r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/DidYouSeeBriansHat • 9h ago
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/ants_suck • Jan 25 '26
Turbo Team Rules 1 & 2
Hello Shirt Siblings.
The mod team here at r/IThinkYouShouldLeave wanted to clarify a few things about the rules (there ARE rules, despite what the song says) for both our wonderful regulars who have made this sub become increasingly popular over the last 6 months (almost 300k regular members), as well as the sloppy-steak eaters with slicked-back hair that only come here to yell when a post hits r/popular.
Namely, here’s what Rules 1 and 2 actually say:
Rule 1 – Keep It Light:
No political arguments please.* You can make fun of terrible people all you want, but no bigotry (racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, ableism, xenophobia, etc.). No tolerance for that nonsense; you'll just get banned.
(*To clarify, following a vote on whether to allow them, political posts are fine. Political arguments in the comments are not.)
So, to clarify the clarification already in the rule:
A political post does NOT break Rule 1.
Arguing about the political post DOES break Rule 1.
Additionally, arguing with the trolls arguing about the posts is also breaking the rule. It also breaks the next rule:
Rule 2 – Don’t Be a Piece of Shit.
People can change. I used to be a piece of shit. Spiked up blonde hair, little bitty jeans, chicken spaghetti at Chickalini's. But while you're here, you CAN'T be, so:
No bullying people for their appearance - No mocking random (RANDOM!) people for complicated shirt patterns, safari flaps, cranston hair, etc. Exception: public figures who are certified pieces of shit (see Rule 1).
No being uncivil to other posters - Don't be a guy that just wants to yell.
So no incivility to other posters, even trolls that are themselves pieces of shit.
All it does is encourage them. They know they’re a piece of shit, they don’t care. Just downvote and report. Or the tl;dr version:
DON'T FEED THE TROLLS. DOWNVOTE & REPORT.
Additionally, something else that would make someone a piece of shit would be, I don’t know... defending murder of protestors by federal agents. Hard to imagine anyone would be that big of a piece of shit, but if it were to theoretically happen, it’d definitely be banworthy.
Lastly, for totally unrelated reasons, here’s a completely, 100 percent random (RANDOM!) compilation of screenshots taken from Tim Robinson’s instagram stories, as well as from ITYSL regulars Patti Harrison and Tim Heidecker:





r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/ants_suck • Sep 06 '25
Friendship Friendship is now streaming on HBO MAX
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/emets31 • 16h ago
Piece of shit Did you see Brian's hat?!
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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/gettums • 6h ago
I GO ON MY PHONE When other subs don't let you use your ITYSL gifs
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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/GamingCatGuy • 10h ago
Turbo Team I think Tim Robinson should be the next James Bond.
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/throwaway325243543 • 12h ago
Big Fat Load of Cum so, you're supposed to put as many eggs as you can in its mouth, but when you do it, look, watch what it does
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/throwaway325243543 • 11h ago
Not trying to be funny… do any of these fuckers ever blast into a wall and have like a huge cum shot?
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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/PoopyMcpants • 17h ago
Friendship I don't like him, I don't want him to have hair!
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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/duck7001 • 12h ago
I don’t WANT THAT! "Dont bring me a bad deal, or i'll *animal noises*"
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/DotOk2803 • 21h ago
I'd Like to Get Off Now, I'm Not Having Any Fun 💣💥
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/CitronAdventurous205 • 20h ago
It’s not a distraction You can’t skip lunch. You just can’t.
(Yet her granddaddy/future husband causes inflation for groceries and strips away benefits lol)
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/J0shua1985 • 2h ago
Meat and Potatoes Just say the restaurant has a rule. That if you get an item to share, you can’t just feed it to the VP.
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/Shimola1999 • 17h ago
I'm Not in Trouble AT ALL No, I don’t know how to fucking drive
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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/Thready85 • 9h ago
Wilson’s has the solution for you!! It's all about affording the yeezy
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/GooserNoose • 22h ago
BABY OF THE YEAR The pedos are their dollars
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/PoopyMcpants • 17h ago
Meat and Potatoes It's Don Bondarley! King of the dirty songs.
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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/Thundrbucket • 7h ago
Turbo Team I'm just like the tiredest I've ever been.
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/portablebiscuit • 10h ago
THE NIGHT THAT THE SKELETONS CAME TO LIFE We’re all looking for the trick or treaters who rang my doorbell
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/MyHammyVise • 9h ago
I HATE THAT GAME Dude, you ran out of eggs.
I just saw this at the back of a claw game. I bought 80 eggs then got kicked out because I was looking at the egg I won from my game. We should be able to look at a little porn in the arcade.
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/Comfortable-Pie-4311 • 9h ago
Piece of shit From the television community on Reddit: Suspended 'Wheel of Fortune' announcer Jim Thornton was viewing pedophile chatroom on plane for at least 57 minutes
You should be able to look at a liiiiitle kiddie porn on a plane.
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/CharacterOriginal272 • 16h ago
THE CHAIR COMPANY We’re trying to find the guy who did this…
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I FEEL IMMENSELY STRONGLY ABOUT IT…