r/CFB • u/Fonzie5 UCF Knights • Big 12 • 18h ago

News [On3] BREAKING: The SEC has filed a lawsuit against LSU and head football coach Lane Kiffin, @PeteNakos reports.

https://x.com/on3/status/2095555292859646137?s=46&t=FavtrbPsHpJY8Odvh2TYUA
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u/BerriesNCreme 17h ago

Lane is a habitual line stepper

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u/Kramerica_CEO Michigan Wolverines 17h ago

Fuck yo couch

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u/HBTFD1785 Georgia Bulldogs 17h ago

"I mean what am I gonna do? Jump up and start recruiting professional athletes to play college football for my team, like it's something to do? Come on, I have a little more sense than that.

Yeah, I remember recruiting professional athletes to play college football for my team."

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u/Kramerica_CEO Michigan Wolverines 17h ago

Cocaine is a hell of a drug

Man that skit is a classic. The way they rewind it and play what he said again ☠️

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u/binzoma Miami Hurricanes • Waterloo Warriors 16h ago

is this the 5 oclock drunk coed giveaway??

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u/Pandemic_Academic Washington State Cougars • Pac-12 17h ago

Buy anotha one ya rich mothafucka!

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u/katarh Georgia Bulldogs • /r/CFB Donor 17h ago

No that's JD Vance

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u/Pnflkc3 Missouri Tigers • SEC 14h ago

They Should’ve never given Lane money!

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u/WhiskeyForTheWin Notre Dame Fighting Irish 16h ago

Fuck yo coach

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u/el_throw 17h ago

CHARLIE MURPHY!

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u/MickKeithCharlieRon Clemson Tigers 17h ago

Where the hell is Charlie Murphy when you need him? RIP

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u/surlymoe Penn State Nittany Lions 17h ago

*snorter. That's how I read it.

Both are true.

(and that's coming from a PSU fan!! Lol)

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u/MechaEscargot2 Ohio State Buckeyes 14h ago

Maybe the most accurate description of Lane.

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u/Dixiefootball Alabama Crimson Tide 14h ago

Lane would wear a UNITY ring and slap someone with it

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u/srs_house Swaggerbilt 16h ago

Kiffin: There's two things that turn me on - being a line stepper, and a 2 liter of diet dr pepper

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u/smoothtrip Michigan Wolverines 15h ago

I thought you are supposed to straddle the line? This seems like constantly crossing ever red line that is placed in front of him.