r/Damnthatsinteresting 12h ago

Video Massive Alligator Gar

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u/Equus-007 11h ago

Used to go swimming with those guys in the Trinity. They pretty much give zero fucks about you.

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u/raineling 10h ago

Meaning they leave you alone?

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u/Gyvon 10h ago

Yes. So long as you don't fuck with them gar are pretty much harmless.

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u/raineling 8h ago

Thanks. Moved to Texas from Canada so I am still discovering new things down here about the local fauna and flora.

So far I have determined that almost everything down here is like it os in Australia. Either the plants want to put spikes in you, the insects want to potentially murder you or the wildlife definitely wants you dead.

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u/slowwwwdowwwwn 7h ago

Hahaha yeah pretty much. I grew up in south Texas then moved to Portland over a decade ago and the biggest difference to me (despite everything being different) was one, the lack of bugs infiltrating your daily life at all times, annddd two the experience of wilderness and such was so peaceful and fairytale like, whereas south texas was beautiful in the sense of you are experiencing the brutality of nature haha

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u/ittibittytitty 8h ago

As a canadian who lives way the fuck up north, yeah no im good.

I like the cold, everything else doesnt like it. Its nice

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u/bogz_dev 8h ago

but you have mean bears and meese

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u/mellow0324 7h ago

And don’t forget geese!

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u/Creepsuponu 7h ago

Many much moosen in the woodsen

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u/K_Linkmaster 7h ago

Above the 46th parallel in the Americas, the weather tries to kill you for 9 months a year. You are well prepared for what Texas offers.

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u/SageDarius 4h ago

I'd argue the weather in Texas tries to kill you 9 months a year as well, just in the other direction.

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u/BasementDwellerCarl 5h ago

Just in case know one told you, don’t swim in the Trinity.

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u/BigHardMephisto 6h ago

almost all gar bites are from people catching them and taking pictures while holding them until they inevitably do the fish "thwap" to try and get loose, and they snag you with a tooth

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u/According-Insect-992 5h ago

Yeah, we have them in Missouri. It’s hard to even catch one unless you’re trying. They are too quick for regular tackle. Completely uninterested in typical bait.

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u/hillswalker87 6h ago

so why is this one cool? because he is most certainly not leaving it alone.

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u/luna-luna-luna 6h ago

its probably exhausted from being caught

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u/Gyvon 1h ago

You also don't see is this dude putting anything near the fish's mouth.

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u/Equus-007 10h ago

Yeah. They just kinda slowly swim along looking ominous. Probably more likely to have a catfish try to eat your foot.

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u/JimNayseeum 10h ago

No, meaning they don't give a fuck if you die in their mouth. /s

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u/SonicTemp1e 4h ago

True. I paddled the Mississippi River from top to bottom, and some times I'd dangle my legs over the sides. Gar left me alone 100%. Bull sharks, not so much.

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u/bogtiters 6h ago

That water is nasty.

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u/FishTshirt 12h ago

These are local to me. Jeremy wade came very close to us to catch one. Not uncommon for a gar to snap the line

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u/NotBradPitt9 9h ago

Where are these things found?

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u/Attention_Bear_Fuckr 9h ago

In the water

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u/Growing_Trash_417 8h ago

Source?

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u/HatchetTheElder 8h ago

Source: Am Gar.

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u/lod254 8h ago

Yes. In the water source.

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u/CrossP 8h ago

Clouds originally

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u/fucks_with_pandas 6h ago

Big if true

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u/ModishShrink 2h ago

Small if false

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u/cierbhal 9h ago

If you want a place to look at on Google Earth or something; look up “Sardis Lake” in Mississippi. Everyone who has fished along the spillway there has dealt with gar. The whole lower lake is “full” of alligator gar.

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u/now_in3D 9h ago

Southeastern US, Mississippi basin

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u/xrayguy1981 9h ago

In East Texas also.

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u/LeatherMycologist112 8h ago

In the rivers in arkansas and some of its lakes as well.

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u/Snuhmeh 7h ago

They are everywhere. In Houston, they can be spotted from above looking down in the bayous.

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u/FlamingoRare8449 4h ago

I haven’t seen any of those but I have seen alligator in a drainage ditch out by Ellington

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u/GoliathPrime 7h ago

Trinity Bay/Trinity River, Southeast Texas.

