r/CFB • u/Fonzie5 UCF Knights • Big 12 • 18h ago

News [On3] BREAKING: The SEC has filed a lawsuit against LSU and head football coach Lane Kiffin, @PeteNakos reports.

https://x.com/on3/status/2095555292859646137?s=46&t=FavtrbPsHpJY8Odvh2TYUA
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u/Taxes_and_Fees Florida State Seminoles 17h ago edited 17h ago

“In the ACC you sue your conference”

“In the SEC your conference sues you”

- Yakov Smirnoff

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u/ryno667 Iowa Hawkeyes 17h ago

What a country!

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u/Dangerous_Golf_7417 Texas A&M Aggies 16h ago

What a conference!

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u/turdfurgeson67 16h ago

What a Kiffin!

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u/OttoVonWong California • Ole Miss 14h ago

What a hot yoga studio!

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u/jebediahscooter Florida Gators 13h ago

It just means more.

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u/rogozh1n Duke Blue Devils • Syracuse Orange 15h ago

Cousin Balki agrees.

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u/AlreadyEatenRibs 9h ago

Well of course not, don't be ridiculous.

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u/chenbuxie Florida State Seminoles 17h ago

Well done

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u/Expensive_Team_5072 Syracuse Orange 17h ago

OK, that was lol worthy, literally.

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u/Dellguy Alabama Crimson Tide • Michigan Wolverines 16h ago

Can we get Alex Golesh to confirm?

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u/putsch80 Oklahoma Sooners • Arkansas Razorbacks 16h ago

I’m here for the Yakov reference. Actually seeing him perform in OKC this weekend. What a country!

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u/Taxes_and_Fees Florida State Seminoles 16h ago

Crazy that he still tours - I watched a norm Macdonald interview with Gilbert Gottfried this morning and Gilbert was doing a yakov impression. Dude is 75 and he hasn’t given up the bit. Thats dedication.

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u/ryno667 Iowa Hawkeyes 13h ago

I think he does a residency in Branson. My Dad and Step Mom were trying to get tickets.

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u/ryno667 Iowa Hawkeyes 15h ago

His character on Night Court is classic.

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u/BobStoops401K Oklahoma Sooners 15h ago

Bobby Hill, is that you?

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u/iamdikdikvandik California Golden Bears 16h ago

Mr. Bolshevik Conference

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u/bigwinterblowout Tennessee • Penn State 16h ago

I'm dying. That is hilarious.

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u/fsukub Florida State Seminoles 17h ago

Tbf the ACC did countersue us after we sued them😭

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u/hairythroats 17h ago

No, the ACC filed suit first

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u/fsukub Florida State Seminoles 17h ago

You’re correct, they filed suit once they got wind we were filing

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u/Expensive_Team_5072 Syracuse Orange 16h ago

Some pretty clear competence by the ACC, unusually.

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u/forgotmyoldname90210 Florida State Seminoles 15h ago

It would have been if they could have rushed a vote to approve the lawsuit as required by conference bylaws but Jim Phillips is going to Jim Phillips.

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u/thedarkslayer009 Florida State • South Carolina 16h ago

Oh my! 🤣

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u/texas2089 Florida State Seminoles • Texas Longhorns 16h ago

Bruh 😂😂😂

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u/SydneyFall Colorado Buffaloes 15h ago

He had to be so tired of those jokes while he cried into his money.

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u/Bus-Master2001 16h ago

It Just Means More discovery.

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u/Dranak75 16h ago

It just means more

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u/redreditreditordblue 13h ago

In his fake broken English, I think it would be

"in the ACC you sure conference, in the SEC conference sue you."

Great joke though.