r/Damnthatsinteresting 28d ago

Video A peruvian long haired guinea pig.

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u/inspirationalSloth 28d ago

It’s a guineawig

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u/Illustrious_Ad4691 28d ago

Vote for Pedro

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u/Pergod 28d ago

We in Peru did vote for Pedro. He in jail now.

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u/Mlabonte21 28d ago

He’ll make all your dreams come true

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u/echo_nightmare_black 28d ago

I thought this and was certain it would already be mentioned.

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u/adorablefuzzykitten 27d ago

Very presidential.

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u/Separate_Finance_183 28d ago

Lil' bro has better hair than me 😭

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u/ChymChymX 28d ago

The question is how did he afford a flight from Peru to Turkey to get his procedure.

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u/PatientStations 28d ago

Bro got the international hair transplant package, donor included. 😭

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u/balls4xx 28d ago

Then he became donor kebab

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u/Mr-_-Soandso 28d ago

Maybe she's born with it?

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u/Tricky_Football_6586 28d ago

That remark stands Head & Shoulders above the rest.

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u/Warm_tamperture32 28d ago

Maybe she's cavia Porcellene

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u/MaleficentPlate69 28d ago

Turkish Hairlines had a sale recently.

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u/badgerj 28d ago

Same way Paddington did? 🤣🤣💀

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u/Relative_Yesterday70 28d ago

Have you heard of Peruvian marching powder?

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u/One_Advantage793 28d ago edited 25d ago

I seriously thought it was a video of someone brushing out some kind of partial wig or toupee when I first saw it.

Edited to fix the common phone fat finger ai instead of I because people keep telling me not to pay attention to AI. Jeez! Mistake purely my own human brain!

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u/DieselHouseCat 28d ago

His name can just be Toupee.

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u/CHSummers 28d ago

Ahem. Hair System.

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u/Corfiz74 28d ago

I thought it was Cousin Itt from the Adams Family.

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u/lord-dinglebury 28d ago

Lil' bro is like a tiny walking Pantene commercial.

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u/sinisterdesign 28d ago

Cannnnnnn I wear a Guinea pig on my head? 🤔

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u/RoboDae 28d ago

An alternate Ratatouille

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u/ImSolidGold 28d ago

"Sir, your wig squeeks." "Jerry, stop squeeking!" "Squeeks"

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u/shroomiedoo 28d ago

Bros hair is glossy as fuck

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u/Bluecif 28d ago

That's a living wig....

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u/bc_gamez 28d ago

Train him to sit still on your head. Do you know Spanish?

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u/froggz01 28d ago

Siéntate en mi cabeza, Peluca.

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u/Kingkongcrapper 28d ago

Gets paid to be a living toupee on the weekends.

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u/efcomovil 28d ago

Lil bro has hair

Sad bald noises

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u/LurkerFromTheVoid 28d ago

Cuy Fabio has entered the Chat.

BTW:

In Latin America, cuy (spelled cui in some regional variants) most commonly refers to the guinea pig, a domesticated rodent native to the Andean region that is traditionally raised and eaten as a high-protein delicacy.

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u/shadoeweever 28d ago

Found the Fabio joke, I feel better now. Little guy just needs to watch out for geese

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u/ArmpitofD00m 28d ago

No problem, my guy will sit up top comfortably and make it look like a fine center part.

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u/HyenDry 28d ago

Lil bro looks like me

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u/pratpulsar 28d ago

Lil bro eats pure protein...

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u/marleiahxdayze 28d ago

ITS NOT A PHASE MOM

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u/GreenExperiments 28d ago

It’s called an aesthetic, MOM. You just don’t understand my vision.

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u/nicoznico 28d ago

Bro looks like Cousin Itt from Adams Family

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u/RockstarAgent 28d ago

I want to know its hair routine. My hair ain’t as shiny and lustrous.

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u/lightr3nd 28d ago

Soul Glo'!

... I think he'd rock in product commercial! Just put him in front of a fan on a slowly rotating table and let the camera loose on this handsome mf.

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u/gorginhanson 28d ago

nice try OP i recognize a Maybelline ad when I see one

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u/SeanOfTheDead1313 28d ago

Because tonight will be the night that I fall for yew

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u/marleiahxdayze 28d ago

OVER AGAIIIIIN, don’t mayhke me change moi mind

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u/inspectorseantime 28d ago

>tonoight

>noight

FTFY

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u/CH49FE 28d ago

And he cleans the floors as he walks too!