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u/LonelyInstance151 7h ago

Found in GA rivers as well

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u/AtlasThePittie 12h ago

You aren't Jeremy. Put her back.

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u/LokiTheStampede 10h ago

Put that thing back where it came from, or so help me...!

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u/KneeSignificant9374 9h ago

So help me!

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u/AspiringChildProdigy 7h ago

It's a work in progress...

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u/Mr-Sister-Fister21 7h ago

She’s out of our hair…

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u/QuesoKristo 3h ago

So help me!

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u/Bisexual_Carbon 11h ago

How is he going to hear you without all caps and an exclamation point?

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u/This_Makes_No__Sense 7h ago

Fucker stole both the gimmick AND the title.

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u/DirtAndSurf 8h ago

It pissed me off when he called it a "river monster."

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u/Darkpeach307 6h ago

That thing looks ancient! Imagine the stories it could tell if it could talk.

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u/JazzKat234 8h ago

Can he lick this bread

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u/FloppyShellTaco 7h ago

Lmao I just searched the post for “Lana”

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u/[deleted] 5h ago

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u/Gerell68 11h ago

“You sir, are a fish.”

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u/rabbimindtrick 11h ago

Take that fish to the post office!

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u/Evelyn-Bankhead 11h ago

One of the secret weapons to battling Asian Carp.

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u/Rile_Michael 8h ago

We used to have tons of Asian carp in the canals in illinois. Now they are filled to the brim with gar.

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u/timburgessthis 6h ago

I am sorry, you can’t just drop this without more lore?!

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u/Actius 1h ago

Not OP, but here's some history. Gar used to be native to rivers that fed the Mississippi River until various things like habit destruction and loss of primary food source made them nearly extinct in the wild. Some time later, Asian Carp were introduced to the Mississippi River system and basically exploded in population. It led to what we see now.

Over a decade ago, a conservation project reintroduced captive native gar into a small protected river (upstream of the Mississippi) in order to start a breeding program. The gar spread and eventually grew in healthy numbers. However, downstream another conservation project overseeing Asian Carp control recorded a steady population decline in the invasive carp population. This was the first instance of seeing a noticeable decline in the population not caused by extreme human control strategies, that is.

Turns out the native gar had found the juvenile and young adult Asian Carp as a very viable food source. Both fish use the same type of areas in the rivers as breeding grounds, so the juvenile gar have an excellent food source basically from birth to adulthood. This effectively stems the Asian Carp population as they will get picked off before reaching breeding age.

But this is a numbers game. This phenomenon has been occurring for over a decade now and the Asian Carp is still a massive problem downstream from the gar areas. Plus the Asian Carp can thrive in waters polluted enough to kill native gar, so it's not a foolproof strategy of control. But it's still pretty cool!

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u/Euphoric_Fisherman70 6h ago

I haven't traveled the hennepin canal too much but I notice everywhere I go...nothing but gar fucking around at the top. Still have yet to catch one

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u/krucz36 4h ago

aren't there like yarn lures for catching normal (non-alligator) gar? they get tangled up in their teeth? i dunno i've never even seen one. i'd love to catch one some day

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u/CartmanAndCartman 11h ago

I thought the biggest freshwater fish was lake sturgeon ?

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u/EC_CO Interested 11h ago

The white sturgeon is the largest in North america, they can get up to 20 ft long. They can live for centuries and don't even start breeding until about 25 years old. The alligator gar is the second largest and maxes out at 10 ft

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u/imonmyhighhorse 11h ago

That’s what I thought as well.

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u/EC_CO Interested 11h ago

You'd think a fisherman posting a video would be more knowledgeable. I don't even fish and knew the sturgeon was the biggest

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u/TurbulentMiddle2970 9h ago

You would think. Gar get up to maybe 300 pounds. Sturgeon can get up to 1500 pounds.

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u/Better-Culture-7770 9h ago

Most fisherman I've met are a remarkably ignorant bunch when it comes to fish biology, or anything scientific really. You'll run across someone who is a scientist in some other field who fishes and just knows nothing but word of mouth psuedoscience about fish.

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u/JoeDawson8 11h ago

Hah! I didn’t start breeding until I was 46!

