while in the Navy. I honestly don’t regret it.

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u/TheItzyBitzyDitzy 16h ago

Is the joke everyone account says [deleted]? Even the mods?

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u/habidasheryhabit 16h ago

Got them on my collarbones. Some guy informed me as he rang up my purchase that apparently that's what Russian mobsters do. 😬

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u/Total-Coffee-1059 15h ago

Ope, I have one of these, though I'm not ashamed of it nor regret it. Also not all that worried about the interpretation of it. It was over 20 years ago and my best friend suggested I get it. No reason why, just "i think it would look cool on you." She passed a few weeks after I'd gotten it done.

Yeah it's kind of cringe now but it's my only physical connection to her and our friendship, and for that reason I won't change it.

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u/CuteContext2432 16h ago

My cousin got a giant one on his forearm, like big and bold- the only way to cover it would be to black it out. Can confirm he’s a douche