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u/Dry_Peen15 28d ago

I'm thinking the entire underside of that thing is covered with piss and shit

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u/unlikemike123 28d ago

Probably not this specific one but other longhairs that don't get brushed every 30 seconds might lol

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u/Hyperaeon2 27d ago

This one is way too groomed for that. 💅💇

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u/xdianaaxx 27d ago

They get dirty so fast. My log haired guinea pig gets a butt trim every now and then

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u/Kazodex 27d ago

I mean, that’s just rodents in general

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u/unleashtheraven1 28d ago edited 28d ago

Is that where toupees come from?

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u/doctormink 28d ago

Right? It’s like a little wig with legs!

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u/No-Respond-900 28d ago

don’t wear it atop your head or a harpy eagle might snatch it and expose your dome

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u/Recent-Singer8146 28d ago

I like the lore and world building of living toupees

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u/Kitchen_Implement23 28d ago

Is this a tupee farm?

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u/AmputeeHandModel 28d ago

*Toupees, no apo'strophe's for plural's.

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u/Secure-Net4296 28d ago

My goodness 🥰❤️‍🔥

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u/AaronicNation 28d ago

Looks like Cousin It's dog.

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u/Just_Periwinkle 28d ago

Looks like it.

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u/InvictvsNox 28d ago

That is a guinea wig.

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u/efrav 28d ago

Here in Colombia they are called Cuys, close enough to cuyos lol

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u/TreeDollarFiddyCent 28d ago

Maybe she's born with it.

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u/SnooTangerines7026 28d ago

No, that's a tribble.

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u/Buzz1ight 28d ago

At least they scare off the Klingons.

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u/whiff_EK 28d ago

I don't know hardly anything about Star Trek at all and I still said "Isn't that a tribble?"

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u/SPECTRE-Agent-No-13 28d ago

And Scotty beamed them to the Klingon ship, where they would be no tribble at all.

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u/elMurpherino 28d ago

Looks like trouble.

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u/LazyAssHiker 28d ago

Looks like Kat Williams

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u/DavieStBaconStan 28d ago

Taller than him too

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u/AcanthisittaGlobal30 28d ago

Put a bedazzled purple pimp hat and cane and got the whole look

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u/jjnib 28d ago

Don't they eat them there?

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u/waluigieWAAH 28d ago

They were domesticated to be food. Then the Europeans came and made them pets

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u/MaddysinLeigh 28d ago

Iirc Europeans only kept them as pets after also using them as food.

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u/Julesvernevienna 28d ago

you were also summoned by a friend?🤣

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u/MaddysinLeigh 28d ago

No I just get recommended Guinea pig stuff a lot

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u/L_Cranston_Shadow 28d ago

Probably one of the least evil things Europeans did down there.

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u/MaleficentPlate69 28d ago

Once you shave it, there isn’t much left to eat though.

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u/Skratt79 27d ago

These things are so fat calorie dense 1 feeds 4 people, you need to eat potatoes with them to absorb the fat. They are the gamiest little buggers too.

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u/MaleficentPlate69 27d ago

Thanks for the insight, but I never thought about eating a guinea pig. But I like tats.

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u/wezelboy 28d ago

Not sure about Peru, but definitely in Ecuador.

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u/dolemutt 28d ago

Chewbacca with four legs

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u/Realistic_Habit8909 28d ago

Thank you! Can’t believe no one else saw this

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u/El_Dief 28d ago

Baby Yoda, meet baby Chewie.

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u/grungegoth 28d ago

I unknowingly ate guinea pig at a hotel buffet in Quito

tastes like ... small birds, or chicken

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u/CitizenHuman 28d ago

My dad also unknowingly ate it like 40 years ago. He was told it was rabbit.

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u/slackfrop 28d ago

Yeah, cuy. Very common in Peru. I declined trying it.

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u/Wasatcher 28d ago

My sister and I had pet rabbits growing up but we ate all the offspring. My dad told her it was chicken in the rabbit stew for years until she came home from school early one day while we were halfway through butchering them 😭. After the secret was out we had whole rabbit and she ate something else lol

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u/KancroVantas 28d ago

Oh that first sentence cracked me up! Is so messed up! Addams family vibes.

“Oh we had pets! We just ate all their children”

record scratch

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u/highfiveselfoh 28d ago

I really don’t like eating meat much less exploring types I’m not used to…I’d be so sad to unknowingly eat guinea pig.