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u/wi5hbone 6h ago

good for you! (and the planet)

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u/HedgehogTop5524 10h ago

😂😂😭😭

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u/Ispeakblabla 7h ago

I feel like the dude can be given a pass on this one since usually sturgeon fish aren't strictly freshwater compared to the gar.

Didn't know white sturgeons could get that big though, 20ft is insane.

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u/EC_CO Interested 7h ago

This is where some of the old lake monster myths come from, there are still sightings of the big ones frequently when they ride the surface and their prehistoric ridgebacks show

https://www.reddit.com/r/Cryptozoology/s/J8mmSewy6X

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u/Hamafropzipulops 9h ago

I am from South Louisiana and am familiar with these and of course alligators. When I was fishing in Wisconsin a sturgeon passed in front of us so big, I thought it was a huge alligator or a small submarine. Tried to fish for them with a guide, no luck.

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u/EC_CO Interested 8h ago

When I was young back in the '80s my grandfather used to take me fishing on the Columbia River for sturgeon, it was common to have to use a truck to pull the damn things up to shore, but if I remember correctly the meat was pretty tasty and you could stock a freezer for a good year and a half

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u/Hamafropzipulops 5h ago

Ha! same with some alligators, big, heavy and tasty. Also bitey, stay away from the front end until you have your .22 ready.

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u/Square_Issue1577 8h ago

What about the vw bug size catfish I've heard of lurking at the bottom of waterfalls lol.

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u/theregoesjustin 11h ago

Yeah my first thought too. Unsurprisingly, it looks like this dude lied for clicks

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u/deepasleep 10h ago

Same. He’s wrong.

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u/Plaid_Piper 11h ago

Caught one when I was a kid by pure chance using some old popcorn shrimp and a weight. These things fight like crazy! It leaped out of the damn water at some point. One of my fondest memories growing up.

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u/Sorry-Emu-5980 10h ago

White Sturgeon is the biggest fresh water fish in North America by a long shot....

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u/TheRateBeerian 10h ago

Yea gar got nothing on a sturgeon

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u/77entropy 11h ago

They have the ability to survive on land for up to two hours because they can breathe air with their swim bladder.

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u/mild_folder 9h ago

Damn it, now I'm curious about how it even showed up it looks really scary

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u/krucz36 4h ago

you should search youtube for some alligator gar catch videos. they're so massive and unconcerned about humans that they have to lasso them once they've played them in close enough to consider landing. i mean if they intend to release the big ol girls

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u/CranjizzMcBasketball 9h ago

Wrong. They absolutely can NOT survive on land for two hours. Only way that could be possible is if you constantly splash them with, you guessed it, WATER

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u/77entropy 8h ago

Right. They can live up to two hours on land breathing air if conditions are right. I guess we'll have to agree to agree on this one.

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u/Krail Interested 5h ago

Wacky science fact. It appears that lungs evolved first, then adapted to become swim bladders. So, I wouldn't be surprised if more fish can breathe with swim bladders like that. 

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u/AscendedViking7 11h ago

it looks kinda cute

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u/Moist_Junket_9381 9h ago

It looks like the alligators I used to draw when I was little

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u/avibrant_salmon_jpg 5h ago

Gar are so goofy looking they're cute 

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u/meglon978 10h ago

I thought the white sturgeon was the biggest.

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u/TheMostNude 11h ago

“Biggest fresh water fish in North America” um my friend Mr Sturgeon would like a word.

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u/raineling 10h ago

See my reply to this above.

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u/LangstonHublot 12h ago

I've heard these are very tasty when smoked

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u/MrDarkHorse 11h ago

You heard wrong. They are the most disgusting fish I’ve ever caught.

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u/ForneauCosmique 11h ago

I've always heard the opposite

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u/johnvarley1 12h ago

Same for humans.

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u/MmmmFloorPie 11h ago

I've got tons of marbling. I bet I'm delicious!

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u/-XanderCrews- 12h ago

No they’re not. Very rubbery.

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u/skrilledcheese 11h ago

The taste varies from person to person

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u/buddhistredneck 11h ago

They just gotta be smoked right.

A human out of a trailer fire can taste pretty bad and isn’t cooked enough as the damn thing burns down too fast.

