r/IThinkYouShouldLeave Jan 25 '26

Turbo Team Rules 1 & 2

342 Upvotes

Hello Shirt Siblings.

The mod team here at r/IThinkYouShouldLeave wanted to clarify a few things about the rules (there ARE rules, despite what the song says) for both our wonderful regulars who have made this sub become increasingly popular over the last 6 months (almost 300k regular members), as well as the sloppy-steak eaters with slicked-back hair that only come here to yell when a post hits r/popular.

Namely, here’s what Rules 1 and 2 actually say:

Rule 1 – Keep It Light:

No political arguments please.* You can make fun of terrible people all you want, but no bigotry (racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, ableism, xenophobia, etc.). No tolerance for that nonsense; you'll just get banned.

(*To clarify, following a vote on whether to allow them, political posts are fine. Political arguments in the comments are not.)

So, to clarify the clarification already in the rule:

A political post does NOT break Rule 1.

Arguing about the political post DOES break Rule 1.

Additionally, arguing with the trolls arguing about the posts is also breaking the rule. It also breaks the next rule:

Rule 2 – Don’t Be a Piece of Shit.

People can change. I used to be a piece of shit. Spiked up blonde hair, little bitty jeans, chicken spaghetti at Chickalini's. But while you're here, you CAN'T be, so:

No bullying people for their appearance - No mocking random (RANDOM!) people for complicated shirt patterns, safari flaps, cranston hair, etc. Exception: public figures who are certified pieces of shit (see Rule 1).

No being uncivil to other posters - Don't be a guy that just wants to yell.

So no incivility to other posters, even trolls that are themselves pieces of shit.

All it does is encourage them. They know they’re a piece of shit, they don’t care. Just downvote and report. Or the tl;dr version:

DON'T FEED THE TROLLS. DOWNVOTE & REPORT.

Additionally, something else that would make someone a piece of shit would be, I don’t know... defending murder of protestors by federal agents. Hard to imagine anyone would be that big of a piece of shit, but if it were to theoretically happen, it’d definitely be banworthy.

Lastly, for totally unrelated reasons, here’s a completely, 100 percent random (RANDOM!) compilation of screenshots taken from Tim Robinson’s instagram stories, as well as from ITYSL regulars Patti Harrison and Tim Heidecker:


r/IThinkYouShouldLeave Sep 06 '25

Friendship Friendship is now streaming on HBO MAX

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 9h ago

It's Simply Too Good I think it's a good idea, and I stand by

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 16h ago

Piece of shit Did you see Brian's hat?!

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5.6k Upvotes

r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 6h ago

I GO ON MY PHONE When other subs don't let you use your ITYSL gifs

339 Upvotes

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 10h ago

Turbo Team I think Tim Robinson should be the next James Bond.

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732 Upvotes

r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 12h ago

Big Fat Load of Cum so, you're supposed to put as many eggs as you can in its mouth, but when you do it, look, watch what it does

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557 Upvotes

r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 11h ago

Not trying to be funny… do any of these fuckers ever blast into a wall and have like a huge cum shot?

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396 Upvotes

r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 17h ago

Friendship I don't like him, I don't want him to have hair!

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1.2k Upvotes

r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 12h ago

I don’t WANT THAT! "Dont bring me a bad deal, or i'll *animal noises*"

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375 Upvotes

r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 21h ago

I'd Like to Get Off Now, I'm Not Having Any Fun 💣💥

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 16h ago

Bozo did the dub Bozo did the mayo

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555 Upvotes

r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 20h ago

It’s not a distraction You can’t skip lunch. You just can’t.

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1.1k Upvotes

(Yet her granddaddy/future husband causes inflation for groceries and strips away benefits lol)


r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 2h ago

Meat and Potatoes Just say the restaurant has a rule. That if you get an item to share, you can’t just feed it to the VP.

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41 Upvotes

r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 17h ago

I'm Not in Trouble AT ALL No, I don’t know how to fucking drive

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451 Upvotes

r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 9h ago

Wilson’s has the solution for you!! It's all about affording the yeezy

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81 Upvotes

r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 18h ago

Piece of shit Let's slop 'em up

360 Upvotes

r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 9h ago

Bozo did the dub He must have got fired

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62 Upvotes

r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 22h ago

BABY OF THE YEAR The pedos are their dollars

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713 Upvotes

r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 17h ago

Meat and Potatoes It's Don Bondarley! King of the dirty songs.

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267 Upvotes

r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 7h ago

Turbo Team I'm just like the tiredest I've ever been.

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43 Upvotes

r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 10h ago

THE NIGHT THAT THE SKELETONS CAME TO LIFE We’re all looking for the trick or treaters who rang my doorbell

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65 Upvotes

r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 9h ago

I HATE THAT GAME Dude, you ran out of eggs.

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43 Upvotes

I just saw this at the back of a claw game. I bought 80 eggs then got kicked out because I was looking at the egg I won from my game. We should be able to look at a little porn in the arcade.


r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 9h ago

Piece of shit From the television community on Reddit: Suspended 'Wheel of Fortune' announcer Jim Thornton was viewing pedophile chatroom on plane for at least 57 minutes

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38 Upvotes

You should be able to look at a liiiiitle kiddie porn on a plane.


r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 16h ago

THE CHAIR COMPANY We’re trying to find the guy who did this…

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133 Upvotes

I FEEL IMMENSELY STRONGLY ABOUT IT…