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u/Hilton5star 28d ago

Well, it is what they were bred for.

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u/stillsympin 28d ago

Yeah it's the same as keep rabbits for meat. Very common in that area, especially the further you get from touristy stuff.

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u/Ha1lStorm 28d ago

My dad tricked me into eating calf fries / Rocky Mountain oysters as a kid. I thought they were delicious until he told me what they were.

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u/VascoJSC 28d ago

They were originally domesticated for meat. They eat grass (which humans cannot) and turn the indigestable fibers of tough mountain grasses into protein, they also grow quickly and reproduce quickly. Makes sense the Andean cultures would domesticate them.

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u/TheStarsMist 28d ago

One thing many don't think of about this cultural staple of many South American countries is that they also do not have access to large grazing pastures. It is easier to raise the small mammals vs the flat acerage needs of big mammals. I haven't had cuy yet either.

Though when you look at this based on topography being far more varied it makes sense why they raise them for meat.

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u/TheGrundleGrabber 28d ago

I’m not vegan and probably never will be, but your comment made me think: if we invented a machine that could create food out of inedible substances, we’d consider it an incredible scientific breakthrough.

This is essentially how we use many livestock animals: as biological machines that convert grass and otherwise unusable plant matter into food. I don’t know that I feel great about that. I’d never thought of it in those terms before reading your comment. I know that’s not what you were getting at, but this shit lowkey fucked me up.

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u/Throwitaway252501 28d ago

Many animals have the same issue and it's why they eat meat. It's natural for us to eat meat, and there's nothing morally wrong with that Biology. The issue is, we know how to raise and butcher meat ethically, but we don't because that costs more money than capitalism is willing to part with. People should try to eat less meat and choose more sustainable meats where they can, not because eating meat itself is wrong, but the production of meat under capitalism is unethical. 

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u/TheGrundleGrabber 28d ago

Great comment. I think reducing consumption is ideal because it seems quite possible that even under a more ethical economic system, it may be infeasible to ethically produce the required amount of meat.

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u/Forward-Variety-8440 28d ago

this begs the question, is there any ethical consumption under capitalism?

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u/MagicCaps69420 28d ago

We’re so removed from knowing what it’s like to harvest animals for food. I don’t mean to be graphic but for example it breaks my heart every time I put a knife through a lobster’s head to make a lobster roll. I grew up with chickens too and when we would kill them to eat was always awful. If you eat meat I think that’s something you should experience just to know what happens if you choose to consume animal products.

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u/Western_Scenario 28d ago

They call it “cuy” in Perú.

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u/ceviche-hot-pockets 28d ago

I couldn’t bring myself to eat one while in Peru or Bolivia. Llama, on the other hand…is pretty damn tasty lol.

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u/KimJongKillest 28d ago

I feel Puerto Rican with this hair

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u/SuperFrylock 28d ago

Ricaaaan! Bidi bidi bidi bidi...

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u/Affectionate-Pie8362 28d ago

Walking toupee

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u/FunBat6170 28d ago

Cousin IT

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u/MorePhinsThyme 28d ago

Nah, this is definitely Cousin What, Itt's son.

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u/DianeDesRivieres 28d ago

Sadly, no squeek.

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u/EveRPGames 28d ago

I turned the sound on for the trills! My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

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u/yupyupnopewhat 28d ago

I turned the volume way up, hoping

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u/Appathesamurai 28d ago

That is one handsome little man

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u/darkoath 28d ago

Can you train him to sit still on my head?

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u/CommunicationNew3745 28d ago

The 'chicken of the Andes'

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u/NerdizardGo 28d ago

Can't fool me, that's a newborn wookie.

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u/RutabagaUnlucky3420 28d ago

Had to scroll way far down for this. 

getting all solo action with that hair day

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u/Several-Squash9871 28d ago

Would have been funny if it was just someone poking their head through the top of the table when they panned around to the front. 

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u/Mslabarre 28d ago

I was pretty sure that was what I was about to see.

For several minutes now, I’ve been sitting here trying to decide if I am more disappointed, because I was wrong, or glad, because it was actually a cute little critter…🙃

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u/CitizenHuman 28d ago

Can this be donated? Asking for a friend.

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u/Day32JustAMyrKat 28d ago

Locks of Love.