A human out of a brick house has the opposite problem, it doesn’t get hot enough.

What you want is a human out of a cabin fire, especially if the cabin is built with fine maple or pine; it’s a wonderful hint of taste, along with being cooked low, and slow.

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u/Weelki 11h ago

eyes narrow

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u/No-Membership-5314 10h ago

You haven’t lived until you’ve had one out of a cherry cabin.

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u/Solid_Growth_9069 11h ago

i don’t like the clowns, they taste funny

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u/zorggalacticus 10h ago

Two clowns were eating a cannibal. One looked at the other and said "I think we got this joke wrong."

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u/Domestic-Grind 11h ago

I got a 3rd degree burn last week, 500*F metal against thin skin... It sizzled. I hate that the smoke smelled good. Like a steak dropped on a hot grill

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u/GForce1975 11h ago

Know how to make a fish spread?

...step on it.

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u/Rufnusd 8h ago

I caught this fish in RDR2. The Legendary Gar returns.

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u/Kcorp 5h ago

As a non-American, 98% of my knowledge of indigenous American flora and fauna is from playing RDR2.

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u/SirSignificant6576 11h ago

Alligator gar are harmless.

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u/AnnaGorgeousss 10h ago

I would simply apologize to the fish and leave

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u/GalaxyPowderedCat 12h ago

I didn't know that fossile existed, now I know what to fear when I go to deep waters.

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u/Inner-Arugula-4445 11h ago

Aren’t some sturgeons in Canada larger than these gar?

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u/JellyKind9880 11h ago

Say “business end” one more time

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u/Asleep_Emotion7078 12h ago

Also, I don’t know how good one this big would taste. I thinks it’s probably a lot like catfish ( the bigger the muddier the taste).

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u/Revolutionary_Eye887 12h ago

They have a LOT of bones.

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u/Asleep_Emotion7078 11h ago

You do it kinda like you take the back strap off a deer if you know what I mean. It’s great

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u/AGoodDragon 12h ago

Haha I'm sorry.....a what??

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u/Detrimental_Figment 10h ago

I can’t believe I used to just swim in the water with these fuckers and actual alligators and didn’t even think about it. Any time something swam past my leg I just assumed it was trout or bass.

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u/boipinoi604 10h ago

Is it fish or crocodile?

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u/N4RQ 9h ago

YES

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u/tribak 10h ago

Aligartor

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u/UsedDimension7373 9h ago

Can I pet that doooogg!?!?

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u/LoveBirdNibbles 7h ago

I have always feared freshwater, especially flesh eating bacteria and amoebas that go to your brain. I stick to salt water.

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u/mokahash 11h ago

Gar, who goes there?

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u/Possible_Account_682 11h ago

That’s not a gar, it’s a Garth

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u/Creepy-Astronaut-952 11h ago

Everything reminds me of her…

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u/StargasmSargasm 8h ago

Have you ever seen an Alligator Gar?

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u/justhere82 8h ago

I'm more afraid of the undercurrents in that river than the gar.

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u/maxjuli3n 7h ago

Yep And we’re just gonna sit down in the water like there isn’t another one of these fuckers swimming around

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u/SirWobblyOfSausage 12h ago

Welcome to Jurassic Park

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u/rhineStoneCoder 11h ago

Welcome to Jurassic Carp.

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u/antrubler 10h ago

Jurassic Swamp

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u/johnvarley1 12h ago

Leave it the fuck alone

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u/BobbyDukeArts 12h ago

So glad they put a spoiler at the beginning

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u/BEEEEEZ101 12h ago

They make GARrrreat tacos. Jk

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u/Revolutionary_Eye887 12h ago

Keep those toes and fingers out of the water kids.

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u/belljs87 11h ago

Come on. Alligartor

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u/OnionHeaded 11h ago

MONSTER!

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u/Ok_Feed4426 11h ago

massive feels way too small to describe that thing

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u/Afraid_Emu8068 10h ago

Let’s see you noodle that!

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u/ObvsThrowaway5120 10h ago

So, uh, how do these things taste?

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u/HoneyBadgerBrooke07 9h ago

With their mouths

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u/Nos9684 8h ago

Haha nice

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u/MaximusGrassimus 9h ago

And they said the dinosaurs went extinct.

