[On3] BREAKING: The SEC has filed a lawsuit against LSU and head football coach Lane Kiffin, @PeteNakos reports.

[u/Fonzie5]

https://x.com/on3/status/2095555292859646137?s=46&t=FavtrbPsHpJY8Odvh2TYUA

[u/gasmask11000]

Unrelated but does anyone want a Lane Kiffin bobblehead? I got it back when I got a COVID test in 2020

[u/Dangerous_Golf_7417 → u/gasmask11000]

No but someone in Oxford could make bank with a Lane Kiffin pinata

[u/amayain → u/Dangerous_Golf_7417]

I was at a bar that destroyed a Lane pinata in Knoxville right after he left, lol (Cotton Eyed Joes, iykyk)

[u/Dangerous_Golf_7417 → u/amayain]

Where did you come from where did you go describes a typical reaction to Lane pretty well 

[u/amayain → u/Dangerous_Golf_7417]

Absolutely. CEJ's is a trainwreck of a bar in Knoxville though. Imagine a Chuckie Cheese for drunkin rednecks. Line dancing, pool, darts, a wall of deer hunter video games, that weird shuffleboard game, a section dedicated to roping cattle, several mechanical bulls, dollar pitchers, dollar shots, a man on a horse that greets you as you enter, and the DJ booth is in the front half of a semi truck. It's quite the experience, especially for a kid from Wisconsin.

[u/DarthSkier → u/amayain]

Sounds like an ideal spot for a bender

[u/amayain → u/DarthSkier]

I don't remember a ton of great nights there

[u/guy_incognito23 → u/amayain]

That's because you're not a robot (/j)

[u/Mike_with_Wings → u/amayain]

If they’re playing Drive by Truckers all night, count me the fuck in.

[u/amayain → u/Mike_with_Wings]

Best we can offer is some Toby Keith and Alan Jackson

[u/Mike_with_Wings → u/amayain]

And for that reason, I’m out

(Early Alan Jackson is decent)

[u/Dangerous_Golf_7417 → u/amayain]

Sounds a lot like Red Rock Saloon in Madison if we're talking Wisconsin 

[u/Baiji519 → u/Dangerous_Golf_7417]

Tennessee says hold my beer.

[u/Mike_with_Wings → u/Dangerous_Golf_7417]

Or Lane Kiffin voodoo dolls

[u/BornFireFist → u/gasmask11000]

Yep. Would be perfect with my flair

[u/Secret_Hyena9680 → u/gasmask11000]

Back when he left the Vols, my bank would let you throw three darts at a pic of Lane if you opened a new account.

[u/Rodney_Jefferson → u/gasmask11000]

There’s gonna be about 10,000 in Oxford on the 19th. On the visitors side.

[u/gasmask11000 → u/Rodney_Jefferson]

Real question, do other schools do bobble heads for coaches? We don’t do it for every coach

[u/OnePercentVisible → u/gasmask11000]

For football VT had one for Beamer, they gave them out when they put up his statue at Lane Stadium. Basketball had a small run of Buzz ones.

Edit: those were a model of the statue, the bobble heads were from a minor league team who had a VT night.

[u/Expensive_Team_5072 → u/OnePercentVisible]

Nick Saban's would have been actual size.

[u/shiftysquid → u/gasmask11000]

I still have one from when he was the Vols coach.

[u/squirtwv69 → u/gasmask11000]

I wish I could find mine. I want to paint his shirt and visor purple and write HEAUX on his shirt

[u/gasmask11000 → u/squirtwv69]

Dude I was in a used clothing store in a town in Colorado like 3 weeks ago (Idaho Springs) and saw a Kiffin “HEAUX” shirt lmfao. I was confused but loved it

[u/justaride80 → u/gasmask11000]

Does it come with a bottle of mustard? I’ll take it just for the mustard

[u/kroxti → u/gasmask11000]

No but do you have the Johnny sins souvenir cup from heroes appreciation?

[u/gasmask11000 → u/kroxti]

Unfortunately I don’t think they ever actually gave those out and I didn’t have contacts in the athletics department at that point lol

[u/Epabst → u/gasmask11000]

I’ll take it!

[u/smellmyfingerplz → u/gasmask11000]

Was it a rectal test?

[u/gasmask11000 → u/smellmyfingerplz]

Felt like they shoved it far enough up my nose to touch my brain tbh

[u/TwoTalentedBastidz → u/gasmask11000]

I’ll take it

[u/jimmybilly100 → u/gasmask11000]

Attached some of those model rocket motors to it and blast off to the Sun!

[u/Disastrous-Duty-8020 → u/gasmask11000]

I would like it