[On3] BREAKING: The SEC has filed a lawsuit against LSU and head football coach Lane Kiffin, @PeteNakos reports.

[u/Fonzie5]

https://x.com/on3/status/2095555292859646137?s=46&t=FavtrbPsHpJY8Odvh2TYUA

[u/Dangerous_Golf_7417]

No but someone in Oxford could make bank with a Lane Kiffin pinata

[u/amayain → u/Dangerous_Golf_7417]

I was at a bar that destroyed a Lane pinata in Knoxville right after he left, lol (Cotton Eyed Joes, iykyk)

[u/Dangerous_Golf_7417 → u/amayain]

Where did you come from where did you go describes a typical reaction to Lane pretty well 

[u/amayain → u/Dangerous_Golf_7417]

Absolutely. CEJ's is a trainwreck of a bar in Knoxville though. Imagine a Chuckie Cheese for drunkin rednecks. Line dancing, pool, darts, a wall of deer hunter video games, that weird shuffleboard game, a section dedicated to roping cattle, several mechanical bulls, dollar pitchers, dollar shots, a man on a horse that greets you as you enter, and the DJ booth is in the front half of a semi truck. It's quite the experience, especially for a kid from Wisconsin.

[u/DarthSkier → u/amayain]

Sounds like an ideal spot for a bender

[u/amayain → u/DarthSkier]

I don't remember a ton of great nights there

[u/guy_incognito23 → u/amayain]

That's because you're not a robot (/j)

[u/Mike_with_Wings → u/amayain]

If they’re playing Drive by Truckers all night, count me the fuck in.

[u/amayain → u/Mike_with_Wings]

Best we can offer is some Toby Keith and Alan Jackson

[u/Mike_with_Wings → u/amayain]

And for that reason, I’m out

(Early Alan Jackson is decent)

[u/Dangerous_Golf_7417 → u/amayain]

Sounds a lot like Red Rock Saloon in Madison if we're talking Wisconsin 

[u/Baiji519 → u/Dangerous_Golf_7417]

Tennessee says hold my beer.

[u/Mike_with_Wings → u/Dangerous_Golf_7417]

Or Lane Kiffin voodoo dolls