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u/Consistent_Plant890 9h ago

An absolutely phenomenal fish!

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u/burnthew_tch 9h ago

White sturgeon are the biggest fresh water fish in North America. 🤷‍♂️

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u/LiveNvanByRiver 8h ago

That water is why swimming trunks have nets. I would never sit my orifices in that sludge.

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u/Dinklerbuuuurf 8h ago

God can you imagine catching like 100 of these in a net

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u/deltashmelta 8h ago

"...but I love him!"

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u/LoverOfPricklyPear 8h ago

It can be hard to catch these guys cuz they're so darn boney! Not a lot skin or anything to catch. I'm pretty sure they basically need to swallow the hook.

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u/Revolutionary_Mix437 8h ago

What ever happened to sturgeon?

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u/Revolutionary_Mix437 8h ago

20ft white sturgeon is the largest bud

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u/DrB00 7h ago

That's a dinosaur...

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u/Jsommers113 7h ago

I thought sturgeon were the biggest fresh water north American fish

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u/Careful_Ad_3338 7h ago

wtf i thought Mosasaurus was gone

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u/jawid72 7h ago

White sturgeon

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u/Muchachacha 7h ago

Is that a temu alligator ?

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u/ApoxyRainbow 6h ago

Looks like my grandpa after he ate a poached egg

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u/zaptr1 6h ago

Amazing fish, look so ancient. Believe the sturgeon is the largest freshwater fish in North America, absolute units

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u/Mocker-Poker 6h ago

With cool 😎 sunglasses

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u/MrJohnnyDangerously 6h ago

I know a dinosaur when I see one

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u/no5of7 6h ago

Dinosaur looking mf!!

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u/doomnoise 6h ago

That thing looks prehistoric af

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u/Seismic-Camel 5h ago

Oh hell nah

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u/IllionoisButcher 5h ago

Catch and release

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u/MMachine17 5h ago

You tellin' me a gar licked this post?

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u/DerpKaiser 5h ago

Bro, a full grown sturgeon is MUCH bigger than alligator gar

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u/rosalinelaceup 5h ago

I just came here to point out that bro has clearly never seen a sturgeon!

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u/lovesmyirish 5h ago

It reminds me of something in a dinosaur book from when youre a kid

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u/wheatheseIbread 5h ago

I love all the breathy noises people make when showing you things.

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u/Joyful_Pursuit 5h ago

I've caught 2 gar about that size. One on 8lb test.

They don't fight worth a damn ime, 40" redfish > 60" gator gar and it's not even close.

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u/mrcoffee4me 4h ago

Catch and release. That’s what this dude does. Most sport fishermen always catch and release. No need for trophies when technology provides us with picture proof. Relax y’all! Don’t let your ignorance guide you.

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u/RaDiOaCtIvEpUnK 4h ago

So god spliced a shark an alligator together. Neat. I was just thinking I could use some more reasons to not get in the water.

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u/bloodyspork 4h ago

Is that a fuckin dinosaur?

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u/fothergillfuckup 4h ago

That looks like a dinosaur.

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u/x2manypips 3h ago

Thats a dinosaur

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u/DrFrosthazer 3h ago

It looks prehistoric as fuck.

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u/Ordinary-Meringue102 3h ago

Mr., did your mom ever tell you not to touch things?

this is giving me the chills!

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u/sweetrottenapple 3h ago

Oh my goodness what an ugly creature 😭 I don't like it at all.

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u/Sapphire-Catgirl 3h ago

Yeah ain't no way I'm letting that thing lick my bread

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u/ambassador321 3h ago

Alligator Gar is not even close to the biggest freshwater fish in North America.

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u/God_Dont_Make_No 3h ago

Sturgeon? Pretty sure they’re bigger

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u/mach82 3h ago

Smile! Say Chheeeeeeese

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u/AboveAverage1988 2h ago

I can see why it's called that.

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u/b0uncyfr0 1h ago

Thats a dinosaur sir

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u/CountHonorius 28m ago

Things that look prehistoric for five hundred, Alex

u/Wonderful_Virus_6562 7m ago

That’s a dinosaur yo

u/Beag_ 5m ago

Had one of these lung at my top water lure as I was pulling it in, never been happier to not catch something