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u/Ill_Maintenance_362 28d ago

It’s a coronet guinea pig. It has one rosette on its crown. A peruvian guinea pig has 2-3 rosettes to cause the hair to grow over the head and cover the face/eyes. A silkie guinea pig has no rosettes and the hair flows smoothly back from the crown.

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u/Toad-a-sow 28d ago

Quick! Grab a pan flute!

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u/The96kHz 28d ago

I'M SO STARTLED!

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u/Critical_Classic_921 28d ago

Oh god it’s the Guinea Pirates!

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u/Classic_Response_685 28d ago

I thought that was my girls weave at the beginning.

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u/SKEYES1102 27d ago

Multi purpose…pet/toupee.

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u/Orangutanion 28d ago

I should text her

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u/rodflanders19 28d ago

South Park Peruvian Guinea Pig vibes

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u/a_sedated_moose 28d ago

That's a sentient toupee

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u/Waste-Egg-2095 28d ago

If he was still in Peru they would eat him for dinner 😬

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u/NeedsMoreCatsPlease 27d ago

Some dude out there dreams of a toupee like this

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u/Live-Collection3018 28d ago

Pretty sure my uncle used to wear that on his head.

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u/Dirtsurgeon1 28d ago

It’s what’s for dinner.

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u/BasilHorror4345 28d ago

Who is this diva!?

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u/Altruistic-Dingo-757 28d ago

That is Cousin It

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u/deepcaca 28d ago

Cousin It's pet.

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u/cvele89 28d ago

If Cousin It had a kid...

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u/Vinit999 27d ago

At first glance it seemed a woman's hair is being brushed

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u/I_SHIT_IN_A_BAG 27d ago

can we make wigs from their hair?

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u/ProofVeterinarian620 27d ago

You a weird lookin' little sucka

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u/pacoali 28d ago

Like a rabbit without ears.

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u/Scatterbreaker 28d ago

You could just drop this little guy on a bald dude‘s head and I think that would work just fine

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u/Acrobatic-Code2038 28d ago

It's cousin IT. 😂

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u/cjacksen 28d ago

Cousin It's babies.

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u/maverick4002 28d ago

I ate this last year while in Lima. It was the first time I felt ~sick and ive been to 31 countries. Had to take some pestobismol chewables for the first time ever

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u/HndsDwnThBest 28d ago

In peru they eat these....

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u/notfunnysince21 28d ago

Waiting for this thing to sing a Beatles tune.

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u/Turbulent-Spray-8438 28d ago

A Chewbacca nose

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u/Pumbaasliferaft 28d ago

Stop playing with your food

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u/MasterpieceNo3534 28d ago

That’s dinner in Equador

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u/frogmicky 28d ago

Doesn't the hair get stuck in your teeth sometimes?

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u/KiwiSuch9951 28d ago

Hair squig

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u/dazzathomas 28d ago

Its giving Cousin IT from Addams Family

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u/quadraticcheese 28d ago

Looks like Katt Williams

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u/Aromatic-Prompt-6034 28d ago

An ecudorian delicase.

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u/YaThatsMe569 28d ago

Ya they eat those

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u/Puma_202020 28d ago

Delicious.

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u/westdan2 28d ago

They are so caring of their dinner

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u/Excellent-Baseball-5 28d ago

In Peru this is dinner.

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u/TaylorGang777 28d ago

They eat those forgot what the dish is called

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u/Mascbro26 28d ago

I thought that ate these in Peru?

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u/hamsolo19 28d ago

That is one illustrious pig.

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u/Charlie_NLG 28d ago

It’s Giving me queen

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u/FriendOk3237 28d ago

but they eat them.

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u/PsychosomaticSpiral 28d ago

That’s a wig with legs

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u/UCFknight2016 28d ago

I worked with a guy from Peru who says they call these 'cuy' and they taste really good.

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u/UpbeatCandidate9412 28d ago

You know they eat those things in Peru…

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u/YaBoiMandatoryToms 28d ago

Peruvian guinea you say, someone needs to prep the kitchen for some Cuí.

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u/Usual_Award 28d ago

Pimp status.

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u/Plane-Cry8518 28d ago

Omg, your hair looks so beautiful.

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u/Pale_Will_5239 28d ago

Bitch is fabulous!!

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u/Tasty-Traffic-680 28d ago

Fabio in the front, Cousin It in the back

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u/Alive-Garden7295 28d ago

He would taste good I bet

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u/fdb435 28d ago

Little mop